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[uhyeahithinkso]

Misty my beloved! 🦋🦄🩵

I didn't draw this, it's from a coloring book, I just colored it!

#mlp g5 #coloring #misty brightdawn #misty mlp #my little pony g5 #my little pony #she is cute #that dark spot on her neck is just a shadow #😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂🙂🙃🫠😉😊😇🥰😍🤩😘😗☺️😚😙🥲😋😛😜🤪😝🤑🤗🤭🫢🫣🤫🤔🫡🤐🤨😐😑😶🫥😶‍🌫️😏😒🙄😬😮‍💨🤥🫨😌😔😪🤤😴😷🤒

[bee-does-things]

So like I know the scene with Astarion where he reveals he’s a vampire and bites you is supposed to be hot and all. But my Tav just looked like he was dissociating the entire time and incredibly uncomfortable. Like he was instantly regretting his choice to let it happen but was like “well I mean I already said yes so what can I do?” I feel kinda bad for him not gonna lie.

#like he was all very 🫨😬🙁😐😶🫥🫥🫥 #dude did not want to be where he was experiencing what he was experiencing #he looked so fucking uncomfortable and sad throughout the scene and now I feel bad for letting that happen #I know there wasn’t supposed to be an undercurrent of SA to that scene. but yeah with the expressions my dude was making #that’s how I read it not gonna lie #doesn’t help that my Tav is based on my dnd character #who has a lot of themes of exploitation and being used in his backstory #his mom essentially groomed him to fit a destiny decided by her mother and then kept him in the dark about everything #his ex-husband told him he was only using him for sex and didn’t actually love him #an old friend of his turned out to just be using him to help him accomplish his own goals and didn’t actually care about him at all. #dude has been through a lot and I’m not gonna lie #I don’t think he’d handle being used as a living caprisun and being emotionally manipulated by a vampire very well #baldurs gate gale #baldur’s gate 3 #astarion #my tav

[my-thirteenth-reason]

OKKKK WTFFF I REPLIED AND I ACRLY HAD A DECENT SHORT CONVO WITH HIM LIKE OMFG AND HE ACTLY HAHAHAHAHAHD AND LOLED IN CAPITAL MULTIPLE TIMES IM SMILING AND ROCKING MYSELF RN

#😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂🙂🙃🫠😉😊😇🥰😍🤩😘😗☺️😚😙🥲😋😛😜🤪😝🤑🤗🤭🫢🫣🤫🤔🫡🤐🤨😐😑😶🫥😶‍🌫️😏😒🙄😬😮‍💨🤥🫨🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️😌 #me rn

[hatake]

as someone with agoraphobia, listening to jay park's english songs is actually so healing because it's like microdosing humiliation in a controlled setting. it's embarrassment exposure therapy

#eh.txt #this man will say shit like ''i get that chicken trust me i do not ever wing it'' with so much conviction #and ur just like ❓❗🤔😳😬😶😬😓😐 #i'll even dye my hair blonde for ya i can be ur justin beeeeeber

[t-i-r-e-d-a-n-o-n]

I was bored

#a.i. art #stop reading the tags and get a life #go away #go awayyyyy #i said go away #😬🥺🤭😪😊🤤🥱🫥😶🥺😐🫥😌😪😶😬😑😬😊😪😶😪🥱🫥😐🥲🤭🙂😪😛😬😊😑😐🙂😪🤪😬😶😋🥱🙂😜😪🫥😐🤤😐🙂😑😴☺️🥺😌😪😌🫠😶‍🌫️🙂

[jentlemahae]

#WH A T #🤨😒😔😟😩😫😤🫥🙄😶🤥🫤😐😬🫠😦😮‍💨😯😮😵😵‍💫🤕🤒😷🤠😲

[pasta5284]

goddammit i really did get retraumatized ):

#uwu #just thinking about things. thinking about all the symptoms i've been experiencing. et cetera #😑😶😓😔😞🥲🙃😐🫥😬🤕😕🫤🙁☹️😠🤡 #like. i knew i did. but fuck.

[apocaelypse]

is anyone up for interacting with my fort salem witches ? i have big muse for them & nowhere to put it.

#* ❪ west ❫ ❛ boss told me to have a good day so i went home . #when u want to come on & write on your main multi #but it's only for the unit #😬😐😶

[louisarmpits]

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#:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ #🧍‍♀️ #😬 #🙄 #😶 #😐 #🫤 #🤐 #🥴

[meanya]

Me when "Hey there Delilah" comes on on the radio (after reading the origins of the song)

#i used to like that song too... now it comes on and i just 😬🙁😐😶 #anya rambles #meme #spongebob

[jinx-you-owe-me]

aroace bob

#die drei fragezeichen #die drei ??? #bob andrews #mine #if you want elaboration #i know hes considered a flirt and a charmer but so far i barely see it #i can think of one (1) mention of him dating a new girl every other week #which. isnt really counter-evidence imo #comphet 💁 #im seeing more instances where a girl is interested in him or flirts with him or interprets their interaction as romantic #and him reacting kibd of startled like #oh. 😶 uhhh 😳 ähem. 😐😬 #and i am increasingly getting the impression that he is not into girls #maybe hes gay. or that #but i really like aroace bob #aroace bob who dates a lot but it never really feels right #he should be happy. his relationship is perfect! but he doesnt feel that way #aroace bob who likes to flirt and is then startled when people want to date him #flirty aros are so valid!! #and im gonna claim bob as one #okay thats it for my ramble idk why i put that in the tags instead of an actual post #i have not slept 🙂👍 #long tags #c: bob andrews

[asofterepilogue]

me reading the serpent and the wings of night and being forcefully reminded that straight people truly do exist

#when she describes raihn's penis... 😶😬😐 #I keep forgetting that's actually something people think because how?? everything in me goes 🤢😭 #mine

[haystarlight]

Grover saying he's gonna go search for Pan in the seas...

Everyone who's read book 2: 😬😐😶🤐🫢🫤😲😦😧😨😰

#pjo spoilers #pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #pjo fandom #grover underwood #percy jackson spoilers #percy jackson #percy series #pjo grover #grover pjo #pjo sea of monsters #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson show #percy jackson series #percy jackson disney+ #percy jackson and the sea of monsters #sea of monsters

[meowzfordayz]

hashira receive chocolate from you

Author’s Note: only a lil late for Valentine’s Day… 😅

hashira receive chocolate from you

Hashira x Reader

Word Count: ~1,100

CW: explicit language

Emergency Request Fulfilled: this sad b*tch could use an emergency request 😭 men have more audacity I swear

If possible could you do hashira men x female reacting to you bringing them chocolate on Valentine’s Day😭

~faqs~

Don’t mind the varying lengths of these headcanons 😆

I just wrote out scenarios as they popped into my brain

Aka not in order

Some are short and sweet; others are more fleshed out

Cries (happy tears)

—Duh 🤠

Good thing the chocolates are in a box, otherwise they’d be soaked 🙃

Also refuses to eat them w/o you present

Insists you take the first bite of every bonbon 🥺😋

VERY red 😡

—Apparently this is my go to hc for Obanai… he’s always red 😂

“Is this for me?” <— dangerously soft

Uhh- 😶 *cue awkward fiddling w/ the box of chocolates*

“Yes?”

“Are you sure?” <— somehow even softer

“... yes?!”

“Thank you.”

🤨🤨🤨

“You don’t want them,” you accuse, more embarrassed than anything

Obanai’s eyes widen

Barely

He’s still ~mostly glaring

😓 “It’s fine! They’re my favorite anyway! I’ll just-”

A firm (sweaty) palm on your shoulder stops you mid-stalking-away

“I’d like to have them,” he declares

“W-wha-whaaat?” 😳

“Thank you,” murmured again, gentle fingers prying the box from your grip, “How about we sit beneath that tree… andyousharethemwithme?”

Best believe not a single second of eye contact occurs

#shy boi

Also What did he just say? 😃

“NO WAAAY?!?!?!” 😍

“Mitsuri?”

You’re glad she’s so excited, but-? 😅

“I HAVE CHOCOLATE FOR YOU TOO !!!!!” 🍫💝

“NO WAAAY?!?!?!” 😍

—*sigh*

—What I’d give to swap chocolates w/ Mitsuri 🥺💞

“Sugar can lead to cavities.” 🧐

“Shinobu-”

“You want me to get cavities?”

“No, I-”

“What if I get-”

“Shinobu!”

“I’m kidding, darling!” 😃

😒😒😒 <— you rn

Shinobu leans in, pecking your cheek as she accepts your gift, “With you around, the harm’s already done.” 😉

… “Was that you flirting with me?”

“Yes, savor it.”

“Babe, that was so ba-”

“GOOD, [y/n], my flirting was so good.”

“Thank gosh that wasn’t your original approach.”

“You’re saying my flirting wouldn’t woo you, darling?” 😎

“That’s exactly what I’m saying.” 💀

“Chocolate?!” 😁

You only wince a tad at Kyojuro’s booming excitement 😬

“For you.” ☺️

“For me !!!” 😁😁

If you take a step back to protect your poor ears, he doesn’t comment

“A token of my appreciation.”

“How thoughtful!” 😁😁😁 “You are most generous!” 😁😁😁😁

And then he notices your slow but sure retreat ☹️

“Are you okay?” voice immediately softening

your relieved sigh = barely stifled 🤫

“Oh,” he blinks, head tilting a fraction, “I was loud!”

“Ouch,” you nod in sheepish agreement

“I apologize! Please! Share your wonderful gift with me to make up for my carelessness!” 

…

…

“I was loud again.” 😅

Sanemi sits cross legged on his engawa, unimpressed by your offering

“I hate chocolate.” 😐

“You’re full of shit.” 🙄

“Just like your chocolate.”

“My chocolate? It’s yours, Shinazugawa Sanemi,” hand on your hip as you huff, chocolates shaking in their box as you hold them out roughly toward him, “I got it for you.”

Raising an eyebrow, he pushes your hand, “I don’t want it.”

“Fuck. You.” ☹️

Scoffing, his eyes roll, “You know I hate chocolate.”

You pout, plopping down beside him, “Hate is a strong word.”

“Eat it yourself.”

“I don’t want to.”

“See! You hate chocolate too, so don’t try pawning it off to me.” 😒

“Shinazufuckinggawa.”

Sanemi finally shifts to face you, mouth smug, knee bumping gentle against the crook of your hip, “Hm, my love?” 😌

Seething, you ignore his advance, “We are eating this chocolate together, and if it kills you, then so be it.”

“Ooh, so this is a we situation now?” he teases fondly, plucking the box from your lap

Crossing your arms, you look away, “You’re insufferable.”

“So insufferable that you bought me chocolate,” he smirks 😇

“Whatever, I’ll keep it,” you grumble, halfheartedly grabbing for the box

“No.” 😐

“No?”

“We’re eating it together, and it certainly won’t kill me.” 🥰

—Bc lover!Sanemi = emotional whiplash central 💀🤍

“What is this for?”

“For you,” you grin

“I figured that part out.” 🤓

Snorting, you tap Muichiro’s shoulder, flicking his chin when he glances down at your movement

“Hey,” he pouts slightly, cheeks tinged pink, “Seriously though: why?”

“Because I adore you.”

“Right.”

“Mhm.” ☺️

“Thank you.”

“You’re welcome.” 😁

You poke his cheek, eyes rolling fondly, “We should eat them now.”

“We? But, they’re for me.”

“Muichiro,” you deadpan

“What?”

“Just trust me.” 😇

His cheeks warming further, he allows you to tug him under the shade of the nearest tree, sweetness soft in his stomach before he’s had a single taste

“You can put that over there,” Giyuu gestures to the nearest corner of the room, not bothering to greet you 

Disappointment curdles in your stomach, stare carefully neutral as you nod, “Okay.”

Your soft sigh as you move away from him does not go unnoticed

“Are you alright?” 😕

Swiveling sharply at the slight edge in his tone, you shake your head, frustration narrowing your eyes

“What’s on your mind?” he asks, gentle now as he approaches your agitated figure

“You’re so dense,” you manage to choke out, tears welling involuntarily

“I’m so…” Giyuu trails off, realization hitting him, “Oh shit.”

—Realization being the train that was just derailed #so punny #the punniest 🤡

“Yeah,” you exhale raggedly, tiny smile tugging at your mouth despite yourself, “Not even a Hello or a Thank you.”

“I’m sorry,” he mutters, lithe body curved protective and apologetic around you before you can even blink, “That was messed up of me.”

“I can leave and come in again, so you can practice,” you chuckle wetly, face buried in his haori, “You clueless man.”

Embrace tightening, he murmurs, “You’re too kind.”

Giggling faintly, you squeeze his hip, other hand still awkwardly clutching the box of chocolate, “I know.”

“Thank you for being patient with me.”

“We better eat them before everyone returns.” 😈

Clucking your tongue at Tengen, you pull another, another, another, and another box of chocolates from your knapsack

“Oh.” 😔

“Tengen-sama, do you look crestfallen?”

“Well, I, hm, I thought we would-”

“Unlike someone, I’m not so selfish to suggest indulging in a pleasure without our wives,” smile unwavering even as you scold him, “Which is why I bought enough for everyone to enjoy their own.” 🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫

“Okay, but! Size wise, I’m large.” 😃

“Which is why I bought you two.”

“You did?!” 😍

“No.” 😐

#hashira x reader #headcanons #himejima gyomei #gyomei x reader #iguro obanai #obanai x reader #kanroji mitsuri #mitsuri x reader #kocho shinobu #shinobu x reader #rengoku kyojuro #kyojuro x reader #shinazugawa sanemi #sanemi x reader #tokito muichiro #muichiro x reader #tomioka giyuu #giyuu x reader #uzui tengen #tengen x reader

[gwenheda]

Katara: I’m pregnant.

Zuko: 🙂😐😶

Katara: Zuko. Zuko?

Zuko: 😶

Katara: Okay. Whenever you’re ready. *flips open a magazine* You’re the father, by the way.

Zuko: 😬😳

Katara: Do you want some water?

Zuko: *clears throat* I’m okay… I’m just not understanding… We used a condom!

Katara: I know… but condoms only work 97% of the time—

Zuko: Wha… what? What!? WELL THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE BOX!

Zuko: *retrieves box and scans it*

Katara: Forget the condoms—

Zuko: We might as well have!

#zuko #katara #atla #zutara #incorrect quotes #source: friends #another one lmfao

[dictee]

rashid is an opinionated young man😟 he loves to share these opinions even When they are not solicited 😒 (😐👁️👁️) what’s he taste like 🤨 I didn’t ask that 😐 You were thinking it 🤭 honey and pineapple 😏 he stuffs himself with both for days before he offers himself to me would you like to sample ? 👅no thanks 🤥i’ll wait til damek comes around im a savory man myself most days. 😡😡i care for him more than he cares for himself 😡and i wouldn’t let you near my neck if you were—😬sixty two and a half kilograms. 💢😑What. a hundred and thirty eight pounds for the metrically challenged 🙂😲 daniel here was wondering how much you weighed rashid so i told him 😇 Stay out of my head 🙄😓 Eat pray eat pray swim pray etcetera 😸 on days when he’s a plump 139 i believe he swims Twice. ✌️Metronomic my rashid 🫦 Refill .🥱 👁️👁️😶 (THE GROAN 👹👹)

#There’s so much going on here