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#🙄🤬🙄🤬🙄🤬🙄🤬!!!!! im OVER IT! 🙄🤬
meattruck · 2 years
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My new phone doesn't even ducking support headphones 🙃 well the good thing it's rare that I use it but I now can not use them in said rare occasions cool
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shooters4logan · 17 days
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🐶 BARK 💀💢 ARF ARF 🐺 BARK ARRFFF 👹👹 ‼💥 EXCUSE ME 😱 TEACHER 👩‍🏫, COULD WE PLEASE TURN OFF THE LIGHTS??🤔 THE ✨ LED ✨ ARTIFICIAL LIGHTBULBS ARE 💢💢💥💥‼‼👹👹👹 HARMFUL 💥 TO MY NATURAL 😃 WOLF 🐺 EYES 👁👁👹 WHICH CHANGE ✨✨ COLOR DEPENDING ON MY 😭😉😄😀😘🥰😊😋MOOD😘😉😊😘😘😋🥰😘😉😘🥰😱🤔😨😎 😱WHAT DO U MEAN YOU DONT BELIEVE ME??😭😭 THEY TURN 🟡🟨💛 YELLOW 🌟⭐ WHEN I'M HAPPY 🥰🥰😉😉 🟥🧧🍒🥵 RED WHEN I'M REALLY, REALLY ANGRY!! 👺👺👹👹👹🤬🤬 AND 💚🍏🟢 GREEN WHEN IM ON THE 🤺⚔ HUNT 🍗🍕🍔🍖🍚🍝🍰🍴😋 😡💢 RUHH.. 🐶 BARK 💀💢 ARF ARF 🐺 BARK ARRFFF!!! SPEAKING OF MEAL TIME, 😁🍟🥗🥪🧀🍗 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD 😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😈😈👿 SUFFICE!! FOR MY AFTERNOON 😡 WOLF SNACK 😋😋🍩🍟 BUT!! 🙄☝ I WILL REFRAIN 🚫 BECAUSE MY 👩 MOTHER 👩👱‍♀️👵💃👒👠 SAID 💬🗨 IF I GET SENT 💨 TO THE PRINCIPALS 👨 OFFICE ONE MORE TIME, ‼️ FOR BITING SOMEONE 🧨, THEN SHE WILL TAKE AWAY MY WII 🎮👿, 💥💢😡 HOWEVER!! 👿💥 I CANNOT 🙄 SAY ILL DO THE SAME FOR 🗨💨💥 MARISSA 😡😡 THE 🐱❤💗 CAT GIRL, WHOS BEEN ❤⭐😘 FLIRTING 💥😡 WITH MY CRUSH 😘😘 JAKE 🤵 ALL WEEK!! 👿 LOOK AT THEM OVER THERE.. 🙄☝☝ LAUGHING 😂🤣 AUAHUHEAAUHEHUAEHUEEEAEHEH 🐿 ❤️⭐😘 FLIRTING 💥😡 LIKE I 😡☝ DON'T 💢🧨 EXIST!! 🙄‼‼ (HISS) YOU KNOW WHAT, 😡😡 NO HAPPINESS 😃😁 THAT A WII 🙄🧨 GAME CAN BRING ME💨😃 WILL COMPARE TO THAT 😡 WHICH I WILL FEEL, WHEN JAKE 👨🤵🚹 IS MINE ❤🌹💖😚 🐶 BARK 💀💢 ARF ARF 🐺 BARK ARRFFF 👹👹
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transmisogynyiscool · 10 months
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im ngl i would rather be friends with a tra than a conservative (especially a christian conservative) 💀
bcz usually tras can have some agreeable takes outside of most of feminism and trans shit (most tras are very anti capitalist, anti oppression, pro choice, etc. (obv not all but the grand majority are left leaning))
and like conservatives. like outside of the fact we both dont like trans people, we have nothing in common 💀 like “oh cool we both dont like trans people!!! anyways women belong in the kitchen and should be stay at home mothers because theyre so naturally kind and nurturing and their bodies are suddenly not theirs anymore once a parasite with human dna starts growing in their wombs 😡and also its poor peoples fault for being poor because they just dont work hard enough 🙄🙄🙄 totally no other factors like mental illness or discrimination based on race, sex, and/or sexuality or the fact that life as anyone who isnt upper middle class or higher is becoming more and more hostile and jobs arent paying enough to balance with inflation noooooo its because they just arent WORKING HARD ENOUGH 🙄 and homosexuality is UNNATURAL and a SIN and they should stop shoving it in our faces like ugh you already have your marriage you entitled faggots its totally not like you still aren’t heavily discriminated against by the people around you 😒😒😒😒 its not like being gay isn’t illegal in a lot of countries still and your fight is nowhere near over nooo 🤬 xbox has a rainbow profile picture you clearly aren’t oppressed 🤬😤 anyways i love america IM SO FREE IM SO FREE IM SO FREE”
like so im fucking tired of conservatives acting like theyre one of us like fuuucckkk right off
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miasimxo · 2 years
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Olive’s second day of school was..... a literal sh*t show if I’m being honest 🤔 My little cherub’s soul is slowly leaving her body.  Annyyyywayyy, who’s ready to tune in?! I had to show this mess chronologically so read on below the cut 🔽🔽🔽
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The day started out good with Olive catching up with her bestie, Cassandra Goth. But, it all went down hill from there...
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Things started getting wayyy too buggy for my liking when all the students from class 1 and 2 crammed into one classroom. Kids were sitting on the floor 😔 The teacher’s like “I was not prepared to deal with this today” 😅
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Class 2 teacher’s face says it all though, he’s all “uhhm, where’s my class?” 🤣 IM DEAD
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After that whole debacle, it was lunchtime and little miss hungry was first in line. Too bad the lunch lady was nowhere to be seen... did she call in sick? 🤬 There was a vending machine so Olive had lunch with a few friends...  but they were the only students in the lunch room.
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I went to see where the other students were during lunch and this is how I found them. Hunger strike maybe? Nobody likes lunch lady’s food? Who the hell knows at this point 🙄 After “lunch” was over and the second half of the day started, guess who decided to show up for work?.....
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None other than miss lunch lady! SMH I was getting so frusterated let me tell you besties 
It wasn’t all bad though, tune in for PART 2 HERE!
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goma123 · 3 months
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I failed 5 classes and if I don't pass at least 2 I can't sign up for the next semester. If it sounds insane yea it is, my school is consider "to have a high standard for students" wich means they have a stick up their ass.
My last exam is statistics and Im soooo bad at studying for it bro. Like it's the most boring ass subject my carear as a student has made me go to AND STUDY. Too bad I depend on it to keep going to this fucking school.
I would definitely like to go back and finish my school year in that school at this point, I mean it's only one semester, what Tha hell. But if i failed I would just be happy to be over with it and change to a different school.
IM SO TIRED OF SCHOOL. Especially the one I'm going to right now. I just want to go to college and study something I like, none of this "extraordinary exams" bullshit. JUST GIVE THE DAMN PAPER, I DONT WANT TO BE HERE EITHER 🧍🥲☹️😐💀🙄😭🤡👹🤬😡
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saladstuff · 9 months
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Frowny is trying to get back in front HELL NAW!!! over my DEAD body 😈 🤬🤬🙄🙄
(Its funny because im a fnaf fictive and canoncialy dead, dead, and dead kekw)
-Charlie/Moppy ☔ [xey/it]
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delcakoo · 1 year
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hello my favorite canadian, i’m back ;) midterm season is finally over and i actually did pretty good! (expect for math.. and i literally copied someone so they def didn’t know what they were doing, silly them 🙄) how have you been? i hope well <3 it’s actually snowed quite a few times here but it disappears within like an hour 🤬🤬 and i don’t have school tmr bc juniors have to present their research projects, which is a graduation requirement, if they fail then they don’t graduate 😰, but a whole school day is needed for the presentations so school is canceled 🤭 (ONLY MY SCHOOL DOES THAT STUPID RESEARCH PROJECT BUT IT COMES WITH BENEFITS 😻) omg i’m also participating in my bsfs birthday party, i’m one of her dancers so tmr i have to go get my nails done and i’ll get my hair done on thursday 🤭 BUT THE BOY THAT IM DANCING WITH IS LEFT HANDED SO HE DOES THE MOVES WRONG AND ITS TAKEN A MIN FOR HIM TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING 😭 anyways i wanted to stop by rq since i haven’t talked to you in a min, i hope that everything is going well for you <3
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AHHH HI CICI I MISSED UUU OGMOGMG :((( 💗
LMFAOOOOO NOT U COPYING SOMEONRFN AND DOING BAD CICI IM CRYINGG 😭 glad to hear u did good on the rest!! ommgmgmg snow,, we havent had any since december smh.. BC is feeling a little silly this january ‼️ BUT OMFG WHAT UR DANCING AT UR BSFS PARTY??? HELP THAT SOUNDS SO FUN AND CUTE PLSSS AW 😭 I HOPE U HAVE A GREAT TIME BAE <333
and i’ve been good as well surviving school yknow the usual!! :D im glad u stopped by and that i know ur doing well my dear, IM PROUD OF U WOOOOO 💗💗💗💗!!
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ragnvdnir · 2 years
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Hello i realized i havent dropped by these past few days 💀 i'll go reply to your ask game first (i realized i havent replied to your previous messages too 😰)
you 🤝 me caring about the meaning of the flowers more (but ngl i would be choosy in the appearance of it too 😭)
humble and shy ein 🧐 we want to see that💪 i might mistake you for another person if i were to witness that tbh 😭 therapist and mom friend ein 😳
me too i am so interested in psychology but then why everything involves math 😔💔 im literally guessing the answers in my math test dont do this to me 💔💔💔
Ein with dimples 😳 idk but that's cute 💪 (ok dw about not having to say smth about phys appearance i have a friend who i did this ask game with and they answered thighs for this xD while i just filled in the last spot with my other moles in other parts of my body 💀 if that's counted lmao) Loving the failure hime cut yass 😍😍😍
Baker ein 😳😳😳 maam lets go kitchen date now even tho i have no idea how to turn the stove on for my life— diluc move away im taking your spot setting things aside you literally just gave me an idea about painting dates with them. Just imagine Diluc trying his very best to draw but he's not really... Creative xD
Ok this is no offense but your comment abt me is so funny like 😭😭😭 why is it so awkward 🤨🤔 is this u 🤨 yeah this is u 😍 no cuz i can visualize you frozen on the spot like a tsundere spitting these words out it's like i forced you to say them 😭🤣 im glad it made u feel nice tho <33 cuz man throwing up is so concerning it aint a daily thing to happen 😟😰
Shoujo girls 💀 be that "villainess" and girlboss instead of being the lame ass main character who turns out to be the actual antagonist which caused me to have trust issues with angel looking bitches tbh 😭 i'm with u in this money loving personality 💗💗💗 we just happen to be luxurious and it's not our fault <3
the fact that you rlly want puppies gives so much wanting to adopt thoma vibes 💪 you can do it 💪💪💪
ALSO I DONT MIND LONG ANSWERS look at me doing asks that are so dam long but i still push it 😍😍😍 i also enjoy your enjoys so why not
— 🍰.
you dont have to reply to everything😭😭 its fine👹👹
nah bc i would care abt the appearance of the flower too😭😭
ofc i am humble and shy duh 🙄🙄 why do u sound offending🤬🤬⁉️i have to step up since i am the oldest in us😔😔 a single mom and a therapist 😔💔
ikr😭😭 why does it have those evil numbers and symbols 😭😭 i decided that ill take psychology bc i want to avoid those numbers but they wont just leave me alone😢😢 im really bad at math💔💔 i feel like im offended when ppl say math is easier than english like🤨🤨 you really gonna chose those wicked numbers over words?? not me though, i prefer english😩😩
idk but im starting to dislike my dimples bc they dont look good when i smile??😭😭 naurr bc even though i cant cut my hair for the hime cut, after a few days im starting loving it 🤨🤨⁉️⁉️
why did u think i can cook and bake😢😢 for the safety of everyone do not let me handle the kitchen, i am warning you😔😔 there was one time i was planning to cook fried rice so i open the stove, placed the pan and put the oil. so u have to wait for the oil to start working (?) right?? but i was impatient. what i did was i set the fire in the highest for the oil to work faster. i left the kitchen to grab my phone. but since i was bitch, the moment i held my phone, i forgot the pan, everything. so i continued using my phone but then minutes later, i smell something burning and my mom went out of her room to check what was that. she went to the kitchen and we saw the pan burning😭😭 like the fire was on its highest and it reached the oil inside the pan so the fire was really high😭😭 im just glad that the fire didn't reach the bulb on the ceiling or else😩😩 when my mom turned off the stove she faced me and was angry, she was scolding me but like she has the rights since i almost set our house on fire😭😭 then after she scolded me, she left and i didn't cook fried rice bc i was scared😗😗 i think she almost disowned me that day😔😔 but i understand 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️
damn why dont u believe me😭😭 am i that unbelievable 😔😔💔💔 maybe i was forced🤨🤨 who knows 🧐🧐 ikr😩😩 i hate the taste of throwing up🤧🤧 till this day i still remember what it taste like bc throwing up really traumatized me🤧🤧
nah bc why does those shoujo girls pull these fine men😭😭 and im like, suree??? please i dont plan to be those angel looking girls😭😭 bc i dont look like an angel, im more like a demon babes😭😭 maybe ill be just the iconic best friend or side character who pulls the finest man??😍😍 money would solve almost all of my problems tbh🙄⁉️
i am inlove with puppies 🤧🤧 i just really want to have one again but like mom wont allow since she had enough when my childhood dog died who i had since since i was maybe 3-4 years old😩😩 ive been with that dog for more than ten years so yeah😢😢 mom doesn't want to have a dog maybe bc she's scared that the dog will die soon👹👹 she got traumatized with my dog please 😭🙏
one of the reasons why i love thoma sm is bc he is close with pets which is a very very green flag to me. and he even knits them clothes?? thoma be real challenge go!🤧🤧
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faeryarchives · 2 years
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Hey! I just found your blog, I really like your writings, could I please request a Diluc reader with Heartslabyu (hope in spelled that right)
omg im glad you like it >< hehe i hope u enjoy this too !! ngl i had a hard time imagining ace's part 😭 i got taken away while writing so it end up getting long im so sorry
heartslabyul with a diluc like gender neutral reader!
the tycoon of a winery empire in your previous world, unmatched in every possible way, despite coming off as bitter and grumpy through your speech, underneath it all was a gentle, tender, and modest person.
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: ̗̀➛ riddle rosehearts
when you got transported into this magical land - riddle could only look at you with utter shock seeing you wielding a large blade 😦 were you not informed that weapons are not allowed here?
how outrageous🤬 ! first not accepting to be enrolled to the prestigious college but also almost destroying the mirror chamber!
"what do you think are you doing?! stop this nonsense this instance!"
"... you are not with the abyss order?"
"what abyss order? you are currently in night raven college!"
"oh."
it's not your fault crowley looks similar to those abyss lectors🙄
once the heartslabyul dorm leader got to know you more, he realize you weren't so bad after all.
despite of your grumpy attitude towards his dorm members and grim - riddle could see the faint smile on your face when you help ace in brewing your drinks for your afternoon break.
"does it go like this?"
"pour the frizzy water first before the mint juice."
"it taste funky!"
"it's because you put salt instead of sugar."
he was also fond of your eagle! so you sometimes bring it whenever riddle invites you to their unbirthday party.
after learning about your past, riddle know realize that you two can relate to each other somehow. both parents focusing more on improving their images or jobs that they didn't realize how much their child were suffering.
if you ever notice the boy overworking himself, you would always bring him some tart and tea while making him take a break at least for a moment.
"you know overworking yourself would just leave you uncertain what to do next when you are finish with all of that."
"(name) don't worry i'm fine."
"no you are not. come on, take a break. why don't we play chess for a change of pace?"
you became someone he really look up to - well both in terms of height and admiration, and feel like you were the older sibling he never had.
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: ̗̀➛ trey clover
safe to say, you two really get along well! taking care of their friends to make sure they are out of trouble and cleaning up their mess? you and trey are practically the older siblings of the heartslabyul dorm!
probably the first person in twisted wonderland who you confided him with your problems even about your past and trey doesn't really mind at all and is even glad that you trust him 🥰
he also tells you about his worries about his dorm mates sometimes in which you help him by assisting him during unbirthday parties
sometimes trey teases you about that time he caught you sneaking into their dorm to secretly help reduce riddle's work load and check the adeuce duo's assignment whether they have the correct answers or not.
well sometimes they didn't even answer the assignment causing you to facepalm really hard
"ok i've done this part ... those ignorant fools i told them the assignment is due tomorrow and yet they did nothing."
"(name) what are you doing here?"
"..."
"..."
"you didn't see me. i am not here at all."
he really like how you won't think twice going in front to protect your friends from danger with your blade and pyro vision.
trey was thankful as you didn't hesitate to pull him back from reality during riddle's overblot when he started blaming himself that he didn't do his part as the dorm leader's childhood friend well.
"what is done is in the past. you can't change it no matter how hard you think it over - all we can do now is focus on the present and save him before he falls even deeper into the abyss."
long story short, the vice dorm leader loves your company and would invite you over to their dorm to hang out and play chess.
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: ̗̀➛ cater diamond
the first time you met cater, you can bet that he took a selfie with you and post it in his magicam with the #newstudenthere #luckycaycay #theylooksopretty
you made it your mission to avoid him because he somewhat reminds you of a certain bard in you previous world.
what caused you to change your thoughts about the third year when you saw him one time looking troubled and it turns out it was because of his complicated relationship with his older sisters.
"i love them really but sometimes it was just too much ... sorry for seeing me like this."
"mmm not at all, i actually have this brother of mine. we really don't get along so i can relate to you somehow."
"really? you didn't seem the type to dote on people."
"i am not but he is always bringing me some gifts occasionally."
just like how cater always go to the cafe with his friends despite not liking sweets he was amused when he learn that you have a winery but hate wine with passion. how ironic isn't it?
somehow cater became your source of information in nrc, he couldn't just leave his cute underclassman alone right?
even though cater would say in a playful way that he like your company - trust me he is telling the truth. because when he hang out with you and trey he could feel like he could be himself.
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: ̗̀➛ deuce spade
ok the thing is deuce is kinda intimidated by the air around you. with your grumpy look and aloof response whenever ace you some questions, he thought you would snap at him anytime.
but slowly he realize that you were not that scary at all! even though you scold him, ace and grim - the first year know that you really care.
one time you were wearing your mask and hoodie, helping out students getting picked on by some upperclassmen and unfortunately deuce was one of the student being picked on.
and of course you would help him out by using your claymore to scare them away! deuce was awed by your moves and before he could give his thanks, you were already gone.
"you guys would never believe what happen last night! someone helped me from getting bullied last night, their fighting style is really cool!"
"mm uhuh who was that someone?"
"i never got to say my thanks but they were already gone by the time i realize it."
"oh i am sure they know you were grateful right (name)?" then you could see ace giving you a smug smile while you just rolled your eyes and continue eating your food.
"mm sure."
whenever he feels bad with his academic activities, you were there to help him especially with history and alchemy because for some reason you are really good in those subjects!
during the overblot when you were protecting them from being injured, he couldn't help but realize your fighting style looks veeeery familiar.
"hey (name), where did you learn to fight like that?"
"huh? i learned from my father back then. why did you ask?"
"it just looks familiar to me..."
"of course it does, (name) was the someone that saved you back then."
"ace shut it."
"what?! that was you?!"
needless to say, deuce somehow became your apprentice along with epel who saw you train deuce one day. you didn't really want to take any trainee under you but seeing how spirited he is - you couldn't help but agree.
but take it easy on him during training he is still learning how to throw his cauldron ><
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: ̗̀➛ ace trappola
you despite him.
the end
just kidding, ace just resemble so much like your brother so sometimes the two of you would have mini fights with each other even during serious fights.
"are you even aiming properly? so inefficient"
"you keep burning the target with your pyro power thingy! what if you tone it down you dumbhead!"
as funny it is to imagine - he is your first friend beside grim in this world and you don't want to admit it but ace really helped you adjust here by giving you an overview about the great seven which remind you of the seven archons in your world.
and he asked you to teach him how to use your pyro vision but the moment he put it on him and tried on executing your moves put he just looked like an idiot.
"what are you doing dumbace you look like an idiot"
"shut it grim! (name), you tricked me!"
"well i never said my vision could be use by other people so basically you are an idiot."
he became somehow your friendly translator to the students who wants to be friends with you. like when ruggie came up to you noticing that you didn't really like the donuts that was given to you.
"hey hey can i have the donuts if you don't want them?"
"... *glares*"
"geez if you don't want to share you could just say so."
"(name) is not that good with words or facial expression but you can get the donuts."
"...how did you get that from just the facial expre- you know what thanks a bunch shihihi!"
you two are like the sun and moon best friend troupe, completely opposite with one another but still have each others back
yay its done hihi btw for those who are playing genshin- who is the first character you main? mine was razor then diluc (´• ω •`)
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atl4ntxc · 2 years
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hii can you write romantic fluff & nsfw for mikoto kayano milgram. gender neutral reader pls, thank you!! ^^
#romantic mikoto hcs
—character(s), mikoto kayano x gn! reader <3
—genre, fluff ig lol.
—notes, omfg i thought this ask got eaten by tumblr!!! turns out it was under a draft. help u will see me on the news if this shit happens again 🤬 anyway idk if you wanted sub/dom mikoto so i picked switch. anyway i think the nsfw one isn't what you wanted, pls send in another ask if i did it wrong 😔
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mf is so in love with you its sickening 🙄
hes really romantic, would often take you out on dates, despite his shy appearance
he !! is !! infact !! NOT !! shy !!
quite the opposite actually, hes a very confident guy. doesn't takes things seriously when it should be taken as serious (what)
he might not be the richest guy on the planet, and will not pay the bills, but he is very affectionate‼️ there's a good side to every bad thing ig
love language is definitely physical touch confirmed
hes somehow so touch starved bro what happened to you 🤨⁉️ are you high
will literally whine when you don't give him attention. fly high patience
anyway hes really good at comforting people. if you get upset when hes around he would comfort you in such a. comforting way?? 10/10 experience. would recommend!
is waaaayyy into pda. will try to make you flustered in public, and most of the time it works and he finds it funny when you do get flustered. haha so funny mikoto 😐
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by proceeding and pressing ‘read more/keep reading’, you have agreed to consume dark content. you have been warned.
—c/w, nsfw (obv), degradation & praise kink, name-calling, mentions of semi-public sex, bdsm.
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sub! mikoto is a sheet gripper. that’s it, he grips it so tightly. is probably into degradation and praise. likes getting praised, likes praising as well. degrade him!! he is such a whore for degradation. call him your toy, call him your slut.
sub! mikoto WHINES. his voice is so smooth i swear,,, he also begs. enjoys the thrill getting caught having sex in semi-public. IS INTO BDSM. IM SORRY ...... ITS JUST HE GIVES OFF MASOCHIST VIBES YKNOW?
sub! mikoto is so. fucking. loud. pull his hair and tell him to shut the fuck up <3 !
dom! mikoto gets riled up very easily,,, put your hand on his thigh, and hes all over you. he is not that into bratty subs— he just wants to make his partner feel good without taking much time! could you blame him? :(
doggystyle is his go-to favourite style, reminds him of how much of a good little pet you are <3
dom! mikoto’s pace depends on his mood. usually he is deep and slow, managing to hit that one spot in your body that makes you absolutely go insane. leaves hickies on the most noticeable spots. mans a menace and i live for it
laughs if you say you can’t cum anymore. “poor baby can’t take it anymore, hm? do it for me, yeah? one more round?” if you deny however, he will stop immediately and cuddle you, giving you light kisses
dom! mikoto finds it amusing when you squirm under him. makes his ego boost whenever you do. he also teases you a lot!! you get so frustrated under him, to the point where you grab his arm with teary eyes, “just fuck me already!” he chuckles darkly and cups your face, giving a light peck, “as you wish, babe. you bought yourself upon this, you know that?”
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battinson4ever · 3 years
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POLICE‼ 🚔👮‍♀️👮‍♂️HANDS UP 🙌‼ STAY STILL!! GET OUTTA HERE . 🦇 🌃fear . is a tool 🔧😐. and when that 💡🔦light hits the sky 🙄...... its not just a call 📞.......... its a warning. 😠 ⚡⚡⚡⚡DING! ................. 😈 ive been trying 2 reach u... 🤬🤜WHAT HAVE U DONE?!?! 😤👹 ... this is a powder keg 🧨... and riddlers the match 🔥💥 😔. 🌆i can take care of myself....😏😚🌆.... 🧐if this continues ... it wont b long until uve nothing left 🤧. i dont care what happens to me 🤷‍♂️. 🐈its only going to get worse for you🙁 . 🐧WHOA! TAKE IT EASY SWEETHÆRT 🤵🕴 ur everything they say... aint ya..... 🧐🙊 maybe we're not so different... 😻😽 who are u under there? 😏😗 🦇 IM VENGEANCE. 🦇 whats black... ◼😏and blue... 🔷️🤔 and ☠dead 💀 all over......⁉️❓👹y o u👹.... dear god 😧. 💥🧨HAHAHAHA . I GOT YOU!! 😎🚗💨I GOT CHU!! 😦😧😨🤯💥👹🧨‼ 🔥🔥🔥🔥 🦇🦇🦇🦇🔥🔥🔥🔥
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joheunsaram · 3 years
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platonically in love (ksj)
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Summary- “We can’t be platonically in love...” 
A little sequel to platonic because @ressjeon wanted it hehe.
word count -  1.8k
pairing- fwb!Seokjin x Reader
rating- PG-15
genre- fluff, fwb2lovers, bff2l
warnings- none! (I am an idiot and left the warnings from the original pwp on haha sorry friends 😅😅)
a.n- Well guess what... my self indulgent bullshit turned into more self indulgent bullshit ayoooo 🤪 special thanks to @ressjeon, @moccahobi, and @agustdjoon​ for their guest appearance as the gang’s girlfriends hehehehe
A big warm thank you to @hobiandsprite, @sugasbabiie and @taegularities for beta reading! ily guys 💕 also almost forget but thank you @casuallyimagining​ for the perfect seokjin pic for the banner 🥺
As always feedback appreciated, a reblog and a like goes a far way. Send me an ask! 💌
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You could hear the chirps of the tiny birds resting on your window sill as you opened your eyes, the morning chill warded off by Seokjin’s warm body wrapped around you, his face nuzzling the crook of your neck. You smiled, relishing the moment before opening your eyes, the hazy early sun greeting your eyes as it bathed your room in a soft glow from the drapes you had left undrawn the night before.
Yawning contentedly, you loosened his grip around you to sit up, only for him to cling onto your legs, humming as he snuggled his face into your hip. Mornings were his favourite. He savoured the quiet times he could lose himself next to you, tethering between consciousness as your scent engulfed him. No matter how many times he had woken up next to you, it never got old for Seokjin.
You reached for your phone on your bedside table, starting your routine of checking your notifications as your fingers aimlessly caressed Seokjin’s bare back, making him smile as he placed a little kiss on your hip. You had never felt more comfortable as you scrolled through social media, liking your friends’ adventures from over the weekend.
👹 Clown Posse 👺
Jungkook: couple brunch? 🤪 yan wants to get waffles Alyanna: and mimosas! 🤧 Jimin: Thought you’d never ask! 💕 Jungkook: no whores allowed 💕 Jimin: That is discrimation. 🤬 Yoongi: I’m down. Nita is too. Jungkook: sweet! hobi and lil? jin and yn? Taehyung: this is so fucking dumb! Taehyung: WHY CAN’T I COME? Taehyung: i never expected this from you jk 😔 love has changed you  Lillia: its cause last time you hit on a waitress and we had to pay like 35% tip to make up for your ass 🙄 Lillia: count us in jk Jungkook: dope. yn?  Jungkook: hurry up and answer!  Jungkook: im gonna add you two to the resos anyway. Taehyung: u guys are srsly gonna go without us????? Jimin: its okay tae let the losers go to brunch 😴 wake up joon we going to hooters Taehyung: fuck yeah! i love you mr parkkkkkkkkk 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Jimin changed the group name to JUNGKOOKS A SIMP Yoongi: Oh? New couple alert? YN: lol why are seokjin and i part of couple brunch? YN: also wtf is couple brunch? Jungkook: ha hilarious 🤡 summer lane at 11
Your brows furrowed in confusion at Jungkook’s response, your hand pausing where it was running through Seokjin’s hair as you tried to parse through the bizarre conversation. Next to you, Seokjin groaned, his hand on top of yours as he tried to coax you back into stroking his scalp. You instead opted to smack him, making him whine as he pulled away from you, looking up at you groggily.
“Seokjin, wake up!” you demanded, shoving your phone into his face, so he could familiarize himself with your friends’ musings this morning. He pinched your thigh in rebelion, earning another swat from you before leaning up on one elbow and reading the chat from your phone, squinting at the abnormally bright screen. He wondered how your eyesight was still intact.
“It’s at eleven!” he whined, falling back onto the pillows, rubbing his face with both hands. “We have like two hours!”
“What? Not that!” you exclaimed, hitting him once again on the stomach, the skin on skin contact making a satisfying smack. 
“Stop hitting me!” he groaned, finally sitting up, his dark hair sticking up in odd angles around his head, and you had to stop yourself from cooing at his sleepy state. 
“Why do they think we’re a couple?” You turned to face him, arms crossed with a scowl on your face and Seokjin rolled his eyes at your antics.
“Because we are… Did you hit your head?” he asked condescendingly, a small smile puffing his cheeks as he patted you on top of your head. You shoved his hand away, glaring at him.
“Since when?”
“Like six months ago? Are you serious?” Seokjin couldn’t believe he was dealing with just a dumb argument right after waking up, his brows furrowed in irk as he crossed his arms. Were you just trying to get some angry sex? He wanted to go back to cuddling. Although, he wouldn’t mind some sex right now. The way his shirt molded to your breasts was enough to get him going.
“Am I serious? Are you serious?” you asked, flabbergasted, pulling his attention away from your chest to your face, just in time for him to see you roll your eyes. 
“How do you not know we’ve been dating for six months?! We live together!” Seokjin moved his hands as he spoke, fully exasperated at his girlfriend’s early morning senseless interrogation.
“We do not live together!” you argued, mirroring Seokjin’s aggravation as you fully turned to face him.
“When’s the last time you went back to your apartment?” he asked, an eyebrow raised in challenge.
“That is not the point!” you yelled, lifting your hand to smack him again, only for Seokjin to catch your wrist before you could reach him.
“Careful baby, you don’t want me to punish you now, do you?” he said with fiery eyes as his grip tightened, and his sudden dominant tone made you want to forget about a certain development in your relationship and let him spank you silly. But you were still too hung up on semantics to let your lust take over. Why did everyone think you were dating? You were just friends with benefits who just happened to hang out everyday in between having sex. 
“Seokjin,” you whined, prying your wrist from his grip. “When did we start dating?”
“After the cockwarming thing? Did you actually think this was still platonic?” Seokjin asked, finally realizing that you were in fact, very serious about not knowing that the two of you were dating. He thought it was pretty obvious. Friends did not just randomly kiss each other whenever the mood struck, or go on dates, or just cuddled when they slept.
“I mean… I don’t know…”
“Y/N, I took you to the best restaurant in the city for Valentines, I bring you flowers every time I go to the grocery store. We have matching rings for crying out loud!” He exasperated, grabbing your hands with his, the two platinum rings shining side by side in the morning sun. You stared at your intertwined hands in awe. Oh, so you were actually an idiot.
“I thought… I thought they were friendship rings…” You trailed off as Seokjin let go of your hands, falling on the bed with a defeated groan, hiding his face under a pillow. You felt the pieces finally falling into place, the way he always woke you up with a kiss, the way he picked you up from work every day despite it being fifteen minutes out of the way, and the way his eyes glimmered every time he looked at you, shining with adoration. You couldn’t believe you had been so blind.
You called his name, trying to pry the pillow off his face, but he hugged it tighter, refusing to let go. Burrowing into the covers, you laid on top of him, opting for a new strategy and burying your face under the pillow as well. His hands finally let the pillow go, resting on your lower back as he hugged you closer, and you sighed against his neck, making goosebumps erupt. He hated that you had this effect on him, hated that it was seemingly one-sided, even though he was sure it wasn’t. He didn’t think he needed to ask you to be his girlfriend, he didn’t think you wouldn’t be on the same page as him. You were always on the same wavelength; ten years of friendship had that effect.
“I’m sorry,” you mumbled, your lips trailing on his neck as he tried to hide the way a blush seemed to blossom on his ears. He only grunted in response, a hand coming to remove the pillow from over your faces as he looked away in embarrassment, choosing to focus on the little birds nesting on his window than the way you felt, so soft and plush on top of him.
You moved up, resting on your forearms around his head, and you gently brought his face towards you, watching the way he pouted, not looking you in the eye. You chuckled at his grumpiness, kissing him gently, and he wrapped his arms around you tighter in response, deepening the kiss.
“In my defence, you never asked,” you joked, and he scowled in response.
“You could’ve asked,” he said petulantly, pinching your butt.
“I mean, I still thought we were platonic,” you giggled, but instead of the smile you expected, his face fell, looking away once again.
“We can’t be platonically in love, Y/N,” he said quietly, his hands falling away from you, but you were too busy focusing on not going into cardiac arrest. His words were like a chorus in your head, singing ethereally, a lump forming in your throat.
“We’re in… love?” you whispered, and Seokjin felt a weight on top of his chest. He hadn’t meant to just blurt it out. He had planned a romantic picnic with kimbap with extra pickled radish just the way you liked. He wanted to show you that you were it for him, the only one he would ever want, the only one he had ever wanted, but the shock on your face made his blood run cold, his confidence faltering.
“I am… aren’t you?” He turned his head, closing his eyes, wanting to delay the inevitable way you were going to break his heart.
“Yes,” you whispered, and the speed at which he looked at you probably rattled his brain. Perhaps that was the reason his eyes were starting to water, and his heart was trying to escape his chest. You smiled at his reaction, overwhelmed with an urge to coo at your usually guarded friend — well, boyfriend now, you supposed.
But before you could act on your desire to pinch his flushed cheeks, his hand was behind your neck, pulling your face to his and crashing your lips together in a flurry of tongue and teeth. Although the kiss started rough, it quickly melted into a gentle slurry, his tongue roaming yours, savouring your taste as if he hadn’t kissed you before. His hand moved down your spine, softly caressing your skin over your shirt as if stringing the strings on a guitar, your blood thrumming to his melody. When he reached his other hand on your hip, he flipped you over, hovering over you, and finally breaking your kiss.
“I can’t believe you thought we were platonic while literally being in love with me,” he huffed, still annoyed but still kissing your cheek at the sheepish look you gave him in return. You recovered quickly, cupping his face as you gazed into his eyes, finally realizing that the way they softened was indeed him looking at you with love.
“I love you, Seokjin,” you murmured, enjoying the grin that pulled his plush lips apart, puffing his cheeks and scrunching his eyes.
“And I love you, Y/N,” he replied, kissing you once again, never wanting to stop.
Needless to say, you both were late to couples brunch.
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kaashallmighty · 2 years
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im finna list some shii i can’t stand in fanfics🧑🏿‍🦲
• when da whole chapter written in one big paragraph🧍🏿 like damn i rly need my thoughts divided n dat just make it real hard to continue paying attention. dat might just be a me problem but-
• when the author has ten thousand OCs in a book. THIS. It’s gotta be one of the main reasons I’d drop a book.
How in the hell do you expect me to remember your character Jaxx, pronounce Jack, aka KARMA, along with his whole backstory. Just take me off the list atp.
• when it say “xReader“ but den give a whole description and picture of what the reading is supposed to look like🤨…..JUST MAKE AN OC BOOK DAMN
same thing goes for when they specify skin type n iss “milky smooth” or “pale white” 🗿🫵🏿 zon’t zo zat😦 cuz youn kno who be reading yo shii n i guarantee dat a good chunk sittin there like “👤🤌🏽🤌🏾🤌🏿ummmm?
•authors who are just pissy in general n be peeved that ppl are actually commenting
on my pops i had someone get mad at me for commenting cuz they shii was just funny n i was cackling just a lil bit🙄 next thing ik they told me to shut up so yk what i did🤬
i shut my ass up cuz tf ima do🫤 im not finna fight a nigga wit a genshin impact pfp…. might get my info leaked😭
there’s more but i can’t think of them rn
im looking at you😺🫵🏿 when i say these things (myb if these apply to you but iss all love over here gang🤾🏿)
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animated-moon · 2 years
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hello there! I've been seeing this a lot but can you introduce your moots to everyone and what do you think of them? 🤗
HELLO THERE ANON <33 you caught me in a good day and i’m ready to have social interaction let’s go 🙌 i just added a few moots ive been talking to recently!! (and i finished this in one day)
@0jiro / meet the friendly neighbourhood iwa lover everyone. she’s very cute and i love her (we’re married) ! we would sell our souls for nanami (who wouldn’t) and she introduced me to a cute ket game <33 (thank you for moon ket he was so cute :( <3) she’s also very caring and if i were you i’d go follow her rn (what you doing if you arent already following her ?????)
@kyoutxni / I LOVE THIS MF 🤬 we’re hoes for each other he likes boobies and i draw him boobies ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 we have an amazing toji krabs collab coming but yall just aren’t ready for my amazing art yet. tiddie lover, suguru geto chaser, nanami wanter, thirst dumper (me to him. yes.)
@miyamartina / FIRST FRIEND ON TUMBLR :(( GORLIE I HOPE YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SM 🤬 she has amazing art (i dont want to hear martina art slander i will throw a tantrum) and shes the sweetest person ever :(( thank the rats, truly 😞🙏 we’re both weird genshin (itto… atm) obsessed people and i’m proud to be her itto tiktok dump rn 🙌
@neonical / HELLO???? i love you sm it was love at first sight and we were meant to be <33 us irls soon 😞 we’re also married and we in fact have an actual marriage certificate guys 🙄🙄🙄 our priest was leo btw he’s a professional and definitely didn’t scam 2000 dollars off us <3 ALSO IS VERY CUTE N SWEET AND HYPES ME UP I THEM SM :(((( will give you lots of presents when we meet muahmuah <3
@pm4gal / HELLO ILY SM 🤬🤬🤬 thank you for contributing to my wedding funds on dank memer lots of kisses to you 😚 ALSO MAY IS SO CUTE IM GONNA CRY SOMEONE GIVE HER LOVE RN (i’ll steal your pelvis bones when ur not looking if u dont) she also tolerates my weird preferred nicknames + hypes me up a lot and we talk about a certain blond man a lot.. if you know what i mean 😍
@luvbub / BUB <333 bub is also my wife (let’s pretend mitsuya doesn’t exist atm 🧑‍🦯) and i love her for how much she loves yarn 😞😞 i mean have you even seen her talk about her crochet projects it’s so cute it makes me wanna have a try. SHE ALSO HYPES UP MY COUCH CATALOGUE SHE ENCOURAGED ME TO GET A JUSTIN BIEBER COUCH YALL ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 in conclusion, stan bub, luvbub (i’m hilarious) and support bub with everything you have <3
@shoyotime / hey incredibly seggsy babygurl 🙌🙌🙌🙌 /j INEZ IS THE BEST TOO <333 inez is so deprived of scented candles which should be a crime at this point 😕 one of my first wives ever and she lives in my closet #couplegoals #relationship #romantic 😍😍 one day i’ll send you a box of scented candles there and we’ll light everything on fire we can have a candlelight dinner 😍
@babydai / dai babie :((( <33 i love her sm she’s so gorgeous and sweet and cute :((((( she reminds me a lot of a bunny and she’s also one of the genuises who opened my eyes up to the world of cute ket game <333 i would drown her in my love and effection for every second of the day if i could >:( her voice is also super calming and adorable I LOVE HER SM 🤬
@beware-of-the-rogue / HELLO???? RO IS SO SUPPORTIVE SHE RB-ED MY WORK AND SAID SHES PROUD OF ME IN THE TAGS 🤬🤬❤️‍🔥 that’s all you need to win my heart over :(( i just know shes super hot and shes so caring ?!???!2$;9/$ complete momma figure i would smother her in kisses if i could 💯
@solaxena / ATHENA <33 athena is the cutest ever she’s my junior who i would protect with my entire life :((( she’s so cute and she just has that comforting aura around her that just makes you wanna melt like a marshmellow :( she’s also good at reading people but not in a creepy way 😞😞 AGAIN SHES THE CUTEST PERSON EVER I WANNA HUG HER AND GIVE HER CUTE KEYCHAINS EVERYDAY <33
@cupidines / CUPID !!! honestly i was a lil intimidated when i first saw your blog bcus you seemed so cool but sweet :(( (AND YOU ARE <3) and i’m so glad we’re moots and that i got to talk to you :((( also your cat is very cute and your blog is extremely pretty >:)) you’re also an adorable individual and i would run to whereever you are and give you free blankets and ice cream if youre sad
@haikyuutothetop / CEL >:(((( cel bby i love you so so much <33 we went through lots of divorces and marriages but tbh i don’t even remember why (but it was very fun >:)). I SWEAR I’LL TRY TO BE MORE ALIVE TO TALK ABOUT OUR PROJECT SOON 😞 with our wakatocelmoonten power we can take over the world 🙄🙌🙌 we’re just holding back smhh
@tobibam / BAM BAM!! bam bam is a huge sweetheart and thank you for writing such long asks to me and saying it’s alright i don’t reply immediately :((( AND YOUR VALENTINES LETTER TO US WAS SO CUTE TOO?!???? i remember when you asked for you and suga’s selfship for the ask game and yall were so cute omg :(((( pls stay cute i love you sm 🤬🤬
@mysterystarz / NOVA !!! nova is a big sweetie and akaashi lover >:)) she’s supported me a lot and along my journey with tendou anon my fav person ever :((( ALSO VERY CUTE AND I NEVER TOLD YOU BUT I LOVE UR THEME SM 🤬🤬 your writings are beautiful as always and honestly sometimes i reread the first longfic i’ve ever read from you 😞😞
@kitacharm / NAT BABE. GOSH. HAVE I TOLD YOU I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH SMH 🤬🤬🤬 you’re so cute and precious :( and supportive :( and sweet :(( and you were also always helping me with tendou anon shenanigans :((( you deserve so much and i hope school isn’t too tiring for you 🤬 i’ll go over there and eat ur homework if i have to 🙄👎
@ichigomis / RAY MY WIFE <333 I LOVE OUR SUN MOON DYNAMIC SM AND OUR TAG 🤬🤬🙏 you were also so supportive when i was crying about teppei (i still am) and when i said i’d write for thoma (which i have not yet) 😞😞 i have to interact with you more UGHHHH. and also please don’t tattoo that sakusa on your forehead i’m still concerned about that (i’ll draw you a better one soon 🤬)
@spiritingawaytoanime / ELLIOT THE SWEETHEART 🤬🤬🤬 once again i love you SO MUCH (AND THAT TENDOU FIC??????? THAT TENDOU FIC OMFG IM STILL THINKING ABOUT IT 🤬🤬🤬🤬) your writing is so good and holy shit your fits *chefs kiss* YOUR FITS AND UR COSPLAY IM ON THE FLOOR 🙌 i’m glad we became moots and also we’re gonna have to watch howl’s moving castle soon 💯
@shirari / you and shirabu CUTEST JUNIORS EVER 😞😞😞 and in case you’ve ever wondered, I DID READ THAT FIC YOU NAMED ME TSUKIYO IN <333 it made my heart do little jumps thank you so so much :(( ALSO YOUR ART???? YOUR ART IS SO SEGGSY I LOVE IT 🙏 please keep doing art it’s absolutely adorable
@teyvatdreams / DANI!!!! oh lord i REALLY have to talk to you more >:(( hopefully that’ll happen as i start to write for genshin again (i actually have an albedo fic in my drafts >:)))!! AGAIN ONE OF THE CUTEST PERSON EVER AND I’D SELL MY LEG TO PROTECT YOU 🤬🤬🤬 i love you sm and want to give you lots of headpats and fluffy pillows >:(
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bunkernine · 3 years
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dont even think annabeth and connor were close or anything, i just think she and her siblings got in a fight before she left camp. and her sibs were like "😑 she's going to find that damn percy again, percy this, percy that, we failed cabin inspection for 7 months now 🙄" and annabeth was pissed and u know pride and whatever so she's in hell and she's staring at that tribute. and like, u know in her head, she was thinking "im not talking to them first 😒 THEY were wrong." and then she did connor cause he was next on her list after sibling #17 who is like, 12 years old but gave her the stank eye over percy, and annabeths lost everything but she's not losing this sib fight, fuck those kids man 🤬
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flechetta · 2 years
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dragon age :D
buckle up!! i have been needing to talk about dragon age for MONTHS
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)
Zevran. I didnt really care about him at first but i really grew to like him over time. He’s got depth. He’s got charm. He’s got style. He’s got traumaa (dramaa?). A+ wanna see more of him! hope he has a small cameo in the next game. I just wanna see him doing well in life☺️
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)
vaea. love her! love her character (headcanon her as ace) just wanna give her a hug! She’s had to deal with so much and she deserves a break! Im a sucker for “heart of gold” characters. and she’s very much that. so capable. so cool. just want her to be happy 🥺 (maybe dating francesca?? pls?)
The comics have very much focused on her so im sure that she’ll be in the next game.
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)
Briala. She barely go any time in the game. They really assumed that you have read the book. Once I actually read the book i saw she actually was a very deep character. Never making her get back with celene fr. Fuck celene 😡
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)
felassan. Best character hands down. I spoiled the story to myself by accident when looking up official art. still not over it haha
really wanna see him in some other stories if bioware ever made another anthology book 🥰 too bad i probably never will 😭
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)
Sigh. Michel De Chevin 🥲 sad little mad who tried so hard. Didnt care AT ALL about him when i played the game. He was just some dude who gave a quest like any other lol. Then I read masked empire. and HOT DAMN. he’s so pathetic. i want to help him.
small shout out to nathaniel howe for this. he’s not unpopular but he is pathetic. i say this respectfully.
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)
100% solas. narratively, he’s an awesome character and such a dramatic romance option. He’s also so fucken annoying. I say this respectfully. I want to throw a wrench in his plans and fix everything better than he ever could.
Tbf to him, he’s already gone through a lot of torment. i soecifically wanna torment him like sera pranks people. i wanna be the most inconvenient little shit that COULD be ignored but wont be.
i want to make him sigh and lose sleep over such minor annoyances caused by me lmao!
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)
oghren 🙄😠. i just. really hate oghren. sure it was on purpose but i dont have to like it. go to superhell you pervy dwarf. I helped him through his shit in da awakening but i honestly mentally completely checked out for it.
Also celene🤬. again, her character makes sense, was well-written, and i understand her motivations. and thats exactly why i dont like her. superhell for you too celene!
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