I figured it outβ¦ TK is Carlosβs Mistress/manstress!
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I go out and sit in my car most mornings lately because Iβm still up when the sun rises. Itβs a long story but I do that and I smoke a lil bit and get a lil stoned and just chill ok?
But Iβm TRAPPED now. Because some of my neighbors decided to be outside early and let their kid come hang out by my carβ¦ and they donβt know Iβm here. And the kid is out of their eye line by herself and I donβt want to traumatize the poor kid.
SOS.
HELP. ITS GETTING HOT OUT. AND EVEN MORE HUMID.
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Yo pls donβt tell me a colonoscopy reminds you of me unless you are going for the funniest possible insult I can imagine; gods bless
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yβall ever see the first girl you ever had a crush on from 6th grade post a selfie and it makes your heart flutter because sheβs still so pretty and then you slide up on her story and she says βthank you baby πππβ and it makes your entire day? yea that happened to me β¨π
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When we think of Mario and Peach's chemistry in the games, any rescue scene is usually what comes to mind. But there's one bit of Mareach interaction I just had to talk about because it's honestly one of my all-time favorite moments with these two.
The introduction sequence of Luigi's Mansion 3.
We see our characters on a bus ride, and the two of them are sitting side by side. Peach appears to be laughing at something Mario said, and they're both having a great time. All goes smoothly until Toad swerves to the right, causing the passengers to lose their balance and bump into each other.
It takes them a second to steady themselves, and the first thing Mario does as he opens his eyes again is glance at Peach with a smile. But it's not his trademark grin. His expression is quite softer than usual, and meeker too.
Even rarer still: he then lets out a timid chuckle. Something I've personally never seen him do in any other game. He's being shy, bless him. Not openly flustered or delighted, but actually shy.
And what does Peach do? She returns his smile with a bright and gleeful "Yahoo!". An all too characteristic exclamation that she has undoubtedly borrowed from him over time.
It's a very small and brief moment. But OMG does it say a lot about their dynamic.
It captures everything that I find so very charming and endearing about their unspoken affection, and it's a very good example of how I imagine those calm and blissful moments between them to be like. The moments we never see as players, but which are surely there as well.
I wish there was one instance where we got to fully see what a pleasant and peaceful day was like for them. But if this is the closest thing we're ever going to get, then I'm okay with that.
Because this scene alone is downright adorable and it makes me very happy. ππ
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a tired and disappointed mom
i've been wanting to draw that one tfp concept art for a while, and since my internet decided to implode on itself, i decided to do exactly that to cope π₯²
some silly alternatives under the cut bc i thought they were funny π
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Fellow Travelers will rip your heart out:
(Ugh, ouch, pain; Tim's face in those shots...)
Then immediately cut to:
(Heh, I wasn't expecting the old-married-couple levels of domestic bickering!)
Followed by:
(Lmao, Hawk can be honest and funny?)
And this jab from Tim:
(Oop-)
Tim (and me) at the end of the scene:
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