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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 6 months

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Being Team Japan’s Manager

Manager into crafts

Team Japan x Gender Neutral Manager (they/them)

Warnings: Like all fluff, maybe swearing???

AN: I’m back on my bs again and here to feed everyone 😅 sorry it’s so sporadic but I hope this holds everyone over for a bit!

When I say you should be nominated for sainthood Yn, I mean it!

These guys are a lot to deal with

Honestly, you have no clue how they even functioned before you came along

I mean, the coach practically begged you to be their manager

Man’s is tired 😴

Anyways, it’s safe to say that practices are eventful

Despite’s Bokuto saying he’s “matured”, he hasn’t

“How come Hinata got more sets than I did?” Bokuto asks Atsumu

You 👉🏻😃 crap he noticed-

“It’s simple, Hinata was just on today and you weren’t,” Atsumu responses, walking away

Bokuto 👇🏻

Meanwhile, Yaku and Hakuba are arguing about something 🙄

“That’s block sucked man, stop moving your hands all over!” Yaku shouts

“I wasn’t moving my hands all over, I was setting up for a receive when I knew I couldn’t block!” Hakuba yells back

On top of that Iwaizumi is yelling at Kageyama for practicing too much

Sakusa is complaining about how everyone needs to schedule their flu shot

And Aran has just all but abandoned the gym because he’s just over it

Thankfully, when practice was over, you were able to go home and spend some time enjoying one of your favorite hobbies

Crafting ✂️ 🎨 🧶

You had tried a lot of different crafts and found that you were pretty good at them

Everything from painting to knitting, from sculpting to resin

You enjoyed the creativity that crafts provided

It could be stressful but definitely not as stressful as your day job

Nothing can ever beat that stress 🙄

Anyways, you’d managed to keep your hobby on the down low

It wasn’t that you weren’t proud, it was more like you just hadn’t found the opportunity to bring it up

I mean, it’s not like you’re busy or something 😐

It wasn’t until one fateful night when your happy little secret was finally discovered

You see, you were home, watching/listening to some show while trying to knit

It was a newer hobby you’d picked up, on top of jewelry making, crocheting, etc

A jack of all trades our sweet YN 💅

You are knee deep in ‘knit one purl two’ rhythm when the door bell rings

Now since you had very little life outside the team, you were wondering who it could possibly be

You didn’t want to lose your stitch so you stood up and made your way to the door

On the other side was none other then Hinata and Kageyama

Panicked you quickly opened the door and stared at them

🎶 when he looks at me, and I look at him and he looks at me and I LOOK AT HIMMM 🎶

Obviously, you are draped in yarn while dawning other comfy attire 💅

Arguably two of the most “chaotic” members of the team just stare at you

Literally 👉🏻👁️👄👁️

You look at them like “What? Can’t I have a life outside of being your caretaker?”

Of course Hinata probably thinks you just escaped some maniac who attempted to tie you up with yarn of all things…

“OMG YN WHERE YOU KIDNAPPED??” Hinata yells, grabbing onto your shoulders and shaking you rather violently

“I’m in my own house Shoyo…” you respond, brain trying to reconnect to reality

Leave it to Kageyama to help the situation

“HINATA BOKE YN ISNT KIDNAPPED, THEY ARE PRACTICING THEIR KNOT TYING SKILLS!” Kageyama screams, smacking Hinata in the back of the head

See… helping 😌

Sighing as the two dunces fight in front of you, you try to calmly correct their mistake

“I’m not kidnapped, nor am I practicing any nautical knot tying, I’m learning to knit,” you explain as the two cock an eyebrow in your direction.

Both of them look at each other and then back to you, confused 🫤

You 👉🏻😐🙄

“You know what, it’s really not important! What do you two need?” You question, wondering why you were interrupted in the first place

“Well now I can’t remember why we came here!” Hinata exclaims, “can you Kageyama?”

“Yeah not really,” Kageyama answers

You definitely deserve a pay raise Yn

“Ok well if you two could kindly go home and rest that would be much appreciated. You know how angry Hajime gets when you guys don’t get enough sleep,” you scold as the two men’s eyes widen

They quickly take off, racing each other to who knows where

As you close and lock your door, you think about how the next days practice with go

Will Hinata and Kageyama tell the other guys about your hobby?

Will Hinata and Kageyama even remember?

Honestly you figure brain cells are on your side since the two that just exited your apartment have a combined one on a good day

There’s no way they’d ever tell the guys about your knitting…

Sure… yeah… absolutely… it’s DEFINITELY fine : D

*12 hours later*

“YN I didn’t know you tied nautical knots on your days off? What a unique hobby!” Yaku says, first the next morning at practice

“I didn’t even know you fished Yn,” Hakuba adds

“Maybe YN just likes the art of knot making?” Aran suggests

You 👉🏻 🧍🙄

“I don’t tie knots guys, I knit… KNIT!” You shout as their eyes all pop open

“Knit? As in like what grandmas do?” Atsumu inputs

Please someone 👊🏻

“Atsumu shut up! Knitting is something alot of people do to relieve stress. And with a team filled with dummies like you, I’m sure YN needs all the stress relieve they can get!” Iwaizumi shouts

“Oh my god,” you whisper as the gym fills with chatter

“Why didn’t you tell us about your hobby Yn?” Ushijima asks as you just stare at him and gesture to the chaos that is currently unfolding

Ushijima just nods and quietly walks away to resume his practice

“So YN do you knit? Like scarves or port holders or something?” Suna questions as he walks with you to your office

“Well I’m just learning the art right now but I do a few other crafts in my spare time,” you say, still ignoring whatever is happening on the floor

“That’s cool, you should post some of your crafts online. I’m sure you could sell them or something? Maybe make a little extra money?”

You shrug, not really interested in extra funds and more excited to just do something you enjoy

Or should I say, the TEAM enjoys 😅

Because if you think you’re going to get away with not teaching one craft Yn, you are very mistaken

Hinata is sending you 5 minute craft videos every day

Bokuto wants to know if you can knit special pads for him for practice

Atsumu is asking for a custom “Atsumu” phone case 🙄

It literally doesn’t stop

So what do we do about this? Well there’s only one thing we CAN do 👀

🎉 CRAFT PARTY 🎉

That’s right, you gather all your craft supplies and haul them into the gym one Friday during practice

The guys all stare at you like you’ve walked into the wrong gym

“Uhh Yn you do know this is a volleyball gym right?” Yaku jokes as you set up your table on the side lines and nod

“Yep! But after practice it’s going to be a craft party!”

“Craft… PARTY???” The guys all shout in tones varying from excitement to pure confusion

“Yes since you all want me to make you crafts, I’m just going to show you how to do it instead!” You exclaim

“You made sure to get non-toxic glue right Yn? I don’t trust some of the idiots not to eat it,” Sakusa remarks, staring at a few members in particular

You roll you eyes and smile, “yes Sakusa, it’s all safe! And I have crafts for everyone.”

Surprisingly, the guys are rather good at crafts

Sakusa’s flexibility makes crocheting and knitting a piece of cake

Atsumu’s flamboyant nature makes him great at painting

Hinata and Kageyama have somehow turned bracelet making into a competition

Komori and Yaku are great with stencils!

And you? You are just happy to be able to share your hobby with your favorite people 🥰

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howtobecomeadragon · 11 months

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here's what mlvn's say about their ship and what they want from s5 when they're not feeling defensive about byler:

(these are from a reddit post posted about a month ago with no byler interactions, and these are many of the same people claiming that mlvn is perfect, there are no big issues, etc when byler is brought up as an alternative ship. all of these comments have upvotes and no arguing. they were all on the same page with no defensiveness about the perceived shortcomings of the relationship and wishing for better for mlvn in s5.)

many acknowledgments that the ship has been sidelined

acknowledgment that El does NOT compliment Mike. acknowledgment that Mike's self esteem is tied to El, although there is no awareness that this not a good thing. they want to see El supporting Mike in some way, which means they know we're currently missing this. they want to see just 20+ seconds of Mike and El enjoying each other's company. "more than 20 seconds" bc the show does this with other couples but they're still waiting to see that with mlvn. 🤨🤨 "it's only fair." ooookay, and who always says shit about fan service?

acknowledgment that mlvn as a couple has sucked for the last two seasons, for half the show, for the entire time that they've officially been a couple. always going back to the romantic moment of "El fell into his arms in the sauna test" which was not a scripted moment, MBB literally collapsed and Finn caught her. always going back to El being protective, i.e. making sure he doesn't die, which she does for everyone in these scenes.

this was a really interesting one bc I think a lot of bylers think that mlvns want to see improvement from Mike’s behavior in the relationship, but most were more focused on El needing to do more.

"she hasn't demonstrated concern and empathy so much for Mike in the last two seasons" 🤨 then why do you ship it 🤔

"I don't doubt how much El adores and care for Mike but she needs to show it better/more" 🤔🤔 ohhhhh okay, so you have decided that El adores Mike and are frustrated that this isn't reflected well in El's behavior since they've been a couple. you made up your mind probably in 2016 and are frustrated by the lack of follow-up and progression in their relationship since 2017. gotcha. 😇😇

mlvn's blame the writing for El appearing to have inconsistent motivations and characterization bc she isn't a perfect girlfriend to Mike that doesn't act like she's head over heels. hmmm. 🤔

someone seems to be about halfway there in realizing that maybe with her lack of a good foundation of socialization when she entered into a romantic relationship, she doesn't have the standard emotional growth, but not quite extending that as far as "maybe she should grow a little on her own first." reminder that when a byler says something like this, they're accused of ableism and "disregarding what El wants"

acknowledgment that we have not gotten to see mlvn functioning as a couple and that we don't know HOW they function. we don't know their bf/gf dynamics. after 4 seasons. mlvns are often stating to bylers that their endgame ship is already set, all that's left is a happy ending, but in reality they are still hoping to see how their ship functions as a couple, to see one half of the ship compliment the other half. they don't doubt that they are endgame, but they're crossing their fingers for just bare minimum coupley interactions, while all the other established couples get those. I wonder why 🤨🤨

acknowledgment that the duffers haven't been interested in portraying mlvn as a perfect couple: "flakey history"

claims that El was more mature in s1 than s3 and s4. WILD coming from mlvns that call bylers sexist. "more mature" bc she seemed to like Mike more. El not acting like a perfect girlfriend to Mike is bad writing and a total mess apparently. totallllly not purposeful at all, nope 🙄

more acknowledgment that El hasn't been a great girlfriend to Mike. some overlapping reasons with bylers (she's not complimenting Mike, she never apologizes), some not (the root of this is bc she takes on too much responsibility for everyone's safety...?).

acknowledgment that the way mlvn is functioning now is NOT a 2 way functioning relationship and that El is NOT meeting Mike's emotional needs. no acknowledgment of who does meet Mike's emotional need, though. 😏

acknowledgment that their relationship thus far has been bogged down with "unnecessary" arguments and drama

acknowledgment that they don't really discuss their feelings now and there is air that still needs to be cleared

acknowledgment that the writing is good otherwise in the show but for soooome reason it lacks when it specifically focuses on mlvn's relationship. 🤨🤨 again, still hoping for those scraps of "how do these two even play off each other" in the final season and the third season of mlvn together as an official couple.

all of this to say really: the super aggressive mlvns on reddit, for the most part, know that they're exaggerating the idyllic nature of mlvn's relationship when they're arguing against bylers. they thought mlvn was really cute in s1 and s2 and have been waiting 6 years since 2017 for their relationship to be cute again, and they're frustrated and just wanting the bare minimum in s5.

they're still waiting for the basics about "cute moments that last more than 20 seconds," they're still waiting to see how they function as a couple despite them dating for 2 seasons now. they're still waiting for El to act like a good girlfriend and not just a "superhero."

#byler #anti mileven #st reddit #these comments were so fascinating to read after getting so much rose colored bullshit thrown our way every time byler comes up over there

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catindabag · 11 months

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TBOSAS on Crack short take (24)

*How everyone survived (escaped) the bomb explosion inside the Capitol Arena*

Felix: Finally! Everyone’s here! Start lining up with your Tributes! We need to finish our-

Clemensia: Start the tour! Start the tour! *grabs Reaper’s hand and swings it*

Reaper: Ughhh! For the last time, little girl, stop grabbing and swinging my hand!😠

Clemensia: But- but it’s our first official school field trip together.🥺

Reaper: BOO. HOO. I don’t even want to be here!

Mizzen: Oh, don’t be too mean, Ash! She just wants to have a little date!😂

Persephone: Inside the Capitol Arena? That’s kinda f*cked up-

Apollo: Start the tour! Start the tour!🥳

Festus: Yeah, Class Pres! Start the tour! *pulls out a burger from his satchel*

Coral: Can I have a bite?

Festus: Mmm. . . Oh, here. *gives Coral a burger coupon* You can have this instead.😌

Coral: *sighs* Thanks.😒 But this is the 7th useless burger coupon you gave me.

Festus: Yo, I worked hard and dumpster dived with my friends all day for those coupon. So-

Coral: I’m starting to believe that you guys don’t even have any money.

Vipsania: Hey, Class Pres! Class Pres, Where’s the toilet?! I need to fix my eyeliner real quick.

Treech: Yeah, Class Pres! I also need to readjust my hat!

Dennis: Yo, Class Pres, I’m hungry-

Felix: Please stop whining! You’re all giving me a massive headache! Heck! I’m not even in charge here!

Dill: *coughs* Shut up, Treech! The Peacekeepers are watching!

Felix: *sighs* Thanks, Dill. At least you know what I’m dealing with.😞

Dill: Don’t be too harsh on yourself, Class Pres. You’re not the only one surrounded by a bunch of immature idiots.😔

Felix: But still, please forgive my children, Dill. The war took all of their “good” remaining marbles and never gave them back.

Dill: So they’re all crazy?

Felix: Except for Clemensia Dovecote. She’s the only “normal” functioning human being in our class.

Dill: That’s rough, buddy.

Felix: I mean, just look at poor Coryo Snow and Festus Creed.

Dill: Why? Those two are pretty “normal” to me-

Felix: They think dumpster diving with the rabid raccoons after class is a legitimate extracurricular school activity.

Dill: That’s neat. But who’s the craziest one in your bunch?

Felix: It depends on the situation.

Dill: Honestly, same. But it’s kinda tiring to always be the mature one in the group if you’re surrounded by 23 other idiots all day.😒 *side eyes Lucy Gray*

Lucy Gray: Even me, Dill? The Amazing Lucy Gray from District 12?

Dill: Especially you, Baird.

Sejanus: Shouldn’t Dean Highbottom be here by now? He’s in charge of us, right?

Coryo: I hope not. He hates me.

Lucy Gray: Why? Did you steal his lover or something?

Sejanus: STFU, Lucy Gray! I’m Coryo’s lover!

Coryo: *sighs* He practically despises me with a passion because my dead dad used to be his lover, bestie boyfriend, and karaoke pal.

Sejanus: And he also hates me because I’m Coryo’s fiancé!😍

Livia: We already know that, you idiot.🙄

Marcus: So Coryo’s mother stole Highbottom’s lover who was also Coryo’s father?!

Felix: But before that, Coryo’s rich boyfriend’s father also dated Coryo’s dad.

Jessup: So you’re telling us that Coryo’s dad dated some rich older dude from District 2 after he broke up with Highbottom?!

Felix: It was the hottest Capitol scandal back in their days. And even the outer Districts knew about them.

Coryo: Yeah. That’s sounds about right.

Jessup: That’s rough, buddy. *pats Coryo’s curls*

Lysistrata: To be fair, Highbottom shouldn’t even be in charge of looking after toddlers.

Marcus: Why not? Is he bad at his job?

Wovey: Did he stab someone?

Coryo: Well, the last time Highbottom was in charge of us, he turned one of our most awaited class parties into a disastrous embarrassing nightmare.

Sejanus: Oh, yeah! I remember that incident. Festus and Urban were hospitalized together for a week!

Festus: It was super serious! And our hospital bills were insane!

Urban: Don’t remind me, Creed!

Coryo: Persephone, Hilarius, and Dennis couldn’t even eat anything solid for five straight days!

Gaius: Lol. It got wilder when Mama Cardew tried to sue everyone at school after Livia slipped and fell on her own vomit!🤣

Livia: Shut up, Breen!

Sejanus: Even crazy President Ravinstill got involved.

Hilarius: Heck, yeah!

Felix: Ugh. Don’t remind me.😞

Coryo: But shortly thereafter, the President was then arrested by his own Peacekeepers for almost strangling the Dean to death in the name of justice.

Jessup: So Ravinstill went to jail?

Coryo: Nope. He was quickly bailed out by Highbottom himself to save face and to save Panem from being leaderless.

Apollo: To be fair, our poor Class President was throwing up everywhere.

Felix: Guys, please stop ruining my reputation in front of these good people.

Lucy Gray: But seriously, what happened?

Treech: Yeah! Tell us, pretty boy!

Coryo: So drunk Dean Highbottom apparently gave Palmyra Monty the important task of providing the food for our annual ✨End of The Year Class Party✨.

Marcus: What’s wrong with that?

Coryo: Palmyra may look nice and bubbly on the outside, but she’s infamously known to bring expired food.

Felix: Poison even.

Sejanus: She practically brought her mother’s notoriously deadly apple pies that would’ve killed everyone at that party.

Marcus: So you guys got food poisoned by Velvereen’s Mentor?!

Coryo: Pretty much. I even skipped school for two days because my body was sweating all over the place.

Lysistrata: Seriously, it was extremely embarrassing, Coryo.

Sejanus: I even had to sleep between the sink and the toilet for a week or two.

Felix: And after President Ravinstill was bailed out, he then tried to strangle Dean Highbottom again for negligence.

Marcus: Lol.

Felix: It was all because I was bedridden for almost two weeks.

Velvereen: Wait, what?!😱 You mean to say that my Mentor did all that?! My Mentor, Palmyra Monty?!

Coryo: Yup. That’s Monty for you.

Velvereen: But she’s been feeding me at the zoo!!

Felix: Wow! Good job, Velvereen! You’re a real walking miracle!

Facet: What the actual f*ck, Velvereen! All this time, you have been sharing and feeding me your Mentor’s expired food?!

Velvereen: How should I have known that they were expired?! She was eating them too!

Facet: You lying traitor!

Velvereen: I even saw her eating cookies yesterday!

Facet: So?

Velvereen: They were homemade cookies, Facet! Homemade!!

Livia: To be fair, Monty’s already immune to food poisoning.

Persephone: Yeah. She’s been eating expired hams, pies, and chocolate wafers since she was a child.

Mizzen: Chocolate wafers?! You have those here?!

Persephone: Well, if you win, I’m willing to give you a truck load of chocolate wafers to devour-

Velvereen: Where even is Palmyra Monty?!

Livia: Yeah! I thought all of us should be here, Class Pres!

Coryo: We did have a class roll call before coming here, right?

Felix: Oh, that’s right! I almost forgot! Palmyra called me yesterday and said that she’ll be staying behind.

Gaius: Why would she want to stay behind at school?

Felix: She said she wants to help prepare some snacks in the school kitchen.

Coryo: Our what?!

Gaius: Our snacks?!

Sejanus: I thought she was banned from cooking?!

Lucy Gray: *starts laughing and rolling on the floor again* And I thought my life was hard!🤣

Dill: Sucks to be you right now, Class Pres.

Livia: Who gave that dangerous walking anomaly that task?!

Florus: I’m calling the Peacekeepers!

Urban: Heck! Im calling the National Security!

Festus: Do you have a death wish, Class Pres?!

Felix: I’m sorry!

Apollo: I can’t believe this is happening right now!😩

Diana: And in front of the Tributes!

Gaius: She shouldn’t even be near the school kitchen!

Treech: Yo, is this what they call real ✨Capitol Drama✨?

Vipsania: No, not really. Monty’s shenanigans are just part of our class culture.

Felix: *runs to the closest Peacekeeper* Help! Sir, we need urgent help! It’s a true life or death emergency!😭

Peacekeeper: What’s the matter, kid? Why are you crying? Who’s been hurt? Should I call backup?

Felix: We need to get out of here right now!

Peacekeeper: Why?

Livia: Why?! Do you even know who my mother is?!

Felix: We all need to go back to school! The Mentors, the Tributes, the news crew, everyone!

Festus: Everyone?

Coryo: Even Lucky Flickerman?

Urban: Nah. We can leave Weather Boy and his annoying bird here.

Peacekeeper: I still don’t get it.

Coryo: *backs up Felix* You don’t understand, officer! Our lives are in great danger!

Peacekeeper: You’re just bluffing-

Coryo: The stupid Dean, his goldfish, the professors, our 2 stolen Bichon Frisé puppies are all going to die!😫

Festus: Stop. The. Tour! Stop. The. Tour!

Persephone: Yeah! Stop the tour!

Livia: My mother will hear about this!

Hilarius: I’m calling my father!

Coryo: Don’t you dare, Hilari!

Hilarius: But-

Coryo: Do you want your creepy old man to have another restraining order?!

Hilarius: No. *starts crying*

Peacekeeper: Fine. Fine! Stop crying already!

Felix: Good job, Heavensbee!

Peacekeeper: *grabs a megaphone* TOUR’S OVER! EVERYBODY OUT!

Coryo: Finally!

Lysistrata: Can we bring Jessup to school with us?

Sejanus: And Marcus too?🥺

Apollo: Why would you-

Coryo: Maybe that’s a good idea. We do need strong extra hands to force Palmyra out of the kitchen.

Felix: *sighs* Fine. I’ll call my granduncle. He’ll gladly give us his blessing and permission.

Tanner: Does that mean that we’re coming too?

Sabyn: Is that even allowed, Class Pres?

Felix: There’s no law that forbids you to.

Mizzen: Good! Let’s go! I’m hungry!

Coral: You’re always hungry, Mizzen.🙄

*Immediately, everyone exited the Capitol Arena (unscathed) and boarded the Mentors’ bus*

*BOOM!💥 The Bomb exploded*

Everyone: What the heck was that?!

Coryo: A bomb?! At this hour?!

Gaius: On broad daylight?!

Florus: The audacity!

Sejanus: An assassination attempt?!

Felix: NO WAY! FOR ME?!😱

Livia: Maybe it was for ✨me✨💅. My mother does run the largest bank in all of Panem.

Everyone: We know, Livia.🙄

Livia: Well, poor losers like Snow wouldn’t understand that-

Coryo: Go suck a di-

Felix: Just forget about the bomb explosion for a second! Besides, nobody got injured and nobody died from the blast.

Lysistrata: And thank Panem for that, I guess?

Hilarius: So what now?

Felix: Did you forget the real danger?! We still need to stop Palmyra from killing us via food poisoning!

Coryo: Oh, yeah. We should really prioritize that first.

Festus: DRIVER, SIR, START DRIVING!

Coral: Does this mean you’re postponing the Hunger Games again?

Felix: Well, if inconvenient incidents like these keep happening, we might as well end the Hunger Games right now.

Mizzen: End the Hunger Games, you say?

Sejanus: Oh, we totally can. You see, my fellow friends, our beloved Class President belongs to a certain powerful family. So anything he wants, he gets.

Marcus: So his word is practically law?!

Coryo: More or less. But it really depends on his so called “begging” skills.

Coral: Begging skills?! He needs to beg?!

Apollo: Yup! If he does it right in front of his family, then he gets a nice prize from his very powerful granduncle!

Jessup: So how’s your ✨begging skills✨, Class Pres?😂

Felix: None of your business-

Festus: Horrible! A four out of ten!

Gaius: I saw it once at a dinner party. It was so embarrassing. I even had to leave early because I couldn’t stop laughing.😂

Felix: You guys are so mean!😭

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rhaenall · 9 months

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do you have kenstewy hcs?

I DOOO. i have so many.

actually in my one kenstewy fic the flashbacks of kenstewy during their early years i included are canon events to me HDKKD

so: kendall read out loud for stewy, kendall slept over at stewy’s home without telling anyone, kendall punched a guy once for stewy, and kendall definitely liked the fact that his dad likes stewy more than that awful green feeling. they definitely had a really rough patch when kendall was starting recovery.

some other hcs that sit in my brain:

i think both stewy and kendall are functional addicts but kendall has too many destructive mental illnesses and behavior that send him spiraling and to over do it

stewy used to drag kendall to his family weddings since buckley, its like their own tradition whenever there is a wedding stewy already texting kendall and kendall is like “guys 🙄🙄 i have to go this wedding” roman: “do u even know the people” “no but i just cant not go” also they were definitely kicked out weddings before

stewy’s parents looove kendall but sometimes they are haters ❤️ just like stewy and stewy always tells them aaall the gossip and they are not afraid to scold kendall as if he was their own child

kendall always gets so overwhelmed going over to stewy's family, they are soo nice?? kendall would feel sad if he had disappointed them more than he would if he disappointed stewy hELP

ken stewy moving in together would be so random like kendall has been spending most of his time at stewy's place and stewy went "are u still paying for you apartment?" kendall saying "yeah" stewy: "okay stop you're just wasting money bro" and kendall agreeing to it

stewy in canon is an double texter but sometimes kendall when he is extra unhinged would also just spam stewy with text messages and audio message. its a sign for stewy that kendall is shooting for the stars the 1004th time. if stewy is in the mood he will listen to them but only reply with a thumbs up or down (mostly down) or a "duuuude" and the phone number of a therapist

during these episodes, mature and full of sense and logic stewy would try to avoid kendall, but if he can't for whatever reasons they end up fucking...well kendall ends up fucking stewy hard wherever they are. getting his brains fucked by an unhinged kendall are never stewy's proudest moments but unhinged (loser) dick is really good???

thank you for the question anon <333

#kenstewy #stewy hosseini #kendall roy

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shinjukuppoi · 5 months

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my celia headcanons! under the cut because there's a lot. a lot are very specific but... 😛

celia is a lesbian (no one is surprised by me saying this) and i don't think she has a preference when it comes to mascs and femmes.

celia would make several fake facebook accounts to make fun of people she doesn't like at work. she would be very deliberate as to not get caught. expert cyber bully

celia is a night owl. she'd have to be up early for work, obviously, but i feel like she would definitely feel safest to be herself and indulge herself at night

celia not only sleeps on her back, but she stays very still the whole night, like a rock

she has a very complicated skincare routine so she can keep herself staying "youthful" (not that she needs it 🙄)

celia's everyday perfume is delina (because she can afford it and i think she would like to smell a little fruity and like roses!). i think on nights out she would wear something a little stronger and more mature. going to meet the mc, i think she wouldn't put in the effort to freshen herself up or put on more perfume since it's the only space where she can be herself!

celia would definitely drink kale smoothies regularly (i'm sorry, i can't stomach these!)

celia would pick going to see the mc over going out to the club on most days

celia would have been so focused on her career that she'd have very little time to watch tv series or read book series. i think as a kid she would have played something like pokemon on the game boy, and gets confused when she sees things about the new pokemon games, but that's about it

celia is a high-functioning alcoholic and sometimes mixes her alcohol with coffee or energy drinks so she can stay more alert! sugar free vodka redbull, if an energy drink, but she doesn't like the flavor.

celia listens to house music and jazz so she can relax

i think lede is celia's maiden name so she and harold have different last names (he would have agreed to it reluctantly)

if celia gets tim hortons, she gets a double double and an old fashioned donut (extremely rarely), but she doesn't like tim hortons because they aren't canadian anymore

celia is 5'9 without heels, and she wears 3-inch heels for work every day, so she's usually 6'0 😆

i think celia came from a poor household and worked very hard her whole life to get where she is! this adds to why she is so stressed all the time. she thinks any slip up could cost her everything.

celia is lactose intolerant.

celia's ideal captive is plus sized

even on her days off from work, she is still dressed to impress!

celia's favorite makeup brands are Cle de Peau and La Mer

celia drives a luxury hatchback. the interior is always very clean and she gets it cleaned regularly. it smells like the black pine-tree car air freshener, although when she's very stressed she lets it get a little messy as long as no one sees.

i have headcanons for the "You ran away together" ending too, but i'm saving those for when i start writing a fanfiction in a few months. i want to see other people's headcanons, too!

#celia lede #tpof celia

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genericpuff · 1 year

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Okay, I haven't been reading with LO at all, but what is Apollo even running for? Did Olympus become a democracy during the timeskip or something?

ohhh my god so yeah, Apollo is running for President. It was revealed several weeks ago, it's actually canon.

Like, Rachel is trying so hard to stick to the "Three Kings" system of the original myth but she's ALSO trying really hard to make LO seem like it's more "serious" than it is with these more political/'mature' topics that she really doesn't comprehend in the slightest. She isn't bothering to do any research as to how a political structure like that functions and you can tell she's operating from a very Americanized viewpoint of politics/leadership with the elections and the campaigning even when it makes ZERO sense for it to be happening. Why is Zeus letting it happen? Why can't he just tell Apollo to fuck off? Is Apollo effectively trying to overthrow the monarchy and replace it with democracy? And again, why is Zeus just sitting on his ass? He's now employing Psyche's help, yes, Psyche, and literally turned her into a goddess so she could spy on Apollo for him. This is literally the state of LO's plot at this point, you are NOT missing out on anything in the slightest.

And it's not just Apollo who's bending the rules of the political system, but Demeter too, but in like... a way worse way. It was revealed in a flashback that yeeaars ago (presumably before Persephone was born) she ran a campaign to become Queen of the Mortal Realm but didn't get it after Hades bribed Zeus to vote no. Why did she have to campaign to be Queen of the Mortal Realm in the first place, though? Did Hades, Zeus, and Poseidon have to do that? Because it seemed more like Zeus just kinda took the role for himself and gave the others to his brothers. Where was the campaigning then? Why couldn't Demeter's backstory been used as some kind of plot point regarding the obvious misogyny in their society where the men are allowed to just assert themselves into roles of power but women have to fight tooth and nail for it? For god's sakes, she still had majority vote after Hades and Zeus voted no, are you telling me the electoral college is a thing in LO? 😂 Or is it only the men's votes who matter and the women are only on the ballot as some kind of formality to keep them happy? 🙄😒🤢

And then Hades/Zeus are both Kings but also CEO's. Rachel, make it make sense LOL

#lore olympus critical #anti lore olympus #antiloreolympus #lo critical #ama #ask me anything #anon ask #anon ama

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maybege · 2 years

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May!! Did you see tumblr‘s newest idiocy? Honestly, I’m probably late to this but I went into my settings cause I wanted to check what tags I have blocked, and I found that there is now a section about „community labels“ ????(it’s in the section „content you see“ in account settings). Anyway, it’s specifically about mature content and an additional iOS function to „hide additional potentially mature content“. And most annoyingly, it’s automatically set to hide whatever tumblr classifies as mature 🙄

Idk if you or other people who follow you have already seen this, but one of the options (sexual themes) also automatically hides „erotic writing“ because it’s “a sexually suggestive subject matter”. I don’t know how strict they are, but I’d be pretty sad if I missed one of your (spicier) stories just because of some stupid tumblr label. So, I figured I’d tell you about it 😅

I’ve only noticed it on the periphery but I didn’t know they automatically block all that stuff 😬 It’s really just the biggest shitshow lately 🥲 Thank you so much for pointing it out!

#may answers

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gibbearish · 5 months

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"zomg reddit thinks EVERY age gap relationship is bad🙄 yeah it's a red flag but it doesn't automatically mean it's bad" yeah because its a relationship issues sub that people post in when they're having relationship issues, so the people posting here are having issues in their relationship and want help solving it, the healthy functional age gaps don't get posted here bc they're not causing issues, whereas the ones that post here are Having Relationship Issues which do usually end up being tied to the age gap. like a successful age gap relationship requires similar maturity levels between parties to avoid a power imbalance and with higher maturity comes the ability to actually resolve their unrelated issues themselves rather than running to reddit

#someone will post 'i (f18) want to go to college but my fiance (m50) wants me to stay home and have babies‚ aita?' and the #instant a comment goes Uhhh 50 and 18? every response will be 'ummm age gaps arent automatically bad #my mom and dad had the same age gap when they got married and theyre still happy'#and its like. congrats to ur mom and dad. the age gap is extremely fucking relevant to this disagreement though so maybe stfu?

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tetraquad3prosequi · 2 years

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Sigh

I've really thought at length about this, for many years... the whole "when does a fetus become a human" situation. It's such a fiasco honestly 🙄🤦‍♀️

The answer is easy. It all revolves around fetal brain development. What makes us human? Our unique brains. You see the human brainstem is very unique and it's actually what distinguishes us from other species. Our neuro chemical imprint.... it's very important. This is also the system responsible for our consciousness and cognition.

"The brain stem connects the cerebrum with the spinal cord. It contains a system of nerve cells and fibers (called the reticular activating system) located deep within the upper part of the brain stem. This system controls levels of consciousness and alertness."

So I stand with science when I say, there IS a specific point in the development of the child when they become technically human and their unique imprint develops. And that's at the end of trimester 2 when their brainstem is almost fully formed. This controls their heart rate, breathing and blood pressure.

I'm actually tempted to say that the baby is fully formed and technically human only at birth - when the brain stem is finally solidified and matured. But that's just me. Let's at least be real and anatomical about it 🤷‍♂️ Abortions are performed very early in gestation which makes this all completely ridiculous.

Do you see what I'm saying?? Cortical function controls things like pain signals. It's not really alive yet... it's not fully formed or a separate entity. All you're destroying is human DNA. You can't hurt a fetus if it doesn't feel pain or have thoughts... A fetus is like (creepy as it sounds) basically like an alien in your stomach. Technically - that's what a fetus is. It's a parasite... lol it's just the truth 😳 but once you think about it that way you'll NEVER forget it 😂💡👽 YOU'RRRE WELCOME!

Ewwwwww! 🤢👇

"The human foetus and placenta have a different genotype from the mother. The foetus has been described before as acting in a parasitic way: it avoids rejection by the mother and exerts considerable influence over her metabolism for its own benefit, in particular diverting blood and nutrients. Now it would appear the similarities go much further. Although the mode of attachment of the phosphocoline (PC) is different in the mammalian placenta, its presence is startling.

"When we saw this, our immediate instinct was to look at other proteins in the placenta. So far, from what we have seen, it appears a large number of them possess this cell surface molecule which cloaks them from the host immune system," Lowry continued."

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atrirose · 2 years

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hi! <3 can i request enha hcs w/ an s/o that loves to baby them? like you're always calling them oddly endearing nicknames and being affectionate, like feeding them and running your hands through their hair, giving scalp massages... you just enjoy taking care of them and checking up on them

Title : enhypen with s/o that likes to baby them

Type : headcannons

Genre : fluff

Warning: none; not proof read

An. Srsly the request got all swamped up but I don't want to close the request also plz feel free to talk to me anytime. Ps I just noticed I have been spelling heeseung wrong :) rip im sorry my phone has its own mind

Heeseung : finds it amusing no really he would be smirking whenever you try to baby like "yeah right 😏" shit eating grinning :). Don't really care infact thanks heavens for such a caring s/o who feeds him ramen 🙄. I did mention he love shoulder rubs in my previous post and I'm gonna say it again, he finds himself super close to you when you do that. Sits with a straight and scary trying to foucs on work but as soon as you go "baby" he melts, will ignore everything.

Jay : has the funniest face when you call him pet names. Like sure he knows you like them and to a extent he doesn't mind but there are times when he just goes blank. You go "muffin what do you want to eat" and he stands there stiff face 😐😐 muffin was that supposed to be me (plz safe jay). Sometimes you do that on purpose "my sweet buttercup how was your day?". "Stop y/n I'm- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BUTTERCUP HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION THAT." then you bust out laughing knowing you did that on purpose to tease you sweet baby.

Sunghoon : love hate relationship with your pet names. Loves when you call him ice prince but why did you call him penguin like why :( but still gets antsy if you don't call him penguin kinda messed up but you gotta deal with it😤😤. Scalp message, running your hands through his hair, applying oil or sampoo, literally anything with his hair he loves it, makes you do it, would like if your hands never left his hair alone, prefers it that way.

Jake : a puppy x200 times, baby him and you get the most bubbly and innocent smile ever. Eyes goes big and sparkling, "you think i did good🥺🥺 thanks ily" also goes feral for your pet names, the weirder the better, snuggles into you when you pet him. Likes to BE A SMALL SPOON. Puffy cheeks when you feed him.talks about how much he likes it when you pet him and kiss his cheeks when he is on your lap to the boys only to get eyerolls :( gets sad but you always cheer him up with your presence

Sunoo : can I even begin with this man, you baby him, he does it too, you call him pet names nah he gotta do it too and at some point it did become a competition for both of you to see who can do more. You don't know when it started or when it ended but it was still a petty phase for you both. He loves skin care but he loves it more when you do it for him. Stares at your face when you apply the face mask on him like literally looks at you with doe eyes, he is a hopeless romantic :(. Also loves it when you rant or talk about while doing his skin care routine on him , makes you melt at the way he looks at you with admiring eyes like he can't love nobody but you.

Jungwon : 🤫don't tell this to anyone but he likes it when you baby him. Being the young leader and a responsible kid. he might come as a mature boy despite being the younger one in his family, so it is a surprise that our leader here likes to be baby for you. Purrs like a cat when you brush your hands in his hair, huge goofy smiles when you squeeze his face, not a fan of pet names but doesn't mind it either. I mean you could be like "how is my little widdle pumpkin spice cupcake" and he will be like "oh,OH nah I'm fine what about you" like he just didn't get called pumpkin spice cupcake. SHOW SOME REACTION,,will actually give you messages and likes when you press your cold hands on his cheeks

Niki : is a baby which makes your inner caring side kick in no matter who it is. But if you do try to baby him he will tackle you, doesn't care will flip you off the bed, tackle you on the sofa, its not that he doesn't like it he just is awkward and shy and likes to express thinks in this way. Glares at you when you call him petnames also refuses to call you noona (or senpai/j) but he likes the shoulder massage you give him srsly so relaxed he sleeps in between. Thanks you the next day tho cuz he got manners.

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