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Fester: Where’re Gomez and the kids?
Morticia: They’re playing hide and seek.
Fester: Where?
Morticia: Dear Uncle Fester, I don’t think you quite understand how this game works.
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newkatzkafe2023 · 3 months
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Wukong Verse incorrect quotes # 20!!!!!! THE GENDERBEND SPECIAL 🥳 My Circus My MONKEY QUEENS👸👰‍♀️🐒
(M/N) was Folding laundry when the news came on
(Reporter) Breaking News a group of Unusual and poorly dressed Females have been reeking havoc and causing mass destruction in-📰
(M/N)(Nervous) Don't say New York, Don't say New York, Don't say New York 😰😰😰
(Reporter) New Jersey Authorities have yet to discover the identities of the Perpetrators-
(Male Y/N)( Relieved) phew not my Circus not my monkey Wives😅
Then the Monkey Queens appears On the camera footage 🎥 🎞
(Lmk Sunny Wukong) I hate to alarm anybody but There's an 80% chance that this bomb will explode 😥
(Nezha Reborn Sunny Wukong) Considering everything that happened this weekend this is pretty minor to me🤭
(MQ Reborn Sunny Wukong) Just 80% pathetic👿
(Netflix Sunny Wukong) I'm more worried about the monster trucks we Crashed😱
(HIB Sunny Wukong) the monster trucks we the sung in the boston harbor or the monster trucks we Crashed in maine???🤨🤨🤨
(Netflix Sunny Wukong) Yes 😯
(Lmk Sunny Wukong) wait I don't remember Crashing a Monster Truck🤔
(HIB Sunny Wukong) of course you don't you were to busy trying to put out the fire you and MQ Reborn Wukong caused😑
(Lmk Wukong) Oh yeah I Forgot😲
(MQ Reborn Sunny Wukong) Really I expect this Elderly memory from Nezha Wukong but you?
(Nezha Reborn Sunny Wukong) The hell you mean Elderly Memory?!?!
(Lmk Wukong) Ladies what about the bomb?!?!?💣😨
(Netflix Sunny Wukong) Oh yeah I took Care of it😄😄😄
(The Wukongs) What???🤨🤨🤨🤨
Then suddenly an abandoned building exploded💥💥💥
(Netflix Sunny Wukong) See???😁👍
(Lmk Sunny Wukong) Oh man (M/N) is gonna have a serious Cow!!!!🤯😱
(HIB Sunny Wukong) Everybody scattered they can't get us all at once!!!😬😬😬
The Monkey Queens ran in different directions as the Camara went off 🎥
(M/N)(Crying in a Fetal position) My Circus 🎪 My monkeys 🐒 My Circus 🎪 My Monkeys 🐒
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solivagant-muse · 1 year
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Did some dumb little prompts with my slasher ocs.
The Incorrect Quote Generator website if anyone is interested: 🎞
Iris at Finley: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
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Iris: Fool me once, I’m going to kill you.
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Finley: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Finley: *punches wall*
Finley:
Finely: Take me to the hospital.
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Finley: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Iris: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Finley: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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Finley: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Iris: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.
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Iris: I’m going to take you out.
Finley: great, it’s a date!
Iris: I meant that as a threat.
Finley: See you at five!
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Iris: It’s dark in here
Finley: Don’t worry dude I got this
Finley: *Stomps his feet*
Finley: *Skechers light up*
The Patron: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering. Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest.' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
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The Patron: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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The Patron: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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The Patron: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
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The Patron: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them.
Odile, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! And I still can’t find a boo.
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Odile: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
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Odile: Goodnight, Moon. Goodnight, tree. Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
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Odile: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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Odile: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Someone: You would eat yourself?
Odile: I wouldn’t even question it
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soccerpunching · 8 months
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Favorite Own Posts
By LoreoftheFritz
Last Updated: Oct. 26, 2023
✨ - newly added 📸 - posts with pictures 💫 - other people's post I added in 💌 - others added things in my post (ty!!) 💐 - asks i sent to others or sent to me 🤣 - unserious/funny things 🎞 - from my liveblogs 🖇 - crossposted on my other masterlist ~ 🌸 - long-term personal project 🪨 - post/writing under 100 words 🌱 - post/writing under 200 words 🌷 - post/writing under 500 words 🌻 - post/writing under 1k words 🌺 - long post
Ideas
teeth-rotting engoukidou chilling fluff 🌱
OC I added on the tags (I will post him someday) 🪨
Kidou and Hecate dynamic 📸🪨
Kira Hiroto gets reincarnated in the og timeline 💐🌷
All Stars as soon as Gouenji gets home 💐🪨
Reverse harem romcom-esque IE retelling 🌷
HCs about the girls as an adult that i haven't talked abt yet (i'll go back to this) 🪨
Kidou should call in gay to work
Fudou adopting kusaka
Random Imagines
Endou not immune to mcdonalds
When Kidou isn't sobber
og Casts in "this could have been an email" scenarios
Engoukidou ship dynamic 📸
Engoukidou cute mood
My Old Man Yaoi and their children
Teikoku's collective gay awakening 💌
just text that says "adult natsumi in a ponytail"
Unfulfilled wish of natsumi as chairperson
Weirdest Chairman ever
I want the managers to be violent
HaruNatsu
TouRika & lesbian!KoguHaru vibe
Why I want Kidou to be short
Break trio w "solving everything w soccer"
Inazuma Eleven casts interacting with the Haikyuu casts
Fun, Personal, Helpful, or Fandom Posts
Fun: Endou is a butch woman
Fun: Gouenji made an igloo for cats 💫
Fun/Fandom: Inazuma Eleven is a Weird Show: V1 💌🤣 || V2 💌
Fun: GouKidou line that exploded me
Fun: Endou audhd poll 💐
Fun/Personal: I'm a well-adjusted individual
Fun: HiroMido Family (w Kariya) Crack Family Drama
Fun: Incorrect Quote w engoukidou living together
Fun: Kidou is the pointing meme
Personal: I think about Kageyama a lot
Fun/Personal: Home brewing my adult yuri
Fun: Anything is possible in the inazuma eleven universe if you're not a coward
Fun/Fandom: og manager mono sapphic ship poll
Fun: Thank you endou inazuma eleven for giving me autism
Fun: Fandom daily reminder
Personal: I appreciate this fandom
Personal: My tumblr sexyman
Fun: I forgot to include cishets in my stories
Fandom: autistic inazuma eleven blog origin
Fun/Personal: Filipino bread opinions
Fun/Personal: You can trust my takes
-> Incorrect Quotes:
Fun: Incorrect Quote w Break Trio & Raimon 11 (Go)
Fun: Incorrect Quote w Kidou & Endou
-> Fun? Gouenji posting:
Let's make fun of Gouenji 💌
My wife is so beautiful! 💌
Personal: Autistic Gouenji 💌
Gouenji as Ken from the Barbie Movie 2023
Gouenji is a little loser
Personal: pspsps me with one simple trick
Gouenji projecting on kidou
Gouenji Blorbo Bingo
Personal: Trying to resist making a Hans clone
Please dont date Gouenji
Gouenji, my personal entertainment
Gouenji's fire tornado therapy
-> Helpful posts:
Fandom (from mutual): Mammon's google drive link for inazuma eleven movies and episodes 💫
Fandom: We can have different opinions
Fandom: Block everyone you find uncomfortable
-> Fandom ask games
Fun: Lightning Bolt Ask Game
Fun (from mutual): Marmolao's fandom ask game
-> Personal: Aggressively Compassionate Crows <3
First | Second | Third | Fourth | Fifth | Sixth | Seventh | Eighth - andrew | with memes | Ninth | Tenth | Eleventh | Twelfth | Thirteenth | Fourteenth | Fifteenth | Sixteenth | Seventeenth | Eighteenth | Nineteenth - hunternugget | Twentieth | Twenty-first - hunternugget | Twenty-second | Twenty-third | Twenty-fourth | Twenty-fifth | Twenty-sixth | Twenty-seventh
Fandom: Autistic headcanons are canon
-> Crossposted on other fandoms:
Personal: Kind of autistic I'm obsessed with
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Live-Blogging Tags
#fritz disconnected live blogging - all liveblogs
#1.001 - 1 for the season number and 001 for the episode number. || Season number equivalent: 1 - og ep 1-127; 2 - inago; 3 - CS; 4 - galaxy; 5 - ares; 6 - orion
Tags that now existed: #1.001
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Other Inazuma Eleven Masterlist: - Fanfiction, OCs, and WIPs Masterlist - Hissatsu Techniques Headcanon Masterlist - General Headcanons - Observations and Analyses
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Joel: *runs towards Wednesday with open arms*
Wednesday: *dodges*
Joel: Hey, why’d you move?
Wednesday: I thought you were going to attack me.
Joel: I was going to hug you!
Wednesday: Why would you hug me?
Joel: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?!
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Joel: You remind me of the ocean.
Wednesday: …because I’m deep and mysterious??
Joel: No, because you’re full of salt and you scare people.
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Ophelia: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.
Gomez: Why not 24/7?
Ophelia: Snack breaks.
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Wednesday: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Gomez: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!
Wednesday: No! Four to five seconds!
Gomez: TOO LATE!!!
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Fester: How would you kids like to do something for money? :)
Pugsley, Wednesday, Joel, and Pubert: *glance at each other*
Wednesday: Can we have some details first?
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Lurch: *puts down “A” and groans* A…
Wednesday: I’ll add onto your “A” to make “AT”.
Thing: *adds “R” to make “RAT”*
Pugsley: I’m gonna add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”.
Thing: *flips the board*
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Pubert: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Pugsley: Not if they consent to it.
Wednesday: Depends on whom you’re stabbing.
Joel: YES!!?
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Ophelia: Dandelions symbolise everything I want to be in life.
Morticia: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Ophelia: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Gomez: Edible.
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Joel: I find it very unseemly of your uncle Fester to start dating again. Isn’t the customary period of mourning ten years?
Wednesday: Die. Let’s find out.
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Wednesday: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what the infant will and will not eat.
Pugsley: Grass? Yes!
Wednesday: Moss? Yes.
Pugsley: Leaves? Ohh, yes!!
Wednesday: Shoelaces? Strange but true.
Pugsley: Worms? Sometimes!
Wednesday: Rocks? Usually nah.
Pugsley: Twigs? Usually!!
Wednesday: Cousin Itt’s cooking? Inconclusive.
Joel: How did you…test this?
Pugsley: You just hand him stuff and say “eat this”. If he eats it, he eats it.
Joel: …I don’t know how to feel about this.
Fester: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT
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Gomez: So you like cats?
Morticia: Yes. :)
Gomez: *tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Wednesday: *gives Joel a bouquet*
Joel: You know I’m allergic.
Wednesday: That’s the point.
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