Everyone giving themselves carpal tunnel on tumblr. Happy April fools y'all! Brick, you've done it again.
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WTF is that?????
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Dear People of Tumblr,
I donโt know if you heard the news when it dropped, but I left the sunny island of Clawland in the rearview mirror a few months ago and stepped into a role back here at Tumblr as Chief Officer of Merchandising and Physical Engineering. Iโve been sharing my wares over at my Emporium, and more importantly, youโve been buying!ย
Things have been going so darn well that last night, I had plenty of time to reflect on how far Iโve come. No blockers in my way, KPIs going through the roof, everyone happy with their new mugs and pins and tshirts, and me at the head of it allโฆ everythingโs coming up Brick, right?ย
But one thing about merchandising is, well, itโs fun, and creativeโฆ but there isnโt much clicking. Brick Misses Clicks!ย
I thought about how dang popular my little crabby friends were on the dashboard when I was away. Spawning like crazy! Thereโs no denying it: you kids love those crabs. Youโre even spending cold hard cash sending them to each other.ย
So, the question was: how to combine that kind of clicktastic feature you know and love, with something new? Something FRESH?ย
And then, it hit me!
๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ป๐ด๐ช!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I hereby announce that Iโm taking temporary leave of my position at the Emporium in order to jump teams and become Tumblrโs Chief Reactions Officer.ย
Beginning today, youโll be able to SLAM those react buttons at the bottom of every Tumblr post to express your emotions. On the web at least. Not in the mobile apps. (Iโm a budget whiz, but not that much of a whiz.)
And listen, this is short notice. I havenโt slept all night, putting this together, ever since the idea struck me while stargazing and reflecting on my life and choices. So the actual reactions available to use are limited for now. They were actually just the most recently used emojis in my phone.
But I just know youโll love them anyway. Because they come from me, BRICK!ย
Yours clickfully,ย
Brick Whartley
Chief Reactions Officer
Chief Officer of Merchandising and Physical Engineering (On Leave)
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Hello and welcome to the QSMPNews tumblr account! We're a fan-run discord for the QSMP, trying to gather lore and share our cultures! Join us and let's have fun together!
Under the cut youโll find the mod intros and the link to the Discord server!!
๐ฑ - HELLO! My name is Timb (she/they), and I'll be signing off my messages with - ๐ฑ so you know when I'm responding or posting anything on this blog. See ya when I see ya!
๐ฆ - Hi!! I'm Pren (they/them)!! i'm a frequent in the bbh tags, and I've made a lot of promo posts in the past so I might be familiar to some of y'all already!! I'll be using the ๐ฆ emote (Mapachinos my beloveds).
๐ง - Hello ! My name here is Cheese (she/they) ! You probably won't see my much here, but I'm very active on the discord. I hope to see you there <3
๐จ - Hiya! Names are Error and Elliot (it/they)!! Iโm mostly here in case the others canโt be, and Iโm ready to welcome anyone who decides to join the discord or just answer questions in case there are some!
๐ฆ - hey y'all, it's skar (any pronouns)!! here for the sillies, memes, and minecraft shenanigans- don't be a stranger, and i'll see you around, partner :)
โ๏ธ- Hi Iโm the sun or better known as Apollo (he/him) I will be as active as I can be here but I am much more findable on the discord
๐บ - Hello hello! I'm Zolou (he/they), you may see me here from time to time and hopefully in the discord too!
๐ - Hi!!! Iโm Nana (all pronouns). Iโm a serial reblogger and here for the vibes. Hope to see yall around here and the discord too!!!
๐ผ- Hai everyone! I'm Smol (she/her). Big time lurker here on Tumblr, more active on the discord and a Huevito so any other FitMC mains, love to talk with you! Hope to see some new faces on the server!
๐ฉ๏ธ - hello there! i'm ren, but you can also call me spark (he/they). i'm not super active on the discord, but hopefully you'll see me here occassionally.
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Buenas gentes de Tumblr:
El hype es real. La emociรณn recorre hasta la รบltima vena de mi cuerpo. Soy consciente de que os estarรฉis preguntando cuรกndo lanzaremos las reacciones de toda la vida: los pulgares arriba y abajo, la carita feliz y la triste... En fin, lo tรญpico.
ยกLa respuesta es nunca! En Tumblr todo es extraordinario, original y singular. La normalidad se la dejamos a otras webs.
Ahora, querida comunidad, habรฉis descubierto que hay vida mรกs allรก de lo mundano: es un camino que es imposible deshacer.
Debo reconocer que todo esto no fue estrictamente idea mรญa: parece que varios de nuestros cangrejos digitales se desmadraron y teclearon con sus pinzas algunas combinaciones de cรณdigo a lo loco que desbloquearon una funciรณn oculta para reaccionar a las publicaciones.
Sin embargo, debo otorgarme todo el mรฉrito, ya que nunca lo habrรญan conseguido si esa idea no hubiera surgido antes en mi mente. ยกAsรญ funciona el desarrollo de productos!
Por eso, en honor a mi genialidad, os contarรฉ un secreto: ยกtambiรฉn podรฉis reaccionar a las publicaciones con un emoji dedicado a mรญ, el gran Brick Whartley! Al alcanzar los 100ย ๐ฆย y los 200 ๐ง en cualquiera de ellas, se desbloquearรก esta reacciรณn legendaria y supersecreta, porque mis dos cosas favoritas en el mundo (despuรฉs de los clics, claro) son mis coleguis crustรกceos y el delicioso, oh, delicioso queso.
ยกQuรฉ porte! ยกQuรฉ belleza! Y eso no es todo... Si una publicaciรณn alcanza los 500 ๐ด, se desbloquearรก una reacciรณn mitolรณgica: el ๐ฆ. Con 444 4๏ธโฃ, saldrรก la ๐ aunque no sea de noche, por motivos astrolรณgicos que, honestamente, desconozco. Ademรกs, una cantidad muy concreta de ๐ atraerรกn al escurridizoย PIKAMANย fuera de su guarida y tambiรฉn podrรฉis usarlo para reaccionar al contenido increรญble que tenรฉis delante. ยกPero la cosa no acaba ahรญ! Debรฉis probar todas las combinaciones posibles para descubrir otros secretos que los cangrejos han ocultado en el cรณdigo.
Impresionante, ยฟno? Aunque no podรกis verme, os aseguro que yo tambiรฉn estarรฉ ahรญ aรฑadiendo reacciones como si no hubiera un maรฑana, agazapado entre las sombras.
ยกSer un genio es una sensaciรณn increรญble!
Por muchos clics mรกs,ย
Brick Whartley
Director Ejecutivo de Reacciones
Gestor de la Tienda de Merchandising y Productos Tangibles (en excedencia)
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Hi there, everyone! I've heard quite a lot about this site, and I thought why not take time to babysit! I do so love little ones, I'd be happy to have you all aboard!
โฅ๏ธAnon list: ๐งธ๐ท, ๐ผ๐, ๐ฉธ๐ฆจ, ๐ชด, ๐งโจ, ๐ฆ๐พ, ๐ฆ๐ป, ๐ชฝ, ๐บ๐ฆ, ๐ช, ๐ค, ๐ถ, ๐, ๐๐ธ, ๐๐ฏ, ๐ฆ, ๐๐ค, ๐ช๐ซ๐, ๐ฎ๐ฅ, ๐ฆด, ๐ง, ๐ธ๐ฅง, โง(โฃ), โ, ๐ฝ๐, ๐ง, ๐ญ, โ๏ธ, ๐ง๐, ๐ฅซ, ๐ฆ๐ฉน, ๐ฆ๐น, โ, ๐, โ๏ธ, ๐ฅ, ๐ป, ๐ชฒ, ๐๐ง, ๐๐ฆ, ๐
โกBoundaries: please be kind in general, no disrespecting me or others! I'm quite patient, though, so I can handle a little tantrum here and there!
โขNicknames I'm gladly alright with: mama, auntie, mommy, Anything else you'd like to call me!
เทTags:
#auntieanswers - Regular asks
#thefridge - any art you'd like to share with me!
#rosiereblogs - just reblogging things from other lovely people!
Asks are: Open!
โฃI hope you enjoy your stay at my emporium, darlings!โฃ
DNI IF: N$FW, KINK, GENERAL CRITERIA(homo/transphobe, racist, proship)
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bionicle ๐ค presents the annual bionicle ๐ค buffet ๐ฑ a three day event ๐ featuring an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord ๐คฉ of pies ๐ฅง and pastries ๐ฐ and pizza ๐ and grilled salmon ๐ฃ and ussal crabs ๐ฆ and dumplings ๐ฅ and cakes ๐ and sandwiches ๐ฅช and protodermis ๐ฆ and stuffed peppers ๐ซ and mutton ๐ and brisket ๐ฅฉ and rusty nails ๐จ and coins ๐ช and disc ๐ฟ launchers and meatballs ๐ and fresh squeezed lemonade ๐ and lithium batteries ๐ and cigarettes ๐ฌ and fingernail clippings ๐
and deviled ๐ eggs ๐ฅ and bicycle ๐ฒ chains โ๏ธ and cone snails ๐ and acorns ๐ฐ and scorpions ๐ฆ and cactus needles ๐ต and rubber bands ๐๏ธ and pencil shavings โ๏ธ and grilled salmon ๐ฃ and eggrolls ๐ฏ and spoiled yogurt ๐คฎ and staples ๐ and witchetty grubs ๐ and paint chips ๐จ and rotten cheese ๐ง and battery acid ๐
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Mfs when they find out autism is a spectrum: ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅน๐
๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โบ๏ธ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅณ๐คฉ๐ฅธ๐๐ค๐ง๐คจ๐คช๐๐๐๐๐๐โน๏ธ๐ฃ๐๐คฌ๐ก๐ ๐ค๐ญ๐ข๐ฅบ๐ฉ๐ซ๐คฏ๐ณ๐ฅต๐ฅถ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐ฑ๐จ๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ซ ๐คซ๐ซก๐ซข๐คญ๐ซฃ๐ค๐ค๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐คฅ๐ถ๐ซฅ๐๐ซค๐๐ฌ๐๐ฏ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ช๐คค๐ด๐ฅฑ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ง๐ฆ๐ต๐ตโ๐ซ๐ค๐ฅด๐คข๐คฎ๐คง๐ท๐ค๐ฉ๐คก๐บ๐น๐ฟ๐๐ค ๐ค๐ค๐ป๐โ ๏ธ๐ฝ๐พ๐ค๐๐บ๐ธ๐คฒ๐ซถ๐พ๐ฟ๐๐ฝ๐ผ๐ป๐น๐๐๐๐ค๐๐โ๐ค๐๐ค๐ค๐๐ค๐ค๐ซฐโ๏ธ๐ค๐ค๐ซณ๐ซด๐๐๐๐โ๏ธโ๐ค๐๐ฆพ๐ช๐ซฑ๐ซฒ๐ค๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐ซต๐ฆถ๐ฆต๐ฆฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ฆป๐๐
๐ฆท๐ซฆ๐ซ๐ซ๐ง ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ๐ซ๐ถ๐ง๐ฉโ๐ฆฐ๐จโ๐ฆฑ๐งโ๐ฆฑ๐ฉโ๐ฆฑ๐จ๐ง๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ง๐งโ๐ฆฐ๐จโ๐ฆฐ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐ฉโ๐ฆณ๐งโ๐ฆณ๐จโ๐ฆณ๐ฉโ๐ฆฒ๐ฒ๐ด๐ง๐ต๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐จโ๐ฆฒ๐งโ๐ฆฒ๐ณโโ๏ธ๐ณ๐ณโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐ท๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ต๏ธ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐จโโ๏ธ๐ฉโ๐พ๐งโ๐พ๐ฉโ๐ณ๐งโ๐ณ๐จโ๐ณ๐ฉโ๐๐งโ๐๐จโ๐พ๐งโ๐ญ๐ฉโ๐ญ๐จโ๐ซ๐งโ๐ซ๐ฉโ๐ซ๐จโ๐ค๐งโ๐ค๐ฉโ๐ค๐จโ๐๐จโ๐ญ๐ฉโ๐ป๐งโ๐ป๐จโ๐ป๐ฉโ๐ผ๐งโ๐ผ๐จโ๐ผ๐ฉโ๐ง๐งโ๐ง๐งโ๐๐ฉโ๐๐จโ๐จ๐งโ๐จ๐ฉโ๐จ๐จโ๐ฌ๐งโ๐ฌ๐ฉโ๐ฌ๐จโ๐ง๐จโ๐๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐จโโ๏ธ๐ฉโ๐๐งโ๐๐จโ๐๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ซ
๐ธ๐คตโโ๏ธ๐คต๐คตโโ๏ธ๐ฐโโ๏ธ๐ฐ๐ฐโโ๏ธ๐จโโ๏ธ๐คด๐ฅท๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆธ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆน๐ฆนโโ๏ธ๐คถ๐ฆนโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐
๐งโ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐คฐ๐ผ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐คฑ๐ฉโ๐ผ๐งโ๐ผ๐จโ๐ผ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐
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โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐๐โโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คท๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐
๐งโ๐ฆฝ๐ฉโ๐ฆฝ๐ด๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐บ๐๐คณ๐จโ๐ฆฝ๐งโ๐ฆผ๐จโ๐ฆผ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ถ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ฉโ๐ฆฏ๐งโ๐ฆฏ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐จโ๐ฆฏ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐ฉ๐๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ง๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ง๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐จโ๐ง๐จโ๐จโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐จโ๐งโ๐ง๐จโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ง๐จโ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐ง๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐งโ๐ง๐ชข๐งถ๐งต๐ชก๐งฅ๐ฅผ๐ฆบ๐๐๐ฉฑ๐๐๐๐ฉณ๐ฉฒ๐๐๐ฅป๐ฉด๐ฅฟ๐ ๐ก๐ข๐๐๐ฅพ๐ชโ๐๐๐งข๐ฉ๐งฃ๐งค๐งฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐๐งณ๐๐๐ฅฝ๐ถโค๏ธ๐งก๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ค๐๐๐๐๐โฃ๏ธโค๏ธโ๐ฉนโค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐๐๐โกโฅ๏ธโฅโฆโงโโขเฆแแแฆษสเทแฐแฉแฐเฆเฌแแฅซแญก๊จเฎแฆ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ญ๐น๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ป๐ผ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฝ๐ท๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ง๐ฆ๐ค๐ฃ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ด๐๐บ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
๐ฆ๐ชฑ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ชฐ๐ชฒ๐ชณ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ฆ๐ธ๐ท๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ก๐ ๐๐ฆ๐๐
๐๐ฆญ๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฆง๐ฆฃ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ช๐ซ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆฌ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฆฎ๐โ๐ฆบ๐๐โโฌ๐๐ฆฉ๐ฆข๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆค๐ฆ๐๐ชถ๐๐ฆ๐ฆจ๐ฆก๐ฆซ๐ฆฆ๐ฆฅ๐๐๐ณ๐ฒ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐๐พ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ด๐ชต๐ฑ๐ฟโ๏ธ๐๐๐ชด๐๐ชจ๐ชธ๐๐๐ชน๐ชบ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ท๐น๐ฅ๐ชท๐บ๐ธ๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅโ๏ธโก๏ธโจ๐โญ๏ธ๐ซ๐ช๐ช๐โ๏ธ๐คโ
๏ธ๐ฅโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ง๐ง๐จ๐ฌโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐จ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐ซงโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐ฅ๐ฅฅ๐๐ฅญ๐๐๐๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐ฅฌ๐ฅ๐ถ๐ซ๐ฝ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ฅฏ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฅ๐ง
๐ง๐ซ๐ฅจ๐ง๐ฅ๐ณ๐ง๐ฅ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฅฉ๐ฅช๐ซ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ฆด๐๐๐ฅ๐ง๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฅซ๐ฆช๐ฅ๐ฑ๐ฃ๐๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅฎ๐ข๐ก๐ญ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ง๐ฅง๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ซ๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฏ๐ง๐ฅค๐ง๐ตโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ผ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ถ๐บ๐ป๐ฅ๐ท๐ฅ๐ธ๐น๐ง๐ง๐ฅข๐ฅก๐ฅฃ๐ฝ๐ด๐ฅ๐ง๐พโฝ๏ธ๐๐โพ๏ธ๐ฅ๐พ๐๐๐ฅ๐ช๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ธ๐๐ช๐ฑ๐ฅ
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Pessoas no Tumblr,
Estou ficando tรฃo animado, TรรO empolgado. Olha sรณ, eu sei que vocรชs devem estar se perguntando quando รฉ que as reaรงรตes vรฃo comeรงar? Polegares para cima, polegares para baixo, cara feliz, cara triste, e aquelas reaรงรตes de sempre?
Calma lรก que aqui no Tumblr nรฃo tem o de sempre! O de sempre รฉ para os outros sites!
Mas muitos de vocรชs sabem que existe muito mais por trรกs das reaรงรตes do que se pode ver.
A ideia nรฃo foi exatamente minha - parece que os desenvolvedores dos caranguejos foram meio marotos e instalaram combos malucos para desbloquear reaรงรตes ocultas.
Mas quem estรก levando o crรฉdito sou eu, jรก que eles sรณ surfaram na onda da minha grande ideia. Isso รฉ desenvolvimento de produto em sua forma mais pura!
Vocรช pode reagir a todos os posts com um emoji MEU, Brick Whartley! Posts com pelo menos de 100 ๐ฆ e 200 ๐ง reaรงรตes desbloqueiam a nova reaรงรฃo BRICK. Porque minhas duas coisas favoritas (alรฉm dos cliques) sรฃo meus amigos caranguejos e queijo!
Maravilha! Perfeiรงรฃo! Mas, espera aรญ que tem mais! Posts com 500 reaรงรตes ๐ด desbloqueiam a reaรงรฃo ๐ฆ. 444 4๏ธโฃ desbloqueiam a reaรงรฃo ๐, por razรตes astrolรณgicas - mas nรฃo faรงo ideia quais. Um certo nรบmero de ๐ faz com que o PIKAMAN saia de sua caverna para embelezar seu post. E isso nรฃo รฉ tudo - vocรช terรก que tentar todas as combinaรงรตes para descobrir que outros segredos os caranguejos escondem no cรณdigo!
FANTรSTICO, nรฃo รฉ mesmo? Vocรชs nรฃo podem me ver, mas confiem: este Brick aqui estรก REAGINDO com tudo o que tem!
Cara, รฉ tรฃo legal ser um gรชnio!
Com os melhores cliques,
Brick Whartley
Diretor de Reaรงรตes
Diretor de Merchandising e Engenharia Fรญsica (de licenรงa)
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Dearest Tumblr!
I have returned from my meditative retreat atop the secluded mountain of the Pikaman, to resume my duties as Chief Merch Officer of the @emporium.
But Abstract Reactions will forever be in my heart โย Iโm even considering getting them tattooed!ย
Just to refresh your memories, on April 1st, Tumblr provided you with a bunch of Reactions to use on posts! Specifically, the emojis I had most recently used on my phoneโฆ Iโm SO proud of how much incredible ENGAGEMENT the product received.ย
Over 100,000 of you spirited react-ers participated โ and how many reactions did everyone use, you might wonder? Well, wonder no longer, Iโll tell ya!ย
๐ was used over 20 million times.
๐ง was used over 7 million times.
๐ฆ was used over 3.8 million times.
And tied for fourth, 4๏ธโฃ and ๐ป and ๐ด were used over 2 million times each!
The special SUPER reactions of ๐ฆ, Pikaman, ๐ช, and even me, Brick myself, were unlocked over 15,000 times!
And at least one clever person figured out that I never thought about checking if someone could send negative reactions, so it turns out someone sent in over 120 million negative ๐ง reactions! So many cheesed posts got un-cheesed with that anti-cheese โ and you know what, Iโm not even mad about it!ย
Hereโs to ๐! Cheers!
Yours clickingly,
Brick
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Estimado pรบblico:
No sรฉ si os habrรฉis enterado, pero dejรฉ la soleada isla de los cangrejos atrรกs hace unos meses para asumir un puesto clave aquรญ, en Tumblr, como gestor de la Tienda de Merchandising y Productos Tangibles. Desde entonces, me he dedicado a compartir mi maravillosa selecciรณn de objetos imprescindibles para la vida en el blog oficial de la tienda, Emporium, y lo que es aรบn mรกs importante: ยกlos habรฉis comprado!
Anoche, reflexionando sobre lo bien que me ha ido todo, me di cuenta de lo lejos que he llegado en la vida. El negocio va viento en popa, nuestros KPI andan por las nubes, todo el mundo estรก encantado con sus nuevas tazas, pines y camisetas, y encima yo estoy al frente... ยกEs mi momento!
Sin embargo, aunque el merchandising estรก bien, tiene su gracia y es creativo... le falta algo importantรญsimo para mรญ: ยกlos clics! Los echo de menos.
He pensado mucho en lo populares que fueron mis queridos amigos crustรกceos en esta comunidad cuando os los presentรฉ por sorpresa hace ya un aรฑo y corretearon sin parar por vuestro Escritorio. ยกMovieron sus pincitas por cientos y miles! Es evidente que adorรกis a esos pequeรฑos granujas. Incluso os habรฉis dejado el dinero que ganรกis con el sudor de vuestra frente para poder seguir invocรกndolos y enviรกndooslos como regalo.
Por eso, me asaltรณ una duda: ยฟcรณmo podรญa combinar una funciรณn tan maravillosa que produjera millones de clics con una idea nueva? Algo absolutamente revolucionario, lo nunca visto.
Y entonces lo supe:
ยกยกยกยกยกยกยกยกยกยกยกยก๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ป๐ด๐ช!!!!!!!!!!!!
Por la presente, anuncio que voy a tomarme una excedencia temporal de mi puesto en Emporium para cambiar de equipo y convertirme en el primer director de Reacciones de Tumblr de la historia.
Desde hoy mismo, podrรฉis aporrear estos maravillosos iconos para reaccionar a cualquier publicaciรณn y expresar vuestros mรกs profundos sentimientos. Me he esmerado en buscar la representaciรณn perfecta de cada uno de ellos. Por desgracia, su grandeza solo tiene cabida en la versiรณn web. Era imposible almacenar tanta genialidad en algo tan pequeรฑo como una aplicaciรณn para mรณviles (puede que el presupuesto tambiรฉn tuviera algo que ver).
Sรฉ que no os estoy avisando con demasiada antelaciรณn. No he dormido en toda la noche y llevo media maรฑana poniendo esta obra de ingenierรญa a punto: no he podido parar desde que la idea se incrustรณ en mi mente como un trozo de pan duro. Meditar sobre mi trayectoria me ha traรญdo hasta aquรญ. Por eso, de momento, tendrรฉis una cantidad limitada de reacciones que podrรฉis ir usando durante el dรญa. De hecho, no puedo seguir mintiendo: en realidad, son los emojis que mรกs he usado รบltimamente en mi telรฉfono, pero sรฉ que los apreciarรฉis igual que si fueran fruto de una decisiรณn meditada.
Son, en definitiva, mi regalo para la humanidad. Disfrutadlo.
Vuestro dadivoso generador de clics,
Brick Whartley
Director Ejecutivo de Reacciones
Gestor de la Tienda de Merchandising y Productos Tangibles (en excedencia)
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๐๐ด๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆฌ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ท๐๐๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ช๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฆฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ญ๐๐๐น๐ฐ๐๐ฟ๐ฆซ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ป๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ผ๐ฆฅ๐ฆฆ๐ฆจ๐ฆ๐ฆก๐พ๐ฆ๐๐๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐๐ฆ
๐ฆ๐ฆข๐ฆ๐ฆค๐ชถ๐ฆฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ธ๐๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ณ๐๐ฌ๐ฆญ๐๐ ๐ก๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ชฒ๐๐ฆ๐ท๐ชณ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ชฐ๐ชฑ๐ฆ ๐๐ธ๐ฎ๐ต๐น๐ฅ๐บ๐ป๐ผ๐ทโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ชด๐ฒ๐ณ๐ด๐ต๐พ๐ฟโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅญ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฅ๐
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๐๐ฅ๐ฐ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฅจ๐ฅฏ๐ฅ๐ง๐ง๐๐๐ฅฉ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ฅช๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ง๐ฅ๐ณ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ซ๐ฅฃ๐ฅ๐ฟ๐ง๐ง๐ฅซ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฃ๐ฆช๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅฎ๐ก๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅก๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐๐ฐ๐ง๐ฅง๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ผ๐ฅโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ต๐ถ๐พ๐ท๐ธ๐น๐บ๐ป๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅค๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ฅข๐ฝ๐ด๐ฅ๐ช๐บ๐๐๐๐๐บ๐งญ๐โฐ๏ธ๐๐ป๐๐๐๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐๐๐๐๐งฑ๐ชจ๐ชต๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ข๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐๐ผ๐ฝโช๏ธ๐๐๐โฉ๏ธ๐โฒ๏ธโบ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐
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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐ต๐ฆฝ๐ฆผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ด๐น๐ผ๐๐ฃ๐ค๐ขโฝ๏ธ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐๐งโ๏ธโต๏ธ๐ถ๐ค๐ณโด๏ธ๐ฅ๐ขโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ช๐บ๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ฐ๐๐ธ๐๐งณโ๏ธโณ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๏ธโฑ๏ธโฒ๏ธ๐ฐ๐๐ง๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ข๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐กโ๏ธ๐๐๐ชโญ๏ธ๐๐ ๐โ๏ธโ
๏ธโ๏ธ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐๐โ๏ธโ๏ธโฑ๏ธโก๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ง๐๐๐๐๐๐งจโจ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐งง๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐๐๐
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅโฝ๏ธโพ๏ธ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐ฅ๐ณ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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๐ชโ ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฆ๏ธโฃ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐ด๐ญ๐ผ๐จ๐งต๐ชก๐งถ๐ชข๐๐ถ๐ฅฝ๐ฅผ๐ฆบ๐๐๐๐งฃ๐งค๐งฅ๐งฆ๐๐๐ฅป๐ฉฑ๐ฉฒ๐ฉณ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฉด๐๐๐ฅพ๐ฅฟ๐ ๐ก๐ฉฐ๐ข๐๐๐ฉ๐๐งข๐ชโ๏ธ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ฃ๐ฏ๐๐๐ผ๐ต๐ถ๐๐๐๐ค๐ง๐ป๐ท๐ช๐ธ๐น๐บ๐ป๐ช๐ฅ๐ช๐ฑ๐ฒโ๏ธ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ป๐ฅ๐จโจ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐พ๐ฟ๐๐งฎ๐ฅ๐๐ฝ๐ฌ๐บ๐ท๐ธ๐น๐ผ๐๐๐ฏ๐ก๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ช๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ท๐ฐ๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ถ๐ท๐ธ๐ณ๐งพ๐ฅฟโ๏ธ๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ช๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ณโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐จ๐ชโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ ๐กโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ช๐น๐ก๐ช๐ง๐ช๐ฉโ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐ฆฏ๐โ๏ธ๐ช๐งฐ๐งฒ๐ชโ๏ธ๐งช๐งซ๐งฌ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฉธ๐๐ฉน๐ฉบ๐ช๐๐ช๐ช๐๐๐ช๐ฝ๐ช ๐ฟ๐๐ชค๐ช๐งด๐งท๐งน๐งบ๐งป๐ชฃ๐งผ๐ชฅ๐งฝ๐งฏ๐๐ฌโฐ๏ธ๐ชฆโฑ๏ธ๐ฟ๐ชง๐ง๐ฎ๐ฐโฟ๏ธ๐น๐บ๐ป๐ผ๐พ๐๐๐๐
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Deฤerli Tumblr ahalisi,
Heyecandan kafayฤฑ yemek รผzereyim. ฤฐki tane dil altฤฑ aldฤฑm; beni dinleyin. ลimdi hepiniz "E peki bu tepkilerin normalleri ne zaman gelecek?" diye sorup duruyorsunuzdur. Beฤendim alt temalฤฑ baล parmak simgesi, gรผlen surat, รผzgรผn surat, falan filan...
Tumblr'da ne zaman normal bi' ลey yaptฤฑk ki? Normal dediฤin diฤer sitelerin iลi!
Benim gibi yรผkseleni akrep olan koรงlardansanฤฑz ve Saadettin Teksoy damarฤฑnฤฑz hala atฤฑyorsa, Tumblr tepkilerinin gizli saklฤฑ yรถnlerini iรงinizdeki araลtฤฑrmacฤฑ gazeteci ruhu keลfetmiล olmalฤฑ.
ลu noktadan sonra anlatacaklarฤฑm benden รถte, benden ziyade, nadide yengeรงlerimin kodlarฤฑ tฤฑrtฤฑklayฤฑp รผrettiฤi harikalar. Siz tฤฑklamalara doyun diye tepkilere ufak sรผrprizler eklediler.
Ama tabii ki bรผtรผรผรผn รถvgรผyรผ ben topluyorum; nihayetinde fikir benden รงฤฑktฤฑ. รrรผn geliลtirmede tek isim: Hakiki รz BRICK Programcฤฑlฤฑk!
ลimdi... Bรผtรผn gรถnderilere รถncelikle benim emojimle (Brick Whartley) tepki verebiliyorsunuz! En az 100 taneย ๐ฆย ve 200 tane ๐ง tepkisi alan gรถnderilerde yeni bi' BRICK tepkisi belirecek. รรผnkรผ dรผnyada tฤฑklamalardan daha รงok sevdiฤim iki ลey varsa bunlardan birisi yengeรง kardeลlerim, diฤeri de tam yaฤlฤฑ ฤฐzmir tulumu.
Biliyorum; efsane, รงok iyi, fevkalade! Ancak bitmedi; devamฤฑ var. 500 tane ๐ด tepkisi alฤฑnca ๐ฆ tepkisinin kilidi aรงฤฑlฤฑyor. 444 tane 4๏ธโฃ tepkisi ise ๐ tepkisinin kilidini aรงฤฑyor; ay tutulmasฤฑ, kereviz suyu, kolajen, merkรผr retrosu. รรผnkรผ sizi seviyorum... Belirli bir sayฤฑda ๐ tepkisi sonunda ise PIKA-ADAM tepkisi maฤarasฤฑndan รงฤฑkฤฑp gรถnderiyi ลereflendiriyor. Bunlarฤฑn dฤฑลฤฑnda daha baลka bi' sรผrรผ tatlฤฑ ลey ekledi yengeรงlerim; artฤฑk deneye deneye bulursunuz.
Kafayฤฑ boลuna yemiyormuลum DEฤฤฐL Mฤฐ? ลu an beni gรถrseniz, bi' yandan รงekirdek รงฤฑtlฤฑyorum, bi' yandan gรถnderilere tepki yaฤdฤฑrฤฑyorum.
Lรผtfen tepkinizi esirgemeyin!
Tฤฑkฤฑr tฤฑkฤฑr parmaklarฤฑnฤฑza saฤlฤฑk,
Brick Whartley
Tumblr Tepkiler Bรถlรผmรผ Baล Yรถneticisi
รrรผn ve Fiziksel Mรผhendislik Departmanฤฑ Baลkanฤฑ (Eski)
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