superpowersandshit
superpowersandshit
all ur faves are gay
fuck cops!!! but not jimmy, i love jimmy
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superpowersandshit · a day ago
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sony missed an astronomical opportunity with the venom title, when it obviously should've been venom two: carnage boogaloo
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superpowersandshit · a day ago
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I want Venom 2 to start off with a peppy song playing while Eddie makes breakfast or something. It should have visual gags such as Venom opening the fridge for him to retrieve eggs while he’s at the stove to show how their relationship has developed between the first and second movie and how they really are in sync and in a mutualistic symbiosis thanks
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superpowersandshit · a day ago
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all right, for some reason, two years ago, i started following this completely random dad’s youtube channel for home improvement? he gave me tips for summer ant problems and i instantly subscribed and never stopped. 
i really think sam and bucky should have a youtube channel where they give people esoteric boat maintenance tips. it’s like, decently edited (by Bucky) and features endless, blurry, poorly lit shots of them frowning at this boat. NO sound editing, just water sounds and awkward pauses. I’m telling you, superhero-ing is a job and these men need hobbies. 
sam: okay we promised to do a q & a for y’all so here we go sam: “how did you guys get your davit system on your boat?” sam: good question. my associate here has a vibranium arm so he picked it up bucky: (who had been staring at sam, arms crossed, looks at the camera and nods) sam: okay next question sam: “is the boat safe for your cats” bucky: extremely safe. it’s actually naval tradition to have a cat aboard for vermin control. fun fact. sam: thank you bucky for that extremely fun factoid. sam: “what’s up with your update schedule guys” sam: (sigh) yeah, sorry about that, sometimes things come up bucky: avengers stuff sam: we usually like to have a few videos in the can, but you know, check the news, if there’s something crazy going on then you know for sure there’s no video on tuesday sam: “can bucky pick up the boat” sam: I don’t know, can he? bucky: (shrugs) haven’t tried sam: like and subscribe and bucky might just pick up the boat
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superpowersandshit · 3 days ago
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Fantastic Four: @DOOM vs @EVERLOVINBLUES (April 9, 2021)
Fan written and artist by: Dan Schkade
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superpowersandshit · 3 days ago
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that's a nice space you have there, would be a shame if someone were to steal a spaceship, fly to space and come back with superpowers
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superpowersandshit · 5 days ago
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he'll do a skit of him doing the iron man speech, but nobody believes him.
tony: truth is... i am iron man
reporter 1: yeah sure and i'm captain america
reporter 2: no- no we gotta respect him, or else he'll shoot us with his very scary iron man powers
reporter 3: haha prove it!
tony: no really! i am iron man.
reporter 1: and we're just supposed to believe you?
reporter 2: you don't look tall enough to be iron man
tony stark on snl doing a skit of mtv cribs but it's just him walking around a bunch of rubble because his house blew up.
tony: and this is my price possession, the crème de la crème
tony, standing still in front of a still intact door: it's amazing isn't it?
guy behind the camera: the- the door?
tony: won't you look at it- it's fantastic wood work right here
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superpowersandshit · 5 days ago
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tony stark on snl doing a skit of mtv cribs but it's just him walking around a bunch of rubble because his house blew up.
tony: and this is my price possession, the crème de la crème
tony, standing still in front of a still intact door: it's amazing isn't it?
guy behind the camera: the- the door?
tony: won't you look at it- it's fantastic wood work right here
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superpowersandshit · 5 days ago
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marvel will never achieve the level of cinematography achieved in Winx Club: The Secret Of The Lost Kingdom, you're all just too stubborn to admit it
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superpowersandshit · 6 days ago
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Tony: What is one particular topic you struggle with
Peter: Life
Tony: With math dumbass
Peter: The answer is still life
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superpowersandshit · 6 days ago
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peter on the 29th slide of his powerpoint presentation: so obviously if we get married i will have to take your last name to become pb 'n j mj who just got on one knee to tie her shoelaces:
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superpowersandshit · 13 days ago
bucky has a disability??
he doesn’t have an arm.
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superpowersandshit · 16 days ago
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wanda knows a thing or two about soul stealing and she KNOWS cameras are bad news bears
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superpowersandshit · 16 days ago
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rating falcon and the winter soldier episodes on how much sam talked to birds:
1×01: 2/10 he didnt talk to a real bird but he did talk to his little robot pigeon
1x02: 2.5/10 no real bird talking but his robot bird redwing got a lot of attention, which i appreciate
1x03: -10/10 no birds, not even a lick of birdshit, sam didn't even use his fake bird wings
1x04: 0/10, again, no birds, but at least john walker was walking around acting like pigeon shit personified
1x05: -30945/10, no birds, no wings, no nothing- it was truly unacceptable and i will not stand for it
1x06: 4/10, while there were, disappointingly no birds, there was a lot of action from our favourite robot bird, and a lot of flying around, as birds tend to do.
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superpowersandshit · 16 days ago
Kitty Pryde and Bobby Drake: weird Jewish bros where one of them is a meme and the other doesn't know how she got stuck with him
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she just wanted to go on a walk
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