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stellatheknave · 14 minutes
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guy scanning my food: thatll be 300 dollars
the screen on the card swiper: would you like to donate 100% of the food you just bought to a little ant?
me: hm
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stellatheknave · 46 minutes
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SUPERPOSE | patreon | print + merch store
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stellatheknave · 56 minutes
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stellatheknave · 3 hours
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the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now
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stellatheknave · 7 hours
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Artist:
Seth Armstrong
“The Flying Dutchman”
Oil on Wood Panel
12" × 12"
2015
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stellatheknave · 7 hours
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I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this
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stellatheknave · 7 hours
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it’s fascinating how trans women on here are tokenized to signal people’s comraderie with trans (terfs dni in bio/trans women are loved here), while at the same time we’re also harshly ejected from communities and painted as predators for piecemeal grievances that are handwaved away when done by non trans women. you can say all kinds of nasty stuff about someone, and as long as she’s a trans woman, people will believe it! people love the ideal of a trans woman but haven’t worked on their biases enough to do anything but grow to despise actual trans women
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stellatheknave · 7 hours
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stellatheknave · 7 hours
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Oh he thinks he's so funny
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stellatheknave · 7 hours
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The Pacific Ocean is huge.
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stellatheknave · 7 hours
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Every time I see some moral panic article about how some alarming % of teens admit to vaping or smoking or doing drugs or whatever, I think about that time in 9th grade when school handed us a survey on substance use, told us we had to fill it out, and me and a half dozen friends reported that we’d been habitual users of heroin, cocaine, and acid since the age of 9.
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stellatheknave · 7 hours
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two clocky cis lesbian chasers dating, each believing the other is trans
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stellatheknave · 7 hours
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maybe I'm just on my period, but feeling WILDY emotional about the little plant in Wall-E. it's a pea plant. He found in the fridge. And they never say it's a pea plant, but it is. And when I first watched it, I didn't recognize it, never even thought about it. Now that I've grown a few gardens, I just wanna cry.
Pea plants are so good. They're completely edible, first off. Pea sprouts are considered wildly nutritional and ppl grow them as microgreens all the time. The whole plant. Eat em up.
They sprout within DAYS! Like three days!! The seeds last for ages since they're so big and dry out and don't rot. Just need a little water and sunlight and you can wake up peas that are ages old.
And there's something so cute about pea plants? They grip things? They almost fucking hold your hand? i'm not kidding??
So this little thing. this little pea. Forgotten in the bottom of a fridge. Probably the floor rotted out. There it sat. And with just a little bit of dirt. And a little bit of water. And just the tiniest bit of sunlight. This little pea woke up. And it can't be more than a week old. Of all the fridges, of all the world. This is the one Wall-E opens. This little survivor. This little pea.
I'm literally crying again, hahaha omfg.
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stellatheknave · 7 hours
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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance
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stellatheknave · 7 hours
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Film Analysis club is fun
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