#🪐; Crack

[koishiro]

# - 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐈 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ — 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 : Yuji Itadori, Nobara Kugisaki, Yuta Okkotsu, Maki Zenin, Satoru Gojo & Toge Inumaki

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Yuji

Yuji downright catches you two making out completely by accident. He borrowed a copy of a certain manga from megumi and planned to return it so when megumi told him just to bring it to his room to return it when he found the time, he not so subtly stumbled upon his two friends. Megumi was sat on his bed, you comfortably on his lap as sucked faces. His hands were rubbing your bad under your shirt, toying with the strap of your bra. Megumi’s hands moved to your hips to grind you on top of him.

Just as you were about to take the lead - “oh shit” stood at the entrance of your boyfriend’s door was non other than Yuji, eyes wide as he took in the position of you both. It took a few seconds of stuttered and jumbled up words only for megumi to grab a pillow and throw it in Yuji direction “piss off! Why don’t you knock next time?!” Narrowly missing the attack, yuji bent down to place the manga on the floor before quickly scurrying off in the furthest direction, “I’m so telling Gojo Sensei!”

Nobara

Nobara can tell straight off the bat just simply from the way you smile. “Why’re you smiling so damn much?” She’d ask, knowing damn well why. “Don’t I always smile this much?” Normally she’d agree until she sees the way your eyes flicker over to the table behind her, already imagining the love-stricken face a certain dark haired boy held. The next clue was the your reaction to a notification sounding on your phone, nearly diving for the device and soon followed by an even wider smile. “You’re practically glowing, you fucked already huh” whipping your head towards your friend you fumble over your words as a hue of pink stains your face - a dead giveaway. “that’s a sex glow if I’ve ever seen one”

Yuta

He is the one who keeps his nose out of everyone's business but even he couldn't help but feel intrigued when he noticed that Megumi had your scent on him one morning. Tasked with training with the first years, he was paired with Megumi. Battling back and forth caused the two to be within close proximity to each other, allowing Yuta to notice the whiff of perfume on Megumi’s uniform. Strange, where had he smelt that before? He’d find it strange how strong the scent was and took it upon himself to find out.

His opportunity arose on his walk through the school’s gardens, nearly knocking heads with you before he caught himself. Yuta didn’t even have time to open his mouth before a certain scent practically punched him in the face. And it certainly didn’t help when he was sat between you both on the field, overwhelmed with the mix of smells. “Do you guys swap deodorant or something?” Megumi just scrunched his eyebrows in frustration, his attention taken away from his book, “what the hell are you talking about now?” The irritation was clear in his voice as Yuta’s eyes flickered between you two. “You two smell like each other, why? You sleeping in the same bed or somethin’?”

Maki

Ohohoho she knew. Maki’s not stupid, she can see the way you both steal glances at each other, the secret smiles in the hallways, the ‘slick’ passing of notes… so when you start making excuses on days you’re due to train together she knew exactly where you’d be. “I’m really sorry but my mum asked me to head into Kyoto later to get something for her” another one of your white lies bled through your teeth. She just raised an eyebrow to your poor excuse. “A-ha, you heading there with your boytoy?” This of course caused you to trip over your words- “wha-I don’t-boyfriend? What’s that?” Only to receive a deadpan face in return.

Not only was that embarrassing enough but you just had to run into her in the hallways of your school - no less holding hands with your ‘boytoy’. “Oi name!” You heard from the other end of the hall, and unfortunately for megumi, causing your instincts to kick in. Quickly snatching your hand from his grasp you shoved him into a nearby classroom (hopefully not currently in use) followed by a crash bang - the tell tale signs of an upcoming injury and whiny boyfriend. “What was that?” Although she knew full well what - or who - that was. “Nothing! You’re seeing things!” You spat out in a panic. “Uh-huh, well tell megumi to come out when he has time, he has training with Gojo Sensei”

Gojo & Toge

Toge, the bastard, even though his speech fails him that doesn’t stop him from becoming the school’s gossip queen. Toge would be the one to tell everyone in the school group chat which of course includes Gojo which also leads the entirety of Japan to find out. And Gojo, oho Gojo, he’d make it his life mission to involve himself as much as possible in Megumi’s life. They’d actually work together; Toge would gather information and pass it on to his Sensei only for Gojo to use it against his son. They’d have their little gossip sesh during class of course, absolutely no shame whatsoever. But the way they found out was unfortunately unforgettable.

Walking into class after hours to get his pencil case that he mistakenly forgotten, Toge only walked in to find you sat on megumi’s desk with the boy sat on his chair with his head on your lap. Megumi had a girlfriend? Toge was almost convinced that he wasn’t into girls seeing as he paid no attention or care to the opposite sex. Oh how wrong he was. Of course he took a picture, what else was he supposed to do? Walk away? “Oh and what’s this?” Behind him of course was non other than the infamous six eyes - also his teacher. “Little Megumi’s not so little anymore huh”. If anyone were to see them they’d surely come off as creeps with Gojo’s tall frame shadowing Toge’s, both peeking through the screen door of the classroom. “Send me that picture won’t you?” Fortunately for them they didn’t make themselves noticeable, unfortunately for you word spread the next day.

—

=͟͟͞͞ ⌧ 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐋 : I feel like I’m forgetting someone…

— 𝘒𝘰𝘪 𝘹𝘰

#‧₊˚🖇️ #˖°.🪐.ೃ࿔ #˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ 𝒋𝒖𝒋𝒖𝒕𝒔𝒖 𝒌𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒏 #jujutsu kaisen #fluff #jjk oneshot #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jjk x y/n #megumi x reader #megumi x you #megumi headcanons #jjk megumi #megumi fushiguro #jujutsu megumi #megumi fushiguro x reader #jujutsu kaisen megumi #megumi imagine #fushiguro megumi #megumi fluff #megumi x y/n #jjk fushiguro #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen fushiguro #jjk crack #jjk scenarios #jjk fluff #jjk yuji #jjk nobara #jjk yuta

[housewifebuck]

911 + memes 13/?

#sorry these are always all buck he's just so memeable..... #911 #911edit #911verse #evan buckley #Eddie diaz #chimney han #911 abc #911 memes #911 crack #my gifs #🪐

[fairybinie]

pairings: choi beomgyu x gn!reader

genre: fluff, humor, angst, high school au (seniors), drama club, enemies to lovers, social media au + written chapters

synopsis: popular and menacingly wicked choi beomgyu has the entire senior class wrapped around his finger. the high school drama club has cherished y/n as their veteran for four years. to fulfill beomgyu’s graduation requirements, he must join y/n’s drama club despite his grudges. unbeknownst to everyone else, y/n and beomgyu have their history. they’ve kissed before (or more like y/n has bitten his lip to bleed) and beomgyu hasn’t lived it down ever since. y/n cannot stand this guy. they can make it through the entire year as the leads in their play, right?

warnings: profanity, mentions of kissing, beomgyu teasing y/n constantly, alcohol, will add more if needed.

featuring: the rest of txt, OC character, isa from stayc.

start date: march 13, 2023

end date: tbd

updates: monday, wednesday, friday

status: ongoing

notes: i told y’all beomgyu would get his own love story! i’m really nervous releasing this after my previous smau, but i’m excited nonetheless to share this with you all. thank you to @boba-beom especially for helping me plan this story and @iyeonjuni for the lovely header as always. i hope you all enjoy this smau and i cannot wait to start this new era <3

taglist (closed): @iyeonjuni @odxrilove @iuwon @ijhyo @cherr-y-eji @ameliesaysshoo @enhacolor @cherrybeomgyu @wccycc @hyukabean @strawberri-uyu @hyuntaena @feyregels @boba-beom @luvnhwa @tyunsion @ashxxgyu @bibinnieposts @laylasbunbunny @robinsluva @shiguresohmas @h00nerz @beomsbeanie @stepout-09-15 @ox1-lovesick @soobsdior @ifwtyun @peachy-yabbay @sunlightwoo @ttyunz @rikijackson04 @miyawwn @aintgeluh @baekhyunstruly @wxderingthoughts @moontyuns @soobpricity @hyeinszn @txtbrainrot @phenomenalgirl9 @fatoompie @stellz581 @bluebearybeom @extriella @1-800-ryujin @galaxyhalloes @tae-ology @dekusgirl @xavi-in-kpopland @obeymeharemowner @bailies-me

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© fairybinie

#🪐 — beomgyu! #🐇 — fairybinie! #kflixnet #k-radio! #k-labels #k vanity #txt smau #txt au #txt fake text #txt fluff #txt angst #txt crack #txt imagines #txt scenarios #txt social media au #beomgyu scenarios #beomgyu smau #beomgyu imagines #beomgyu social media au #txt fics #beomgyu fics

[muttmurdock]

#*cracks a safe sensually* #daredevil #marveledit #matt murdock #mattmurdockedit #daredeviledit #marvel #marvel's defenders #Charlie cox #🪐 #my gifs

[fcthots]

This is my first time doing one of these but I have been reading for a while! What do you think about Jason just randomly wanting to dye his hair at 4am and asking for help so he doesn't go bald?

- Anon (🪐)

have you seen that thing where jason's white streak refuses to stay dyed? now im just imagining that but with all of his hair. He feels petty bc bruce told him dying his hair is counterproductive to having a secret identity adventurous and wants to dye it bright pink? It won't dye. He tries 11 different dyes and straight up paint. He tries straight fabric dye. Nothing will work. He makes you an accomplice into his journey. You are just as invested as he is. The only thing that seems to work is those 1 day spray dyes. It finally has to come to an end when Damian climbs in through the window and sees you and jason hunched over the kitchen sink about to put bathroom cleaning bleach in his hair.

#sorry this isnt what you asked for but ive been losing my mind over this for 20 minutes #saph’s love letters #jason todd #jason todd x reader #saph’s thots #red hood x reader #red hood #jason todd imagine #jason todd x you #red hood imagine #red hood x you #jason todd crack #red hood crack #jason todd x reader crack #red hood x reader crack #crack #🪐 anon

[mimiriko]

𝐂𝐀𝐓 & 𝐃𝐎𝐆 | 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔

You’re dead to the world.

There’s nothing on your mind but the Pocari in your wet hands from the can’s condensation. Summer has never been in your favor. The heat is dizzying, the air sticky and humid, and your tolerance in trivial matters is thinning out. If it weren’t for vending machines, you don’t know where you would be today.

���Hey,” Satoru quips, “Do you think if we skipped maths ‘n sneak out to that new sweet sh-“

“No.”

Suguru and Shoko left to go look for god knows what, and the only person you’re left with is Satoru. The opening stairs to Jujutsu tech numb your ass, yet you rather eat shit than walk in this weather to a shop that will only leave you feeling sick and filled with cavities.

If Satoru didn’t pay for your drink, you might have screamed a bit.

That was his first and last attempt to talk to you. You’re glad he at least knows you this much to simper down in these moments, it’s your third summer together after all.

To your delight, the wind picks up. Perspiration at the base of your neck cools, the remains of your slight temper dwindling with each breeze. Beside you, Satoru stretches his legs. He often mimics the movements of a cat; you noticed endearing little similarities between him and your favorite stray, Hiro.

There’s only a quarter of your Pocari left, and you pass it to him.

He takes it, and bumps his head into yours affectionately. Like a feline, you think once more.

(Unbeknownst to you, Satoru’s heart painfully rattles against his rib cage. Your lips mark that spot and he’s supposed to put his lips—)

The drink is promptly finished.

He goes to buy another.

This past week has been unforgiving on you. It’s more than transparent to your friends. You talk less, pull fewer jokes, hang your head a little lower. The thin layer of skin around your eyes bulges with capillaries. You’re not fooling anyone when you blame summer, and it’s driving Satoru insane.

He’s never been good with words. Not like Suguru, and he can’t bring himself to hold you like Shoko does. Day after day, you seem to look more haggard, and all he’s offered you was food from vending machines or stores. There’s only so many missions he can squeeze in a row so he could spend hours with you without interruption.

He stops a few steps behind your sitting form, your favorite green tea in his trembling hands. For the first time, he pleads to the universe. To let the butterflies in his body form into words, to soothe your bleeding soul.

(It’s forgotten most days, but Satoru is a boy. A teenager who wants to be with his friends, with you. A boy with the world on his shoulders. A person from old money who’s never been denied anything. Learned from the start that he’s allowed to take and take. And today is the beginning of his desire to give. To give you comfort to pass these times.)

You’re jerked from your daze by a freezing sensation on your lap. Green tea. A fond smile creeps its way on your lips. You hook your leg with his in thanks, and if you look hard enough at the boy next to you, the red on his ears would give him away.

But you don’t. Not when the pair of black glasses that usually adorn his face are nowhere in sight, capturing your focus.

Satoru slips them down when it’s just you and him.

(You lightly questioned him with concern the first time he took them off, if he would get sensory overload. You had gently taken his hand in your lap, waiting for an answer. He stared at you in silence. He changed after that.)

Part of you thinks he wants compliments, one’s he easily gets from others and never from you.

But a quiet, more reserved nook of your brain knows he lets his guard down intentionally. The windows of his soul open to you. Soon enough, you realize he wants you to see him raw. As squirmish he is with the idea, he wants only you to have that part of him. (You don’t plan on telling him that you’ve never been happier with his habit. Though from the way you never flinch like the rest, you think he has an idea.)

You’re aware of his stare, and drink your green tea without a word.

The sweet shop doesn’t sound too bad now.

© mimiriko 2022, all rights reserved.

#🪐 #does this classify as somewhat crack because seeing gojo like this is really funny to me #if anyone figures out where the title is from you are getting a kiss #gojo satoru #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojou x reader #gojou satoru x reader #gojo x y/n #gojo satoru x y/n

[planete777]

in my humblest defence, uni threw me in jail, sentenced to weeks without tumblr 😞

#⋆🪐 ⋆★ ⋆ planete.parle #ive genuinely missed here and writing but i should be back soon??? im hoping to get everything done by the end of this week #so yes spice it ch 1 will be released from the depths of my ass crack #on a good note.... guess who's kinda.. seeing... someone 🙈

[saturngalore]

just finished toni morrison’s sula! im so glad that i didn’t give up on my new year resolution of getting back to reading books this year after i didn’t pick up a new book since march 😭

#next is tar baby! i didn’t even plan on getting it at the library but i read the synopsis on that back and it cracked me up so bad #i just had to get it 🤞🏾 #i enjoyed really sula so tragic yet extremely humorous #reading* #we love you toni morrison!!! #🪐 speaking

[the-orange-solace]

There is nothing more gut wrenching than watching your headmate become triggered by their chronic nightmares and being unable to do nothing about it because we're all so disconnected

You may be able to help us, but we can't help you

It's unfair

#🕯️ #it doesn't help when you can't crack the bones of those who cause them (🪐) #system stuff #endo safe #// vent #actually plural #plural system #plurality #pluralgang #system

[bone-soup-explosion]

trick or treat

you get.. a deer stretching her little feet out

#🪐 #emo crack cult !!

[tasakesi]

turning yesterday's leftover rice into a wok bc we have so many vegetables just sitting around

#put some small peppers zucchini and cabbage in there #gonna crack a few eggs aswell #im literally gordon ramsay #🪐

[giggleplanet]

ok planning out what 2 draw for the under the table nsfw af trades today i have some ideas for a few of u!!! if anyone else wants in lemme know

also if anyones stuck on what 2 draw for me my fav kink ocs rn are my dom tops!!! dawa (sexy hairy short king) n min (mad science freak)

#🪐 #friends and mutuals welcome to dm me #and if youre REALLY stuck on what 2 draw i can crack open my notes app and get yall specific scene ideas too lol

[housewifebuck]

911 + memes 3/?

#third one was inspired by an anon I got earlier #911 #911edit #911 fox #eddie diaz #evan buckley #buddie #911 crack #🪐 #911 memes

[fairybinie]

.✰ YEONJUN BF TEXTS

pairings: bf!yeonjun x gn!reader

genre: fluff, crack, angst, suggestive, established relationship

warnings: pet names, mentions of kissing, again suggestive but nothing specific, still implied! reader is insecure at one point, mentions of alcohol/drinking, kys joke/profanity

꒰ 💌 ꒱ thanks again to @eternallyhyucks aka yeonjun’s gf real! credits to this trend and any similar concepts to anyone else’s works are purely coincidental ⋆˙⟡♡

please do not translate, modify or repost on other platforms.

© fairybinie

ﾟ𐦍༘⋆ @iyeonjuni @odxrilove @iuwon @ijhyo @cherr-y-eji @ameliesaysshoo @enhacolor @misscalcutta @cherrybeomgyu @wccycc @hyukabean @strawberri-uyu @hyuntaena @feyregels @boba-beom @luvnhwa @ericyjun @ashxxgyu @bibinnieposts @laylasbunbunny @robinsluva @shiguresohmas @h00nerz @beomsbeanie @stepout-09-15 @ox1-lovesick @soobsdior @ifwtyun @peachy-yabbay @sunlightwoo @ttyunz @rikijackson04 @miyawwn @aintgeluh @baekhyunstruly @wxnderingthoughts @forever-in-the-sky2 @myknifeyourlife @uwuheeseungie @luvrgirlkumi @s00buwu @kangfication @xavi-in-kpopland

#🪐 — yeonjun! #🐇 — fairybinie! #kflixnet #k-radio! #k-labels #k vanity #txt fake text #txt fluff #txt angst #txt crack #txt imagines #txt scenarios #yeonjun fluff #yeonjun angst #yeonjun crack #yeonjun imagines #yeonjun scenarios #txt fics #yeonjun fics

[dropsofs4turn]

#saturn speaks 🪐 #saturns song recs #this shit is addictive #taylor put crack in this fr #taylor swift

[planete777]

current obsession: biscoff biscuits 🫶

#⋆🪐 ⋆★ ⋆ planete.parle #gotta be laced with crack or something because they're TOO! GOOD!