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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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"kill them with kindness" wrong. condemn him to the infirmary 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥

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You have no basis to determine if a nonfiction book is accurate or not unless you have done sufficient research in the area in advance but that would require other books whose accuracy you also cant vouch for so you may judge it incorrectly. Just goes to show you shouldnt try to learn about things

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

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how long have I been out

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finally, some good fucking heel

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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Palestinian artist Asmaa Aljueithni shares a photo of the only thing that survived the airstrike that left her Gaza home in ruins: one of her paintings.

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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

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My white ass can sprint by holding [SHIFT]

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Definite banners and possible bumper stickers for the shop

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#oh dear #people don’t know much about us huh

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sure I have "problems" but a bagel would help. a bagel would help.

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disgusts me deeply to say it but 30 dollars is basically the new 20 dollars

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