“A state appellate court swooped in to save Donald Trump on Monday, just as the clock ran out on a half-billion-dollar bond he was due to post to hold off the New York Attorney General from seizing his properties. In a curtly-worded two-page order that didn’t explain their reason for giving Trump a last-minute grace period, five judges simply said that AG Letitia James can’t yet enforce the $464 million judgment against Trump—as long as Trump can post a much lower bond of $175 million within the next 10 days.”
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Trump Gets a Massive Lifeline on Half-Billion-Dollar Bond
What the actual fuck. This piece of shit literally gets away with EVERYTHING.
coworker who makes being Irish his whole personality asked me what my plans tonight for celebrating St. Patrick’s Day were and when I told him I had none he was like “oh haha then you must have done all your celebrating last night, right?” boy why would you think I celebrate St. Patrick’s Day
Not to sound to Calvin-coded, but was anyone else vaguely disappointed as a child that your parents had food coloring stocked in their kitchen and yet continued to serve you home-cooked meals that were regularly colored?
Like, don't get me wrong mom, these mashed potatoes are perfectly tasty, but I bet they'd be just as tasty and significantly cooler if they were green.
The most important thing to impress on new & returning Tumblr users is that anyone on here with a normal human name is a digital succubus trying to steal your identity and the real & trustworthy souls all have names like ShreksFlamingKnob69
Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes