merry christmas everyone ๐
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WIP of my love Leah ๐๐ชด i had such a clear vision of her throwing clay last night i had to expel it from my soul
now we render ๐ค
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Tinn and gun are so cute together and I hate it
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its like, refreshing to be into a new media instead of just ruminating with my old faves and avoiding popular shows cause it feels like a "chore"
i feel like a teenager again but in a good way, in the "being unabashedly into Doctor Who and fangirling with my friends" way
like i have interests again
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when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom
Authorโs Note: this isnโt nsfw, but itโs ~explicit for other reasons. ๐ฝ๐งป๐ฉ #shitposting #literally
when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom
Hashira x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader
Word Count: ~800
CW: explicit language, poop references
~faqs~
Do you even love him ????? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?!?!?! ๐ซ ๐ตโ๐ซ๐คข
Haunted by your little gasps for air ๐
Canโt take intimacy srsly for a while
Bc whenever you gasp ~cutely into your kisses ๐ฅฐ
Zenitsu just flashes back to you doing your best to take a shit ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฅด
Highkey takes it as a challenge ๐
A display of dominance, if you will ๐
Nods in approval (not that you can see him)
And takes ~notes for later (aka yes, he is listening closely ๐)ย
You donโt know it yet
But Inosukeโs already planning his move
Drink a ton of coffee (heโll have to ask Tanjirou how to brew it) โ๏ธ
Eat a ton of dairy ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฆ
Make sure youโre home ๐
Take a shit (w/ the door open, ofc) ๐ค
THATโLL SHOW YOU WHOโS BOSS !!!!! ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ซก
King of the Toilet anyone??? ๐ฝ๐
Wonders why everything sounds louder??? ๐ฌ
A respectful gentleman tho โบ๏ธ
Will go upstairs to avoid the plops ๐ซข
Too bad his hearingโs phenomenal, even when hiding on top of the roof ๐
A little irritated ๐
But whatever
You prob just reeeally had to go
He understands ๐ถ
Will nonchalantly ask you about it the next time youโre out w/ friends ๐คจ
Is getting ignored for the rest of the night worth it? ๐
Kinda ๐ฅฒ
Obanai has regrets ๐
Can smell the situation from a mile away ๐
Tbf, closing the door wouldnโt have helped much ๐ฌ
Has to contemplate whether itโs worth embarrassing you over
Like, does he gently ask, โLove, would you mind closing the door?โ
Or does he wince grin and bear it
Unfortunately, the toilet paper he would use to plug up his nose is currently unobtainable ๐งปโน๏ธ
Should he just knock himself out for now? ๐ค
Youโd prob be upset if he didnโt wake up in timeโฆ ๐
Hmโฆ ๐
๐ต <โ Tanjirou inhaled too deeply
โBAAABE, YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOORRR!!!!!โ ๐ฉท๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Giggles to herself as the door slams shut ๐คญ
(youโre not mad, but you had to kick it closed bc itโs a lil far from the toilet seat ๐
)
Holds it against you ๐
~
โShinobu, could you get me a glass of water?โ โบ๏ธ
โI donโt know, my dear, could you close the bathroom door?โ ๐
~
โShinobu, I want a kiss.โ ๐ฅบ
โMm, and I want to forget your pooping noises. I guess we canโt always have what we want.โ ๐
Chuckles to himself, at first ๐คญ
And then becomes concerned ๐
Is it supposed to sound like that? ๐
Or take this long?? โน๏ธ
Should he intrude? ๐
Itโs not like thereโs a closed door for him to bust downโฆ
He could just, waltz in-
NO
Internally scolds himself: Bad idea, [y/n] would not appreciate that!
Returns to the drawing board
And settles on a careful (once youโve returned to him), โSo, my love, are your bowels feeling okay?โ โบ๏ธ
๐ง๐๐ <โ you
๐ถ๐ฌ๐ <โ him
โThey just, uh, sounded wonderful earlier?!โ
โNext time, how about closing the door?โ
*Sanemi is casually leaning against a wall near the bathroom entrance*
You shriek ๐ณ
And smack his shoulder ๐ก
โSanemi!!!!! Do not wait outside the bathroom like that!!!!!โ ๐ญ
โDid you wash your hands?โ ๐
โSANEMI!โ ๐
โ... well?โ ๐
You are not amused ๐
He acquiesces ๐
โOkay, okay, I confess, I heard the sink running.โ ๐ค
โI hate you.โ ๐ฅฒ
โBut you trust me enough to shit with the door open.โ ๐ฅฐ
โPiss off.โ ๐
โIโm about to!โ ๐ซก
(bc, yโknow, heโs about to goโฆ pissโฆ ๐)
Doesnโt really mind
Will prob forget to remind you about it later ๐
Until the next time you do it
โฆ
By the fourth incident, Muichiro gives up
If anything, heโs flattered youโre so comfortable around him โบ๏ธ
Altho he is a lil worried about your ability to use a public bathroom ๐ถ
Def uncomfortable ๐
But even more uncomfortable at the thought of discussing ~it w/ you โน๏ธ
Giyuu knows you wouldnโt be upset
Or even embarrassed
You have like, 0 shame, as heโs both lovingly and unfortunately come to learn โบ๏ธ๐ฌ
Which means
If he mentioned it, then youโd likely end up teasing him ๐ซ
โLove me so much, youโve even gotta listen to me poop?โ ๐
*shudder shudder* ๐ญ
(I mean, yes, he does love you that much, but when you put it like that ๐ฅด)
Giyuu settles on hoping that it was a one time mistake ๐ค๐
Good luck ๐
Tengenโs never letting you live it down ๐
Will write out instructions on โHow to Use a Bathroomโ ๐ค
And stick โem on both sides of the door
Step 1: Open the door
Step 2: CLOSE THE DOOR
Step 3: โจDo your thingโจ
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Michael Kinsella:
But also Michael Kinsella:
Therefore I go: ๐๐ค๐๐ฅฐโบ๏ธ๐๐
This is simply not the face of someone who deserved prison!!! I mean look at him ๐
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BAU!Reader Instagram (Pt. II)
note: aaahh!! thank you for the love for my first post! I'm quite fond of the instagram format posts so here's more ๐ฅน๐ซถ๐ผ
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mrshotch
BAU Jet
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mrshotch my team favorites โค๏ธ
bbgirlgarcia I miss my kisses @/derekmorgan! ๐ฅบ
derekmorgan @/bbgirlgarcia almost home babygirl ๐
mrshotchner i left my phone for 5 minutes @/derekmorgan!! ๐ค you two look cute though won't delete
jjlamontagne @/mrshotch right???
derekmorgan @/mrshotch ๐
emprentiss awww yuck i know for a fact I'm @/mrshotch's favorite
mrshotch @/emprentiss yes you are and I already miss you so much!!
ahotchner @/mrshotch not your husband?
mrshotch @/ahotchner you're also my boss so no ๐
derekmorgan smells like trouble in paradise ๐ซข
2 days ago
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mrshotch
Banff
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mrshotch 30 degrees out here yet somehow I feel hot ๐ฅต how did i get so lucky @/ahotchner ๐
dave.rossi good to see you kids enjoying your vacation
derekmorgan damn @/ahotchner ๐ฅ๐ฅ
emprentiss your camera might be broken how did @/ahotchner look this good?
ahotchner @/emprentiss ๐
bbgirlgarcia ๐ฎ our boss!! used!! an emoji!!
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mrshotch
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mrshotch I asked him if he'd still love me if I was a worm, we had a long argument about it, and now we're good โบ๏ธ love you @/ahotchner ๐
ahotchner I still don't know why you'd be a worm, but I'll love you the same sweetheart
bbgirlgarcia GOD I SHIP YOU TWO SO BAD ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
doctorreid But that's not even a worm. That's a millipede which are arthropods under class diplopoda. Millipedes have legs which you can see right there. They have an exoskeleton whereas worms don't have them. Fun fact, millipedes are actually some of the oldest creatures to live on land.
emprentiss why did I even read all of this
doctorreid also what worm would you even be @/mrshotch? there are lots of worms which are classified under three main phyla: Platyhelminthes, Nematoda, and Annelida. I think Hotch will love you if you were an earthworm. But if you were a tapeworm or ringworm or any other parasitic worm, I don't think so.
derekmorgan @/doctorreid๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ
mrshotch @/doctorreid๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
jjlamontagne @/doctorreid๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
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mrshotch
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mrshotch 3rd valentine's with the boss/husband ๐
mrshotch thank you @/bbgirlcarcia for hooking me up on the cute pen ๐ค
bbgirlgarcia @/mrshotch just give us more hotch babies asap!
mrshotch @/bbgirlcarcia on it ๐
emprentiss @/mrshotch ew too much information
derekmorgan @/mrshotch ew too much information
emprentiss @/derekmorgan jinx u owe me a soda
ahotchner I love you, sweetheart
mrshotch @/ahotchner I love you too, bub ๐๐
7 weeks ago
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How will your future spouse comfort you when you are sad?
Pick a Ghibli character Intuitive reading
Hi everyone ๐โบ๏ธ here is another reading I hope your ur day is a little brighter after reading this๐๐ซฃ (โ ย โ หโ ย โ ยณโ หโ )โ โฅ Ghibli movies are my favorite movies ever. So I decided to make that the theme on this post! ๐๐๐Thanks for reading, liking, reblogging and sharing ๐๐๐
**just a disclaimer: take what resonates and leave what doesn't for others. Go with he flowwwww It's a general reading (โ ~โ ๏ฟฃโ ยณโ ๏ฟฃโ )โ ~
CENTERING: Aight, just inhale for 4seconds, hold for 6, exhale for 8! Put all thoughts of the future and past to rest. Feels your hands, your chest rising and falling. We will get in touch with your intuition by appreciating the present.
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They really care, they love you. If you want to be alone they will respect that and leave you alone. I'm getting that when you guys are happy your really happy together. This may be my physical group ๐ณ. Maybe they might try to soothe you sexually. I think they are kinda awkward when ur sad and they may not know the right words to say at times. But they know what makes you feel good so they will try to comfort you that way if u catch my drift ๐ซฃ. But I'm getting you may not always be happy after that, and may want to be left alone sometimes. Just to process your thoughts. (I'm feeling kinda heavy, are you going through something tough rn?) In any case, your spouse knows that u need space for you and wants to respect it by leaving you alone when you need it. And when you're ready to open up, they will be there waiting for you ready to hear you out ๐ค.
Hmmm interesting I'm drawing a blank here. Maybe this person doesn't wanna show you, or has a hard time being vulnerable. The thing is, If you were sad, it would still shake them up emotionally. It's like they want to be this tough and strong for you on the outside ,your rock. But seeing you cry would shatter their heart inside ๐ฅบ! They would feel obligated to action. Like if it was something someone said that saddened you, they would confront them. If not they would immediately want to find a solution for you. On that note, I'm getting a strong masculine and possible feminine vibe here. Like a knight and a princess โบ๏ธ Mainly the masculine one tho . Like one of you is kinda stoic and the other may be sensitive ๐ฉ. I think your relationship will teach them more about feelings and how important it is to be intune with emotions and not close their heart to things. U Will help them with it
Similar to pile 1 they will have a lot of respect for you and want to treat you like the independent person you are. But they also feel drawn to you when you are sad. It's very nurturing.. Im also picking up that some of your spouses are good communicators and they may have a way with words but for the most part, choose to stay silent and just hold you gently when ur sad. They want you to be at peace when ur with them, they wanna be your oasis in the dessert. I think they realize deep down they really just wanna scoop you up and never let you go from their arms ๐ข๐. I think you'd let them too ๐ฉท๐ญ Awe! Sometimes silence and a gentle hug can speak more than any words.
For this pile, I'm getting they're such a try hard lol. It's really sweet and I'm already feeling kinda bubbly for this pile hahah. If u was sad, they would take one look at your face and be able to tell without you saying anything. This person takes notes on you ๐๐ฉท! They would probably start being extra nice to you aswell. I'm getting buying you ice cream, or other sweet stuff, buying you shoes or that thing they saw you staring at while you didn't notice them. Maybe this person is well off ๐ cause when your sad they want to buy you happiness lol. Hmmm, if happiness was made, they'd buy the factory for u ๐ But they know that is just a bandaid. I think they love you so much they can't stand to see you feel sad. As adorable as it is, it's important to feel all your emotions, even the sad ones. Maybe you guys can cuddle and cry together. I'm getting they would share your tears just so you'd have less of them ๐ข๐
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every time you draw alistair i ๐๐ฅฐ๐โบ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅน๐ฅต๐ณ๐ฅบ๐ค๐คฉ๐๐ you draw him the best ๐ฉทโค๏ธ๐งก๐๐๐ฉต๐๐๐ค๐ฉถ๐ค๐คโค๏ธโ๐ฅโฃ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Heโs just such a comfort character u kno?? Thank you!! ๐๐
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Author can I have a scenario where y/n child is ticklish? and Shadow Milk Cookie found out about it and started gently tickling at first, and then he got into the taste and got carried away. Have a nice day, sweetheart. ๐ Oh! I almost forgot to hold it (ใฅ๏ฝกโโฟโฟโ๏ฝก)ใฅ *Gives a lot of happiness, love and respect ๐๐น๐น๐๐น๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โฃ๏ธ๐๐๐๐โฃ๏ธ๐๐โฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฃ๏ธ๐๐โฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐๐ค๐๐๐๐๐น๐น๐๐๐โบ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โบ๏ธ๐* *Oops, are you okay? * helps to get up this mimic lapulka*
Thank you for all the love is much appreciated โบ๏ธโบ๏ธ i did see your other one and donโt worry iโm working on it and other requests too have a good day!๐
Shadow Milk Cookie x Child! reader
platonic!
The way he found out goes something like this.
You both were just chilling and he offered to take you out for a walk. You agreed since you were sitting too long and you wanted to run around for a bit and explore.
At some point you got tired from walking for so long and not having that much stamina in you from running and playing.
Shadow Milk Cookie did notice this and offered to give you a piggyback ride. You looked up at him and nodded, greatly accepting his offer. He went to go pick you up and doing so he gently grazed your sides causing you to giggle.
He paused for a moment. Then he got this huge shit eating grin on his face. โOoohhh y/n~ I had no idea you were ticklish!โ
He did eventually pick you up and placed you on his shoulders. However, he decided he wanted to test some thingsโฆ
When you guys got back he grabbed you off his shoulders and held you in one arm. You were confused as to what he was doing, but you quickly found out what he was trying to do.
You squealed loudly as he lightly started to poke your stomach. โHehe wow you're sensitive here too!โ This started going for a bit until he placed you down. You thought it was over and that he was done.
Nope! He kneeled down just right above you and started reaching for other areas on you. You laughed and shifted uncomfortably as you tried to prevent him from continuing.
Heโd make his comments like
โWow y/n youโre so ticklish!โ
โOoohhh Iโm gonna get you~!โ
โHehe, youโre so cute I could just eat you up!โ
โYouโre so silly y/n! I could do this forever!โ
Something like that.
Letโs hope he doesnโt go on forever. You didnโt know how much you could take. He went for your sides, your stomach, under your arms, just anywhere that would cause you to laugh and squirm.
Youโre basically praying for mercy at this point.
Thankfully, he did stop and decided to give you a break. Your laughter died soon enough and you were just laying there trying to catch your breath. He left you to rest since you were exhausted from laughing and squirming too much.
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Kรผรงรผcรผk mutluluklar diliyorum; Kรผรงรผc๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝk. Bir รงocuk saflฤฑฤฤฑnda gรผlรผลler. Islanmฤฑล รงimenlerin kokusu, Ruhumuza dokunan ลarkฤฑlar, Akordu bozulmayan bir yaลam bestesi. Maskelerden arฤฑnmฤฑล yรผzler, Sฤฑcacฤฑk kahkahalar, รatฤฑlmayan kaลlar, Gรผn doฤumlarฤฑ. Hepsi bu...
Gรผlรผmseyelim sabah doฤan gรผneลe โบ๏ธ๐ค๐พ
Gรผnaydฤฑn ๐
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sorry iโm obsessed with the apparent dynamic of abuloier looking at roierโs partners and just going โhi jaiden ๐ธโจ๐โญ๏ธ how are you today โบ๏ธ๐ฅฐ๐ค . . . oh and cellbitโs here too i guess ๐โ
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me when I see the purple mutuals button in my notification feed: ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐คฉ๐๐พ๐๐๐ฅบ๐ค๐โบ๏ธ๐๐
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