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They really went there huh.
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“A state appellate court swooped in to save Donald Trump on Monday, just as the clock ran out on a half-billion-dollar bond he was due to post to hold off the New York Attorney General from seizing his properties. In a curtly-worded two-page order that didn’t explain their reason for giving Trump a last-minute grace period, five judges simply said that AG Letitia James can’t yet enforce the $464 million judgment against Trump—as long as Trump can post a much lower bond of $175 million within the next 10 days.”
Trump Gets a Massive Lifeline on Half-Billion-Dollar Bond
What the actual fuck. This piece of shit literally gets away with EVERYTHING.
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steal-this-idea · 3 days
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coworker who makes being Irish his whole personality asked me what my plans tonight for celebrating St. Patrick’s Day were and when I told him I had none he was like “oh haha then you must have done all your celebrating last night, right?” boy why would you think I celebrate St. Patrick’s Day
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have an old thing
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they need to add two extra hours after ten pm where time doesn't pass so you can do some nice reading before bed
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Not to sound to Calvin-coded, but was anyone else vaguely disappointed as a child that your parents had food coloring stocked in their kitchen and yet continued to serve you home-cooked meals that were regularly colored?
Like, don't get me wrong mom, these mashed potatoes are perfectly tasty, but I bet they'd be just as tasty and significantly cooler if they were green.
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did he really fall victim to the alt right pipeline or was he already insufferable and just looking for ways to justify his behavior
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The most important thing to impress on new & returning Tumblr users is that anyone on here with a normal human name is a digital succubus trying to steal your identity and the real & trustworthy souls all have names like ShreksFlamingKnob69
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Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes
such a loss
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you know this fucking tune
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