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first time I've seen it on Tumblr, it's beautiful 🥲
I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
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i miss zukka nation circa 2020
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Reblog this post to blow up and die
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look at this picture of suki and tell me she wasn’t meant to be a pirate. tell me it doesn’t already look like she’s hanging onto the rigging of a ship, hanging out over the water. tell me that she would not be the baddest bitch out there, pillaging and plundering her little heart out.
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If Suki has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Suki has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Suki has only one fan then that is me. If Suki has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Suki, then I am against the world.
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If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?
Go behind them, but not in front. 👍
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oh no- what an inconvenience. anyways
listening to the braving the elements podcast i can’t believe i have to rewatch all of atla with them oh no what a shame…..
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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 
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What if I told you that you’re the only person that wraps sunflowers around my bones. What if I told you that you’re the only person that helps my head feel like it’s not stuck in a storm in the middle of the Atlantic. What if I told you that I’ve fallen for you, but I’m scared of loving you because I haven’t learned how to love myself.
- Alexa Evangelista, The Book I'll Never Finish Writing.
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Please DO NOT let the momentum die.
HOW TO BE AN ALLY WITH PALESTINIANS:
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Zuko falling asleep on Sokka’s shoulder during a long Appa ride
That’s it, that’s the post
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great news guys, cousin Throckmorton (Throcky for for short) is a doctor and a talented bass 😌
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if it's Hakoda I understand.
Sokka: so… I hear you’re in love with someone. what’re they like?
Zuko: tall, muscular, wolf tail. dumb but honorable
Sokka: that kinda sounds like me. too bad you’re in love with someone else
Zuko: did I mention dumb?
Sokka: yea
Zuko: just checking
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Late January 2021: Reddit collapses the stock market Late March 2021: Big fat boat disrupts international trade Late May 2021: ‘Minions’ meme leads to universal healthcare Late July 2021: Sentient drones unionize, bankrupting Amazon Late September 2021: The blue man group eradicates coronavirus
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zvtara shippers want everyone to get on board of their “ultra progressive super feminist ship” lmao hell no. maybe zvtara wouldn’t be so despised by everyone else if their side of the fandom wasn’t batshit crazy and didn’t come up with like. god awful takes of all the characters in atla, including zuko and katara. like why would i want to join a fandom that’s so bitter all the time, that spends 90% of their time hating on other characters and ships. that pretends to be woke and “katara stans first” only to like, hc katara as a cheater and/or interpret her as a girlboss and reduce all of her canonically complex relationships with her friends and family as her being their mother. maybe i want to stay far away from a fandom that’s obsessed with painting a 12 yr old pacifist monk as an abuser and manipulator. or one that loves reducing sokka down from a canonical genius to himbo who can barely tie his own shoelaces and needs suki or katara to help him. or one that comes up with the wildest conspiracies like “the animators made Katara’s eyes take up 1/3rd of her face so that she could be in a relationship with aang.” zvtara shippers are like TWO posts away from unironically using the handmaiden-feudal lord metaphor, in which zukka is the “heteronormative” handmaiden and feudal lord ship while zvtara is the “queer and different heterosexual” relationship 😭
i already didn’t like zvtara as a ship but yeah, seeing the way zvtara shippers treat certain characters kinda made me despise that side of the fandom entirely. they act like katara finally getting some peace, settling down, and starting a family with aang is the absolute worst thing that could have happened to her. in terms of how she’s portrayed in LoK as “just a mother” as well as the world’s greatest healer... i don’t really see the issue. there’s nothing wrong with her being a mother, or a healer. there’s nothing wrong with her choosing to leave the fighting to the younger generation. she’s already been through so much, she deserves some rest. for zvtara shippers to say she was just a trophy wife or “aang’s baby making machine” is disgusting and misogynistic as hell. the popular headcanon among them that she’d cheat on aang with zuko is awful and so out of character. canon katara would never cheat on her husband and canon zuko would absolutely not sleep with his best friend’s wife. they claim to love these characters but it doesn’t seem like they have very much respect for them. they treat aang like a villain and call him a “misogynist” but then shove him into a relationship with toph... make it make sense.  for them to ship aang with toph just to get him out of the way of their ship and then try to call out zukka shippers for “shipping zukka to get katara out of the way” is like. aggressively hypocritical. it also literally makes no sense seeing as zvtara isn’t canon.
TL;DR: yeah, they’re on some next level clown shit.
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Zuko: I’ve never had a best friend
Aang: I’ll be your best friend!
Zuko:
Zuko, turns to Sokka: I’ve never had a boyfriend either
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mahomes x brady, enemies to lovers, slow burn, 120k, mcd
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