#☆ 》 answered

[techieniician]

MATT 》》 ❛  will you please text me when you get home safely?  ❜

"i will. i promise" his smile shone through his words. no one had shown as much concern about him as @techniiciian. hearing matt's voice over the comlink filled techie's stomach with butterflies. "i'm almost there. you don't have to worry." he replied shyly. "i had a great time today."

#techniiciian #☆ answered

[invictarre-archive]

so if the charmander powerpoint is 43499372 slides, how many slides is the wife powerpoint

There is no end to the Dani powerpoint. You look at where the slide total should be, and there's just an animated heart emoji. Every time it seems like it's winding down and reaching a finale, Leon remembers another memory/picture/voice note/anecdote he decides he needs to share, right that instant.

It only stops when he's stayed long enough that he starts to worry Dani might think he's gotten lost walking through the ocean (again), and leaves to fly back home to her.

#☆ answered #☆ relationship; dani / jocundcompany #<- those tags will do until I remake them properly.

[rhysles]

how many scars does rhys have?

☆ how many scars does rhys have ?

too fuckin’ many . his arms , hands , and legs are littered with more scars than he can count , and likely more than he could even tell you the origins of . some of them are from injuries on the job , others from being just plain dumb . some of the worst include two parallel scars running up his left forearm , three to four inches in length , from tearing his arm open on a jagged length of fence he’d been trying to hop running from the cops as a teen ( they should have required stitches , but rhys made due with a bottle of antiseptic and a whole lot of medical tape and liquid skin ) ; a large discolored patch on his right knee from the time he’d lost the entire surface of it to a crumbling curb after stumbling home drunk one night with @danny--anderson that the blond splashed with vodka before they called it a day ; and an elongated crescent - shaped scar from a frying pan on his right arm from when he was ten years old and trying to make dinner for his siblings while holding a toddler - aged dylan in one arm , he’d nearly dropped her and made a split second decision to sacrifice the pan in his hand to use both to catch her , and when he used his forearm to knock the hot pan out of the way so it didn’t bounce back and hit her , it left behind a burn that wasn’t properly treated until several days later when it was found by the school nurse . ( he’d tried to keep it hidden so his dad wouldn’t worry or think he couldn’t cook for @dylandunsmore and @elliotxdunsmore , but that only led to it getting infected before it was discovered . )

#☆ answered #these are just getting longer and longer huh #injury tw #mans is battered up sjkdfhalks i could have kept going but i made myself shut up

[willgrahamscock]

Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

#alex answers #ASDFGHHKL????

[william-snekspeare]

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

#she never answers 😔 #ferret #comic #digital art #art

[luthienne]

i wake up thirsty and i think of palestine. i go to the doctor’s office and i think of palestine. a sign in the corner of the waiting room says ‘this is a place of healing, disruptive behavior will not be tolerated’ and i think of palestine. they probably weren’t thinking of bombs and snipers and mass graves in parking lots. i call my parents and i think of palestine. i drive to the grocery store and i think of palestine. i look at the clear blue sky and i think of palestine. i put the dishes away and i think of palestine. i feed my cat and i think of palestine. i listen to music and i think of palestine. i read poetry and i think of palestine. i text my friends and i think of palestine. i think of palestine and i think of palestine and i think of palestine

#i check the news and there are more olive trees burning i call my reps and my reps don’t answer i am losing my mind #palestine

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

#THIS IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T ANSWER YOUR EMAILS BETHANNY #IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO GET STUFF NOTARIZED BETHANNEY #MANY BANKS PROVIDE THAG SERVICE BETHANEY. FREE OF CHARGE.

[acrowseye]

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

#ex: united states > south > sodapop #please rb so more people see #american english #australian english #british english #canadian english #english #english language #dialects #accents #american accent #australian accent #british accent #canadian accent #english accent #america #australia #england #canada #those four are my target audience but all answers from around the world are welcome!! #tumblr #discourse #experiment

[theburialofstrawberries]

I do. God help me I do

#the most opinionated top answer Google has shared with me to date #*

[jell-o101]

I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.

BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol

#Super Mario Bros Wonder #SMBW #Princess Peach #Elephant Peach #Bowser #gosh what a simp #its kinda lovely tho #he doesnt really go for her looks #he just likes her for HER ya know #too bad he cant take no for an answer

[yamujiburo]

clothes shopping!

#hanamusashipping #hanamusa #jessie #delia ketchum #my art #inspired by my answer to a previous ask

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

From the Neil Gaiman: Dream Dangerously 🥺❤ (you can watch it here in US or with US vpn :) <3) (or just this bit on youtube here :))

Neil Gaiman: I miss him most when I get stuck. You know, I'll just be working on something and I'll go, "Oh, this isn't quite it," and all I want to do is just call Terry, tell him what's going on and have him say, "Ah, grasshopper, the answer is there in the question." And I'd go, "Oh, for fuck's sake, Terry, just tell me."

[Terry Pratchett laughing]

#good omens #gointerviewedit #terry pratchett #neil gaiman #terry and neil #terry interview #interview #neil interview #gnu terry pratchett #neil gaiman dream dangerously #fun fact #btb #dream dangerously #❤ #neil about terry #grasshopper the answer is there in the question #ixi says ngk

[tinystepsforward]

Matt Mullenweg is now sexually harassing Avery on Twitter for posting a selfie and the caption “too hot for tumblr”

what the actual fuck is he doing. where those were sw accounts this is not just completely inappropriate harassment but potentially outing. so fucking far beyond what he was already doing to follow her there.

also noting that he's changed his focus since nobody thought the screenshot of the threat was valid (and i have had multiple ex-staff confirm that it's not against tos, btw). this kind of info should never be dug up and put out there by a ceo having a tantrum, christ alive

#it is 3am so sorry for bad editing #goodnight #tony answers #tumblr meta

[rhysles]

how does your muse handle loneliness? // does your muse suffer from nightmares? how often? what about?

☆  how does your muse handle loneliness ?

not well , that’s for damn sure . of course , rhys would argue the opposite ; he’d tell you he’s just fine , thank you very much , and have you seen the southside crew lately ? have you been to his pops’ house when , by some miracle , all the kids have off ? he’d argue it’s impossible to feel lonely , not with so many of his friends , his family around . and he’d be lying . he’s a romantic ; he’s always wanted to settle down , to share his life with somebody . it was why he’d proposed to his high school sweetheart so young , barely twenty - two , and why he’d been so heart - broken after she left with the ring and his peace of mind . no , loneliness pushes him even further into himself , nudges him toward the bottle he’s already got a pre - disposition to seek out . it manifests in sleepless nights in an empty bed , pillowcases that smell like whiskey and cigarettes . it pushes him to work , to throw himself into every menial task as a distraction until he’s too exhausted not to sleep , much less to think about the fact he’ll be stumbling into his sheets alone . he spent most of his twenties this way , working himself to the bone and trying to convince everyone around him ( and himself ) that he was better off alone . turns out , that’s real hard to do in a big , empty house .

☆  does your muse suffer from nightmares ? how often ? what about ?

sure , he does . rhys doesn’t remember his dreams too often , but when he does , it’s often because they’re nightmares . most of them involve some sort of impending natural disaster , be it a tornado or an earthquake or a snowstorm , and an inability to find or help his family before it hits . they’re always just out of reach , too far for legs that he can’t get to move toward them because it’s as if they’re made of cement , or he can hear their voices calling his name but can’t find them . they’re not always so vague , either , or so symbolic ; it’s been years , but every now and then , his dreams will still be plagued by the memory of child protective services threatening to take a young dylan and elliot away from him , only in his nightmares , the threats have been actualized and they’re banging on the door to come snatch up his siblings while he’s helpless to do anything to stop them . those nights , rhys wakes in a cold sweat to the sounds of elliot shouting and dylan sobbing still ringing in his ears . the older he gets , the more infrequent the nightmares become , but they’re still ever - present , and they show up at least a couple of times a month , often when he’s the most stressed or has spent days teetering on the verge of a full - blown panic attack .

( @elliotxdunsmore / @dylandunsmore )

#☆ answered #nightmares tw #anxiety tw #panic attack tw #natural disaster tw #alcohol tw #god i hope i'm not forgetting any #boy's got T r a u m a

[willgrahamscock]

Why bother arguing in support of trans people if you’re not trans?

very simple concept called believing in human rights

#alex answers #hope that helps

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Another year, another group of my delightful ninth graders trying to spell the word "tragedy" for their Romeo and Juliet assignment.

Last year's collection

#i started questioning how to spell it myself #but again... at least they knew the right answer #i love them endlessly #teacherblr #teacher life #teaching #english class #english teacher #grammar #literature #romeo and juliet #shakespeare #william shakespeare #language #tragedy