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#how i look at my man when i want attention

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Call me a bucket full of pennies the way having sex with me is difficult and painful for others

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Artiste Jodie Herrera. (Venus de Willendorf)

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⚠️🔊VOLUME WARNING🔊⚠️

if you play that new ⁠Content Warning game. take it from me, don't use the boom mic like a regular mic. don't hold it up to your dying friend.

you know how when you peak in OBS the bar turns red? this clip turned it black

#loud

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why does thw last image keep getting more nonsensical. every once in a while ill see a new version of this and its something that makes less sense

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OH ! Bited

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Most fucked up thing i ever drew...

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i bet biodiversity would make golf more fun. more obstacles, more complicated courses. my ball bounces off a tree landing in a river which carries it into the mouth of an alligator who was about to capture a stork but the ball distracts it and it bites the ball and the stork flies away stirring up dust which causes the alligator to sneeze the ball in the opposite direction of the hole but the ball catches on a vine and swings back towards the hole, which is a pitcher plant (the golf ball has been engineered in a laboratory to contain the nutrients required by the pitcher plant)

#op is a cartoon character such as bugs bunny or perry the platypus

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