#🥴 I don’t like it

[celerydays]

I am far too tired for this holiday weekend 😪

#born to sleep yet forced to socialize~ #gotta muster up the energy to try and act like a normal person around people I don’t know tonight 💪 #it’s a losing battle I know already #watch me about to wax poetic about Ominis to a bunch of strangers at a holiday party oop 🥴 #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy fanart #ominis gaunt #sketch #celdraws #celerydays #hl #hl art

[tariah23]

White people think black hairstyles are funny again (the redraws were silly at first but it’s kind of over.)

#nonblacks too I’m never leaving them out ever since they also hate us and don’t respect us 🥴 #because what #that’s not……. #I feel bad for the Japanese artist that drew the original piece since I do have a thing about turning other artists art into memes…. #even moreso when it’s oc work #like how people have recently been doing with Kotteri’s ocs #it’s… #rambling

[soullessjack]

/ mark hoffman - saw v 2008

// snow white - snow white 1937

#back at it again folks #these are literally not serious at all #sawposting #saw v #saw 2008 #mark hoffman #saw hoffman #snow white 1937 #disney snow white #media parallels #web weaving #web weave #cinematic parallels #not a serious post #liek at all and I don’t know how you could gather that it is #I’m saying he’s my little princess that’s the meaning of this #costas mandylor #glass coffin #I could’ve made a coffinshipping parallel to Snow White and her princess kiss but afaik she’s 14 and he’s like 24 sooo errrmmm #not gonna happen buster 🥴 #saw franchise #saw movies #saw 5 #5aw perhaps #he’s babygirl #so very babygirl

[nezumeanie]

♡⃣ v a l k y r i e ’ s simple affection is shown by…𖥔 ˑ ִ ֗ ִ ۫ ˑ 𖥻 ִ ۫ ּ

….basking in your presence. mika is content anywhere as long as you’re the person beside him. running errands with you goes beyond being a favorite pastime of his, it’s a genuine honor of his to be allowed to spend the most mundane hours of life with you. holding your grocery bags while talking about the colors in the advertisements you’ve seen in store windows, making up names and stories for puppies seen tied to cafe tables outside, predicting the weather, discussing how intelligent humans are for inventing things for even the smallest of inconveniences—in the silence between topics mika thanks that god over and over again that someone could love a half broken product like him. he feels truly blessed by you, especially if you find the right time to rub his head or scratch under his chin. in the small times you spend together, he blushes so much around you that you begin to believe he really is just a cherry cheeked kind of boy

….pinching your cheek and clicking his teeth. only you can hear the care in shu’s nagging, the softness in his correction. only he can see the hair on your head that’s out of place, the tag sticking out of your shirt. brushing a hair out of your face while your hands are full, fastening your necklace for you after you’ve fumbled with the latch for a minutes or so, retying your shoes for you mumbling about how childish you truly are—shu can’t admit it but he really does enjoy just taking care of you. you’re a precious artifact to him, something that needs delicate hands and a proper home. taking note of the colors you wear often, the times of year you sneeze the most, the kind of drinks that you cringe at, whether or not you enjoy the guitar and if he should find ways to incorporate into his work..even in his own little world, there remains a spot for you. somehow you’re approval has also become vital to his projects, knowing you believe in his genius gives his a sense of pride like he’s never felt when he’s done this alone. after so many years of safe and cold porcelain skin, shu never realized how strong his craving was to feel something so warm and inviting until now

#hello……..not me having issues writing itsuki again 🥴 hi #but i said before itsuki’s affection is all corrective….well thts all i can find it in me to say rn #kagehira is both catlike & golden retriever-like in a way i can’t put into the right words #like ‘eager to please’ but ‘throughly enjoys parallel play’ hahah #idk i think he’s sweet is all #i think he’s a little stingy w money though i think he would turn bright red and ask to split the check hahhaha #but itsuki would pay even if he didn’t have the money bc he’s delusional (doesn’t know how money works) (or doesn’t care abt how money works #very very removed from reality….ah okay no more talking abt itsuki 😵‍💫 #idk i don’t have anything else to say #things written #ensemble stars #enstars fanfic #valkyrie enstars #enstars fluff #mika kagehira #mika kagehira x reader #shu itsuki x reader #valkyrie x reader #shu itsuki #valkyrie ensemble stars #enstars #itsuki shu #kagehira mika #enstars headcanons #mika kagehira fluff #shu itsuki fluff #mika kagehira headcanon

[namor-shuri]

*Shuri leaves the meeting abruptly and sends Namor a message through the kimoyo beads she gifted him*

Shuri: Ch’ah meet me in the bathroom in 5

Namor: Wait we’re doing this here? Right now? During a pivotal meeting between both of our nations where I am about to address the council in 15 minutes? What has gotten into you Itzia??

Shuri: So you’re coming or what?

*Namor comes back to the meeting 30 minutes later, catching his breath and adjusting his suit while he flies to the podium*

“Hi everyone *clears throat* Thank you for your patience. I would like to first thank Wakanda for hosting this crucial meeting. It is a big step towards healing and all of us cu..coming together.”

*Attuma tries to play off his laugh for a cough as Namora hits his side hard and buries her face in her hand*

*Shuri looks down and smirks as she adjusts her dress*

#yeah I don’t think anyone noticed 🥴 #still not over the fact that Tenoch was at Beyoncé’s Gold Party #oh so he’s famous famous now 👀 #Nashuri #shuri #namor #tenoch huerta #namor x shuri #Talokanil trio #namora #Attuma #modern au #I just wish Letitia was there so everyone could have one big bpwf reunion 🥲 #you know this man was dancing the night away look at his hair #he looks so good 🫠 #I need more pics of him looking exhausted…..for……research purposes…..of course #oscars #after party #beyoncé #shuri likes to put Namor in stressful situations 😮‍💨 #how bad do you want this? #meanwhile namor is like am I just a piece of meat to you?? #I know someone has written this already so if you got a fic rec pls slide that over

[pastel-pillows]

I need to suck Gator’s dick so well that I can taste the flavor of vape he hit before I took his soul.

I want to be able to pull back after he cums and puff out Strawberry mango smoke.

#Joe keery #gator tillman #I don’t even vape #but for him #like that #yeah 🥴

[myfandomhalf]

Season Finale

Sick and tired of reading about people say that Dazai knowing about the plan beforehand somehow takes away from the genuineness of the skk moments

You mean you WANT Dazai to choose to kill Chuuya for the greater good and then not give a shit immediately after?? Ignoring the speech for a second, the reason he was able to be so carefree after “killing” Chuuya is because he KNEW Chuuya was gonna be okay.

First of all, Dazai knowing Chuuya wasn’t gonna die doesn’t take away from his speech. He replayed all those memories for himself, nobody else was seeing what was happening in his head. He was GENUINELY upset at the idea of losing Chuuya and having to put Chuuya through that, DESPITE knowing Chuuya would be okay. He was STILL upset. That’s way better than him thinking he just killed Chuuya, sparing him a thought, not even crying (bc no that wasn’t a tear) and then just moving on being silly as if nothing happened.

And then the other speech him saying that they’re destined to - do you seriously think he’d just make that up for shits and giggles? He was being serious. If he was gonna play it up for Fyodor’s sake he would’ve said the most emotional out of pocket line to ever be written, which to them would be related to him leaving Chuuya behind. But no he just said they’re destined to do something.

Dazai talks a lot about the past to Chuuya (Chuuya does not participate) but those two are clearly emotionally constipated bc they never have a conversation about what they mean to each other (which I think is bc Asagiri is not ready to reveal that yet). This was clearly Dazai taking his opportunity to say what he REALLY thinks / feels forcing Chuuya to listen without the commitment. Bc if anyone gets the ick later he can use the convenient excuse of “oh I didn’t mean that” which is bullshit.

And I do think an element of this idea that it’s worse that Dazai had everything planned comes from the misunderstanding that Dazai has completely changed since he was in the port mafia. Dazai just tends to make “better” (as in more objectively good) choices, but he very much still puts on a front. You guys do realize that his silly persona is just that right? A persona? He’s literally being fake every time he’s silly. That’s not his real personality. He’s a morally gray character. He never became a purely good person and he never will. It makes MUCH more sense that he planned everything out with Chuuya beforehand.

He met up with Akutagawa before getting arrested, he probably did the same with Chuuya.

And yes, this means he DID use and manipulate Sigma the entire time. Why wouldn’t he? Sigma has an ability Dazai needed. I’m sure Dazai planned for sigma to not die bc in his role as a detective it’s part of his job to mitigate losses of innocent lives, he knows this, but also bc Dazai needs to know what sigma learned. I genuinely hope there isn’t anyone out there thinking Dazai wouldn’t manipulate sigma bc he cares about him? He just met him. He has no personal investment in him. But he WILL make sure sigma is alive bc of the aforementioned reasons.

#soukoku #skk #bsd skk #yes I did just make a new side blog to post this lol #I just read something and it made me angry so this probably sounds really aggressive 🥴 #I swear I’m usually more chill #I also can’t explain how angry and heartbroken I was when I saw in the manga that Dazai didn’t care he just killed Chuuya #and started just messing around with sigma #I genuinely can’t fathom why you guys want that to have happened #I can look back at those scenes and breathe now knowing Dazai knew Chuuya was gonna be okay #I will probably be less angry if anyone replies in a few hours and will be able to have a civil discussion if anyone disagrees lol #tho pls be aware since this IS a side blog I can’t reply directly bc it forces me to reply with my main blog #and I don’t really want anyone to see my main blog #so I’ll have to reblog and then @ most likely #unless this has been fixed?? #if I can reply with a sideblog pls lmk #also pls don’t be rude I’ll reply if you respectfully disagree that’s fine but not if you’re just gonna yell at me #I know a lot of this is probably a hot take #but I’m feeling brave what can I say

[bropunzeling]

i know why people use "mate"/"mates" in omegaverse fanfic but have they considered that it activates my flight or fight response

#character in the middle of getting fucked to pieces: my mate #me: 🥴🥴🥴 #tbc i know i am in the minority and “if you don’t like it like that write it yourself” but like #it's tHAT word #also when they call their parter “alpha”. i hate that too #just use their perfectly good name. or dont talk. yk..

[guacamoleravioli]

Finally playing Borderlands 3 and the writing just feels kind of…weird? Like, a lot of the time is almost feels like it’s trying too hard to be like Borderlands instead of just…being Borderlands. There’s small stuff like Lilith saying “killer” every other sentence, but there’s also the broader tone. While the earlier games had plenty of quips and dark humor, they also had just genuinely tragic, horrifying shit, particularly in ECHO log missions. 1 and 2 had Tannis’s first ECHO mission and the Helena Pierce mission, respectively, really early on. I’m at level 22 in BL3 already and I haven’t seen anything even near that level. Everything is always a joke, there’s barely a moment of genuine emotion anywhere. I will say I have liked the writing more as I get further in, but I’d still like for like…*anything* to be taken seriously for even a second.

#ok there was that one cutscene b4 you leave pandora but the writing of that whole sequence was…🥴 not very good #also it felt like it was supposed to be a narrative gut-punch but like. no one even died! #unless you’re just really attached to Lilith specifically I just don’t think it works that well #borderlands #bl3 spoilers #I guess? it’s vague and early game AND in the tags but w/e #werthers originals

[tsuchinokoroyale]

More like rad-b-gone lol

#I love that you can see me back off to dodge his grab before I’m like oh wait I can just bonk him lol #thank you radagon for being the only boss I could see myself doing hitless #except my dodge rate for his stomp/poke combo is like 5% #so it’s only feasible if he doesn’t do that move… #oh and the “nothing personnel kid” teleport and fast smash can also suck it #him the crucible knights and the bell bearing hunter are the only enemies I’ve learned to consistently parry in ER 😮‍💨 #I tried learning malenia’s parries but her damage is so overtuned it str8 up was not worth the risk and effort 🥴 #radagon definitely isn’t the most fun boss in Elden ring but I think he’s like the most fair out of every single one #which is why it’s gr8 that all my goodwill gets toss out the window with Elden beast 🥴 #I had one moment where he did Elden stars chase attack the triple closing rings and then sword swipes #and got absolutely annihilated bc I could not dodge all 3 attacks at once #like attack RNG has always been part of the difficulty in these games but with my limited knowledge this is the first one where #(( outside of gank fights )) #the RNG difficulty slider goes from manageable all the way to full health to death #had one round with malenia where she used waterfowl blade SIX TIMES and I only managed to survive bc I was playing around with a mage build #and was letting bby tiche do most of the damage while I pulled aggro from far away enough that I could dodge WFB comfortably #can you tell I’ve only ever done double godskins with both NPC summons and tears #I’ve heard enough about that fights bullshit that I straight up trivialize it every time I get it to it #Elden ring truly is the most difficult and easiest fromsoft game to date… dialectic 🥳 #excited to see how they balance things in the DLC bc honestly outside of WFB malenia really is a fun boss #I don’t mind that her normal attacks are so punishing bc dodging around them or knocking her out of certain attacks feels gr8 #so if bosses are malenia level TUNED without WFB level BULLSHIT I can see myself getting really into it 🥳 #tsuchi plays games

[loveinstreams]

the other crazy thing about watching bbc Casanova is imagining michael sheen instead of david because they were both up for the part. absolutely bonkers insane

#HE WOULD HAVE ATE IT UP I KNOW IT #the scenes with bellino? OUGH #like don’t get me wrong david is the right choice and brilliant in this but. michael sheen 🥴🥴 #casanova #David tennant #michael sheen

[chitaquagirl]

feeling dire

#definitely mostly pms but also other things . SCARED!!! #lots of stuff happening to create Perfect circumstances for me to have a very bad time #and generally. i am FAR more prone to depression than anxiety but atm i am a ball of nerves #meds on back order. Scary!!! makes me feel like i need to ration my current supply (i rly don’t) #SCHOOL. RLY SCARY. didn’t go to class today. So many assignedments to work on and they just keep piling up!! #need to meet w my prof abt research. SCARY!! bc i have been slacking like crazy 🫠 #and the biggest anxiety inducer. Money!!! which is DUMB!!!! bc objectively i don’t need to worry!!!!!!! #but unexpected thangs are in motion so i am having to pay > $700 more than anticipated a month #which again. this is manageable. Not ideal but given my jobs i can handle it #i just wasn’t expecting it and now feel very out of sorts #since i was a little kid ive had this weird truly unreasonable and irrational anxiety abt money #and this is unfortunately triggering a lot of that again #which is bad bc it makes everything else spiral. ex. need to save -> buying less groceries/policing what i eat -> ed relapse #just feeling very very stupid and upset 🥴 #pers

[frostluvrs]

i genuinely think the idea that kang changed too fast is about to be shot down by him act just like his old self but in a completely different way when he finds out sailom is escorting again 🥴🥴

#the way he was acting in the trailer in that scene ? that was literally how he was acting in his bullying scenes 🥴🥴 #throwing money at sailom like that he’d never do that rn #even if it doesn’t happen either way idrc that he’s had a change of heart bc i think it makes sense in general for him to change like this #that man was putting on a show when he was being the school bully wanting attention and to feel superior and good about himself #he’s getting that attention and feeling of wanting to feel good about himself in a different way from sailom rn #but i also do understand the criticism ig i just don’t care that much #dangerous romance