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arcxnumvitae · 14 days
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Incorrect Quotes feat. @lunarxdaydream
Soon-hee: Know why I called you in here? Harkan: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. Soon-hee: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
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Harkan: Can you cut me some slack, Soon-hee? I’m sort of in love. Soon-hee: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Harkan: I’m in love with you. Soon-hee: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
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Soon-hee: Is something burning? Harkan, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Soon-hee: Harkan, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Harkan: I think I'm falling for you. Soon-hee: Then get up.
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Soon-hee, trying to flirt with Harkan: I think both of our families suck.
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Harkan: Soon-hee, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Soon-hee, naked in Harkan's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Harkan, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
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i accidentally taught my phone's autocorrect homestuck words
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mozzarelliestickz · 2 years
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Aubrey throws a ball at Kim labelled "that gay shit" as a joke but accidentally misses and it hits Basil in the face
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chocoenvy · 2 years
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i think about kissing the tsaritsa and her accidently cutting your lips so when she pulls away she's got blood on her lips and chin everyday it haunts me. yall got me down for pixels that dont exist yet
WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE.
No but seriously this <333 and and Tsaritsa w/ a deep voice i think abt her all the time
She'd be all sweet too, licking the blood off and fussing over the wound GOD IM SO DOWN BAD THIS ISN'T FUNNY-
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faggh · 1 year
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i might have accidentally gotten into yuri
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annabelle--cane · 2 months
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the desire to pronounce words as they are said in their source language for the sake of accuracy vs the desire to not sound like a complete tool
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linanord · 2 months
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my beautiful wife Prev Tags is back. btw. she's in the meatball menu they put her in the meatballs.
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bumblebeebats · 6 months
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"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great
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cemeterything · 4 months
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are we still doing this because i have a late submission
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hemaris · 9 months
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i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you
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exoflash · 3 months
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a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish
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samgiddings · 4 months
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@staff @support @engineering @music @books
Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???
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yourangle-yuordevil · 3 months
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That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus
VS.
Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times
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everydaylouie · 2 months
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go miffy go!
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may12324 · 2 months
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Halsin- Archdruid of the Emerald Grove
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bedupolker · 2 months
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why so sad swampmaid?
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