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isaac calling up the discord server in his mind give him a minute

#tboi

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turns out im back on my skephalo shit again

#send requests #i am terminally unmotivated #skephalo

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One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.

"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."

And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.

"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."

And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.

"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."

And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.

"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."

"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."

"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."

And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.

#this is a better story than the original #but it still makes me sad

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judging from the trajectory of alastor's plans, it feels like he's setting up to be the big bad? i dunno, with the whole mimzy thing feeling like he set it up just to show charlie that he is commited to her cause. while also double showing everyone again just how much power he has...and his violence not really aligning with charlie's whole, like, manifesto.

sure its suiting her now, but whatever is controlling alastor has to be stronger than charlie. and if it IS lillith like some people have been saying, then it doesnt seem like she has the best intentions either. I mean, shes the reason angels started coming to hell in the first place, so her grudge and hatred for them must be through the roof.

so she either sent alastor to protect and support charlie, or to watch and report. i feel like we are going to find out his/their true intentions once one of the Hazbins get redeemed and go to heaven.

#just feels like alastor (who now knows or maybe even already knew that angels CAN be killed) isnt really all for hell's best contenders #switching sides #hazbin hotel

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#oooh #angel takes over after killing val? #or gives in and becomes his right hand man? #spider...thing? #angel dust

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Angel Dust is way too adorable here 💜

#sigh #hes one of my favs but at what cost #angel dust

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Some alastors

#my two kinks in one image? #blessed #eating well and blessed #hazbin hotel

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Blessing👼

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warm up

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Angel sisters.

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sera icons¡!

#shes beautiful #blessed on this day

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When they're awful people, but a fun power couple

#true #just get him to take that tackey coat off #its not doing him any favors smh

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HAZBIN HOTEL S01E04 ∣ Valentino without his coat.

#his expressions are also very amazing #what a nasty piece of work

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如何错误❌的与猫相处【以及正确的】

躲不过的猫塑

#good good #get ur fuckin man vox

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What makes you think you can treat him like that?!

#uh oh #new scumbag alert