imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose
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starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is
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Keiko breaching in Iceland
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I’m a pacifist like institutionally but I’m absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don’t believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust
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never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and a gen z trans masc why their name is dave
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anyway stream montero
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get off your phone. jack off to that weird fantasy you’ve been hesitant about entertaining. buy an awesome jacket. <- the real steps to self actualization
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this is our most destructive weapon yet
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what if the smoker could meat box
What if the penis could dick cocks. Who cares
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Ppl who had time for romance in high school we are so different. i was busy fighting for my life in my head
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spirited away - 2001
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