#— king of fucking shit up<3

[imminent-danger-came]

I'm so convinced that LBD's og plan was to use MK (as a battery to power her mech, just like SWK was a battery to power Spider Queen's mech in RoTSQ), and to use MK specifically to undo the memories of the world. Like. It's just lining up

#And it's feeling more and more likely that she was manipulated by the king of the underworld #Like girl. #The manipulation of royalty in lmk continues #We just gotta acknowledge this AND acknowledge the 1x01 seal and we are in business baby #like this shit will be so tight and I will fucking ascend by that point #The tin foil hat AND clown wig is on but that's okay #Spider Queen & LBD are making a come back I am a believer #SQ I think has a good chance of showing up but I am gunning for a LBD flashback. #honestly #Okay what's on my list of s5 bullshit at this point #Samadhi Fire Part 3. SWK V MK. EAMK. Wukong Killed Macaque Reveal. LBD flashback. SQ Shows Up. #The Yellowtusk & Ne Zha side plot of my dreams #MK's color palate shifts to teal #Ummm #can't think of more rn but I'll workshop it #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk rant #imp tag #GOD AND THIS WORKS WITH LIKE. THE FACT THAT THE MAYOR GAVE MK THE KEY IN 1x08 #LIKE WHY DID HE DO THAT #GOD #It's like. There's a reason I fucking swear #And it's tied to the og plan of using MK as a power source because of his memory connection #Like the Mayor could have just given the key to the Demon Bull Family. But he didn't. He gave it to MK instead #After Macaque had lost it. #And so the question comes back to: what the fuck is MK and how does he play into the larger plan #knawing and biting.

[sneevl13t]

never let me in, kirbo fandom

what the fuck is this

#my art #shit art #shitpost #kirby #kirby fanart #meta knight #king dedede #bandana waddle dee #elfilin #waddle dee #THE CAR ONE #NEVER LET ME DRAW AGAIN #THE KIRBY IN THE FUCKING FAMILY TREE THING #I FUCKED IT UP SO BAD GRAHHHH #but theres always baby wagdle dee :3 #i do get inspo from other posts so shout out to them lol #idk if the king dedede i made is cute or just terrifying #my first and (hopefully) final contribution to the kirb fandom #may kirby eat the universe

[mimicmew]

Happy pride month to kirby characters and kirby characters only

[Reblogs > Likes]

#(ofc thats a joke happy pride to everyone) #mew drew #kirby #kirby series #meta knight #king dedede #metadede #marx #magolor #marxolor #<- i think that ship is honestly the funniest shit ever. #bandana waddle dee #Bandana Dee #bandee #not supposed to be ship w/ kirby and bandee but idc if you tag it like that #oh and just for the record since a bunch seem to have popped up here: #pro/shippers fuck off </3

[hood-ex]

I just watched Kung Fu Panda 3 for the first time, and I also just found out Kung Fu Panda 4 is coming out next year, and let me tell you, the whole entire time I was watching 3, I was wondering where tf Tai Lung was. Because we found out that the Wuxi Finger Hold sends mortals to the spirit realm, and Po used that on Tai Lung, so Tai Lung has been somewhere in the spirit realm this entire time.

I was mad that they didn't have Po somehow convince Tai Lung to join his side to defeat Kai, or maybe Tai Lung would've already had beef with Kai since joining the spirit realm. Like?? How cool would it have been to have Tai Lung use his nerve attack against Kai?? Or to even watch him, Po, and Tigress work together to take down Kai.

But now that I know another movie is coming out next year where it sounds like Tai Lung might be brought back as one of the antagonists, I can understand why they didn't go down that path. Still. I would've liked to see Tai Lung fighting with Po instead of against him.

#i'm sorry but tai lung fucks #his prison escape scene is so good #even though it makes zero sense that he would still have all his muscles after being imprisoned like that asldkja #but when he runs up the rock and grabs the dynamite to chuck it at all the guards?? king shit!! #also i love tigress and at times i'm like man i wish this was a tigress movie and not another po saves everyone movie #Kung Fu Panda 3

[poisoned-pearls]

❗❗❗❗❗❗

BOTHERING YOU!!! I AM INTERESTED!!!

AUGHH OKAY OKAY SO-

It’s INCREDIBLY similar to canon, that’s like, half of the point. Jamil and Azul have been in the same class for their whole school a career and I firmly believe Azul has HAD a crush on him since their first year even in canon (ex. “I’ve always been curious about you since we were first years.”)

so in this au it happened completely on accident. Since they were only around 3 weeks- a month into school, Jamil didn’t have kalim to worry about yet (who arrived a month later) and azul didn’t have such a large reputation (so Jamil was a little less cautious). Potion project, truth serum. Should be easy right? That was until azul accidentally lost balance and tried to catch himself on the cauldron, sending it all over him and into his mouth.

so when Jamil leans over to ask if he’s okay, because a giant metal thing just tipped over him, the first thing out of his mouth is “great seven you’re gorgeous.”

when Jamil is promptly like “what” Azul literally can not control his tongue and is like “please go on a date with me-“ and Jamil just stares at him for a moment before going “…sure” because, well, hell. He’s free from kalim for the first time in his life, he thinks he’s pretty too, it’s worth a shot and he’s under a truth potion, so at least he knows he finds him attractive. So sure, couldn’t hurt to try.

And it did, in fact, not hurt to try, they snuck their way up the astronomy tower and had a nice dinner that azul made. And they were both, very very happy.

another date later (this time by Jamil, where they played mancala in one of the scarabian common places) and they were official.

And a month later, (a week or so after kalim transferred) Jamil joined basketball and Azul became his number one fan, where a year later Ace learns about his existence from

Azul keeps Jamil from becoming more stressed about kalim, and Jamil uses his study guides to not go insane. Jamil also becomes a third enforcer for the monstro lounge, and knows EXACTLY how everything works, because hell he was there right next to Azul and helping him figure it all out when it was happening. He’ll catch someone trying to run from Azul and his contracts and toss them right back into the shark pit.

theyre also horrible. Like the most couple to ever couple. Jamil waits outside every housewarden meeting to walk with Azul, they always either bring breakfast or coffee for each other (they’ll switch it up on who brings it each day). Hell even Ace originally knew Azul as “Jamil’s boyfriend from octavinelle” during games.

#Also I think that Azul wouldn’t overblot (because Jamil would seriously help with his self esteem and because JAMIL SHOULD PUNCH LEONA-) #Listen I’m not a Leona hater #But I didn’t like him during book 3- #Listen I’m sorry I just can’t sympathize that strongly with a guy who is still rich as hell and royalty #You don’t have to work #I don’t feel that bad for you not being king #Jamil probably would still overblot but I have angst for that #Angst you’d probably like actually #You know when you were thinking about Jamil feeling bad after his overblot?? #Imagine how he’d feel knowing he chucked his boyfriend halfway across the desert #But yeah #the sillies #id also think it’d be FUCKING HILARIOUS for canon Jamil to meet this jamil #“Oh shit the magic is all messed up- give me a second I need to call my bf to make sure he’s okay” #“Your what” #“My… boyfriend? What you don’t have one?” #“NO????” #“Life must suck for you then.” #“What? You think I need someone to be happy?” #“Well are you?” #“…” #(He feels bad because he doesn’t get Azul and weighted blanket cuddles when he’s sad) #(He feels bad thinking about all of the bad mental episodes Azul’s helped him through) #After Jamil figures out the other version of him is dating Azul he’s like “Him?? That schemer-??” #He insults him so much other Jamil is like “listen I don’t care if your me I can only take so many insults to my boyfriend before I just #Fight you.” #Jamil vs jamil #jamil viper #Azul Ashengrotto #jamiazu

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

thought about prjme defenders greyscale arc for longer than 30 seconds

#sorrry im thinking abt that again. god what the fuck. horror movie. #ros if u see this im sorry youre not at the greyscale arc yet . but holy shit. fuuuuuck #i ahve so many things to say about the greyscale arc. worlds most fucked up 3 episodes ever #hey can we talk about the fact that the greyscale arc is only 3 episodes long. it feels like 20 years. #what the fuck man #william wisp i want to put you in a blender and boil the remaining liquid over my gas stovetop #me watching tokyo ghoul like wow this is just like wjen william wisp [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and then [REDACTED] #extremely loud dialup tone playing in my brain when i think about kimuri and clarence and mal and ghoul and jason king and emily and #fucuuucucuuckkk #im going to eat microplastics #reaction time #<< kind of. i guess #im not liveblogging it bc im watching tokyo ghoul instead but. now im just thinking about the end of the greyscale arc. in the kitchen.

[fluffypotatey]

Okay, but like...what if in "Queen of Hearts," Arthur followed through on his threat before Morgana did her sorcery frame-up, and he and Gwen just dipped (with Merlin, obviously)? Like, he leaves an Official Statement of Resignation on his desk with his signet ring, renouncing his claim to the throne and all that? The three of them are halfway to Essetir before anyone notices they're gone.

And on the way, they just happen to chance across some smugglers? Logic dictates that Tristan and Isolde started their hustle during Uther's reign for them to be as good as they are in S4 when Arthur had only been king a few months tops. They're still initially suspicious, ofc, but they warm up a lot faster considering the situation, and they're always down with someone who says "fuck the king" with their whole chest. The trio takes up with them bc they're always on the move and make a living on not being found, which is exactly what they need rn because Uther will be looking for them.

But if they want to stay, they gotta contribute. House rules.

Now, insofar, Tristan and Isolde are strictly transport. They're more or less fences. They don't do the actual theft part. But the trio can. Arthur can blend right in with the rich people they rip off, and he's bougie enough to pick out the Good Shit and pass on the knockoffs. Merlin and Gwen can blend right in with the servants to case the joint and swipe the goods, not to mention Gwen's knowledge of metalworking means being able to dismantle jewelry pieces without damaging them and making them untraceable, and Merlin can cover their tracks with magic (he'd have told them after they left) and create distractions as needed.

Arthur does have a small crisis when he realises he makes a better grifter than a prince, but then it's just really funny. He is now the Once and Future King of Thieves. Tristan and Isolde are the envy of the black market scene bc of their "secret weapons."

Bonus points if this is how they meet the rest of the squad bc legit the only knight that isn't a confirmed criminal is Percival, but he's also besties with Lancelot, so it's implied he might be.

Knights of the Criminal Enterprise.

you could have just kissed me on the spot you know

#god i'm in love with this concept #never thought i'd find a canon divergent merwenthur au where they're the top dogs of Albion's criminal empire #s5 is them realizing that camelot is in deep shit bc morgana took up the throne after they left and arthur still loves his kingdom #he's conflicted about going back bc 1) that's his home and it deserves better 2) he likes his life rn 3) he's in denial about morgana's #corruption arc no matter how many times he hears about ('that's not gana merlin those people don't know her like i do' and merlin doesn't #have the heart to tell arthur about her plots to kill both him and uther and gwen) it's not until leon arrives that arthur has to accept it #also elyan introduces merwenthur to tristan & isolde bc obvi he left with the gang (he promised her that he'd always be there and he intend #to keep that promise!) #lancelot when he meets the gang during a heist and he's their target's bodyguard ('...fancy meeting you here' 'literally what the fuck') #the tristan adoption process happens faster in this au bc tristan isn't aware that arthur (affectionately called wart) is the prince #gwen putting her smithing skills to good use and having them be acknowledged????? well mark me down as a swooning damsel #her and elyan being a dynamic duo when it comes to smelting or forging a quarter master's keys #bbc merlin #merwenthur #once and future king of thieves #or Albion's Oceans 11 #arthur pendragon #gwen #merlin emrys #tristan and isolde #headcanons

[astranauticus]

todays orv mood: standing at the water dispenser under my dorm building waiting for my instant noodles to cook just pacing in circles and swearing

#orv liveblog #should i tag spoilers for like. ramble in tags?? #ok i'll do it just to be safe #orv spoilers #idk in case my webtoon only irl friend suddenly decides to log back into her tumblr after 3 years #context chapter 311/46th scenario #ok theres a lot going on here #first off 1863th round yjh is a character made to haunt me specifically so when the name hell of eternity came up wow i was feeling like #500 emotions at once and none of them were good #second i saw someone on lofter say today that most of the talking kdj and yjh do in this book is through fights and just #LIKE I JUST. cannot get over how our perspective of their relationship is just always being filtered through these two people #who are just fuckin INCAPABLE of TALKING ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS like NORMAL PEOPLE #like it drives me so insane that this book is so show dont tell by necessity bc kdj is a fucking moron so we just get these #insanity inducing details like yjh paying to extend his midday rendezvous with kdj for 3 years and just using it as a personal journal #and then you get past all the fuckin. the two of them beating the shit out of each other by way of communicating and its like #'i want to lock you up so you'll stop dying because im scared im not strong enough to be able to stop you and we cant lose you again' LIKE? #SIR WHAT??????? HELLO?????????????? #also the line that made me start pacing in circles around the water cooler while swearing in mandarin was specifically #'i couldn't be the protagonist. i couldn't save someone else' #says the DEMON KING OF SALVATION. like damn its 'sacrifice's will is a stigma that didn't really suit me' all over again #like i love that kdj has the nerve to be like 'of course i dont want to die' and yjh just absolutely does not buy it for a second #god. i want to hit him on the head with a brick.

[gayrogues]

there is no fucking way that tom king's shitty oneshot, featuring the most out-of-character riddler known to man and a batman who breaks his no kill rule and waterboards people, got nominated for an eisner award...

#i hate the riddler issue of one bad day so much it's unreal #1. why write a riddler comic if you're gonna be like 'actually he HATES riddles and puzzles and won't be using them anymore' #now he's just some guy who kills people #2. i don't think i need to explain why i hate the concept of batman breaking the no kill rule or waterboarding people #3. trying to make the killing joke relevant again after 30 years? to say that ed was the mastermind behind it? #4. the plot is just. incredibly silly and not in a good way like you're telling me once the riddler stops using riddles he #becomes powerful enough to take over the entire city and batman can't do anything about it except kill him? #and i'm not talking taking over the city like in zero year where there was an actual plan #in one bad day everyone just gets sooo scared of him and his massive brain that they fall in line #5. that is not his fucking backstory #that's like. the complete opposite of it. keeping only the part about him having a shitty dad #he was never a prestigious prep school kid under immense pressure to be the smartest #he was just some kid who went unnoticed by everyone and that's why winning that puzzle contest was so important to him #and then his dad refused to believe he was smart enough to win the contest without cheating and you know the rest #he has a very ordinary backstory that explains a lot about him #meanwhile i feel like tom king was like 'oh shit this series is called one bad day' #'i need to give ed a pivotal moment in his life that made him fucked up and evil' #'how bout i write all this stuff leading up to him brutally killing his teacher at the age of like 15' #and it just sucked ass #i feel like there was more stuff i hated that i'm forgetting but i am not gonna re-read this comic to remember! at least the art was good #oopsie daisy these tags turned out to be much longer than i was expecting - i don't even care about the eisner awards i just saw the #category pop up on the library app that i use and i was like Why is This in here #ransom.txt

[o-crud]

Rob and Evil Morty… teaming up.

#Yes kings #Escape your respective cycles of trauma #And fuck up all the shit together #<3 #rob tawog #tawog #evil morty #rick and morty #cartoon network #crossover

[gregmarriage]

if you could go anywhere in space AND time, where and when would you go?

hmmmm, tbh i’m a history bitch, so i’d probably follow my 9 year old self’s dream and visit ancient egypt, bc i had SUCH a hyperfixation when we studied it in a school, so yeah, probably that

#thanks for asking 💕 #my ass would make into a doctor who episode tbh #i’d end up being the one to make king tut’s curse happen while trying to get them to leave that shit alone in the future #bc yeah that shit is fascinating but should stay where it fucking belongs <3

[holocene-sims]

next // previous

july 30, 2021 6:00 p.m. the old mill restaurant

#ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 #sims 4 story #sims 4 storytelling #simblr #hlcn: everything the stars promised #aoife in her roman holiday era #fuck up that scarf miss aoife!! #also grant in a suit he likes <3 king shit #also yes the marriage ref here is supposed to be (1) ironic because they have no idea about aoife's marriage incident and (2) a teaser #holocene.docx #holocene.png #hlcn: grant #hlcn: aoife #hlcn: cathal #hlcn: yvonne #hlcn: eimear

[soo-won]

Il like yeah I don't like Suwon because of his vibes and because his 8 years old ass won't put my daughter above the country my grown ass is unable to rule decently :/ But what I find curious is how no one ever ask why Il didn't, just maybe, prioritized his nephew, that he's the only adult relative of now(because of who i ask you!!) just a bit more ? like you know. He's supposed to be his uncle. God forbid this child have other priorities than his cousin in life but the adult in his 40/50s has a free pass to not be a responsible adult with his orphaned nephew.

If Il had lingering resentment over how Yuhon planned to kill Yona and felt like it was only fair he wouldn't treat his brother's son as family either, that could have been something interesting to explore. but it doesn't. And instead of being honest about the reasons why he "just can't do" with Suwon, he blames it all on Suwon himself. Who again is a child that just lost his two parents and is holding a faction of people that would very much commit a regicide immediatly if he wasn't holding them by the scruff of the neck.

#il not liking how two faced suwon is w him like pls first look urself in a mirror and second how the fuck do you want him to behave exactly. #like maybe if you had told him directly you would be a shit king for kouka that wont even try he would have been honest sooner yeah #sorry for bringing this up i got reminded of il without my consent and was plagued with ch197 flashbacks #it's funny to me that kusa def wrote it with the intent of making the readers sympathize and feel for il but every page made me angrier #and i didnt even think it was possible bc i already despised him a lot #even if suwon was really an evil 'sociopath' you would have to brainwash me first for me to stop taking the side of the 9 yo child. #who happens to be my fave so yes im biased but like i would genuinely feel this way even if he wasnt #i just wouldnt still be talking about it 3 years later(wdym 3 years!!!!) #im a changed person today im actually calm and not upset writing this #akayona thoughts

[hauntingblue]

LUFFY!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED!!!! LUFFY BELIEVER FULL TIME!!!!! LET US WORSHIP THE SUN!!!!

#luffy deflating like a balloon..... be serious 😭😭 #MOMO NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR LUFFY!!! oh kaido going for the others now..... law could hear his voice too??? #NAMI BEING THE FIRST TO STEP UP!!! CHILLS!!! THIS TIME STEPPING UP TO WITNESS THE HORRORS!!! YEAH!!! #yamato really does carry the spirit of oden straight up.... motivating his son and everything... #i feel like i am going insane... I CAN HEAR THE DRUMS!!! nami telling luffy to not die and fulfill his promise WHO ELSE HAD A PROMISE???? #is this why his fruit awakened.... because nami reminded him of the promise... omg..... THE DRUMS!!! CHILLS!!!! THE SMILE!!!!! IM SO HYPE!! #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1070 #i am smiling so hard rn. contagious #also the cp0 that died for this ajdja.... suffering from success.... #THE BOUNCING SOUNDS!!!! THE DRUMS!!!! THE SMILE!!! SANJI JUST VOLTING AWAKE??? see the clouds over his shoulders remain.... as i was saying #you know this has me realising maybe shanks isn't all that bad and stole the fruit from the gov so they couldnt get hold of it #hiyori saying how oden kept hia promise but also how he wanted to keep the promise of opening wano for joyboy #THE KANJURO THING!!! HIYORI WATCH OUT!!! oh its gonna burn orichi by accident YEAAHHH!!!!!!! FUCK YEAHH!!!! #the animation is so fun.. luffy just junping around and shit while hia destruction power is MASSIVE #this is so!!!! kaido complaining about being bored and having fun thru fighting AND HERE COMES LUFFY WITH HIS LOONEY TOONS GOOFY FIGHT!!!! #they knocked this shit out of the park!!! also END CREDITS????! #episode 1071 #momo saying kaido got fat 😭 actually kaido got pregnant <3 yamato you're going to be a big brother congrats!!! #the eyes 😭😭 damn luffy flew away and exploded... 😞😞 skipping rope with kaido omg.... everyone should go outside and see this... #we are welcoming here in the luffy believers... barto is gonna enlist hundreds of new members #law is luffy believer number 1 damn the speech he is giving kid... omg kaido bonked him ajshaksjak that was so good he needed witnesses.. #nami worried abojt luffy being dead and when he appears she is just like WTF IS THAT!!!!!! HUH???!! #wait a second ooohhhh kaido is goong down too fuck yes akdjaksj momo and yamato peeking over the island jahdksk #THE DRUMS BEING HIS HEART I CANNOT GET OVER IT!!! Kaido shoukd be puking up his insides by now but alas this is so fun BOIOIOIOIOING #FIRST TIME SOMEONE ASKS LUFFY WHO HE IS AND HE DOESN'T SAY MONKEY D LUFFY FUTURE KING OF THE PIRATES. HE SAYS ITS HIM. STRAIGHT UP!!!! #NVM HE SAID IT!!!!! GOD IS THAT YOU????!!!! #episode 1072

[heyitslapis]

as someone whos watched h3IIuva b0$$ I really hate that the show's creator is Like That because i love the characters but theyre all built like sticks & unnecessarily fetishized so watching makes me Uncomfortable

#like i LOVE Flzz3roIIi & i think the domestic shit between him & 0z would be rly cute normally! #if ''he's designed/animated/written like that bc he's being fetishized'' wasnt blaring in the back of my mind #im stealing the characters from her actually theyre mine now & im gonna draw them cooler/fatter/non-fet & theyre gonna be happy <3 #also the character design is literally copy/paste with color changes #when i heard lucifer was revealed i was SO EXCITED cause after seeing 0z i thought the character design would be sick!! #was very disappointed to find out that he's just another skinny twlnk who doesnt have enough torso to hold his own organs #a coworker at blaze was like ''nah you should see it when he transforms its SO FUCKING SICK'' i looked it up. he was wrong #DO NOT REBLOG #also i wont hear other peoples side to this I LIKE THE SHOW just hate how its characters are handled #when i hear the KING OF HELL swoops in & TRANSFORMS to his ''true demon form'' im expecting badass not wings & horns #just had to get that out ive been feeling this way for months #emma rambles #hate tag

[haemosexuality]

trying to work out how old i think betty is

#i feel like before everything went to shit she was prob like 2 or 3 years younger than simon #but then between the crown and a thousand years passing and time travel that probably got fucked up a bit #im using simon as reference cuz i have nothing else to go off of iwnfuwwfirg #ok im gonna improvise a petrigrof timeline rn #they met when they were post graduate students. according to google the average age of postgrads is like late 20s early 30s #so m gonna say betty was like 29 and simon was 32 #they stay together a long time i mean they wrote a book together. ill say like. around a decade. betty is now 38 and simon is 41 #at some point during that time they get engaged #then the crown happens and betty jumps into the future #a year after that the war begins (i dont think we have any indication that betty knew ab the war do we?? if thats a thing then pretend she #went to the future a year later idk) #also marceline was born 2 years ago. shes in this timeline too bc shes relevant to simons story #when simon is 44 and marceline is 4 the bomb drops #hes 3 years into the ice king transformation #so his mental aging is like... slowing down #and his physical age is speeding up #marcy is 6 and hes 46 when they meet #and shes around 11 and hes 51 when he leaves #then a thousand years passes and betty appears in the future #shes 38 and simon is insane #shes 39 when she gets magic mand and 40 when she gets golbd. damn that woman cannot catch a break i didnt realize before now how fast all #that happened #and simon is still over a thousand years old. until he gets reset to how he was before the crown! or at least thats what i think happened! #so as of cawm hes like 41 again. and betty is dead #damn ive been calling him grandpa but hes barely even grandpa aged. yet. he is by fionna and cake/obsidian time tho #ok yeah im satisfied w that #adventure time #betty grof #simon petrikov