#{ open your eyes : ask }

[worldsokayestdragon]

shipping Lucifer and Alastor but not romantically or sexually or even platonically but in a secret fourth way. enemies to enemies who hang out with each other all the time. kismesis without the sexy parts. a QPR but in this case the R stands for Rivalry. they both built their own tower on opposite sides of the hotel to avoid each other but neither of them are ever in those towers because they spend all their time in the lobby bickering. they have at least five musical showdowns a week. at first Charlie steps in to deescalate whenever it looks like they're about to actually kill each other but they're always like "we were just talking what's the problem?" so eventually she just leaves them to it. any suggestion to either of them about rising above it or trying to stay away from the other is met with some variation of "I can't back down and give him the satisfaction of thinking he won! also he's fun to piss off" Vox tries to start shit with Alastor and gets smited by the king of hell himself because Lucifer "can't let anything happen to my daughter's hotel's bellhop!" Lucifer seems down after an argument with Charlie and Alastor convinces her to talk things out with her dad who "isn't nearly as entertaining when he's moping about." at no point do they show any signs of hating each other any less. imagine if one of the most important and stable relationships in your life was based on mutual loathing.

#does this even count as shipping i hear you ask #it does if you set aside societys obsession with romance #and open your minds eye to the full spectrum of human emotion and potential fucked up relationships #i want to watch them fight forever #i love hells greatest dad and i think we should keep that energy going #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin lucifer #radioapple #< sorta

[pigdemonart]

ingo rlly does sound like weird al 😭

THANK YOU!!!

You have won EXHIBIT A: the video I compiled of Ingo quotes to demonstrate how close he sounds to Weird Al.

#i invite you all to close your eyes and open your ears (and heart) to the truth #ask the pig #submas

[realpokemon]

You must get a lot of asks, how do you decide which ones to answer?

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#[ #literally its just if i can think of anything funny or Worldbuildingly Constructive to say about it #unfortunately ive been pretty preoccupied as of late so i havent been able to achieve this for as many #also. this is me looking you in the eyes. if i don't answer your ask #it's probably because there are a dozen more asks every time i open this website. my goal has never been to answer every ask #its to HAVE FUN :] #also. PLEASE ASK OOC QUESTIONS IN MY DMS! #THEY ARE OPEN FOR A REASON! #it's not just there for the PORNBOTS! #or at least ask OFF ANON so i can answer privately #i hate answering ooc asks. im doing this one because i get it a Lot and no one dms me ooc questions. #crying begging read the faq #] #blog management

[paimonial-rage]

wriothesley 3, 16, 17 :3 -- @milkstore

[Character Analysis Ask Meme]

What is Wriothesley’s mbti/enneagram?

Wriothesley is a 9w8 ESTP sp/so.

What is the best way to win Wriothesley’s heart?

Wriothesley is a simple man, and simple men require simple methods. Simply put, the best way to win Wriothesley’s heart is to flirt with him. He doesn’t need much more than that. Challenge him, tease him, take him by surprise. Play hot and cold. Accept his invitations for tea, then spurn his advancements the next. Present yourself as a catch, dance right out of his reach, and let his instincts kick in. But make sure you’re having fun too. It’s not a game if both people aren’t having fun.

What are Wriothesley’s strengths in a relationship?

Of the many traits Wriothesley was blessed with, two that stand out are his level-headedness and his tendency toward action. No matter what you may go through as a couple, he will not be overcome by stress or fear. You can always trust him to be solid no matter the storm. Not to mention you can trust he will not take the backseat in your relationship. If there is anything wrong, he will address it. But more than that, if he sees the chance to make you happy, he will take it, whether it’d be bringing home flowers or taking you on a date to something you want to see. In a relationship, he won’t let you feel alone.

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #wriothesley #wriothesley x reader #my writing #character analysis #okay! i admit it! because it was you i let myself get a bit lazy with the writing #it’s not as uwu as it normally is #wriothesley’s ivs were so hard here because you can make an argument for any of the synflow types #he exudes pseudo sx vibes but i’m p sure that’s the case bc he’s the typical leather jacket bad boy types being an estp and 9w8 haha #i will say tho that the winning his heart thing isn’t completely accurate #that’s more how to capture his attention and get him to be interested in you #imo he’s not picky you know? #but if you had to ask i’d say he’s attracted to fighters #not in the super saiyan sense or in the love hate relationship sense p #i mean more like…. you don’t simply accept everything that’s handed to you… even things you don’t like #you have enough self respect to stand up for yourself in the way that you can get him to say #‘oho? i like that look in your eyes’ #he’s a fighter so it only makes sense haha #but that’s just my opinion he’s pretty open

[snakeguy999]

Day 18. "Favourite character"

#art #fanart #off game #ask to tag #nudity #hes trans forrever has been in my mind #in canon too if you open your eyes #dedan #off dedan #dedan x enoch #enoch x dedan #enoch #off enoch #offtober #offtober 2023 #guaa i love draiwng real men....soo handosme.... #old man yaoi

[seagull-scribbles]

I want you to tell ‘em that you love the way that they don’t stick out like sore middle fingers

[Continuation of this]

#TMNT 2012 #casey jones 2012 #raphael hamato #rasey #this is platonic again but I’m not against romantic subtext or whatever #when I was in school being able to do this with your hand was super cool and I often still do it with both #but I’ve met both adults and kids who’ve never seen it before and it freaks them out ahaha #anyway I was jus thinking of hands again and this is a warm up sketch #but i do think thee two would have heart to hearts on rooftops sometimes and really open up #maybe theyre sat next to eachother and raph looks at his thigh next to Casey’s and gets self conscious #maybe one of them was hurt in a fight (probably Casey) and theyre patching eachother up and they just start exploring their differences #or maybe its something as simple as raph asking casey if he was Tarzan and the scene with the hands and Casey’s like yo we can do that #or even more childish theyre just doing it to see who’s hands bigger because Casey’s sister has been doing it a lot and its fun #because let me tell you it doesnt matter how old the kids i work with are they all love comparing my hand with theirs #but i imagine Raphs eyes for a second would give away hes upset a little cause he’s definitely the most self conscience about being a mutant #so Casey would do this and be like ahh look see we arent that different really #raph could bend his fingers to emphasise how much shorter Casey’s are #and cause would say something like these digits might be small but theyre mighty #leading to a shove or even a thumb war or something #anyway ill stop gushing i have a comission to do xxx #OH OH OH THE BITE MARK ON CASEY IS BECAUSE A MUTUAL COMMENTS ABOUT EATING MY RASEY ART SO THATS THEIR TEETH but im not naming names....

[inkisionary]

Have you ever drawn Hwei as a non bean?

If brokenness is a work of art, surely this must be my masterpiece...

#Anonymous #; 'rule of thirds...' [artwork] #; 'open your eyes...' [answered ask] #hwei #league of legends #hwei league of legends #lukai hwei #hwei lol

[onejellyfishplease]

I drew beetle donnie, Dro, and unmutated Donnie!

(i feel like Dro is a little to expressive? And beetle Don might be off-)

OMG THEYRE SO CUTEEEE!!! I love your art style! especially how traumatised Unmutated Donnie looks lmao

#I think beetle donnie looks great!! #and u got Dro's eyes down #she would react like that after a while of getting used to having a body #big eyes #asks #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #open your shell to find your wings #open your shell fanart #dro #rottmnt dro #dro fanart #feral-turtlecat #her inspiration

[graedari]

Indulgent doodle page of Fin-Tastic Aquarium :)

#graedari doodles #dishonored #dh #Fin-tastic Aquarium AU #daud (dishonored) #thomas the whaler #custis pendleton #morgan pendleton #aramis stilton #grim alex #alexandria hypatia #emily kaldwin #corvo attano #digital art #ipad #apple pen #procreate #there are so many layers to the first two drawings ashdoaha im sorry anyone who wants context #custy im gaykissing you for endearing me to the twins and opening my third eye to how funny they are <3333 #hydria gaykissing you for endearing me to alex and hypatia and vasco i will draw vasco soon enough for you to rb too prommy <333 #the aquarium/modern au ive made can be so important to me #don't worry about the drastic difference in how i draw daud now #i did a face study and realized i was drawing his entire face shape wrong asdkasjdals #but ask me about the fin-tastic aquarium au #your fav probably has a spot in it somewhere #im working through most of the cast now that ive played quite a bit of dh2 #graedari dh #graedari loves queue

[iamacolor]

As if! It's just a little better than boiled chicken.

MY LOVELY BOXER - EPISODE 6

#my lovely boxer #userdusiks #kdramaedit #kdramanetwork #kdramadaily #i can't remember what else to tag #my edits #i am so rusty with gifs excuse me #and ps was like yo have not opened me in months so i am going to be as slow as possible whenever you ask me to save something #anyway this was so cute both her eyes and his big smile #very melonature's 'feed your girl' coded #or eatandsleepwell now #mine: my lovely boxer

[skylarbee]

if any of you are still feeling weird about that infamous interview, here is what alex said about it (and why that ashley girl doesn't like him). i really want to point out that what alex says here is the exact same thing us, miles fans have been saying since forever. so, if you are a fan of alex, but throw shit at miles, just remember that your favourite also supports him. and maybe think twice before starting arguments with miles fans and keep in mind that alex has the same opinion about it all.

Alongside Arctic Monkeys, Turner has a long-term side-project called The Last Shadow Puppets with his best friend, the Birkenhead singer-songwriter Miles Kane. During the promotion for their last album, the two did an interview with a female journalist from the music webzine Spin. Turner was being his usual unforthcoming self, so Kane attempted to break the ice with some groan-inducing banter. This included inviting the journalist up to his hotel room when she asked what he was doing after the interview, which, in hindsight, was pretty stupid (he realised as much the next day and emailed her to say sorry). The result, though, was a lengthy op-ed calling out Kane’s unprofessionalism and the misogyny of the music industry at large. Personally, I found some of her complaints against him a tad flimsy — holding eye contact for too long, high-fiving her, “yanking” her in “for a not entirely consensual kiss on the cheek” as she said goodbye, and not least the idea that interviewing a rock star is ever supposed to be an exercise in professionalism. What did Turner make of it all? He sighs. “I think he made a joke he shouldn’t have made and realised he had misjudged the situation.” I thought it was a bit OTT, I tell him. “Yeah, I’m not sure it was deserving of that response honestly, but you just can’t make a joke like that.”

(from 2018, this interview)

#also he didn't exactly invite her; just joked about inviting her (which was still wrong) #also pointing it out that i also think that his 'jokes' were wrong. i also would've thought he's a dick. but alex said it brilliantly. #there was a misunderstanding between the two of them; he made the joke; realised he shouldn't have and that he misjudged the situation; #apologised; never did anything similar to this again #let. it. go. he's proved countless times ever since then that he is a decent human being. open your eyes; look it up; do your research #or if you don't want to then don't interact with him/his fans at all #btw this interview is absolutely horrendous #only read it if you want to lose your mind a bit #imagine getting alex turner to let you into his home and then only ask him questions about his gf; bf; taxes; what he spends his money on; #etc. my god. #also he talks about not being in taylor's ig posts: and says he #“doesn't recall submitting that request; but he's not sorry about it if he's not on there.” #makes you think #(and then the fact that this is from may and he talks about being 'settled down'; then they 'break up' in june. smh) #alex turner #miles kane #ashley reese #tlsp

[beta-adjacent]

okay this is such a weird question but like what is a dangerous scent? Because when i’m in heat i feel like a black widow omega hybrid thing that makes nests and lies there in waiting for an alpha to be lured in where i can keep them trapped and well yk it’s a heat for a reason. But it’s not like normal nesting for me it’s “i’m a dangerous creature that waits for my prey to come and find me through my pretty scent and deceptively comfortable nest”. Idk if this is normal behaviour for an omega at all but recently i just feel so feral like i’m about to kidnap some poor alpha and keep them in my nest forever 😭😭 ANYWAY back on to the question, i need a scent that rings danger. Right now my scent if fairly sweet and it works for everyday but when im in heat and in these moods i want another scent that like indicates other omegas to back tf off and i want to feel dangerous yk? sorry this is probs such a strange question hahaha

OK FIRST OFF!!!!! THAT IS A CONCEPT THAT GOES SO HARD AND I AM IN LOVE WITH IT!!!!!!!! I have never understood an assignment more clearly in my LIFE; I am FERAL about this concept.

Ok!!!! That being said, we have a lot of options to play with.

The first thing I thought of was keeping your original scent but adding something like capsaicin or menthol to your scent AKA things that don't necessarily have a smell, but will certainly affect people's senses.

I also did an rudimentary Google to get a vibe of what spiders smell like. A couple different sites mentioned acetic acid, which breaks down insect bodies. Acetic acid is basically vinegar. So, it's not so much of a luring thing, but it definitely would be indicative of danger.

That being said, capsaicin, menthol, or vinegar aren't the most appealing scents, and actually trying to make/find those scents as a wearable perfume might prove difficult. So! May I also suggest pushing the sweet elements of your existing scent to the extreme? Your everyday scent can be used as the dangerous lure and no one would ever suspect it!!!! You catch more flies with honey than vinegar (albeit figuratively) after all! Does this idea underplay the danger element in practice? Yeah..... but, it'd also probably be the kindest one to implement in real life, haha.

If all of those options sounded really unappealing, you can also try a dusty/musky scent? I've seen some people go with that for a hunter vibe.

#BRO BRO r BRO BROR BEO THE NEST IS A WEB BRO YOURE GONNA HUNT THEIR ASSES!!!!! #YOU JUST MIXED TOGETHER TWO THINGS I AM ALREADY VERY EXCITED BY THANK YOU FOR OPENING MY EYES #Also in my Googling I saw a study where black widows branch their web out so that their pheromones travel farther and and and-- #PLEASE IMAGINE STRINGING OUT PARTS OF YOUR NEST TO OTHER PARTS OF THE DEN/HOUSE?!??!?! ISN'T THAT JUST THE MOST EVER?>!!?!??!?!?!?>@!>? #if we were boxers you would've TKO'd me just by stepping into the goddamn ring #thank you dearest anon that made my entire morning #omegaverse #a/b/o #a/b/o blog #a/b/o lifestyle #omegaverse lifestyle #miscecanis #miscecanis ask

[starflungwaddledee]

Okay, if you're taking more, I am curious about one...

Baby Bottle (first memory)? I had just assumed it was of her waking up in the hospital (and I guess going through all of that, which I'm sure left an impact on her), and I was trying to keep my list, uh, sane. ^^; But now I'm curious if that is the case or not!

> a beautiful golden star, getting closer and closer > an unfathomably loud roar. an even louder crash > extraordinary pain in every fibre, fire in every atom > the night sky, full of twinkling lights -- > -- and aren't they so very very far away > then, in quick succession: > a flutter of wings, a gloved hand, a yell of surprise > flying flying flying-

and after that, yes. the hospital.

#asks #starstruck dee #i actually already had this one in mind but nobody had asked it until now! glad i got the chance thank you!! #had a little fun with it! peel your eyes open for Big Info. #hope this isn't too pretentious. you know how early memories are. always only bits and pieces.

[blakbonnet]

Meow please explain why Hornberry is dear enough to you to rank number 14 I’m so curious

I love him sm! He's a stede stan which, 100 points to him, he's basically met Jeffrey in s2 (dw David told me himself) and they have their stede x reader writing group, hello, he's lovable to me.

#asks #ofmd #joy open your eyes to hornberry

[pisoprano]

Trick or treat! 👻

Oh it's a ghost! What a spooky bedsheet! Here, have some candy! It's assorted scraps of Ladybug/Marinette artwork that didn't make it into my comic that I've been collecting for a rainy day!

#there's a non-zero chance that i'll find a place for some of these pictures later so keep your eyes open? #runaway catwalker #trick or treat ask game #miraculous ladybug #my art #ladybug #marinette dupain cheng

[taikanyohou]

there's an alternate reality where this vegas:

and this pete:

most definitely fuck.

#i have a scenario in my head where the bodyguard disperse to find porsche and as vegas is heading out back to main foyer area #he bumps into pete and pete just looks at him with disgust and knows vegas is Upto Some Shit and porsche disappearing is bc of him #and vegas who's already Mad does not need pete to be looking at him like that so he spits out a 'what the fuck are you staring at?' #and pete just cuts to the chase and asks vegas 'where the fuck is he i know you're upto some shit.' and vegas just smirks and says 'who?' #whilst he steps closer to him until he's trapped pete up against a wall and leans into his ear and says 'who pete?' #and pete spits back in vegas' face how 'i know you've got your eyes on him. don't think i haven't been watching your every move.' #and at first it feels like a bucket of ice water has been thrown on vegas but then he composes himself and says #'why? are you jealous?' at which pete just scoffs. and then vegas tries again and says 'or do you like what you see? the thrill of it? #eyeing me just to see what i do next?' #and pete doesnt respond. just bites the inside of his cheek. bc there is a thrill to it #but he is not gonna give vegas the satisfaction. and yet all vegas has to do is look at pete as he clenches his jaw and he gets his answer #and then vegas just rakes his eyes all over pete's body and says 'you've never looked so good'. #and pete isnt gonna get distracted by the fact that vegas of all people is telling him this. so he asks again 'where is he?' #and vegas just tuts and steps even closer and presses their bodies together and says 'fuck him. i'm talking about us. #stop being so fucking good all the time pete. doesnt it get tiring?' #and pete's trying to stay focused on the task at hand here and he knows exactly what vegas is doing as vegas carries on saying #'don't you wanna be bad sometimes pete? what if i let you be that with me? no one has to know.' #and the invitation sounds so tempting. the prospect of it. that he should be with kinn doing his job but instead he's fucking his cousin #and just being the centre of attention for once. being vegas' centre of attention .... it makes pete's toes curl. #and vegas glances down at pete's mouth that's fallen slightly open. and its so pretty. so pretty that he has to touch it. and as he does #pete opens his mouth wider and vegas runs his thumb along pete's entire bottom lip. and he can feel pete breathing hard. #'you want this.' vegas says. 'look how you open up your mouth for me so pretty to have more.' #and now vegas is calling him pretty too and pete's resolve is breaking brick by brick until he moans when vegas wraps his hand around his #throat and vegas says 'i wanna taint you so bad that you'd have to wear this to cover the bruises on your neck. and the next time i see you #i'd do it all over again.' and pete asks in a barely there voice 'next time?' and vegas smirks and leans into pete's ear and says #'if its what you want. because i do. i wanna see you be bad for me. just for me. i want you to come to me only. for me only.' #and then vegas bites down on the skin there making pete clutch onto vegas' blazer and as divine as vegas looks pete wants to rip it off. #and just as he's about to do something about it vegas steps back leaving pete's arm mid air. and pete hates that. and vegas sees it all #over his face and says 'what do you say pete? you either leave with me right now or you can go back and be the good little boy they think #you are.' and vegas holds out his hand. and no one's ever treated pete like this before. so he takes it. and lets vegas take him.