#''my little orphan''

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?

#i would like to Squeeze Him Full Strength #look at him!!! so proud that he tracked mud everywhere!!! what a good boy!!!! #listen listen. im a cat person. but barnaby..... #in my mind ms beagle is trying to be stern but hes just So Darn Cute #we are ms beagle pov #scribble garnish #welcome home #barnaby b beagle #welcome home puppet show #no okay but real talk the potential of barnaby's backstory has me close to tears #like hes just a little orphaned puppy... he was ORPHANED #WHAT A FUCKING DETAIL TO INCLUDE LIKE???? OWIE???? #did she find him in a waterlogged cardboard box in the rain... just a lil puppy abandoned by the roadside.... #OHHHHHH IM GONNA TEAR UP IF I KEEP THINKING ABOUT IT #who would abandon such a sweet boy.... #listen im weak to animals #but im Especially weak to innocent lil bby animals who are abandoned/orphaned... #like theyre just little guys who deserve all the love in the world... pure and full of love... discarded.... #WAILING AND SOBBING AND EATING YARN LIKE SPAGHETTI

[movedtodykedvonte]

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

#they now think he’s some homeless orphan fighting crime cause it’s the only thing he has #my fav hc are the villains earlier in spideys career are completely against harming kids #so to figure out the hero of New York was like a child they plan to torture before unmasking and killing is well #not great on their minds and little sense of morality #I wanted to write a fic about this but ao3 is dead so take this flash dialogue fic instead #I need to sleep for work #doc ock #sinister six #doctor octopus #otto octavius #the ​sandman #flint marko #the rhino #Alexei Sytsevich #the shocker #herman schultz #electro #maxwell dillon #the vulture #adrian toomes #peter parker #spider-man #spiderman

[ruushes]

not dead not alive but a secret third thing

#dragon age #dao #my ocs #ailill mahariel #my special little guy who is dead #iirc the Lore says the blight as a disease varies wrt effects #so i think it's feasible my weak and sickly victorian orphan of a man could have begun ghoulification in like a week #anyway. wardens can have a little tapetum lucidum as a treat #also shoutout to the person who tagged my last post w them ‘GOTH ELF GOTH ELF GOTH ELF’ u understand my vision #like this feels very Edgy OC TM but you know what I’m leaning into it I’m embracing it #my art

[dcbatbitches]

Consider, Cassandra Cain does lion dance.

#a combination of martial arts and dance to express storytelling? #little kids going crazy at performances? #please tell me somebody else sees the vision #she would love playing with the crowd #and especially crazy tricks #cassandra cain #batgirl #orphan #black bat #lion dance #also shhhh its completely inconspicuous wayne brand bat merch bc you know...batman and bruce wayne are dating #I ship bruciebat #dc comics #my art #batfam

[sweatandwoe]

I think the funniest bg3 thing is Astarion trying to actively dislike kids in act 1 to getting his personal autonomy and hope back to act 3 where if you think about hurting kids in any capacity he'd kill you

Man got memed to oblivion about being an asshole to kids only to go full dad mode in act 3

#hes joining Halsin with the orphans in my mind #crying and holding babies #little beings he gave up hope of ever holding #astarion #bg3 #his changes of approval get to me man #approving of helping Yenna and Arabella #thinking about him keeping his distance from kids because of the gur kids breaks my heart #man is traumatized we must let him girldad in time like he was meant to do

[dragon-chica]

Batmom and Jason Thought

Headcanon that batmom acts truly appalled if anyone tries telling her Jason did something bad.

"Jason? My sweet little Jason? how dare you try to insinuate and frame him, my boy, who has never done anything wrong in his entire life." with a glare so cold they accept their own defeat and leave the angry mother alone.

The first time it happened, Jason was terrified of getting in trouble, of disappointing you when he made a mistake and someone was just too eager to tattle on him. He didn't mean to bother someone at the gala-

Bruce never fails to find it hilarious. 'your sweet little innocent Jason? the one I met while he was stealing the batmobile's tires?'

You fix a playful glare at him, not changing your tone and patting Jason's hair while he hides beside you at the party "who has never done anything wrong in his life Bruce. Look at him, an angel."

Your proud tone and curling lips are enough to make Jason laugh too, forgetting about how stressed he was about a gala, and is happy the rest of the night to just sit with you and smile because he's "your little boy."

#listen. I'm very somft #it's been loving Jason hours for weeks #and also I'm watching Shazam and Sad Little Orphan Who Needs Loved gets to me okay #Jason Todd Is A Mama's Boy #Jason Todd x reader #Batmom #Batfam #Bruce Wayne x reader #my stuff #batboys x reader #DC comics #DC x reader

[dollya-robinprotector]

"Go on, touch me, hold me, kiss me, eat me... The warmth overlaps together" - EAT ME (Gumi)

#Oh how I just wanna eat you whole... #you would be so very safe and warm and with me #One bite is all it take to gulp the little wings-clipped birdie down my throat I imagine it would be so delish #does this count as horny-posting? #ahahahaha #hah.... #Oh and do consider giving the song a try I love it #robin the orphan #dol robin #dol pc #dollya art #dol #degrees of lewdity

[fhabulosity]

#cassandra cain #dc comics #batgirl #batman #orphan #black bat #cassandra wayne #batfamily #batfam #digitalart #digital drawing #rkgk #sketch #digitaldrawing #art #fanart #my artwork #little quick thingie #cass is really cool i really like her #gesture drawing was very inspired by Sean Galloway's amazing work!

[niconebula]

can you at least leave him to watch over me? i don’t like being alone..

#squeezes and pets him gently. by god they are so CUTE #and so lonely.. so lonely… little orphan child #the owl house #toh #the collector #toh the collector #for the future #toh spoilers #my art #screencap redraw #I COULDNT FINISH THE MAIN PIECE BUT. WE GOT THIS ONE

[delineate-creates]

Happy Birthday babygirl, 97 years young 🖤

Snakeless version under the cut~

#hp #tom riddle #voldemort #harry potter #my art #fanart #one time for the birthday bitchhhh 😩 #I love a pissy little orphan birthday boy #ngl I didn’t think I would get something done in time shkhfds I just started this today #you will always catch me doing the most low effort scales I can possibly do

[ride-a-dromedary]

Halsin and Wyll deserve their babies ever after ending.

#BG3 Musing #Halsin #Wyll Ravengard #wyllsin #(i'm sorry for clogging the tag forgive me) #someday i'll figure out a different tag #listen i promise i'll stop eventually i'm just really hung up on the moon rn #wyll: i've always thought about having a child of my own #halsin: *nine wagonfuls of orphans in tow* alright bet #(laezel does too thank you secret epilogue ilu) #what if they had a little half elf they adopted together and think about #how she would light up and reach for wyll every time he came home #how halsin would lean against the door frame and watch them together and just be...so so full of love he doesn't know what to do #how he still thinks time to time that wyll will regret coming with him and tossing aside his options when he's still so young #but then he sees the two of them and hopes in his heart of hearts that he genuinely wants to be there #and will stay for at least a little while longer #though he'd never ask him to - never expect him to

[tomwaterbabies]

tried my hand at making a wee baby hugo! tried to make him super cute, bc i think he was an adorable kid. And Then The Horrors

#vat7k #varian and the seven kingdoms #hugo vat7k #my art #he'd have that sort of Victorian Orphan kinda vibe in my mind but i wanted his outfit to be a little more unique #(more unique than what i usually do since i enjoy The Victorian Urchin look) #so he has an outfit based off the search i did for ''dutch boy outfit''

[lesbianspeedy]

BECOMING SCIENTIFICALLY UNETHICAL FOR GAY LOVE?? KIRA MANNING I KNOW WHICH AUNT IS YOUR FAVOURITE AND THAT BITCH IS FRENCH!!!

#orphan black echoes #orphan black spoilers #ob:e spoilers #ob echoes spoilers #on episode five #having a lot of feelings about a lot of things #do i think id enjoy this show if it was a standalone world? maybe not as much. #but it aint so im vibing! go kira go! #kira being like my childhood was literally ruined by human cloning and unethical science. but now im like 45 and bored so! #go you little slightly possessed child #in an unrelated thought #u think sarah felix and cosima watched kira grow up into a butch lesbian and were like. did we do this... #TYPING THIS AS I WATCH THE END OF THE EPISODE #NO!!! NO!! THE 'DO I KNOW YOU?' CAME #BACK TO BITE ME IN THE ASS NO!!! #I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT!!! #im going to throw up #i cant live like this #THE YEAR IS 2023 AND NEW ORPHAN BLACK CONTENT NOW HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD ARE WE SURE ITS NOT 2018 #OUGH

[gentil-minou]

Wei Wuxian: Hey Lan Zhan, is there a limit to how many kids we can adopt?

Lan Wangji, currently buried under a pile of children trying to climb his shoulders while 5 more run around the Jingshi behind him: I do not understand the question.

Wei Wuxian: You're right, forget I ask.

#currently thinking about wangxian adopting every orphan they come across and losing my mind a bit thanks #of all the mxtx couples theyre the best parents and i just want to lie down and cry #growing many little children for sizhui to play with like wwx promised #hed be the best big brother ahhhhh i lose it #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #bushy writing

[fauvester]

old man snoring noises

#ds9 #garashir #BABY. WITH TAIL #ex spies will be like ‘I don’t want to adopt an orphan’ ‘if you bring an orphan home I will not care for it’ #‘I am too busy and also have too many complicated feelings about fatherhood and legacy’ #and two weeks later he’s making a whole little wardrobe for him #my dad got so neurotic about castrating (?fixing?) our boy dog. and thats garak w bappy's tail #like We Need To Do This. and julian like Why. WHAT harm is his cutesy widdwe tail going to do. #if you had kept your tail i would have made a move on you that first time we met in the replimat #but noooo cardassia is anti-fun and docks everyone's tails at birth like fucking cowards

[laststandx3]

*not strictly a "how do you imagine you'd die" question. Can be also read as "how do you wish to die". Just know that in this 1845 expedition you WILL die, so choose wisely.

**In this order: Limewater, Syrup of Squills (a sliced herb set in tannin solution), Peruvian Wine of Coca (an admixture of wine and cocaine), Solutions of Hartshorn (a Medicine made from ground-up antlers of red deer which stinks strongly of ammonia), Solution of Camphor, Tincture of Lobelia (a solution of Indian tobacco that was almost pure nicotine)

*** lead poisoning

#francis crozier #james fitzjames #cornelius hickey #henry goodsir #george hodgson #john irving #edward little #solomon tozer #silna's dad #david young my beloved victorian orphan #stephen stanley #thomas blanky #tuunbaq #billy gibosn #sir john franklin #book!goodsir probably: if this medicine doesn't work i'll just give you another nd another and another #a lot of asterics but the poll option's characters is limited #but also is funnier like this #poll #thomas armitage #charles des voeux #listen i know someone will be like i want to go like goodsir or fitzjames but no i remember they existed but this poll isn't for it #i still could have put i drink poison to kill the cannibal that will eat me like yes it's funny #but i just think those options are a little too real for this #this is a meme this is a joke and we don't drink things that could make our tummy go brrr >:( #we do not kos even in the arctic #we let the arctic ki LL us #the terror #the terror amc