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Jesper: I'm doing my best.

Hal: You're not doing anything...

Jesper: Yes, that's what I'm best at.

#brotherband #brotherband chronicles #hal #jesper

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Doctor: Are you on any drugs?

Edvin: Only the stress and adrenaline of being the common sense holder to a dozen impulsive childrem with no self-preservation instincts and stupid ideas.

Doctor: ...What?

Edvin: I said: “No, none.”

#hot take: edvin refuses to take care of himself #hospital? nope. food? nope. sleep? he'd really rather not #brotherband #brotherband chronicles #edvin

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Hunter: We have your kid.

Thorn: I don’t have -

Thorn: *sighs*

Thorn: Which one?

#he didn't sign up to be a parent but yknow what? #anyone who put up with baby hal is a parent #brotherband #brotherband chronicles #thorn

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Lydia: Was he... woOoOo?

Edvin: I mean, a bit, yeah.

Lydia: Oh. Oh, dear.

#please give this man hot chocolate to de stress #brotherband #brotherband chronicles #edvin #lydia

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okay, but. which one of them DESERVES to be at the club???

edvin and lydia deserve to be the designated drivers sitting back and laughing at everyone with pretty people buying them drinks. stefan getting jealous?? comedy gold. for example

that is all.

#also imagine if kloof burst in #looking for hal #brotherband #brotherband chronicles

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Edvin: Can I take your shirt off?

Would: Ooh, how kinky.

Edvin:

Edvin: There’s a knife in your chest.

#brotherband #brotherband chronicles #edvin #wulf

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Hannah: I was best man at Katrina's second wedding, and I started my speech with “welcome back everyone”.

Hannah: She was not happy.

#give me thorn katrina hannah friendship #I mean imagine the angst #Mikkel?? #thorn being so protective over hal and the others bc his brotherband was just like there's??? #they had an edvin. they had a jesper/stefan or a stig/hal #okay I didn't do this to hurt myself so I'm going to stop #...but thorn may have been one of those four- #he's not the lydia so it's that or he was the prankster #brotherband #brotherband chronicles

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Edvin: What’s that on your face?

Lydia: What?

Edvin: You’re smiling.

Lydia: I am. I am happy. I can’t just be happy for no reason?

Edvin: We both know you can’t. What’s going on?

#brotherband #brotherband chronicles #edvin #lydia

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Ingvar, solemnly: If you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world stays the same.

Jesper, feet up on the table and mouth full of marshmallows: Kill two.

#brotherband #brotherband chronicles #jesper #ingvar

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Rollond, after a conversation with Lotte: Magic is about intent and the wording of a spell is often a product of the vernacular at the time.

Rollond: Therefore, using "yeet" as a banishing spell is perfectly acceptable.

#if you listen really closely you can actually hear edvins blood pressure rising #lotte on the other hand is nodding along #lydia probably is too but nobody can see her so #brotherband #brotherband chronicles #lotte #rollond

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but imagine edvin x ulf or edvin x wulf

what if I said Stig x Edvin

#pure chaos #I think him with Jesper or Hal would be the most chaotic #but after he saved his life???

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Jesper: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

#brotherband #brotherband chronicles #jesper

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Hal: We've been through so much together, haven't we, guys?

Edvin: Yeah. And most of it was your fault.

#hes still annoyed over everything #like wheres my stuff huh?? why am I in jail huh?? #brotherband #brotherband chronicles

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tag yourself i'm wulf (no really, tag yourself; this is critical data for my assessment of all ten of you in this fandom)

a few explanations below cut | link to full res on drive

a shrill wailing sound (hal) — google's def of "skirl" is "a shrill wailing sound, especially that of bagpipes" and i fully believe that a stressed hal on board is a shrill wailing sound of bagpipes

ember island toph (ingvar) — what can i say? they have a lot in common. if you never watched atla you should. atla propaganda moment tbh

viking man (thorn) — idk i couldn't draw him seriously despite a half-assed attempt to do so at first, but i think it's funnier this way. please know that i drew him with my finger on my phone in less than two minutes while eating lunch

ulder & wunger — between the two of them, they're 50% gay, but they'll never tell the distribution of gay between them. also i think somewhere in the stern chase ulf literally fancies himself a philosopher lmaoo

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anyway i do love having set (well,,, Set) designs for the herons so next time i draw them i can just color pick and use no imagination about them ever again. though i'm not really set on lydia's design tbh. thorn's design is perfect though, i'm never not drawing him like that. oh also flanagan i Refuse to believe that every single one of them are blonde (excluding lydia, the first non blonde woman in the flanaverse)

#hmm #somewhere between glorified bandage roller and yesper (bastard) #but on some days I am a shrill wailing sound #they're my three personalities #also omg #SO PRETTY #brotherband #brotherband chronicles

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does anyone else just like. love international duos??

like, gilan and hal. lydia and edvin. svengal and will. erak and halt.

I feel like we need to find more. I bet pauline and katrina would adore each other. thorn, on the other hand, cant decide whether hes impressed by alyss or wants to throttle her because good god that woman scares him but also, punch him?? please?? I dont CARE that you're a diplomat, lydia c'mon tell her-

hal doesnt realise hes jealous of horace and stig, for example. stefan is well aware that he's jealous of jesper and crowley. edvin and jenny and george?? what about kloof meeting halt's nephew?? y'know?? the twins terrorising the emperor??

#brotherband #brotherband chronicles #rangers apprentice

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Edvin to Tusgurd and his crew: Some of you have never been in a string of life-threatening situations and it really shows.

#brotherband #brotherband chronicles #edvin #tusgurd

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Olaf: You’re not good enough for my son.

Hal: You’re not good enough for your son.

Olaf: Excuse me?

Hal: You heard me.

#brotherband #brotherband chronicles #hal #stig