"I've been thinking about" something I've thought of for 5 seconds
"it just occurred to me" this has been bugging me for 11 years.
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why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher
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Complimenting someone’s content:
Getting complimented back:
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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
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i’m a clove of garlic and God is crushing me under a knife so i add flavour to the soup
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They should invent a job that i actually want to do
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I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur
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thing for insta... eridan if he was awesome
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john is the most fun to draw for me personally even better than trickster roxy,,,,, his windsock is so fun to draw his blue god tier outfit is just so fun to paint so so good
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cute emo Christian guy: -exists-
me:
him: -mentions having a wife-
me:
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