#《 ᴏxғᴏʀᴅꜱ 》 ― ic.

[unnwin-a]

Bug boyDa ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Bug boy Da ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di

❝      yeah alright .     could do with some other lyrics ,  though .   somethin’  about how strong ‘n fit I am .      ❞

#《 ᴏxғᴏʀᴅꜱ 》 ― ic. #kjfhdkjfhk #anonymous #anon #asks

[eggsyarchived]

❛    ahh ,  fuck ,  I dropped my burger .    shit .    ❜      this is probably ,   probably ,  why Harry and Merlin don't approve of Mcdonalds on the job .   no other reason for it ,  Galahad reasons with himself ,  holding a hand out for a serviette .    Doran was always more than equipped to handle Eggsy’s  professional shortcomings .

@theeldestsun    /    s.

#《 ᴏxғᴏʀᴅꜱ 》 ― ic. #《 ɢᴀʟᴀʜᴀᴅ 》 ― ii. #Eggsy pls. #skjfkjfhskf #true stress is remembering a starter call #from ages ago #scrolling through the likes #and trying to remember who you've written one for already #because i'm a dumby who doesn't write them in order !!!!! #theeldestsun

[unnwin-a]

❝      what the fuck .      ❞         said in a very matter - of - fact tone ,  as if his awe is something obvious ,  concrete ,  as real as the furniture strewn about in the middle of the woods .   walks slowly past a wardrobe ,  broken ,  a door ,  broken ,  a mirror   ---   shattered .   

and instinctively ,  protectively ,  picks up JB ,  who had grown tired of his walk and rolled over onto Eggsy's shoes anyway .   part of him wants to retreat   (   and knows full well he should ,  given his penchant for finding trouble  )   . . .   but he proceeds ,  curiosity and kingsman training at his hands ,  should he really need it .

                         @herhaunt​​    /    s.

#《 ᴏxғᴏʀᴅꜱ 》 ― ic. #《 ɢᴀʟᴀʜᴀᴅ 》 ― ii. #herhaunt #lmk if u want smth different im completely winging i #t

[unnwin-a]

🎶 bug boy (da da da da da) 🎶 bug boy (da da da da da) 🎶 bug boy (da da da da da)

❝      fuck yeah    !     you know what ,  I reckon it’s about time I got a theme tune .     none of them other avengers have one .      ❞

#《 ᴏxғᴏʀᴅꜱ 》 ― ic. #totes dropping this in Jake's tag #antlang #anonymous #anon #asks

[unnwin-a]

❝      shit ,  what’s Asgard like    ?     I bet it’s beautiful ,  like everyone from Asgard ,      ❞        if you're anything to go by ,     is all but implied ,  and Eggsy looks like a kid at Disneyland for the first time   ---------------   is still a kid in many ways ,  but child - like fascination with this avenger is counteracted by the fact that he's currently taking care of his baby sister ,  Daisy ,  who gargles and wriggles about in his arms .   jogs her lightly ,  once ,  twice ,  at a pace that seems to settle her ,  but not even Daisy's disturbances can wipe the grin off Eggsy's face .   it’s THOR ,  the God of Thunder   ---   round his ends    !

❝      what   -------------   what’re you doin’ back  ‘ere     ?      ❞

                         @gildedruins​​    /    s.

#《 ᴏxғᴏʀᴅꜱ 》 ― ic. #gildedruins #eggsy : aggressive hearteyes

[unnwin-a]

omg bruv u don’t have to cuss at me

eggsy :   why ,  u allergic or wot

#《 ᴏxғᴏʀᴅꜱ 》 ― ic. #:///// #eggsy vc: is like breathing to me innit #swallowedblood #asks

[unnwin-a]

slurred words

he's proper sloshed .   fuckin'  hammered .   speech punctuated by occasional hiccups  : 

❝      Loki ,  was it    ?       's that their name   ?      well fit ,  but  ---   bit of a dick'ead .   turned me into  spinch ,   the wanker .      what   ?    yeah ,  's what I said .        sp .      spin - ch .    

but like   ...   reckon they're   ...   92 per cent into me .   a little bit .   and what's with the horns    ?    they make Loki look like   ...   wossat guy from Dragonball Z ,  the one with the horns    ?    that one .      ❞    

                         @liesmth    /    p.   /   sel.

#《 ᴏxғᴏʀᴅꜱ 》 ― ic. #meme #this has to be a shitpost surely #liesmth #asks

[unnwin-a]

restless energy that starts somewhere at his shoulders ,  tension evident ,  working its way through his body   ------------------   evident in the way Eggsy taps his foot lightly against the wooden floor ,  the way he toys with the drawstrings of his hoodie like a cat determined to best a piece of tassle .   this is stupid ,  he wants to say ,  and wants to walk out of this empty pub right now ,  eyes averted .   but Brandon believes in this stuff ,  and Eggsy thought it only polite to go along with it .       silence ,  eventually broken ,  awkward murmurs barely audible beneath scraping of bar stools and conversation from scattered patrons .

❝      I heard you could talk to the dead   ...   is that true     ?      ❞

                         @archivars​​    /    s.

#《 ᴏxғᴏʀᴅꜱ 》 ― ic. #archivars #I chose thana uwu #lmk if this works #no worries at all if u would prefer a different starter

[unnwin-a]

❝      alright ,  Grace    ?      ❞         grins ,  grateful to get away from the shitty flat ,  especially given mum's recent company .   flops down on the couch ,  shoes on the table ,  and sighs ,  content   ----------   nodding to the glass  (  and more importantly ,  the drink   )  in Grace's hand .        ❝      share some ,  will you    ?     I don't have enough for the pub ,  haven’t been in ages .      ❞

                         @univaers​​    /    s.

#《 ᴏxғᴏʀᴅꜱ 》 ― ic. #eggsy being a little shit as per usual #get him in line grace #dkfjdhkfjd #univaers

[unnwin-a]

❝      shit ,      ❞        mumbles ,  dizzy as he tries to roll onto his stomach ,  a sudden surge in pain convincing him otherwise .   did someone hit him   ?   did he fall while running away   ?   why was it all a blur   ?  becomes distinctly aware that there's someone else in the room with him ,  and squints at the blurred figure ,  eyes struggling to adjust to the dark .

❝      wh   ...   what happened   ?   'n who are you    ?      ❞

                         @wolverinc​​    /    s.

#《 ᴏxғᴏʀᴅꜱ 》 ― ic. #save him from some dumb shit pls #wolverinc

[unnwin-a]

‘ you grew up here, got beat up here, and i hope beat someone up too. ’

smiles ,  knowingly .    a new man ,  a new suit ,  a new car ,  and he drives Clara round what used to be his ends and feels like he's living someone else's life .    as if any moment now ,  he'll feel a hand clamp down on his shoulder ,  firm and resolute ,  and wake up to find he was just drifting ,  playing stupid games in a dreamworld .    he expects it  ;   this surreal life won't last .  turns a corner ,  speaking as he drives ,  scanning the premises for people he knows ,  and people he'd prefer to avoid .      

❝      yeah   ...   I got into a lot of fights ,      ❞     he murmurs ,  adding truthfully  :       ❝      but I didn't get to lay a finger on 'em as often as i'd have liked .      ❞

                         @venturousheart​    /    some meme.

#《 ᴏxғᴏʀᴅꜱ 》 ― ic. #《 ɢᴀʟᴀʜᴀᴅ 》 ― ii. #meme #venturousheart #asks

[unnwin-a]

‘ it was easy to be big and bad when you hated your life and felt meaningless. ’

ain't got time for a pep talk ,  Eggsy thinks  :   and reveals through everything less than spelling it out   -----------   slouched back in his chair ,  tipping it off the front legs and balancing with the tips of his trainers .   arms folded across his chest ,  a passive expression on his face ,  and really ,  he could be mistaken for a gormless teenager that doesn't understand what he's being told .

but Eggsy is sharp ,  astute ,  aware of it all  :   and aware of the futility behind another reprimand ,  another  "  it's not too late to get your life back together  "  speech .   fuck ,  he's sat through bare loads of 'em .    cuts Jack off right in the first instance ,  shrugging as if to gesture around him with the minimum effort .      ❝      and what makes you think I hate my life      ?      ❞  

                         @boemade​    /    some meme.

#《 ᴏxғᴏʀᴅꜱ 》 ― ic. #meme #boemade #asks

[unnwin-a]

❝      dunno who Galahad is ,  but i’m well  Gala-ad  to see ya .    i’m   ---   i’m glad to see ya .      ❞  

open    /    s.

#《 ᴏxғᴏʀᴅꜱ 》 ― ic. #《 ɢᴀʟᴀʜᴀᴅ 》 ― ii. #skjfshkfjsfks #is eggsy drunk ? maybe. #open to all #but especially to #ohymnal #who basically writes my eggsy now

[unnwin-a]

real football > british football

❝      --------------   fuck off ,  you wouldn't know real football if it grabbed you by the arse .      ❞

#《 ᴏxғᴏʀᴅꜱ 》 ― ic. #kdhkdjghdkghd #INSULTED. #goldbolted #asks

[unnwin-a]

❝      you think Ginger likes me    ?    keep askin’  her to join us for drinks ,  but she’s always busy .      ❞

                                 @strngetrails​    /    s.

#《 ᴏxғᴏʀᴅꜱ 》 ― ic. #《 ɢᴀʟᴀʜᴀᴅ 》 ― ii. #strngetrails #for whiskey ! #gotta appreciate ginger #when will we get the ginger we deserve #:///// #when will u get outta weenie hut jrs #so many questions