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In the absence of dogs, what cow breed do you think would make good guard dog substitutez?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dont think cattle would do very good at guarding things woops ! theyre prey animals and they dont really have like.. guarding instincts like a dawggy does!
although fun fact.. did you know that donkeys are sometimes used as livestock guardian animals to protect sheep and cows!
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i looovveeeeeeeeee guardian animals i think its so funny. donkeys are used for bigger livestock but for chickens and ducks .. people use geese!!!!! its so funny like. let me get one animal thats kinda like you but kills for fun. hes your dad now.
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alien trying to blend into a human crowd at a home depot
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Imperial passport of Kublai Khan “I am the emissary of the Khan. If you defy me, you die.” 1240 A.D. [886x960]
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Today's Seal Is: Vandalized
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body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity
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"When life gives you lemons" FALSE LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS
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PLATONIC INTERPRETATIONS OF CHARACTER DYNAMICS ARENT ANY LESS VALID THAN ROMANTIC ONES PELASEE
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There is some pretty shocking footage out there of the Baltimore bridge collapse early this morning. I've already seen some incredibly wrong, incredibly insensitive Hot Takes about how shitty the bridge was to have fallen after being bonked by a boat, etc
Please don't be that person.
The facts will come out. Speculation is silly. In addition to loss of life, the Francis Scott Key bridge was a major arterial in that region's highway system. Its loss will be felt for years, and not just to daily commuters.
Baltimore harbor is closed. No shipping at all. This will impact supply chains in ways we cannot even assess yet.
It's pretty fucked up.
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Every day I thank the Gods for Nic Cage’s family obligations.
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researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible
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the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now
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Today I offer Tumblr real, undoctored screenshots from the House MD DS game, free of context:
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Special awards go to:
"Would you still love me if I was a worm" core:
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And my personal favorite, for all the omegaverse girlies out there:
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EDIT: adding a link to my other post with more info on the game
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hey, you guys wanna see something completely fucked up?
why the FUCK do these match so well. i didnt edit SHIT.
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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
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when a girl puts on her boyfriend's clothes, she's called cute and quirky. but when i, patroclus
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