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[destinyc1020]

Wow.... YOUNGEST!! 😳

Okay!! 👏🏾

Whew!! Miss Z is just SWEEPING up these awards liiiike....

🤣 😂

They're gonna have to list a whole bunch of titles before her name now whenever they announce her in films lol 😆 😂

😌💅🏾

#zendaya #2x Emmy Winner #Golden Globe Winner #Critic's Choice Award Winner #😌💅🏾

[hillerskaroyals]

good things come in threes

#ik we don’t have a s3 poster yet but i wanted all the posters together #it really shows the progression of their relationship #from the crown/simon to simon choosing wille to them choosing each other #also smth about it going from lust to love over the course of the seasons #i think that’s enough coherent thought for the day 😌💅🏾 #brb while i eat my hand #young royals #young royals s3 #my yr thoughts

[gigglesis]

Switches: I'm so ler rn, such a ler, grrrrr I'm ler

Lee: *teases back*

Switches: Hey what now hol-

Lee: *Mentions any fav spot and calls it cute*

Switches: H-hallpp🫠🫠🫠

#tickling #tickle community #cute lil limp noodles #When lees fight back #Just know its over for you💅🏾 #Dont change #just keyboard smash and 😡 like normal #😌😌😌

[toasteaa]

Everyone thinks they've been together for years. Unfortunately, they're both stupid.

#toast talks #genshin impacted #He JUST bailed her out and she's absolutely about to do something stupid again #It's okay it's for work. Sometimes you have to break a law or two when you're a detective 😌💅🏾 #I have to draw Neuvillette 20 billion more times because drawing him from memory is not fun the first time #Do I put this in the main tags? idk but I'll find some tags to put it in #genshin oc #genshin self insert #genshin selfship #oc x canon #genshin neuvillette #oc tag: Eclair Dumont #neuvilair #That's horrible ship name but I'm going with it for now 🤷🏾‍♀️

[marilynthornhilllover]

LITERALLY HYPERVENTILATING RN😫

#HER HAIR IS SO SMOOTH #she served #thoses hips😫 #red is her color now #i can die peacefully now #the way she knew she ate💅🏾😘😌🤚🏽 #SHE LOOKS SO GOOD

[pcktknife]

who are you keeping in your bg3 party? i know you have astarions useless ass sitting there all pretty but i’m curious about who else you like to keep with you

I actually don't have him in my party currently but I did for alot of act 1 (is still in act one). rn I think its lae'zel shadowheart n karlach? girls niiiiight 💅🏾✨

#shadow n lae r so useful i dont like moving them out 😭 #but i may have swapped lae out for karly so it miiiight actually be shadow karly n wyll i havent opened the game in a whiiiile #too scared my laptop will kill itself 😌💅🏾 #asks #anon #funny enough i lowkey avoid asta cause im trying to keep myself from being Deranged

[pr41sethemoon]

He’s such a SERVE✨

#the baddest bih 💅🏾 #I’m loving all this content Sam #that’s my cornball right there serving lewks 😌 #greta van fleet #gvf #sam kiszka #sam gvf

[remnants]

my candidates for outfits i think martha wayne should die in

#tomi.txt #dc comics #martha wayne #i just think if shes gonna go out like that then the least dc comics can do is let her eat down before it happens #i want the citizens of gotham to be like yh it was really tragic and stuff but let's ignore that for a sec and talk about the fit 😌✨️ #martha wayne's death should start fashion trends. everyone should be dressing like her for at least a year after the murder. #her post-mortem influence! 💖💅🏾

[blkgrlangst]

ITSNOTGIVINWHATITSHASSPOSETOGAVE

#monaleo #😌💅🏾✨

[livelaughloveluobinghe]

Whatever floats your dove fjdhdhdjdjbdbfbr yeah she's floating cause she's dead 😂😭

baby girl might be dead but she will float

#like the titanic could never😌💅🏾

[vvh0adie]

i hope jimin knows he’s quite literally the global boy crush

men fall apart for him

one look and they’re hooked

military finna be… something else

🌚

#of lust #good for him good for mfkn him😌💅🏾✨

[d3vilishd00dles]

so I wanted to do one of those "stuff me and my twin 12yo brothers say" type things and here it is. this isn't complete at all.

"You're gonna kill her? Rude."(Bro1)

"Ok, ya advocate for sad peas."(Bro1)

"tHe WoRtHlEsS sQuAd!"(Bro1)

(after denying my 'reservation')

"......you vagabond"(Bro1)

"WHY AM I BRITISH?!?"(Bro1)

"I'm a BABY LLAMA!!"(Bro1)

"IM FROM NEW JERSEY!"(Bro2)

"Ya bougie sponge."(Bro1)

"Get a cave, Chad."(Bro2)

"AND WHAT IS HE?"(Me)

"........a thug"(Bro2)

"I'M NOT HURT....I'm mad."(Bro1)

"EXCUSE ME, I AM GOING TO DIE WITH SOME DIGNITY."(Bro1)

"Don't be a hasbin"(Bro2)

"oouu. a bReEzE~"(Bro1)

".......when the cold has risin', and the heat has a droppin'......."(Bro2)

"ew. bUtTeR~"(Bro1)

"I'm not talking about your hands. I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU!"(Bro1)

"LOOK AT ME." *smack*(Bro2)

"HOLY MOLEY OF GRAND AIOLI"(Bro1)

"They have rights y'know."(Me)

"And I have rights to send them off the faCE OF THE EARTH"(Bro1)

"I found something under the bed!"(Bro1)

"What?"(Bro2)

"Paula Abdul"(Bro1)

"Yes, you did not"(Bro2)

"......what?(Bro1)

"You are missing a severe amount of hubcaps."(Bro1)

"Country and rock. Crock."(Bro1)

"Rountry."(Bro2)

"Nah, I like crock better."(Bro1)

"You're the 'buh' and I'm the 'dy' with another 'D' in the middle to tie it all together."(Bro1)

"I like my women how I like my french fries. Long, hot, and, oily~."(Me)

"It's a good kinda racist"(Bro2)

"Back then, they didn't use the word self-defense. They used 'sAcRiFiCe'."(Bro1)

(singing to himself)

"I've got diabetes where diabetes shouldn't be~(Bro1)

(I was pretending to have a watch on my wrist and Bro1 floats up like:) ".......wHaTyAlOoKiN'aT???"(Bro1)

(on the topic of melted chocolate)

"It looks like brownies"(Me).

"It looks like my pants."(Bro1)

(talking to Bro2, referring to me:)

"sHe'S nOt EvEn YoU'rE sIsTeR, bRo!"(Bro1)

"you're like a ravenous cassowary with no home training!" (Bro1)

"aRe YoU tAkInG a PiCtUrE oF mY nIpPlEs?" (Bro1)

"Mom! Dad! that's LUDICROSITY!!!" (Bro1)

"so Bowser's the devil?" (Me) "..........eh..*incoherent mutterings of technical agreement*" (Bro1)

"kill that cow. we need food....no "cow", not "cacao"." (Bro1)

... they are some weird little dudes, but pretty funny. and no context.

#i found these hilarious and this is just daily conversation #i will never tell them im keeping a list of stuff we say that cracks me #they'll never let me live in peace with that ego boost😭 #but they have me dying on the floor with these remarks #sarcastic and dramatic. we taught 'em well😌💅🏾 #my brothers #stuff we say

[fauxintellectual]

I'd probably have "better" grades if I was bit more mainstream and pulled all nighters like every one else

#too bad I love myself just a tad bit too much to sacrifice sleep like that 😌💅🏾✨✨ #rambles by ki

[optimusveddieprime]

Olrox kills colonizers. Am I supposed to hate him?😭😭 I won't. I love him.😌💅🏾

#olrox #olrox castlevania #castlevania nocturne #im on episode 5 #fandom

[suga-kookiemonster]

the amount of expensive girl erasure i'm seeing on twitter is troubling 😩 a lot of y'all are really that new, huh. we're losing recipes 😭

#i refuse to let that song die lmaooooo imma do my part and remind everybody 😌💅🏾🤣 #they need to put THAT in that goddamn book 😂😂😂 #namjoon BEEN talking about sex let's dig into bts history #mine #bae #✨kim tag✨

[laismoura-art]

Bi-Han taking driving lessons with Kuai to strengthen their brotherly bond:

Kuai: Ok so, imagine Hanzo and Harumi are walking down the street.

Bi-Han: Hm-hmm...

Kuai: now, quickly, what do you hit?

Bi-Han: oh, definitely Hanzo, I would never hurt Harumi.

Kuai:

Kuai: The breaks, brother. You hit the breaks!

Bi-Han, disappointed: Oh...

Kuai: Please, don't run over any of my partners.

Bi-Han: I mean, you have 2 of them, it's not like you'll run out or something.

Kuai: BI-HAN!

Bi-Han: Okaaaaaaaay, I promise (not to run over Harumi)

Bi-Han has a soft spot for Harumi. It's canon! Jeremy told me!😌💅🏾🩵🩷

#bi han #kuai liang #harumi shirai #hanzo hasashi #subscorp #subscorprumi #kuairumi #scorpion #sub zero #mortal kombat #mortal kombat incorrect quotes #using incorrect quotes to spread my headcanons