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Tubbo: I can play (dj) a mean one if you want *Mickey Mouse club house starts playing*

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need yall to see this too bc im actually obsessed

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LIL TAY??????

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You ever look at the rest of tumblr and go "they dont know about how tommyinnit (who at the time said he was straight) tricked his friend (who is a gay man) into marrying him and when his friend/husband found out (months later when he was joking about having a Vegas wedding with another friend and then Realised) he tried to get a divorce but tommy said no even though he has had a girlfriend the entire time and that then he wrote wattpad rpf fanfic about him and his friend/husband kissing (specifically with tongue) and his girlfriend dying and all the wrongs of the world being fixed. Not only that but he subsequently recorded an I'm just Ken parody about this marriage and most recently while Tommy was on a trip around America, back in England, his friend/husband started streaming more with Tommy's girlfriend and bought her a new iphone so he joked that he was being cucked. And now he's just come out as bicurious after his friend/husband tried to get him to say the f-slur on stream and his response was that he could only say a 1/5th of it before calling his husband a " 'ggott"." And this is all (probably) real. This is a real thing that happened.

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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

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AROMANTICISM. YOU AGREE. REBLOG

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now tommyinnit should do love or host again but the faggot version of it

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Remember how tommy said he had to come out as straight to his mom now he has to walk that shit back

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threw up in my mouth a little

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he's just a little guy

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this fuckass picture has the same vibes as that ctommy lmanburg screenshot everyone always usess when talkinig bout how small he is

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couldn’t decide which way makes more sense

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joel smallishbeans fancam no one asked for in honor of the return of 3rd life and the end of afterlife <3 inspired by this one jerma fancam i can’t get out of my head

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You know with Tommy coming out as “probably bi” I would normally love to make a “damn nobody want him fr” joke however unfortunately he both has a girlfriend and is married to his gay best friend and thus gets more bitches than I ever will

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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

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Tubbo: IT'S OK!!!

Coypiso: Is this a bad time to say I don't believe in vaccines?

[The toaster lights on fire and everyone starts screaming as the fire alarm goes off]

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