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Doby the Doberman says "bite me, I'm into it"
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Fleece the lamb says "reply hazy, try again later"
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Bernie the Saint Bernard says "eventually, you will fail"
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Crunch the shark says "have you checked the children?"
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Wrinkles the bulldog says "I'm in constant pain"
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Spike the rhinoceros says "humanity ruins everything"
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Sparky the dalmatian says "you are unique, just like everyone else"
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Sly the fox says "you were a mistake"
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Scottie the scottish terrier says "is anyone in kansas anymore?"
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Scoop the pelican says "grief tastes better than you think"
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Rover the dog says "in dog years, you're ugly"
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Righty the elephant says "my platform? leave every child behind"
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Libearty the bear says "the american dream is dead"
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Lefty the donkey says "a vote for me is a vote for me"
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Curly says "your dreams have been replaced with advertising"
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Freckles the leopard says "you cannot kill me in a way that matters"
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Congo the gorilla says "embrace your inhibitions"
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