#🔸 distorted renegade ➤ giratina.

[gardenofgods]

The OG milf, goth titty gf, and girlboss.

#🔸 distorted renegade ➤ giratina. #🌸 status. #she's done it all. honestly? she deserves these Ws after all she's been thru #paving the way for all women to flourish in life <3

[gardenofgods-a]

“I’m just an insufferable bitch no matter where I am.”

#🔸 distorted renegade ➤ giratina. #✨ dashviewing. #gira looking @ her genshin self commit atrocities: good for her

[gardenofgods]

The progenitor of Big Titty Goth GFs.

#🔸 distorted renegade ➤ giratina. #🌸 dashviewing. #suggestive #we're already on the trend today of gira being gira so u know. dash topic only fuels it #this is why she struggled w the nurse outfit 😔 the only person who might out-titty her is ho oh #when arceus isnt around she is 150% more out of pocket. dont gotta worry about idiot dad

[gardenofgods]

“... I haven’t even thought about a costume. Fuck. There was way too much going on a couple of months ago, when I normally think about what to wear, and then I get too engrossed in Ely’s birthday plans-”

#🔸 distorted renegade ➤ giratina. #🌸 open. #around the time when she thinks abt her costume was when arceus beat the shit out of her bf so u kno. #gira: quick give me ideas. sexy is preferred AND encouraged.

[gardenofgods]

tfw you realize your boyfriend is about to get seriously injured, maimed, and bloodied

#🔸 distorted renegade ➤ giratina. #🌸 crack. #violence tw #the only noise playing in her ears rn is tv static and blood curdling screams #gira remembering how dialga told her not to rush into things and get hurt anymore: respectfully im going to have to ignore that #ill do a more serious post i just genuinely have no idea how she's going to actually react or anything. im so scared #there are two bastards in my head. one is angry. the other is. well. gira. i dont know how to describe her feelings in words rn

[gardenofgods]

“Do you remember the Flower Incident forty-five years ago?”

“You mean when I took one of the flowers out of the Distortion World because I didn’t think anything would happen? And then everything around the flower started flinging around and colliding, but nothing was actually breaking? And we decided to just throw shit at it for fun, and then there was so much piled up that all of the objects just kind of hung weirdly suspended like they were frozen in time, but still had the momentum despite being still? And eventually, I just started flinging antimatter at it to try and get it to go away but it didn’t work, and then we had to get Arceus to get rid of it? And then he spent the next fifty-five minutes beating my ass in for bothering him and wasting his time?”

“Exactly. That’s why I believe you about the pickles.”

#🔸 distorted renegade ➤ giratina. #🌸 npc: elys. #🌸 status. #i will never let go of any of this for as long as i live. disappearing pickles

[gardenofgods]

“Making a sandwich isn’t even hard. It’s two slices of bread, and whatever the fuck else you want in between.” Drops three pickles onto the plate. Watches them disappear.

“... What the fuck.”

#🔸 distorted renegade ➤ giratina. #🌸 status. #i cant get this out of my heaad no matter what i try #my misfortune is just a new idea for her #gira: #gira: i think this plate might be connected to the distortion world. or i just fucked up something bad in the universe-

[gardenofgods]

She doesn’t think she’ll be able to be grumpy around Christmas time this year in good conscious.

#🔸 distorted renegade ➤ giratina. #🌸 status. #me thinking about how this christmas might be the best christmas she'll ever have.... #she has her own full little family now 🥺 #no more being bitter about not ever having a happy christmas as a kid.... time to appreciate the present #just something ive thought abt today

[gardenofgods]

“Why does everyone here have such shitty dads? What is going on??”

#🔸 distorted renegade ➤ giratina. #🌸 dashviewing. #gira vc full offense but did no one learn anything from seeing arceus. what the fuck. lugia im going to beat your ass in

[gardenofgods]

Forever having that guilt of (accidentally) killing a child.

#🔸 distorted renegade ➤ giratina. #🌸 dashviewing. #death tw #child death tw #even tho dawn annoys the absolute hell out of gira. she never would have wanted to kill her #makes her feel like her dad in a weird way. that guilt will stick with her forever #even if dawn doesnt blame giratina for it. god. they just need to have a long sit down convo LMAO

[gardenofgods]

“I am literally too fucking angry to die, and that’s not a joke. That, and spite keep me going.”

#🔸 distorted renegade ➤ giratina. #🌸 dashviewing. #im not even gonna lie. im gonna be thinking about that family part from that result for the rest of my life #never have i seen anything to perfectly sum up her entire existence. and its not even her brother's faults!! it's all arceus!!!!!

[gardenofgods]

@alibraryofsouls​:

local ice dragon flops into the snow for fun

... Well. At least someone was getting some fun out of it. Normally when this happened (which was admittedly quite a lot) her kids and the other ghosts would mess around in it for a little bit. Never for too long though, and then Giratina would just vacuum it all up and dump the contents back outside. Something told her Kyurem might get a bit more enjoyment out of it than most, likely given his typing.

God, he was so cute.

#alibraryofsouls #🔸 distorted renegade ➤ giratina. #ok. alright. hold on- 😭 #i just had to respond to this. this is so adorable 🥺

[gardenofgods]

She left the windows open during the night, and now there’s snow all over inside the house.

#🔸 distorted renegade ➤ giratina. #🌸 status. #it's been unseasonably cold here #it's like. 60 in the house rn ghuoooo #not as bad as gira's house likely is rn. probably like fucking 20 degrees. but im dying. my hands are perpetually cold

[gardenofgods]

Wearing booty shorts with the text ‘attack and dethrone god’ written on the ass.

#🔸 distorted renegade ➤ giratina. #🌸 dashviewing. #if she doesnt wear this during her usurping attempt im quitting #also a crop top w 'god's greatest sinner' written on the front

[gardenofgods]

Drinking a big gulp full of 5 hour energy.

#🔸 distorted renegade ➤ giratina. #🌸 open. #i actually feel shockingly awake for only having slept for like. 3-4 hours #but im sure by noon im going to be dying :') #today i can relate to gira and her lack of sleep on a personal level

[gardenofgods]

“Halloween is forever in the Distortion World.”

#🔸 distorted renegade ➤ giratina. #🌸 dashviewing. #one simple trick to get forever halloween: go to the dw (at your own risk)