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pierog · 1 month
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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
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tinystepsforward · 2 months
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Matt Mullenweg is now sexually harassing Avery on Twitter for posting a selfie and the caption “too hot for tumblr”
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what the actual fuck is he doing. where those were sw accounts this is not just completely inappropriate harassment but potentially outing. so fucking far beyond what he was already doing to follow her there.
also noting that he's changed his focus since nobody thought the screenshot of the threat was valid (and i have had multiple ex-staff confirm that it's not against tos, btw). this kind of info should never be dug up and put out there by a ceo having a tantrum, christ alive
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recently-reanimated · 10 months
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This video has permanently changed my vocabulary so I need you all to see it
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puirell · 6 months
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feels like a good time to bring this back
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serialunaliver · 10 days
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nah we need to critique toxic hookup culture/casual sex and those who participate in it. your bpd hypersexuality is just preventing you from seeing that
my...my bpd hypersexuality...?????
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happyheidi · 1 year
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the moon in paintings. x
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romcommunist · 3 months
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all my haters become alligators when I see em later
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amygdalae · 7 days
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I think he wld be very happy as a zookeeper
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buggachat · 5 months
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“adrien was never allowed to go to public school” ladynoir AUs are so underrated tbh. the reveal is arguably even more earth-shattering than canon’s. in an AU where marinette personally doesn’t know adrien at all, the reveal becomes the in-universe equivalent of finding out your boyfriend on discord has been Harry Styles all along. and you’re not even necessarily a fan. fucking hilarious. iconic. how does she come back from that. how do you just continue on your day after finding out your life is a wattpad fic
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sugarlywhispers · 4 months
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the sudden thought of bakugou katsuki sending an audio to his s/o while at the gym, where he speaks IN BETWEEN GASPS AND GRUNTS AND EVEN GROWLS BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT OF WEIGHT HE'S LIFTING WHILE ALSO TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE FOR DINNER AND SUGGESTING MEALS OR PLEACES TO GO IF YOU WANT AND THEN HE SAYS, "Ugh... whatever you... mmh... want, baby, it's yours..." AND HE EXHALES FUCKING SEXILY AS THE SOUND OF THE WEIGHT DROPPING IS HEARD.
— I'M DYING HELP.
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forestofsprites · 1 year
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i'm such a friend lover. i genuinely believe that my friends are the coolest funniest loveliest most ridiculously joyous people out there! im biased as hell!! i think theyre all rad! and the universe just so happened to slip all these beloved people into my orbit! and vice versa!! wtf!
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agnesmontague · 6 months
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the house has filled itself with chintz
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slttygeto · 6 months
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i’ve been thinking all day about teacher! suguru being so protective of his pregnant wife. your belly is round and is carrying not one—but two of his babies and he can’t help but feel nervous everytime he remembers that their due date is approaching.
he’s got a hand on you all the time, especially when you come visit him at school and he wants to tell the students to leave you alone but your flushed cheeks when yuuji laughs at one of the babies kicking when he rests his hand on your belly (with your consent of course) put him at ease.
“she likes me!” yuuji says so excitedly.
“obviously she’s happy because I am here,” nobara says proudly and you can’t help the chuckle that escapes your lips.
megumi on the other hand just watches in silence as his two classmates get so comfortable around you, and you can’t help but ask him to get closer.
“…did you get all of your shots?”
“my shots?” you raise an eyebrow.
“I don’t want to hurt the babies…somehow. even though my hands are washed and I’m not sick.”
you smile fondly at the boy. “megumi, come closer.” is all you say and the boy timidly places a hand on the other side of your belly before removing it as though his skin came in contact with fire.
“that’s so disrespectful dude.” yuuji announces and megumi already looks pissed.
“how is that disrespectful you-“
suguru quietly walks up behind you and he thinks that even after many years of being together, you don’t hear him. but pregnancy is a super power of its own, and he is pleasantly surprised when you feel him creep up behind you.
“you heard me?”
“I felt you.” you say casually and melt when his hand touches your round belly.
“the girls are happy that you are here,” you say with a small smile and suguru hopes that he will always hear this sentence come out of your mouth.
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7roaches · 6 months
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sorry that took like an hour i stopped to eat dinner heres my idea
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triona-tribblescore · 19 days
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I cant stop thinking about them :'( 🩷🩷✨✨ drew my human designs for a wee change of pace uvu
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cali · 7 months
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i like my little sister but i dont know if shes the castle or the cats living in it
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