#🅱️ontent

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🅱️ontent and now mario renzi has straight up just posted the perfect contour of lewis’s ass I hate it here

#please leave me alone #lewis hamilton #f1 #I’m too vulnerable

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ok THIS one is 100% a cry for help

#based on real events #is there a support group for this #pocket frogs anonymous when #i have almost zero responsibilities this week and i am still somehow falling behind because Hop In Pond #pocket frogs BARELY qualifies as a game too i explained it to my bf bc he was like ‘hey are u good u haven’t moved in 3 hours’ #and after i showed him p much every feature of the app he just went ‘yeah there’s something deeply wrong with you’ #i have nothing to say for myself i simply need to get every possible frog or ill die #🅱️ontent

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Thank you for your Bono tag 😭 I’m newly down bad for that old man to a degree that’s frankly terrifying, I’m glad it’s not just me. I’ve been fed 😌

OH DARLING ANON, I'M SO GLAD YOU ARE HERE WITH US NOW IN THE HYPERBARIC CHAMBER OF LUST FOR SOME FUCKIN GUY

If you haven't already, you must check out @still-we-rise (source of much 🅱️ontent, i think i've reblogged most of her blog) and of course my beloved @husbono who puts into words the most vivid and powerful feelings of wanting to lie on, shake, devour, and otherwise terrorize that hefty middle-aged man who is a lightning rod for all my basest desires

I SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU, i am shocked daily by the new levels of down bad that I am for pete bonnington, i didn't know my little brain was capable of feeling this way, but then again, i've never seen a man shaped like a mack truck before, so

#anon #WE are down bad for that old man to a degree that's frankly terrifying #AND WE ARE NOT ALONE... #ask

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I just landed in nyc and there’s 🅱️ONTENT TO GREET ME??

#txt

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🅱️ontent but at what cost

#Monaco 2023

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so i’ve been conducting some field research

#🅱️ontent #batfam #tim drake #red robin #i might be able to replace ‘tumblr’ with ‘fandom’ #i however i haven’t ventured far from base camp and imho there’s nothing on fandomtwitter that’s worth having to go on fandom twitter #and i actually suspect this might be a tumblr-specific phenomenon #as in like if i was going in uninitiated and you gave me a quick rundown of all the robins and their stories #i’d guess tim as the tumblr favorite right out of the gate #cause ok look i don’t mean anything bad by this #but tumblr has a type #and the other robins (that i know of at this point) all have at least one disqualifying trait #for those wondering those traits are in order: #1. not angsty enough 2. not repressed enough 3. girl and 4. not soft enough #this isn’t to say any individual batfam fan on this site won’t have a different favorite #or that the things i listed have anything to do with any given person’s Tim Favoritism if he is their fave #individual people are unknowable but tumblr as a collective is predictable #and it really likes emotionally guarded underdog types with non-physical standout traits who seem .5 seconds from a breakdown at all times #or would at least be very justified in being .5 seconds from a breakdown at all times for reasons canon seems determined to gloss over

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I Like My New Hobby A Normal Amount

#🅱️ontent #guys it’s so fun it’s so much fun oh my god #i did that video in like two days and that included learning how to use editing software and pirate youtube videos #and yes i basically pulled an all nighter #i mean i got some hours i’m fine i just was too excited to go to bed

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you would not believe what i’ve managed to develop strong feelings about today

#🅱️ontent #yes my tendency to make memes instead of communicating like a human person is getting out of hand shut up #anyway if you don’t know what i’m talking about for a fun time try asking a bunch of people to do this #specifically frame it as a challenge to pick a number from 1-100 that the least amount of other people have picked

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whenever one of my non-art posts hits 10k

#🅱️ontent #one of the things i find genuinely baffling about twitter is the fact that any tweets ever go viral #like you can delete them and then they are Actually gone #and people just sit there and let their post live

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it’s called teamwork

#🅱️ontent #she’s the real mvp here #every few months i’m on about something new and i drag her into it #and if that wasn’t bad enough she’s the only one who ever does the assigned reading

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ok listen,

#🅱️ontent #IM SORRY #i need to stop #no more batshitposting until i unmelt my brain

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#🅱️ontent #damian wayne: he is *supposed* to be hurled like the “a football” #your first instinct upon seeing his smug little face is Correct #the science is clear on this

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status report

#🅱️ontent #*i draw something* ugh why does it look like i drew this #actually writers probably have this too #honestly i do not check if the memes i make have already been done #this account is a self contained biome inhabited exclusively by own nonsense and i only see things that tap on the glass

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this is all i use procreate for anymore i’m sorry

#🅱️ontent #my dear followers i implore you #take my idiotic offerings and go in peace #toph #atla #a sudden burning need to create dumb shit is the closest i get to inspiration these days #when will my brain cells return from war

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this is a cry for help

#i might need a tag for the dumbass memes i make #🅱️ontent #lets go with that #anyway so yeah this isn’t an exaggeration #i tried to draw yesterday and couldn’t remember where eyes go #starting to think i might be experiencing consequences for my lack of self care #which is some bs if you ask me #an outrage