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if you put the first names of the two historical singers of slipknot together you get coriander

#corey and anders

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*corey taylor in metabolic voice* I’m In So Much Pain

#do i have back cancer is that what’s happening #why is my shoulder so knotted up #and my neck #but only on the left side #wtf #it got worse today i feel like #maybe stress #gonna smoke some good kush #maybe that will help me

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other people’s insecurity is not my goddamn problem

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*heroically saves the day but in a nu metal way*

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duolingo should have a late night mode where it teaches you swear words after like 10pm or something

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i want to throw ass in the pit with jay weinberg

#and his cute ass wife too

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do you collect verified checks on this site like fuckin badges or something wtf is this

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per my last post,

frank iero

#i mean goddamn

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I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting between two identical twins.

It was impossible to differentiate between them.

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Word for today: forswink / forswank / forswonk / forswunk / forswunken

(Verb, although most frequently used as a past participle as an adjective) to perform hard work to the point of exhaustion

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i just want to go to knotfest man

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there's been an on purpose at the accident factory

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happy spotify wrapped day

#i love it so much

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frank iero

frank iero

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i’m gonna do drugs

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mr goncharev tear down this wall