#''i wouldn't kill any of the group bc im not a homoph*be but this phil guy isn't on the team i believe''

[worstloki]

some Loki™

#Language! #language #memes #currently obsessed over the idea of loki's mind-stone-bedazzled brain going ''oh they're a team they must be dating good for them'' #''i wouldn't kill any of the group bc im not a homoph*be but this phil guy isn't on the team i believe'' #''i accepted you all being a poly couple why can't you accept my love for the tesseract thor'' ''i don't know what you're talking about'' #and then infinity war happens but thanos is killed offscreen (obviously) and tony says ''the team broke up'' #and loki just walks around the room giving everyone back pats because ''i'm sorry it didn't work out for you all'' #''i had heard of Thor and Jane but not everyone else... I'm sorry for your loss'' #stephen: i wasn't even on the team #loki: im sure you're sad you missed out #endgame isn't a time heist it's Mission: Get The Team Back Together and it's run by Loki Peter Shuri Harley and Nebula #Loki has managed to convince them that the team was dating and that they are all unhappy split apart as the team is #cue Loki faking being evil so there's some Great Evil to unite over and defeat #the gaang splits so harley and nebula join him while peter and shuri are inside agents (Harley stages a dramatic turn-cloak betrayal moment) #team is back together by the end of it and someone makes a comment about a wedding and Thor just turns to Loki having Realized twas a scheme #Loki figured they weren't having s*xy times on the side after getting hulk-smashed in 2012 but he thought the idea was funny and kept it #loki blames the mind stone messing with his head which is true enough #Vision admits that he'd thought they were all dating which is why he panikked and started dating Wanda ASAP #why the mind stone is convinced everyone is dating is never explained #that's it that's my iw/eg rewrite #you're welcome