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Because empty, monotone and just destroyed Alice was too tasty to ignore

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watched the movie Malignant today and I have some thoughts:

1) "person is born evil and we gotta kill them" is the worst trope ever

2) there is an endless sequence in the last third of this movie that's just the monster killing people with acrobatics and a big knife and I have never been so bored in my life and I hate the filmmakers for making me sit through it

#100 minutes into the movie after the questions have all been answered and i'm getting ready for the resolution #is not the time to make me sit through 20 minutes of fight choreography #and i mean this is the queer speaking but i just think wanting to kill everyone who did their best to kill you #is fair #not good not healthy but like #what exactly was gabriel supposed to do? from the moment he was born every single person in his life decided he was evil #he never had a chance and this movie ACTIVELY blames him for it

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How am I supposed to get anything done?

#jesse dog #after i took this picture he farted right in my face :/

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I love how in the Dracula Daily fandom, we don’t say that we are beginning once again on May 3rd.

Rather, we say “my dear friend Johnathan is preparing for his upcoming trip. I hope he has such a wonderful time and that he brings back some delicious recipes :)”

And I think that’s beautiful

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Gwendolyn Bouchard my beloved, you've gaslighted, gatekept, and girlbossed too close to the sun.

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do you ever think about how sometimes it just... takes one random message? and suddenly you find yourself with a best friend or in constant conversation with someone who lives on the other side of the world but is just as much of a freak as you are or maybe you find yourself in love with someone without a last name but with so much kindness and affection in their words and presence. crazy how life and love and friendship just happen

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I need a horror movie where there is a guy living in the walls that is ABOUT the guy living in the walls

#sad pathetic men are so tasty to me #but also genuinely i could write an essay about our cultural unwillingness to identify with the guy in the walls #conservatism puritanism etc #WE could never be the guy living in the walls #we could never be the monster #but in fact given the right circumstances anyone could be the monster #anyway i just saw the movie Aftermath and I liked it but it was SO cookie cutter and I'm so much more interested in Mr. Indoor Boyfriend

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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

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The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935

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Gladia: *murders her husband*

Elijah: God forbid a woman do anything

#sending this one around again because i think about it all the time #asimov robots

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I can't help but find it kind of hilarious that the entire TMA fandom (myself included) collectively decided that Jon is actually the most beautiful person to ever walk the earth, meanwhile every vague description we get of them in the podcast is just hammering home what a Fucking Wreck they are

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An ad for your deepest desires :)

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Yeah, sure I’ll keep drawing Gerry and I’ll be so normal about it