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girlbookwrm · 5 years

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BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH MIGHTY ENDGAME REWATCH MEMECEPTION 2: MEMIER AND CEPTIONIER

yes i HAVE been keeping up with the rewatch but i HAVEN’T been keeping up with typing up my notes from the rewatch but BOY HOWDY I AM RUNNING OUT OF TIME AREN’T I.

Ok so here we go with Guardians 2 --

today we mourn the passing of an icon. farewell old marvel logo. ye shall be missed.

MISSOURI. EARTH. 1980.

so whose music taste does starlord actually have? his own? his mom’s?

My Boss’s, in fact????

be it known that i work retail and the station we listen to is basically the guardians soundtrack which might sound neat but basically all these songs are dead to me now.

digitally enyouthened kurt russell must be mentally re en agened so i don't go mad like some sorry sucker faced with a lovecraftian horror tbh

34 YEARS LATER

which means 2014 confirmed which means we're actually watching this out of in-universe chronological order

our bad

this is the REAL opening. slipping back into their flashback ways i see.

Is groot dancing or fighting? both?

i love that all the action is out of focus, what we really want is Cute Groot Content and they know that.

“IT’S THE SAME THICKNESS FROM THE INSIDE AS FROM THE OUTSIDE” they said

in deliberate defiance of anthony tedward ‘you know the story of jonah and the whale?’ stark

none of this info is important or relevant

good hermit look nebula. solid hermit attire.

how does no one figure out the obvious battery thing faster? they’re not even out of the hall when he tips his hand

awwwwhwhwhh groot

~this one’s for the ladies~

i honestly can’t remember the context for that note i’m gonna assume that peter took his shirt off

it’s worth noting that drax is actually sneaky

“i will kill you”

all the ppl with siblings: *nod sagely* solid sibling interaction there.

i do love that it’s like an arcade

Just In Case You Were Wondering, The Guardians Have Not Grown Up At Alllllllllll.

sooooooooo drax going out the back -- that was the plan?

And drax is dead now, right?

and gamora?

and nebula?

and.... everyone?

BERHART

Gamora: LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!!!

all of us: mood.

nebula is also very bad at lying.

Kurt Russell is here

“yeah my name is very on the nose. That’s comics for ya!”

CONTRAXA

The Roommate: There’s something extra unsettling about robot prostitutes not sure what...

prostitute: *turns herself off*

The Roommate: Yep. it’s that.

that’s extremely rude of you rocky

honestly how dare this movie make me feel feelings about yondu

The Roommate: oh hey it’s laserface

me: it’s taserface actually

The Roommate: ........ that’s so much worse?

this carpet gag deserves more appreciation

Star-Lord’s “IT’S HAPPENING” face is just

Yup, that’s ur dad

Query: is Mantis one of Ego’s kids?

“what if this man is your hasselhoff?”

git ur daddy issues

git ur daddy issues here

hang on why was gamora so pissed if they can just grow new ship parts no problem???

Mantis is so cute but more importantly

HER EYE MAKEUP GAME IS ON! POINT!

i love rocket, always, but especially here with all the singing

but not that

nope

don’t like that

Just gonna kevin mccalister this whole forest huh

these guys are also dead, yeah?

yeah.

EGO’S PLANET

good job drax excellent grasp on humility

he’s built a museum to himself here

“yes, i have a penis.”

Gamora’s FACE here omg

what did Ego look like? pre Kurt Russell? did he go around seducing alien ladies with tentacle faces all the while looking like Kurt Russell? seems unlikely, since he can make himself look like Whatever. more likely he’s just pasted the Kurt Russell face over everything now because he’s got his Kurt Russell kid here, right?

A Very Smart Question We Never Get A Real Answer To.

literally the most unrealistic thing in this movie: how could anyone be mean to baby groot?

can we take a moment to acknowledge that this is all like hella hella dark?

y i k e s

Ok but if Nebula doesn’t kill thanos then What Is The Point.

The Roommate: Peter and his dad play catch is so predictable i’d have felt robbed if they didn’t tbh. it HAD to be in slow mo.

me: ....

me: i just thought they were throwing it real slow

we still don’t have an answer here incidentally

Mantis is at least an adopted sibling then, right?

“No Gef. It’s Too Adorable To Kill.”

them all chanting mascot is terribly on the nose

this sequence made the full funny loop. went from funny to not funny and then pushed on through back to hilarious

They knew about the fin? and just?? Left it???

EXCELLENT use of slo mo

Yondu: Too Powerful to Live

Kraglin: Keepin it tight in those leather pants

TBF i don’t even know how she WALKS in those shoes much less dances in them

The Roommate: This scene makes me sad now... given...

Me: AH GEEZE

“you like when i’m the weak one.”

me and The Roommate: *exchange looks*

Me and The Roommate: *sweating*

Me and The Roommate: she’s one of us.

Gamora: *my sister senses are tingling*

all the ppl with siblings: *nod sagely* Solid Sibling Interaction There.

stop giving me feelings about these characters That Is Rude

Nebula and Bucky would get along i feel

“I’M GONNA MAKE SOME WEIRD SHIT” - fandom

I love this very Non Romantic Relationship

PETER are you even LISTENING to what he’s SAYING???

aw man eyes Doing That is never a good sign

y i i i i i k e s

oh hey it’s pooter

groot even pukes adorably wtf

this film gets real fast real fast actually

ego

ego that’s gross

that’s gross ego

Gamora: NO ONE MAKES ME FEEL MY OWN FEELINGS HOW DARE U

“we’re family”

i’m sobbing

Peter goes from zero to FUCK YOU in .00002 seconds i love that sm

we love this even more

for reasons.

“That was Bein Funny.”

nOT to ME

really? all this for like? three batteries?

batteries are actually a real #theme throughout this piece aren’t they.

i LOVE THIS SONG

superhero landing

“i don’t fly the arrow with my head, boy”

“yeah. i murder from the heart.”

You know, tbh yondu and gamora had to die for p much the same reason

too powerful

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y I K E S

ugh it’s like he’s being de-Raider-ized

i just don’t like it okay

i would like to thank whoever was responsible for cutting that line off mid-schmaltz

again, a+ music cue

AND IF YOU DON’T LOVE ME NOW!!

damn. iconic.

tho how dare this movie tbh

this is somehow a hard turn

NOPE DON’T CARE FOR THAT NO THANK YOU

listen this is a very sweet scene completely ruined because

DADDY

yondu’s accent? not a good enough reason to say daddy in this context

gosh i came out here to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

AND THEN THIS SHIT HOW DARE???????

[awkward sibling hug]

all the ppl with siblings: *nod sagely* SOLID SIBLING INTERACTION THERE.

this song is.

very rude.

Can we talk about how drax is the team dad? like. Drax is everyone’s actual literal dad -- SLEEPY BABY GROOT

single rocket tear is too much

i say to this entire end sequence:

R U D E

these end credits are unfuckingbeatable tho

#The Mighty Pre Endgame Rewatch #gotg2 #gonna try and get more of these typed and posted tomorrow #WISH ME LUCK

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evanstarff · 5 years

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so i dont wanna be weird but. like. wow. wtf girl? u write SO BEAUTIFULLY. im suing u. ur seriously amazing i just found u like yesterday and i think ive already read eveything like wow im so jealous u so talented ur descriptions are TO DIE FOR honestly i would read everything u ever wrote, books included. hope i didnt scare u or something and i hope u have a lovely day! i bet u deserve it

HEY COME SIT NEXT TO ME IN MY CESSPOOL OF WEIRDNESS. I got us some snacks (Steve's ass and Steve's everything else) and a few meals too (Bucharest Bucky, medium rare) – also got us a tall glass of water (Endgame Bucky) and a little dessert (daaaaaaaaaamn Sam Wilson).

Thank you for making time in your life to read my trash and send this immensely kind Ask. My writing is nice sometimes and you're gold all the time! 🖤🖤🖤

#ask evanstarff #steve's ass is a snack #steve's ass looks like two pringles hugging #steeb pls

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bugcatchercourtney · 5 years

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Finally watched Endgame (SPOILERS Y’ALL)

But here are my thoughts rn

-I fucking LOVE Wanda like. Her redemption for Vision was so bad ass and she’s just so powerful and idk I’m just in love w her

- Bruce in like half-Hulk phase kinda weirds me out tbh the scene in the diner with the kids was funny but I still think it’s a little weird but ok

- I rlly thought Hawkeye was gonna die not Black Widow like FUCK did not see that coming

- obvs Tony’s death was super sad and emotional (mainly cuz of Spider-Man for me) and the memorial scene was so sweet and sad but like why didn’t Natasha get any kind of memorial scene at all ?????

- I truly did not think Gamora was gonna come back when I saw IW. I thought she was D-E-D 4real so that was wild

- all the ladies protecting peter was so bad ass and I loved it and I love them all

- Thor having a beer gut was tbh one of the best things ever also super unexpected. Def thought he was gonna get back in shape like in the movie but I’m glad he didn’t

- the scenes with Thor and his mom killed me omg

- ok super unpopular opinion, I have never really cared for captain America. That being said I have not watched all of the marvel movies and I should but for whatever reason he had never really grown on me and I didn’t take a huge liking to him BUT after end game I feel like I got to see more of him than I ever have and just the fucking fight scene at the end and Thanos was fucking beating his ass so bad and he STILL was gonna get up and fight. Long story short I love captain America now, or as I accidentally called him earlier today, America Man

- I still love Thanos and I always will

- I obvs knew everyone who got snapped was coming back but I was like wtf when why is it taking so long SO WHEN MY BOY T’CHALLA SHOWED UP I WAS SOOOO STOKED like hell ya here we go

- I rlly thought captain America was gonna die there for a moment, not tony

- I love ant man and Paul Rudd is just so pure

- same goes for peter Parker always

- ok because all of the time travel shit was a little confusing for me when future Nebula shot past Nebula I thought for a second there it was a self sacrifice thing and she was gonna just die and I’m so glad she didn’t

- ur telling me Bucky and captain America aren’t gay for each other ummm ????? Wat

- I love captain marvel and she was bad ass but I was worried she was gonna be the “final blow” to Thanos and I’m glad she wasn’t, not because I don’t like her or because she isn’t strong I just thought it would’ve been kinda cheap and not the right way to go so I was happy she kicked ass but also got her ass kicked

- Captain America being able to wield Mjölnir was so great and such a good moment I loved it

- did u see how fast t’challa was like did u see it

- all I can think about is poor Peter Parker like fuck

- I also used to have a love/hate relationship with tony like he annoyed me at times and I didn’t care for his humor but I’ve also grown to just love him and I think he’s has so much growth

- Seeing Loki was great that whole scene was great

- imagining Thor just chilling with the guardians now makes me so happy I love their worlds colliding

- idek what else to say but I thought the movie was great, it was funny, it had heart, it wasn’t predictable, and it was just really good and I used to hate superhero movies so it’s been a journey for me y’all

- thx for reading message me if u wanna talk about endgaaaame I like hearing what everyone thought and maybe catching things that I missed

#avengers endgame #endgame #endgame spoilers #spoilers #the avengers

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shurisneakers · 6 years

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Typos (9)

summary: What happens when he texts the wrong number and suddenly there are memes and friendships involved.

warnings: swearing, slight angst, a whole lotta dating

a/n:

if you want more of Todd and Patricia: Typos Drabbles

This is my entry for the GORGEOUS @buckyofthemyscira‘s writing challenge!!

special shoutout to @kingarthurofslytherin for a meme used in here, @sighodinson for being my beautiful beta reader

guys i didn’t think i’d have to say this especially since i’ve been dropping hints but bucky and the reader have spoken more than these 9 chapters. they know each other aren’t underaged or anything like that. and this is a work of fiction. fan fiction. please don’t take it so seriously, i don’t think anyone in real life would allow this to happen

here’s my ko-fi if you’d like to support my writing <333

Previous Part - Part 8 || Typos Masterlist

Toad Prince 👑: not to be dramatic

Toad Prince 👑: but i’d rather die than leave my house right now

You:

You: ur interrupting my beauty time

Toad Prince 👑: isn’t that all the time

You:

You: UR LITERALLY GOING ON A DATE RN STOP FLIRTING WITH ME

Toad Prince 👑: BUT I DON’T WANT TO GO

You: I DON’T WANT TO GO ON MY DATE EITHER BUT WE’RE SINGLE AS FUCK

You: I KNOW U DON’T WANT TO END UP ALONE IN LIFE

Toad Prince 👑:

You: then go on the date

You: if it doesn’t go well, we can cry together

Toad Prince 👑: f i n e

Toad Prince 👑: i don’t know what to wear

You: clothes

Toad Prince 👑:

You: here, do u own this

You:

Toad Prince 👑:

You:

Toad Prince 👑: wtf does he store in that extra space

You: keanu reeves

Toad Prince 👑: wtf

You:

You: I FOUDN THE BEST ONE

Toad Prince 👑: no thanks

You: BITCH WAIT LOOK AT THIS

Toad Prince 👑: FINE WHAT

You:

Toad Prince 👑:

You: do u need advice for hair

Toad Prince 👑: nope

You: i think u do

Toad Prince 👑: i really don’t

You: BEHOLD

Toad Prince 👑: oh no

You:

Toad Prince 👑:

You: is you okay

Toad Prince 👑: i’m freaking out

You: okay, deep breaths

You: we can do this

Toad Prince 👑: okay

You: have you picked something to wear yet?

Toad Prince 👑: yes, i got it

You: hair?

Toad Prince 👑: working on it

You: yes boi get that hair done

You: i bet you’re already looking fine af

Toad Prince 👑: i hope so

You: you are, don’t worry

Toad Prince 👑: are you done dressing up for your date?

You: yes, i’m waiting for my friend to drop me off

Toad Prince 👑: i just know you look beautiful rn

You: thanks bucky :)

Toad Prince 👑: if this doesn’t go well?

You: it’s just a date. you’re gonna get to know this person, if you don’t like them, then don’t talk to them after that

You: no need to panic about it

You: if it goes well, great. if it doesn’t go well, even better ;)))

Toad Prince 👑: okay yes

You: watchu wearing?

Toad Prince 👑: :)

You: oh no

Toad Prince 👑:

You: FUCK YES

You: IF WE WERE GOING ON A DATE WE WOULDN’T EVEN MAKE IT PAST STARTERS

Toad Prince 👑: I WISH WE WERE GOING ON A DATE

You: don’t say things like that bucky :(

Toad Prince 👑: why?

You: it just

You: you know

You: nevermind i can’t do this rn

Toad Prince 👑: wait what

You: nothing, go have fun on your date :)

Toad Prince 👑: y/n

You: be yourself, they’re gonna love you

___________________

You looked down at your phone, the message you typed out, taunting you.

“i know i already do”

You looked at it. You wondered if you should send it.

___________________

You: my ride’s here. i’ll talk to you later

Toad Prince 👑: alright, sure

He finally got to know his date’s name. After like 800 years of arguing with Sam over the phone in the parking lot of Bucky’s apartment.

Sam finally told him his date’s name and his eyebrows shot up at it. It was very familiar. Very familiar indeed.

“So Natasha and I were talking,” Sam said. Bucky snorted.

“And your date is at the Italian place downtown. Nicoletta’s. You know it right?” Sam continued, ignoring Bucky’s explicit noise.

“Yes. Samuel, for the last time, what is my date’s name?” Bucky couldn’t care less where he was going, he just wanted to know. Because a guy could hope it was his stupid, dork ass, meme-

“Natasha is going to kill me for this,” Sam trailed off.

“Just tell me, dude.”

“Her name is...”

“Is?” Bucky urged, wondering why over-the-phone strangling wasn’t a thing.

“Jesus, calm your shit Barnes. I do not need to take this attitude from you-”

“Sam.”

“Wanda! Her name is Wanda!”

“Like from The Fairly Odd Parents?”

“Bro... what?”

_______

He got there extra early so he could triple check if he was at the right place. He had already drank four glasses of water. He had folded the napkin over his lap and then unfolded it again.

Toad Prince 👑: i’m here but she isn’t yet

You: i’m on my way to mine

Toad Prince 👑: did your friend tell you who you’re going on a date with?

You: no, but she gave me a rundown of how weird he is

You: i’m already regretting this

You: she told me to just go with whatever he says, he made quiet the impression on her when they first met

You: he went off about being the guardian of an ass or something

You: asgard or something

Toad Prince 👑: what even??

You: it’s apparently norse mythology???

You: “he’s weird when he first meets you. will probably say some confusing things. just go with it, he’s a ray of sunshine once you get to know him.”

Toad Prince 👑: okay???? stay safe tho

You: i will :)

He put his phone on silent after that, tucking it into his pocket.

He was this close to a panic attack, but he swore he would stay away from his phone tonight. He’d get too distracted with you. Like always.

Bucky looked up from his phone after putting it on silent, looking around anxiously again before his eye caught someone’s gaze. His head tilted as she looked straight back at him, probably wondering the same thing.

Was this his date? Because she wasn’t bad. At all, actually.

She nervously made her way down to his table where he shot up, almost knocking over the salt and pepper shakers in nervousness.

“Wanda?” His voice was much higher than he intended, and he cursed himself for it.

Her eyebrows furrowed for a second before she nodded, a smile taking over her face.

Okay, she’s quiet. This is going to be an interesting evening.

He pulls out her seat for her like his Ma taught him to do, and took to his own, watching as she settled down.

“Natasha really didn’t tell me anything much about you, so all I know is that we have a bunch of similar interests,” he says, smiling politely.

“Natasha?” her voice was shrill and she winced, clearing her throat before asking again calmly. “Natasha?”

“Yeah, Natasha set us up. I thought you knew?” He was confused. This blind thing was too real.

“Oh, yeah. Yeah, totally. That reminds me, can I just text her to let her know I found you?” She fidgeted with her fingers, eyes downcast.

“Y-yeah sure. Go ahead.” He smiled reassuringly again before nodding.

She quickly picked up her phone and typed quickly, putting it down a few seconds later.

“So tell me about yourself. Starting with your name.” She seemed more relaxed, leaning on her palm, a smile on her face.

He laughed before leaning forward too, smile playing at his lips. “My name is James Barnes and it’s a pleasure to meet you.”

“You already seem to know my name already, so tell me, what do you do for a living?”

You: BUCKY HELP FUCK I THINK I’M ON THE WRONG DATE

You: HE THINKS MY NAME IS WANDA AND I CANT LEAVE NOW FUCK

Part 10

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shadows-taller · 6 years

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bucky, 41, getting together story💘

this took way too long and I have no excuse. also it’s super long and I got carried away. whoops. usually I don’t like using the whole y/n thing but I feel it was unavoidable here. anyway. I hope you enjoy!

“I know it’s 2am but can we meet up”

The absolute best thing about getting a text from a wrong number is the sheer fun you can have fucking with the person who texted you. For example, Wanda got a wrong number one time detailing how her child was a disruption to this woman’s daughter and how she was no longer invited to this family’s barbecue. For a solid four days she pretended to be this kid’s mother, and it only ended when the soccer mom threatened to call the cops. To date, that’s your best wrong number story, and to be fair, it isn’t even yours.

You haven’t had much luck as far as messing with strangers, your first and only attempt being the incident at the Apple Store in Times Square when you were drunk. Needless to say, you haven’t gone back to the area in a long time.

Ever since moving to New York, you’ve learned that the people are friendly when you get to know them and treat them like people rather than tourist attractions. You might even call yourself one, on occasion - god knows your whole family back home thinks you’re some sort of socialite now that you’re in the big city.

Most of the time, you’re just lucky if you go out to lunch with Wanda or Val once a week. That and the debate club you frequent once a month, held at a bookstore a few blocks down from your street. The only interaction you have with men is in class and the guy who works at the bookstore on weekends. He’s seen you at your worst, from the morning to get a book for class and in the evening when you just finished a part of a series and need to find out what happens next. And dressed in pajamas in both situations. No way will you strike up conversation with him anytime soon, that’s way too embarrassing.

All this to say, school doesn’t make for much wiggle room in your schedule. And your social skills have become a bit lacking thanks to this fact

Luckily, today, a Saturday, has left you enough time not only to get ahead on your studies, but also to get lunch with Wanda, go to the library and the small museum in your neighborhood (because you’ve always wanted to but, again, time is a cruel mistress), and be back home with enough daylight left to make a decent meal for yourself.

Of course, some fucker has to text you in the middle of the night with some bullshit like;

Unknown: i know its 2am but can we meet up

You hear the buzz on your nightstand, wake up enough to reach over and turn your phone on, and type out a response as well as your still mostly-asleep brain can.

You: who’s this?

Prepared to fall back asleep, your head has barely hit the pillow when your phone buzzes again. And then a second time, to add insult to injury.

Unknown: james, from ur anthro class?

Unknown: ur my partner for the project

Groaning, you sit up and prop a pillow behind you. Reaching for your glasses, you prepare to let the guy down, too tired to mess with him. But just as you’re typing out a sorry, wrong #, he messages you for a third time in a row.

Unknown: u know, with Banner? The man who cant answer questions for shit

Now that makes you wake up a bit. Not only because Dr. Bruce Banner is, in your opinion, one of the best anthropology professors at your college, but because he’s helped you pursue your degree in that exact subject area. Dr. Banner’s been a huge impact on your academic success, and this guy is just flat-out wrong about him.

You: first of all, why the fuck are you messaging me (or anyone) at 2am

You: second, wrong number. but banner’s a genius and you’re wrong.

Now you’re fully awake and ready for a debate. It’s why you joined a debate club - sometimes, the need to argue should be directed in more fulfilling avenues. But it’s 2 AM, for chrissakes.

Unknown: i didnt say he wasnt a genius. he just cant answer questions.

You sigh.

You: what sort of questions could you possibly have that he couldn’t answer

Unknown: why do you care anyway

You: it’s kind of my major, smartass

Unknown: shit alright its about this project on like African masks

You: there’s lots of those can you narrow it down

Unknown: i dont know how to! thats my problem

You: did he give you parameters for the assignment?

At this point, you decide to add this guy as a contact, even if out of pity for his apparent lack of skill in the field of anthropology. Maybe this could become a thing, you help him in anthro, he helps you in… whatever he studies? That’s a good question, actually.

Wrong # James: yeah he told us to write on african masks

Wrong # James: like write abt them not like ON on them

You: ok. Well what did you talk about in class?

Wrong # James: masks? from different regions

You: so like what masks from different regions looked like?

Wrong # James: ya

You: did you have a favorite?

Wrong # James: not really?

You: well maybe you should do some research on that and find a region that has masks/symbols that interest you

You: and also get your partner’s number lmao

Wrong # James: ur more helpful than he was tho

You: tough shit u still need to talk to him

You: what major are you anyway

Wrong # James: biomechanical engineering

Wrong # James: so like the opposite of anthro

You: true

Wrong # James: sorry abt waking you up btw

You: it’s no big deal lol

Except that it kind of was. You look at the clock, and it reads nearly 2:30.

Wrong # James: still its kinda late

Wrong # James: I feel bad now

Wrong # James: (…)

Wrong # James: do u wanna meet up sometime? when its not 2am? I need so much anthro help

The smile on your face is wide, because you were just about to suggest the same thing. You take a second to think about your response, but another message comes through before you can send something.

Wrong # James: nvm thats weird pretend i didnt suggest it

You: no! I was actually going to ask you the same thing. god knows I could use some calc help

Wrong # James: calc is so much easier than anthro shut up

You: math is the work of the devil

You: so you free tomorrow?

Wrong # James: ya is 4 good?

You: sure! Campus library?

Wrong # James: yea

You: wait I don’t know what you look like

Wrong # James: tall, brown hair?

You: that’s half the school population

Wrong # James: I’ll be in a stark industries shirt with a leather jacket and a dark green backpack, in the little area behind the sci-fi stuff

You: good that actually does narrow it down

Wrong # James: Wait I don’t know ur name wtf

You: it’s y/n

Wrong # James: see u tomorrow then, y/n

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It’s 3:00 and you have an hour ‘til you meet up with James, so you’ve decided to stop by the little grocery store near your place to get some snacks. You don’t know what he’ll like, so you get some water and a few different types of candy, as well as some fresh fruit. On your way to the library, you stop by the bookstore to get another copy of one of your favorite books for anthropology - Guns, Germs, and Steel by Jared Diamond. You figure James might appreciate a more compelling, interesting read in the midst of textbooks and scholarly articles.

You come to the register and put the book on the counter, eyes cast down like usual. The guy at the counter, somehow always working when you’re there, takes it and rings you up. As you hand him your member card, you glance up to see oddly familiar white lettering. And a leather jacket. And a secondary glance tells you that his name-tag reads James (Bucky). You feel yourself pale as you look up at his face.

“Holy shit.”

He just looks at you, confused.

“Is there something wrong?”

For the first time since your first visit to the store, you look him straight in his pretty blue eyes. You get a sudden burst of confidence, and your shocked expression melts into a nonchalant shrug, smirk dancing at the edge of your lips.

“No, just this random asshole texted me at 2am asking to meet up.”

//send me a prompt

#bucky barnes #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes fanfic #bucky barnes drabble #bucky barnes x you #bucky x reader #bucky x you #fluff #bucky barnes fluff #bucky barnes writing #marvel fanfiction #strangerbucky can write #sometimes #marvel #fanfiction #bucky barnes reader insert #reader insert #first crack at this we'll see how it goes over

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lpfreakification · 6 years

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Finally catching up on Steven Universe

Starting from Lion 4. - Nora nearly me freaked out.

Doug Out - Wtf is behind Onion???

The Good Lars - oh. That's heartbreaking :( wait?! Those guys again???

*changes into work clothes b4 i forget*

Are You My Dad? - omfg!!! D: those two are what?! The episode is over already?!

I Am My Mom - aw f***er! Using the humans against them! Oh Lars >B( wait! Lars is still in there! Is this where Lars' character develops by now?

Stuck Together - Come on Lars, what is your problem?! "At this point, everything is awful" awww Topaz... aw f*** u Aquamarine. Separated and the episode is over?! What is going on???

The Trial - woah that title card's transition. Oh crap, the Diamonds! Hmmm... Steven doesn't know how Pink Diamond was shattered. "Where was her Pearl?" Oh s***!!! HOMEWORLD. Ugh these cliffhangers are gonna be the death of me.

Off Colors - ha, Jurassic Park ref. Woah that gem. A kindergarten in Homeworld. Woah. Thats like that catipillar from Alice In Wonderful. Hiding. Shattered. They found them! Lars! Oh that sapphire-like. LARS!!! Oh f*** that's the gif i keep on seeing! No... ok good. Wait, Lars is pink? Cliffhangers!

Lars' Head - oh crap they're back! Zombie Lars. Holy crap! Lars has Lion's powers! He's back at home! Hey! Get back over there to Homeworld. That sounds complicated. The Diamonds are liars. Wtf, well that didn't work. Aw Lars X3 aw everyone's happy to see Steven ok X)

Dewey Wins - Connie...? Oh i get it. They were so worried. What kind of mayor is he? :( Tubetube? "How to Talk to People"? Dewdrops? What a speech! Giving up? Wait a minute. I'm sensing a parrell! Oh!!! Called it!

Raising The Barn - oh it Peridot and Lapis. Oh s*** Lapis! Woah literally raising the barn. Pumpkin where r u? I stg if Pumpkin is in danger... oh wait. Pumpkin doesn't wanna go. Oh... Steven is me rn XD aw Peridot :) aw Lapis :( what do we do now?...

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

Gemcation - 9 million? Oh yeah. Steven get off ur phone! God damn it Steven! I would've loved to hear more of the story. Oh boy Pearl may know something. Oh Pearl was about to say something. Steven... aw jesus.

Back To The Kindergarten - oh no. Peridot is me rn. Lol XD Ooo!!! Farming in the Kindergarten 0.0 heh heh heh dirt fight. That's beautiful :) *GASP* D: NOOO!!! Wait, what THE?! Smokey :D :)

I have time for one more episode then i have to start getting ready to go.

Sadie Killer - i feel Sadie with the napkins. Oh god Bucky XD aw the group is nice X3 they're procrastinating. Oh! They're going somewhere with this movie X) The Working Dead, that was amazing! "Do i sound like that?" Sadie! Sadie quit?!

Ugh... i said that would be my last. I do have time for ONE more. Then theres a 2-parter after that. Definitely gonna stop b4 i watching that 2-parter.

Kevin Party - lion is missing?! Oh. Kevin XP "they're"!!! What?! Clarence? Ugh these people look weird. LION IS THERE! CONNIE IS THERE!!! Kevin is actually helping Steven? Sabina... omg XD what a montage XD This feels like a nice drama X) go Steven and Connie XD

Yep. I have to stop now. I'll order some Panera, eat it at Falcos, and then clock in. Catching up on Steven Universe was quite refreshing X)

Gtg now.

Bye bye

#life #su spoilers #su spolier #steven universe

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tanjisung · 3 years

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reading winter soldier 2019 ig

okok so i just ended up episode 1 of winterfalcon and i got overexicted bcus bucky is way too pretty wtf ??????? so i wanted to read one of his solo hqs but i couldnt find winter soldier 2012 anywhere so im reading wintersoldier 2019 very nice very nice so see my live coments + freak outs abt the internet and my opinion at the end :D

chapter one ^_^

wtf is this really only 5 chapters short thats so lame but ok that means i can end it fast

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE MY INTERNET STOPPED WORKING JUST BY THE MOMENT I STARTED READING THIS SHIT WTF

OK IT CAME BACK

lets get going first of all damn stop being so hot

OMG HE GOT HIS REDEMPTION NOW HE IS GONNA HELP OTHER PEOPLE TO GET REDEMPTIONED YES BUCKY BARNES CEO OF REDEMPTIONS I LOVE HIM SM

AND THE BLOODY INTERNET STOPPED AGAIN I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE tHATS WHY I HATE RAINY DAYS

OK IT CAME BACK AGAIN FOR FUCKS SAKE lets reload the page`~~~~~~~~~~~~

why are u talking to a cop no bucky no no

this just reminded me of a barry episode ive seen with my dad nice

WHO TF IS THAT MAN

im so sad so so so so so sad why

IS THAT TONY STARK????????????

ye it is that little bitch i hate you comics tony stark i hate you so much ill never forgive you for doing SHIT at empyre ohhh ill be here in my place with reed just doing nothing while someone is trying to explode the sun WELL DONE TONY WELL DONE

+ ur just an asshole the whole universe i only kinda like you in civil war because i hate steve 67897890x more

ok ends tony stark hate club

IDK WHO TF ARE YOU BUT COULD U TAKE MY HAND IM MARRIAGE ????????????

maybe thats just bcus he looks a lot like jason todd ok .. but he is still very cute and seems nice

chapter 2 ^_^

aparently his name is rj now im wondering do i search his name on the internet or do i just continue reading

MARVEL DEATH THE KID

HE IS TRYNA KILL BUCKY WTF U JUST SAD YOU ARE A FAN

stalker energy pls behave yourself rj

WTF IS THIS WHY DOES THIS KID HAVE VIBRANIUM

STOP TRYING TO BE JASON TODD YOU'RE NOT HIM

wait what if he is like a parody like wase wilson and slade wilson that would make me hate u marvel cause you could never make something as great as jason im very very sorry

also i hate that slade wade shit it doesnt even make sense like the product is amazing asf but the reason is weird idk not nice

ok he reminds me of my rpg character now im sad ..

PIECE OF SHIT WTF IS THIS THING STOP

WHO IS THIS MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHY DOES HE LOOKS LIKE JOHN CONSTATINE FROM WISH

WHY ARE U TELLING MJT (marvel jason todd) THAT HE FAILED NOOOOO

FOR FUCKS SAKE NO ONE ASKED YOU SHIT

BUCKY UR SO HOT AND SMART AND AMAZING <33333

chapter 3 lets goooooo :P

i hate you so much tony stark go away just go fucking away for once

RJ HAVING THERAPY THATS IT MY BOYYYY GIVE ME A KISS UR SO AMAZING CONGRATS SWEETIE

Pls bucky and rj i want you two to have brothers energy pls big bro bucky thats so cute

hot boy bucky by the sound of hard to kill by someone that i dont recall right now yes sirrrrrrrrr

rj tell me the truth ur transmasc right

THAT IS SO WEIRD BOOOOO BUBBLE MAN

omg this looks like mother virus created reality

NO HE IS BEING PUNCHED /snk flashbacks

HE TOOK HIS ARM

RJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

RJ IS SAYING A LOT OF DEEP TRUE THINGS RN SAY IT LOUDER

he is so jason todd .....

U MADE BUCKY CRY FORGET EVRYTHING I JUST SAID FUCK YOU RJ

RJ HAS A DAD ??????????????????????/

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

chapter 4 ^_^

IRISH AND ITALIAN HOLY FKCNG SHIT THAT IS SO HANDSOMENESS MATERIAL

that is so cool that man is so cool give him a solo comic idc he is just rj's father he is cool asf

MARRY ME RICHIE YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE

richie dilf

i love single dads so much im emotional now

RJ IS CRYING THAT IS TDTAYDHS THAT IS SO

IS THAT FUCKING MAFIA ??????????????

WHY RICHIE

RJ UR SO AMAZING PLS

BUCKYYYYYYYYYYY

FIFTY FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS THAT IS INSANE WTF

RICHIE WHY ARE U TREATING BUCKY THIS WAY I LOVED OU YOU MOTHERFUCKER

yes he is gonna help him nice bucky 1 kiss

WHERE DID U TAKE ALL THIS MONEY FROM

RICHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

he reminds me of another rpg character omg hunter come back to me pls

NO RICHIE U FAILED ME

YES BUCKY THANK U

Im so sad i trusted you richie u were gonna be hunter u were gonna be the cool single dad ok im sad fuck you im sad

HE KILLED RICHIE ???????

i was just going to celebrate richies death but now i just remembered that bucky doesnt wanna kill anyone so he is probably gonna be sad by killing him noooooooooooooooooooooooo

chapter 5 tHE LAST ONE NO

SWEETIE UR DAD IS DEAD omg that rhymed

U LEFT HIM IN YOU CAR WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM

this looks like a life is strange scene

yes of course his life will be better but at the same he doesnt know his dad is a piece of shit he will still be pissed and probably depressed but mostly pissed actually bucky u might die

WHY IS WISH JOHN CONSTANTINE HERE I DONT LIKE YOU SIR GO AWAY LEAVE THE KID ALONE

actually how old is rj thats a good question

ok apparently google doesnt know the answer im guessing 16

HE IS SO NICE AND AMAZING AND BADASS I LOVE YOU

OMG NO NOW HE KNOWS HE KILLED HIS DAD NOOOOOOOOOO

im mad abt he punching bucky but id do the same thing he is in right to be very mad abt it ok go on

HE KILLED WISH JOHN CONSTANTINE YES RJ UR ALWAYS RIGHT

#RJ: trans rights? of course! im trans and im always right

NO IT ENDED UP ALREADY NOOOOO

ok very cool comment section now by lucas tanjisung (me) lets go

lets start by the fact that bucky is as pretty in the comics as in the movies since this is from 2019 it might be actually inspired in sebastian stan but im not sure anyways very good looking so +678 points

one thing is that after just seeing the winterfalcon episode i guess that bucky is a very right connection to this one but like a few months later with all the getting better thing and if that is the case well done marvel it looks great

other very good thing abt this shit : RJ . pls im already in love with this like psycho traumatized teenager and maybe thats because im a very big fan of marvel teenagers in general but he has a very deep backstory that could be very useful to the universe in general. idk if he is in any other comic but an origin solo for him would be top tier or one of him after wintersoldier events and him being an anti-hero of something (or maybe thinking very high rj young avenger that would be sick

now one thing that i didnt like very much is that like .. ok i get it makes sense with his whole story and all that and i like redemption arcs a lot BUT ANTI-HEROES OR JUST KILLING HEROES ARE SO MUCH NICER AND COOLER LIKE .. (okok my fav super-heroes aren't killling heroes but u have to be the best of the best to be a not killing heroe and be good u know thats why they are my fav) COMING BACK .. i just wanted to see bucky destroying enemies and boom explosion fights and all that but it was a more deep and like thoughtful comic that differs a lot to what im used to so maybe thats why i got a little weird abt it, but counting everything it is an AWESOME comic with AWESOME drawing styles and an aweome meaning that showed a lot of emotional shit abt a character i didn't know that well

i had to rate it from 1 to 10 it would probably be an 8,5 so very cool marvel well done

#winterfalcon #bucky barnes #tfatws #winter soldier #bucky #winter soldier 2019 #rj #marvel comics #avengers #marvel

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thegaygorgon · 5 years

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MAJOR ENDGAME SPOILERS

if u haven’t seen the movie, keep reading at ur own peril

no one attack me but i’m actually really upset with endgame. i have a few points of contention:

1. tony fucking stark: not gonna lie, i’m mad at endgame partly because i’m devastated tony is dead, but like, also, how DARE they??? does tony not get a break??? yeah he has a kid but does he get to see her grow up?? does he get to chill with his friends that he’s finally made up with?? does he get to actually rebuilt his friendship with steve?? does he get to spend time with peter, who he obviously had enormous guilt over?? NO, BECAUSE HE’S DEAD!!!! i feel like there wasn’t a lot of closure, which is even more upsetting because we’ve had tony for eleven years and we deserve to see him happy and to know his happiness will last.

2. speaking of closure, NAT: no words. no words. if i said how dare they at tony’s death, double all that emotion at nat’s. what the fuck. where’s the closure what was the point. (okay i understand the point, but not to be mean, i’d rather clint be sacrificed than nat because he had a better life (an amazing family, he literally retired okay, he wasn’t very affected by civil war) and sHE DESERVES TO BE HAPPY sorry i can’t say anything else or i’ll cry)

3. steve (and bucky): listen i love peggy and i love peggy/steve and i love that steve got his dance with her (so no one say that i’m only saying this cos i ship stucky). but like,, gotta say i lowkey can’t stand that steve got old in a different time line okay. not to sound whiny, but i feel like it’s not fair to bucky??? who’s had his back since they were small children??? who literally got his memories back because of steve??? listen i’m not saying i want a full scale stucky-rebuilding-themselves-together-in-wakanda fic (ok maybe i am but shh) (listen i’m not saying it even needs to be romantic) but i feel like they haven’t had a lot of screentime of them Being Friends after the events of civil war. and they deserve that. BUCKY DESERVES THAT- sorry i have a lot of feels about bucky. also i love sam he’s one of my favorite characters (HE’S CAPTAIN AMERICA YISS) but i’m a lil salty that some Friend lines were given to him instead of bucky ack.

4. this is picky but i feel like there wasn’t enough focus on the impact of losing everyone / gaining them back: for example (i’m stuck on steve sorry mates), yes steve did his whole Sad Boi speech and his Sad Boi look, but i feel like there wasn’t a part in the movie where he actually said, “i miss bucky and sam,” you know? they literally only focused on peggy?? and also, why was literally no one who got dusted mentioned besides like, peter and hope (let me know if i’m wrong; those are the people i remember being mentioned) which was RUDE to like, bucky and sam and wanda and t’challa and shuri and yknow EVERYONE ELSE. no offence but less angsting over people who died & you can’t bring back the focus on the movie was how they lost the dusted people.

(oh also why did thor barely mention loki i’m upset) (YO LOKI DIDN’T GET A GOOD ENDING EITHER)

4. not as big a complaint but like, where the hell was carol: where was she. why was she in space the whole time. she’s supposed to be kicking ass with the avengers, not for the avengers. (but still like damn step on me)

( also, i’m confused, how does wandavision happen if vision is dead? someone explain. ALSO i’m mad wtf were the russos on about “having an openly gay character” that’s cool and all that they did a weird self insert but like, why are you proud about having one (1) minor gay character. cowards. give carol a gf )

other than that i thought endgame was really good. i’m psyched about sam being captain america, and i absolutely loved that part where all the women jOINED TOGETHER AND WERE AMAZING AND BADASS and i loved the part where tony met howard, and literally the whole captain america-captain america fight scene was gold. also i screamed when cap picked up mjonroalifajs however you spell it and also “i am iron man?” also wanda what a QUEEn

it’s just, damn man it really is the end of an era? the avengers can’t bounce back from this? i can’t deal with this so i’m gonna just binge watch the mcu movies bye

#no one attack me #i wrote this while crying #this is long & rambling forgive me #avengers: endgame #endgame #endgame spoilers

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musclesandhammering · 7 years

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im fucking asking you about your ships cause I got nothing better to do,,,,, tell me why they're worthy. ALL OF THEM.

ALL OF THEM???O K OK I'M OK I CAN DO THIS.*calming breaths*Ok. So I'm gonna have to categorize these bc I apparently have no self control and I ship nearly everything in every fandom. So.SHERLOCK:• johnlock (I bet ur so shocked right)• adlock (woah there's a twist lol)• sherstrade (cutiieeess)• viclock (vic was his uni bf fight me)• clarry (Clara and Harry if you didn't know)SUPERNATURAL:[First and foremost, absolutely NOT Destiel. Get. It. The. Fuck. Away. From. Me.] Anyway...• sastiel (they're adorable)• megstiel (my ultimate otp)• crowstiel (season 6 really got me)• calthazar (balthycas ftw)• hanstiel (2 pack of sweet cinnamon rolls)• wincest (I mean... come on)• samleen (I love her so much pls help)• casreel (cuz Cas and Gadreel relate so hard)• also whatever the ship name is for Bobby and Jody• also bobby and Ellen• and dean and lisa• wait wait wait also Donna and Jody• wtf Donna and Cas too• and Charlie and the cute fairy girlMARVEL:[Most of these are Loki so... sorry.]• grandmaster x Loki is real big rn • also Valki• and DashingMischief (fandral x Loki)• logyn (cuz sigyn will always be important imo)• thorki (in fanfiction but not in canon)• stoki (on occasion)• sifki (it's funny cuz they totally hate eachother at the same time)• I use to ship Loki x Svadilfari (as in if he was a person) but the more I think about it, the more the whole mythology horse rape thing just icks me so... nah. • winterfrost (Bucky x Loki)• gammafrost (Bruce x Loki)• sometimes frostiron but only in certain fics• clintasha (100% ftw all the way they are canon)• Steve x Peggy • stucky (sometimes)• pepperony • science bros but the slash version• stony (only sometimes)• thorsif• frigga x Odin (shut up they're lovely)• loki x doctor doom• loki x doctor strange• loki x taneleer tivan (the collector)So. I think that's all the big ones. Lmao I say that like I didn't just list 59273830 couples. Ha. Anyway, thank you so much for asking this, anon. It was really fun to do this (even though I feel like I'm missing something).So that's that. Just curious, how weird are these to you guys?

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