Stark’s secretary had called security, and two bulky men had walked in, prepared to haul her out. In a voice that had carried all the way down the hall — Tony Stark swore to this day that he still had a ringing in his ears from it — she had bellowed to the guards, “Don’t you touch me! I have pepper spray!”
Tony Stark had burst out laughing.
- Iron Man Novelization, by Peter David
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Steve: can I stay at your house everyone I know is trying to kill me but if they know you’re involved they might kill you too :/
Sam:
Steve: can you look for my best friend for me I would do it myself but I gotta fight these robots :/
Sam:
Steve: hey can you go against the us government with me I disagree with them so I’m going to do what I want you might get in trouble though :/
Sam:
Steve: welcome back it’s 2023 and you’ve been dead for five years I’m sure you want a break but can you be captain america normally I’d do it myself but I’m 93 :/
Sam:
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i’ve had this for months and i’ll never finish
signed the wrong blog but whatever. follow that one too
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It’s Jeff! #1 (2023)
written by Kelly Thompson
art by Gurihiru
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It’s Jeff! #1 (2023)
written by Kelly Thompson
art by Gurihiru
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What is personal space?
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a sleepy tuna star
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take a fuckin sip, babe
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from @T3TTT3TTT on twitter!
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“The scariest thing about distance is you don’t know whether they’ll miss you or forget you.” - Nicholas Sparks
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soft
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