Sebastian *talking about unique kinds of magic*: So, have you ever tried to cast something in parseltongue? I reckon it'd be even more powerful than MC's ancient magic.
MC *smirking playfully*: We could duel.
Sebastian: Oh! It'd be glorious. You don't use your ability as much as you ought to.
MC: Yeah, even if only to say hi to the snakes in the garden.
Sebastian: So rude of you to ignore those snakes.
MC *totally making fun of Ominis now*: What would your parents say?
Ominis *frowning, annoyed*: Well, fucking hiss to both of you.
[jjaajshajagd sooorryyyy I saw @slytherslyth 's blog title and had to have Ominis say it 🤣🤣]
Currently mourning The Fire Tides, but this time specifically because that interview cursed me with the knowledge that the post-Httyd 2 comic trilogy had a subplot of Hiccup experiencing a downward spiral this entire time that would've concluded in the third comic as Hiccup came face to face with Drago once again.
people can hate on narcis as much as they want, he will always be my second fave of the boxers, maybe even shares a tie with aran, i love them both equally lmao, he isnt so bad, he is just s silly vain boy, its not that deep
Pls be my friend. Ive been searching for sb who would want to see maggy got his valve wrecked for so long.
Now, hear me out. Magnus is probably stressed af and it would be nice if someone give him a nice treat (By wrecking his pussy, duh)
Put one of these bad boys on anon u can't escape me we're bonded for life (over Ultra Magnus getting his pussy wrecked)
Someone noticing how hard Magnus works, and how stressed out he is... 🥺🥺🥺 And offering to help 😏😏 (anon if you got someone specific you want to fuck Magnus u gotta tell me I fucking LOVE Magnus rarepairs)
Magnus isn't the type of mech to pick someone up from work, but it's been sooooo long since he really relaxed. Mecha expect him to spike, so he goes along with it expecting to have to spike and maybe convince his partner to switch later if he's lucky.
And then his partner eats him out until Magnus is a whining, teary mess. And then they FINALLY give him the spike he's been begging for, making sure not to hurt him as they thrust inside. Drawing another overload out of him and another after that. They just keep going, completely focused on magnus until he's overloaded so many times he's just a puddle of pleasure and relaxation on the bed. And then they cuddle 👉👈 and Ultra Magnus gets sleep easy for once in his life!!!!