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Jensen Ackles & Batman | JIB14
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mccoyquialisms ยท 3 days
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for reference the London live show line up was Murph as Kugrash, Emily as Sundry Sydney, Lou as Fabian Seacaster, Zac as Skip, Ally as Pete Conlan and Siobhan as Adaine Abernant (everyone had a buddy!!!). In the words of Lapin, โ€œthis is the worst group of people I have ever met.โ€
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If you type "wait", does your phone automatically predict "and see" next? ๐Ÿ˜‚
Let me find out.
Wait and See.
Yup.
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deniibella ยท 2 days
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Iโ€™ve taken advantage of today's sun to get a little bit of tan๐ŸŒž
Iโ€™m too pale๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Brother Gone ๐Ÿ˜ญโœจ
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BRO I KNOW SILVERS MAGIC IS USEFUL BUT
Put it in to actually play in a senairo itโ€™s pretty funny ๐Ÿ˜‚
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shipping-world1994 ยท 2 days
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*Eli, in full shift, accidentally runs face first into a tree*
Derek and Stiles watching: Yeah, no DNA test needed. He's ours.
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Yall someone on reddit made a list of reverse writing tropes as prompts and I'm losing my damn mind over them:
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I want to write something for each and every one of these. I already have ideas for some of them holy shit I love these ๐Ÿคฃ
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Omg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Max did the last slide in the corner ON PURPOSE ๐Ÿ˜‚
Right before he told GP: Look at the onboard now ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Husk being chronically embarrassed of himself no matter how long theyโ€™ve been together fuels me tbh. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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op81 | best he'll ever write
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summary:ย [ย author!oscarย piastri x f!driver!reader โ€”ย social media au ]ย being the partner and muse of a celebrated author means that fans start connecting the dots sooner rather than later
faceclaim:ย gracie abrams
authorโ€™s note:ย i'm secretly a ya romcom book girlie and i feel like that shows SO MUCH in this fic ๐Ÿ™ˆ delusional for life!
[ masterlist / guidelines / lola's masterlist / series masterlist ]
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geotag: melbourne, australia
yourusername short break down under ๐Ÿจ
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user great race at the australian gp y/n!
โ†ช user first points of the season let's goooo
โ†ช yourusername and hopefully many more to come ๐Ÿ™Œ
logansargeant STRAYAAA ๐Ÿฆ˜๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿฆ˜๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ
โ†ช yourusername VEGEMITE ON TOAST ๐Ÿคค
โ†ช user sometimes i forget that logan and y/n are both gen z ๐Ÿ˜‚
user the puppy is so adorable ๐Ÿฅบ
โ†ช user i wonder whose it is ๐Ÿ‘€ y/n's said that her schedule doesn't allow for pets
oscarpiastri not my birthday cake...
โ†ช yourusername sorry not sorry ๐Ÿ˜‰
โ†ช user who the hell is oscar piastri and why is y/n replying to his comment ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ†ช user don't you talk about my favourite best-selling author like that ๐Ÿคบ
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yourusername can't believe that little kid is now a 3-time nyt best-selling author ๐Ÿฅน so proud of you oscarpiastri ๐Ÿ’— i haven't been able to put eighty-one seconds down ๐Ÿ“– available in bookstores near you!
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user i love how y/n always supports and promotes oscar's books ๐Ÿฅบ
โ†ช user they're so adorable together my heart can't take it
oscarpiastri Thanks for the encouragement. Couldn't have done it without you ๐Ÿ‘
โ†ช yourusername damn right you couldn't have ๐Ÿ˜ค
user okay but who took the photo of y/n ๐Ÿ‘€
โ†ช user i'm betting it was oscar ๐Ÿ˜œ
โ†ช user hello what ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
โ†ช user oh my sweet summer child...
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oscarpiastri Thank you to everyone who's been on this journey with me. Eighty-One Seconds is finally yours and we can't be more happy to share it with you. As many of you have guessed, it is my homage to Y/N and all the time we have spent together. My wife, my love, my heart. I'm grateful that you're in my life. Forgive me for re-using my words, but here's to eighty-one more years together.
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user hold on a damn second ๐Ÿคš his WIFE??? when was this a thing ๐Ÿง
โ†ช yourusername ๐Ÿคญ
โ†ช user give us answers please ๐Ÿ™ i haven't had peace since oscar posted this
yourusername i love you too, oscar jack piastri ๐Ÿค
โ†ช user oh he literally named his mc after himself ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ†ช user GOODBYE??? JACK AS IN HIS MIDDLE NAME??? oh my god they really weren't subtle
williamsracing signed copy when ๐Ÿ˜
โ†ช hachetteaus already on its way ๐Ÿซก
user honestly i'm surprised they managed to hide their relationship for this long ๐Ÿ’€
โ†ช user oh they did NOT we were just blind
โ†ช logansargeant I didn't find out until I got the wedding invitation in the mail ๐Ÿค
โ†ช landonorris i think that's just cause you're oblivious mate ๐Ÿ˜‚
โ†ช logansargeant what???
โ†ช landonorris they literally make out all the time in williams hospitality
โ†ช yourusername lando... ๐Ÿ˜’
user if your man isn't writing a book professing his love for you, what's he doing with his life?
โ†ช user oscar's set the standard ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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"Best husband in the world" award goes to Izuku Midoriya. I head cannon that he NEVER leaves the honeymoon phase, even after having kids!
Wifey is treated like royalty, Always gets gifts, he dresses up for dates bc his wife LOVES it, shows her off in gala's (one red-eyed hero is pissed) even the boys are so sick of seeing the random smooches Izu steals from his wife ๐Ÿ˜‚
Bet Toshi would say "Don't you have enough kids already?" -_-
The poor boy is TIRED
Honestly, I believe in every single syllable that just came out of your mouth.
He never leaves the honeymoon phase. That man is in love from the moment he meets you to the moment he dies.
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If there was one thing that Midoriya Izuku knew that he couldn't get enough of, it was you. His beautiful wife of seventeen years. Everyday, waking up next to you was like a dream and he didn't want to be woken up.
He's enraptured by you and your very being. Even after five boys and you not getting any younger, he's still obsessed with you like you were newly weds.
He keeps every sticky note that you leave on his bento boxes for lunch and has boxes upon boxes of them saved from the years that have gone by. He would never deny anything you made him because it was made by you, his amazing wife, by your loving and gentle hands that he kisses daily.
Izuku honestly still doubts he's that good of a father or a perfect husband either, but he knows he's as good as he can be with you at his side.
You gave him everything that is his world. You made the apartment you both had in the beginning feel like a home. Coming home to your waiting arms and loving expression was what kept his feet moving everyday.
When he was a prohero he often wondered what he was missing in his life. Even though becoming Number One at such a young age and achieving his goal of being the next predecessor of All Might, of owning his own hero agency, millions at his disposal, he only ever felt truly complete when he met you.
You...
Oh dear God, he loved you.
The day he married you was the best day of his life. He had cried the moment he saw you in that beautiful white dress and he had cried when you had both signed the marriage certificate, and he had cried when he had his first dance with you too.
He knew from the first day he met you that he wanted to marry you. He didn't believe in just dating for funsies and wasting your time. No, he wanted you in a sort of way he didn't know how to explain.
He wanted you in way that was to have and to old, in sickness and in health, in life and in death. Knowing that when he looked down at you on your wedding night, when he had you in his arms, your breath heavy and your eyes half lidded, when you stared up at him with such blown out love in your eyes. When he sunk deep inside of you, he knew that your souls would become one and he would never depart from you.
Where you went, he went.
Where you stayed, he would stay.
It's not true what they say about heroes, least not for Izuku. For Izuku would watch the world burn and have you by his side.
"Dad!"
"Hm?" Izuku straightened up as he was lost in thought. Toshinori waved his hand over his face, making sure that his father was still alright. He raised a green eyebrow as he looked up at his father. "Are you alright? You spaced out for a second there."
Izuku looked down at his oldest son. Midoriya Toshinori.
Wow, even just the thought of him having a son still shook him till this day. The thought that he, a man that grew up without a father, who at one point believed he wasn't worth anything more than what other people said he was worth, could have a son.
A son, you gave him.
He could still remember the day you told him that you were pregnant with Toshinori. Izuku had gone to sleep with you in his arms, a hand over your stomach still unbelieving but he was sure he had soaked his pillow because of the tears that left his eyes.
You had blessed him with a gift that he could never even begin to comprehend how uniquely special it was.
"I'm alright." Izuku laughed as he went down the final step of the staircase, having just freshened up. "Have you finished your homework?"
Toshinori nodded his head as he put his hands in his pockets. "Yah but honestly, all that math had me going cross-eyed. I'm having Asahi look at it." He motioned to his younger brother, but a mere eleven.
Asahi adjusted his glasses as he scribbled down on the tablet with a stylus. He scoffed as he lifted his head to look up at his father. "Honestly dad, Toshinori just needs a prayers. Only Jesus can help him now."
"HEY!" Toshinori let out offended as he walked over to where his younger brother was sitting at the table.
Asahi motioned to the tablet. "This is basic maths!"
Toshinori's eyebrows furrowed. "How the hell is this basic maths?! It's grade nine level algebra!"
"As I said, basic maths!"
"Alright Einstein!" Toshinori taunted his younger brother with a look on his face and hands on his hips that reminded Izuku so much of you. "You do it!" He pointed to the screen.
Asahi rolled his eyes as he flipped the screen so that Toshinori could see. "Do you need my glasses, cause I already did!"
His second son, Midoriya Asahi. Honestly, Izuku was sure that in Asahi he saw himself. He saw himself in that kid everyday and he loved every second of it. His second son.
That you gave him.
He was so smart and so bright. A genuine child genius. Although quirkless, he was beyond his years. Izuku loved to sit down with him and watched as his mind thought at the speed of light at a pace that only Izuku could understand because he did that too.
Nothing beat having Asahi on his shoulders as he took him to the Hero Support labs in his Hero Agency. The way that kids eyes widened in awe is something Izuku would treasure forever. Having him interact and ask questions that not even Izuku could understand but was happy to participate regardless.
To think he could ever have such a kid.
"Asahi." He chuckled as he walked over to his second son, putting a hand on his head of green curls. "Be patient with him, remember not everyone learns as fast as you."
Asahi huffed, his cheeks that had light freckles on them puffed but he nodded his head. "Okay." He groaned.
"What are we doing?" Hero asked as he peaked his head over to see the tablet that was on the table. He took one look at the tablet and his face scrunched up. "Ew maths." His reaction made Izuku laugh as he decided to leave his two eldest be. "Dad catch!"
It was a fast throw but Izuku caught it nonetheless. The rugby ball in his hand was firm and in perfect condition, considering he got it for Hero three weeks ago. The kid went through equipment faster than Izuku could break a bone.
Midoriya Hero, although being eight years old, he was entranced with sports and was pretty good at them too, specifically field sports. Izuku felt like somewhere inside himself he was healing the little boy inside of him that never got to play sports with someone, not like the way him and Asahi would play around with a ball in the garden.
Something so precious yet so simple.
Something that was only possible because of you.
Izuku chuckled. "Nice throw. You're getting better, but remember..." He tossed him back the ball, it landing in his arms. "Not playing around inside with the ball."
"Okay." He nodded as he left to go to the sitting room.
"And did you do your homework?" Izuku called back after him.
"Yah! Asahi looked at it."
Izuku turned to his second oldest who shot him a thumbs up, showing that Hero was telling the truth. He hummed with a smile as he moved towards the kitchen where the smell of dinner was spilling out from.
"Daddy!" Running out of the kitchen was his fourth son, Shoyo. He had the brightest little smile on his face as he lifted up a crayon picture for him to see. "Daddy look! I drew you something."
Izuku chuckled as he picked up the little boy. He was the happiest out of all your children together. Even when he cried, he would try to smile. He was like the sun and always filled with giggles. It was why you called him Shoyo, because he smiled even as a newborn.
Izuku knew that such joy in his life could have only been given through you.
"Really? let me see?" He carried the young boy on his hip as he looked down at the drawing. It was a crayon drawing of what he assumed was him in his hero uniform. That or it could be a bunny with a cape.
Shoyo was never really gifted with artistic talent but he tried anyways. And Izuku loved them all.
"Aww, it looks great buddy." He placed a kiss to Shoyo's face. "I love it. Why don't you go put it in my office for me? I can put it right on my desk."
Shoyo's smile grew even wider as he nodded his bushy hair of green curls. "Okay!" Once set down, he went trotting away towards the staircase.
Izuku entered the kitchen and sitting on your hip was Koda, the final sprout in your little garden that was your family. He was a rather shy thing and clung to you like a baby koala, but he sure was the sweetest. He smiled at his father tiredly with a wave of his hand.
He often fell sick easily, but he was such a strong trooper.
He put a hand to his head as he carefully moved the young three year old to be held in his arms instead, allowing you free reign over the kitchen.
Your heavenly voice reached his ears, instantly taking his attention. You smiled as you turned to look up at him. "How was your day, my love?"
His shoulders eased as he moved to step behind you. He rested his head against you briefly, your body just fitting into his perfectly. "I can't complain when I come back home to this everyday." He stated, moving down to kiss your cheek.
You chuckled as you lifted up the spoon for him to taste part of dinner. He opened his mouth, allowing you to feed him to taste. He let out a groan as he nodded his head. You laughed at your husband's antics. "Ready?"
"Definitely." He informed you with a nod of his head. He looked you over as you stood in an apron and fitted sweatpants. He hadn't seen you in those pants in ages and yet they clung to you like a deadly weopon and Izuku was a wounded soldier. His eyes looked you over with shameless obviousness. "Damn, where did these come from?" He asked as he moved to turn you to face him, a hand moving to your ass shamelessly.
You shot up with a heated expression with a squeak. You swatted his chest with little to no intent to actually drive him away. "Izuku! I'm cooking."
"Can't I appreciate my beautiful wife?" He asked with a rested grin on his face as he leaned down closer to you. A soft peck to your lips. "You look gorgeous, honey." His lips met yours again for a longer kiss.
You couldn't help but giggle as you let him kiss you, moving a hand to wrap around him. He always managed to give you butterflies, even now.
Years of being together, of mapping out each other's bodies and memorising everything new and old, and you never got tired of it. Even after five pregnancies and the effect that had on your body, Izuku just craved you more and more. He never asked you to change, and always loved you as you were.
How couldn't he?
You were the reason that he was happy, that he had everything that made him feel like a man.
You made him a husband.
You made him a father.
You made him happy.
Izuku couldn't even begin to think of where to thank you, but he would do so for the rest of his life.
"EW! Dad! Get off of mom!" Toshinori shouted from the table with a scrunched up face.
Hero scrunched up his own face. "That's disgusting."
"Right over our dinner." Asahi shook his head in sheer disappointment.
You separated from you husband with a giggle as he looked to his sons with half annoyance. You turned to grab a serving spoon but Izuku adjusted poor Koda who was resting in his arms as Izuku pointed to his sons. "Hey! This is my wife, okay. I get to kiss her."
"Yah." Toshinori acknowledged. "But she's our mom."
Asahi and Hero nodded their heads in agreement with their older brother.
Izuku frowned before he turned to you. "Y/N, the kids are being mean to me." He complained as he pointed to your three eldest siblings.
You shook your head in a chuckle as you motioned to your sprouts. "Boys, get your homework off the table and set it for dinner please."
"Yes mom."
"And you, mister." You turned to your husband with a pointed look but smiled as you had your hand rest over his chest. You smiled as you reached up and kissed his cheek. "Get Shoyo for me, won't you? And sit down, dinner is ready." You let out softly.
Izuku looked down at you with blown out pupils. "I love you." He whispered down to you.
You giggled. "I love you too, Izuku."
"No, Y/N, I... I love you."
-Glitch1d
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CLARA BOW // charles leclerc
charles leclerc x figureskater!reader
part 2
summary: you're an aspiring olympic gold medalist who just wants to compete and have fun. on the way there, a handsome monegasque f1 driver slides into your dms and changes the trajectory of your life.
note: my first time doing a smau! i've seen and read so many of these that i thought i may as well add one to the pile. there's one tiny error here, and that's the date on some of the tweets: they're in march. winter olympics takes places in february, but i've just decided to ignore it for the sake of the story and pretend that it's in march.
the fc here is mariah bell, but feel free to imagine yourself or whoever you want. comment, like, and reblog if you enjoyed this and want a pt. 2 (maybe with some actual writing in it??)
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y/n l/n Arms up! Ready for the ride of a lifetime!
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nat_.nug y/n looks like a princess!
sk8tergurl95 ok but the way you literally float off the ice!?
graciegold95 good luck! rooting for you! โค๏ธ by author
y/n l/n hello?? my literal inspiration ๐Ÿฅน
cyannnnna the olympic gold medal for ladies' figure skating is coming back to the u.s.! i just know it! โค๏ธ by author
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sportsillustrated Meet Y/N L/N and her Olympic bronze medalist coach Adam Rippon (right), in this snapshot taken outside of the Wagon Wheel Figure Skating Club in Crystal Lake, Illinois, just a month before the winter Olympics commence! L/N, 23 years of age, is the U.S. favorite to win a title in Beijing. In an interview with Sports Illustrated Magazine (link in the bio), L/N talks of her hopes, fears, strengths and weaknesses going into the competition.
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heyitslena thanks for clarifying which one of them adam is, @sportsillustrated ๐Ÿ˜ญ
y/n l/n thanks for having me, guys! an absolute honor to be featured!
lecfosigirlie came here to like a post about my fave figure skater, only to see charles lurking in the likes ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
sharleclair thank god i'm not hallucinating ๐Ÿ˜ญ what is he doing here?
annaisstoopid sometimes i start feeling good about myself, then i remember y/n l/n started casually figure skating at 16, won her first world championship at 20, and is now officially an olympic athlete ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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y/n l/n Hey look itโ€™s me on Instagram again!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just popped on to share some photos of the most amazing experience of my life!! Canโ€™t wait for my turn on the ice next week!! GO USAโค๏ธ thank you all so much for your support, I can feel it all the way over here in China ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ
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cassievilleneuve go bestie go! win this one so i can beat your ass in milano-cortina '26 ๐Ÿ˜‰ โค๏ธ by author
y/n l/n still so sad you couldn't come ๐Ÿ˜ข but i know 2026 is gonna be your year! โค๏ธ by cassievilleneuve
cassievilleneuve the friends that skate together stay together ๐Ÿซก
charles_leclerc that's a nice color jacket ๐Ÿ˜‰โค๏ธ
y/n l/n it is, isn't it? ๐Ÿ˜„
adiforza omg!?
f1wagfr are ya'll seeing this or am i still drunk ๐Ÿ˜ณ
danielricciardo ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€
f1wagfr DANIEL WHAT DO YOU KNOW
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y/n l/n โค๏ธ
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charles_leclerc Smiiiiiiiiiile, P1!! All about that last lap in Q3 and Iโ€™m very happy with the job done today. Canโ€™t wait for tomorrow ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ
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y/n l/n congrats ๐ŸŽ‰ those were some epic moves you pulled off today! i may be an f1 convert โค๏ธ by author
cassievilleneuve muahahahaha mission success!
lenalenalena girl your competition is literally 3 days away how are you finding time to watch a race ๐Ÿ˜ญ
charles_leclerc thank you so much ๐Ÿ˜Š although it does not compare to skating and jumping on ice
y/n l/n i'm sure that's not true! there must be so much training that goes into driving like that if you lose weight every time you compete!
charles_leclerc the training can be pretty intense ๐Ÿ˜„ would you like to come and see?
lecfosigirlie asdfhergerkfje!!!
amylovescharlie ladies and gentlemen we've lost him ๐Ÿ˜ญ
ferrarifurlyfe charles rizzclerc!?!?
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Lights, camera, bitch, smile
Part 18 of the Lando Norris x fakegirlfriend!reader social media au
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A/N: The way the plot has changed no less than 4 times this weekend ๐Ÿ˜‚ thanks Lando for this emotional rollercoaster. Thank you also to the person who said Lando and Y/N were giving Alchemy vibes, you inspired me a lil. I hope you like this part. If you donโ€™t you can blame Lando. ๐Ÿซถ
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Today was a pretty chill day after a loong week of work๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ด
It was very cloudy here in Spain todayโ˜๏ธ so i decided to just chill all dayโœจ
How was your day?๐Ÿค—
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the world - l.n
Warnings: sad Lando (turns happy)
Pairing: Lando Norris x fem!reader
Summary: Lando pretends heโ€™s lost his job at McLaren to see Y/N reaction
โ€œAlright chat,โ€ Lando whispered into his mic, โ€œtime for the pranks to begin,โ€. Tucking his camera into his pocket, making sure the viewers could actually see the whole encounter, he walked into your main bedroom, changing his face immediately to one of sadness. โ€œHi baby,โ€ you smiled at your boyfriend, totally oblivious to the recording. โ€œHi,โ€ he said, ignoring your attempt to kiss him, making him frown. โ€œLando, is everything okay?โ€ you asked, immediately putting your book down and tilting his face towards you. Lando could just imagine how the stream would be flooded with comments just at the mere action. โ€œI have to tell you something,โ€ he sighed, his acting was superb. โ€œAnything, Lan, Iโ€™m here for you, what is it?โ€ you hummed, as he rested his head on your shoulder, sniffing to hide his laugh.
โ€œMcLaren. They donโ€™t want me anymore,โ€ he said, getting straight to the point, โ€œI get if you donโ€™t wanna date me anymoreโ€ฆโ€. You scoffed, ending his sentence right there. โ€œLando. Thatโ€™s so stupid, McLaren are stupid for that. Theyโ€™re so, so, so stupid, and I wouldnโ€™t break up with you for that,โ€ you said, tilting his head up.
โ€œI love you for YOU,โ€ you said, bringing your lips to his as he set his phone down on the bed, โ€˜convenientlyโ€™ with the camera to both of you. โ€œReally?โ€ he said, carrying on his act. โ€œYeah, of course. You can work as a flipping male model in gucci for all I care. Actually, maybe D&G, I hate gucci,โ€ you corrected, hugging him tightly. โ€œY/N, Y/N, I canโ€™t,โ€ he starting laughing, making you frown. Heโ€™d been close to tears seconds ago.
โ€œWhat?โ€ you asked, confused. โ€œIt was a prank. Fuck I feel horrible, love,โ€ he frowned as you laughed. โ€œI know it was, Lando, I knew it would be,โ€ you rolled your eyes, making HIM frown. โ€œHow?โ€ he asked, raising an eyebrow. โ€œOh please, I have a better relationship with McLaren than you do, they basically keep you for me. And even if they did fire you, theyโ€™d tell me first, so they can make sure Zak and Andrea can run quick enough,โ€ you shook your head, now giggling.
โ€œYou bitch!โ€ he gasped, punching your arm as you cackled. โ€œYouโ€™re not fooling me with that little camera either, Norris,โ€ you grinned, making him cross his arms. โ€œYouโ€™re never getting the better of me,โ€ you added, โ€œplus, Iโ€™m on your stream,โ€ you showed him your phone, making his roll his eyes. โ€œYouโ€™re not that close with McLaren, are you?โ€ he asked, breaking the silence. You handed him your phone, opening instagram as he opened the DMs.
mclaren
m - no way did he think he was slick w that lil prank ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ
y/n - he gotta try harder frfr ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
m - watching the stream now smh
y/n - he need an Oscar for that acting icl
m - we alr gave him one ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ
y/n - like what u done there lmaooooo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
m - little does he know, im ur most texted ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
y/n - Iโ€™m only w him for u ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
m - ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ
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Saw a post where someone wasn't sure if Tim being good at computers was a fanon thing or not and friend I am happy to inform you that he's been a computer/tech guy from some of his earliest appearances in the comics.
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Detective Comics (Vol. 1) #620 (Rite of Passage part 4) - immersed in the ~web~
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Robin II: The Joker's Wild #3 - tabletop roleplaying games and spending hours in the basement on the computer - not beating the geek allegations on these fronts, Timmy
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Detective Comics (Vol. 1) #676 - Dick was more into traditional detective work and tended to outsource the computer stuff in these days
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Batman (Vol. 1) #514 (Prodigal part 10) - hackin' through all the garbage and garble
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Robin (1993) #33 - Robin sneaking in and connecting Oracle with the baddies' mainframe so she can do her thing and steal all their data >:)
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Nightwing (1996) #6 - "no you're really talented and well suited to be Robin." "no, you." "no, YOU!"
Tim is definitely not as good as Babs/Oracle, but he's certainly her back-up for computer work in the 90's batfam. They're tech buddies and Robin!Tim is her little assistant sometimes, it's super cute:
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Birds of Prey (1999) #19 - happy to play with big sister's fancy high-powered toys
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Legends of the Dark Knight (1989) #125 - real cute kid
And Dick will hand off computer jobs to his little brother when he doesn't want to bother Babs ๐Ÿ˜‚ (that outsourcing I mentioned):
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Nightwing (1996) #68 - examine them pixel by pixel, eh? welp, sounds like a job only you can do, Timbo, you got this buddy, byyyyeeeee
And then when he'd grown up and been doing this for years, he leveled up accordingly, and did stuff like use his access to the League of Assassins computers to overload the generators in every base he could find, etc. etc.
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Red Robin (2009) #8 - yeah that was pretty dumb of you Ra's :)
So yeah, it was a bit of a specialty of Tim's, in large part because he was introduced just at the turn into the 90's, when personal computers were really starting to take off and become widespread. (Robins gotta be cutting edge and all)
Of course, by no means does it follow that the other Bats suck at computers (there is no 'smart one' they are all incredibly smart and capable). This is especially true as reboots and the sliding timescale of comics have moved the DC characters into modern times, where computers run the world and everyone grows up with one in their pocket. The baseline familiarity and expertise that everyone can be expected to have is just much, much higher these days.
It gets exaggerated in fanon as all character traits do, but computer guy Tim is definitely not something just made up out of whole cloth :)b
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