what if we selkied too close to the sun huh
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i am strong woman i can handle spice i tell myself as my mouth burns from chick fil a spicy sandwich
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I should. Go gym. Leg day
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forgive me for asking but,,,, are u available to chitter chatter bc i wants to be walkin
I FORGOT MY BOY
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I have not done a single lesson this month I’m going to commit seppukku
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The rest of you aren’t grounding and that’s bad and you’ll have too many electrons or smth
I respect y'all, but I will always be a shoes in the kitchen person. Even if it's not in the rest of the house, every kitchen floor is somehow always wet.
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Actively telling the customers that if I jump they're being pulled dpwn with me
Really wish I could tell kids "guys, you're making Miss Reagan want to jump off a cliff right now. Calm down."
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If you need me I'll be melting down in tzarinas dms goodbye cruel world
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New REBLOG Game
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
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asked a pothead this and they didn't even know what getting baked meant smh
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absolutely no way to adequately explain the context for this
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Girl no that be tje demons speaking iron itttttt
Definitely another coffee and sewing till wee hours in the morning kind of night
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wearing a loose ring is a death sentence to me
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i love the term "unwell"... theres something very very wrong with you. not saying what tho
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hrghh another long and difficult day... TUMBLR!! fetch me a photo of The Fictional Character .....
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USAmericans will see the word burger then just black out and hit reblog
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