it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
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It’s funny when American authors come up with a new European nation so their main character can be a secret royal without the pain of researching a real nation. We should all start doing that with North America, just make up a new state. My protagonist lives in New Utahioshington which is the 51st state and located between Delaware and Maryland
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“Belka” and “Strelka”, Soviet space dogs after landing. USSR, 1960. [1800x1295] Check this blog!
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Sleepy Eepy Mareepy
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Spring Chikorita
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Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.
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Spring Totodile
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Sleepy eepy Psyduck
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im the prettiest canary in this mine
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hey Neopets can you explain why you have an unreleased petpet that's just a human man on all fours
you can take your time but I do need an answer
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Simple and Clean is iconic of course but I must insist nothing is as capable of irreparably rearranging your brain like seeing the Kingdom Hearts 2 opening movie + Sanctuary in your formative years you will actually never be the same
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I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)
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