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Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:
Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.
The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.
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starkmartell · 18 hours
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If you want to look like you pay your employees well, then pay them well. It's not rocket science.
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starkmartell · 18 hours
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my role in the friend group is "the sphinx" (i talk in riddles and stand in doorways blocking the exit)
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Stick It (2006)
Make the judges look. I’m not talking about putting a cute little smile on your face as if they’re doing you a favor. Make them look. If you’re gonna eat mat, you’re gonna eat mat hard. Don’t play it safe. 
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starkmartell · 18 hours
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Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.
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is the atla fandom still around because i have more to contribute
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need to have the kind of sex that leaves environmental storytelling behind
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lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
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starkmartell · 18 hours
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One thing I love about the Monster x Human dynamic is the possible misunderstandings that come with being separate species.
The possible cultural differences. The awkwardness. Language barriers. Anatomy differences. Maybe they mistake a platonic gesture as romantic or you mistake a romantic gesture from them as platonic.
Maybe you accidentally touch a merperson's gills and they immediately shy away at the unexpected touch. You freak out and apologise because you think you've hurt them while they try and hide their obvious arousal at the intimate touch.
Or an alien whose skin colour changes with their mood. You notice they're always a more reddish colour when near you. When you ask them about it they get even redder and try to make something up while their friends watch and snicker cus they know exactly what that colour means.
You playfully bite your werewolf partner while cuddling and they let out a very erotic groan. Now they have to try and explain to you what marking is to werewolves while also being very horny and embarrassed.
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starkmartell · 19 hours
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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leopard seals are my favorite seal species they're so fucking weird looking i love them
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i have once again created a tinder account in order to people watch and mildly troll people
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Thoughts?
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starkmartell · 19 hours
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Wouldn't expect less for Season 6 🙏
Based on a conversation i had on twitter
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Nine would have thought Martha Jones was the coolest person in the world. Doesn’t even matter where in the timeline this was or what happened to Rose, he would have loved her leather jacket and her hairstyle. He would have loved that she was a DOCTOR! Her studying to be a doctor was so overlooked and he would have loved it. He would have thought she was the coolest person alive. Nine and Donna would have killed each other on sight
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Dance 🐉
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