Stephen: my biggest talent is being stress.
Tony: do you mean stressed?
Wong: no he doesn’t
The ancient ones ghost: unfortunately not
Stephen: sadly, no
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I'm here to try and spark the muse for you.
Prompt: Prince Stephen Strange is secretly seeing lowly armorer Tony Stark and when Tony meets his dad, Tony himself turns out to be the heir to the Stark duchy. Queue Tony learning of royalty and castle shenanigans. Rhodey is Tony’s exasperated friend who works with fellow castle guard Christine Palmer, Stephen’s resident annoyance. She and Stephen’s best friend the librarian Wong enjoy teasing him about his peasant boyfriend who apparently cleans up nicely. Jarvis is Tony’s freakishly smart and loyal horse.
“Not only did my dad end up being a deadbeat, but he’s also a deadbeat duke." My friend (who came up with this prompt) says you need to use this in the fic if you write it because if not you're liable to "face my wrath". She also says she doesn't really have a wrath, (true) but she'll pout.
The prompt is thanks to my friend who's fine with stealing her "rad book ideas" her words not mine, and those are also her words but whose keeping track. Not me.
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They’re right… in ✨Sarah’s✨ presence Bucky looks like an undercooked egg
So on a buckysarah clip, I found a racist. Someone called “Beth morales” on YouTube. They specifically said “LOL @Marvel pandering to all the black females who hyperventilated when Chris evans helped Regina kings down the stairs” and “Just based on the difference in their physical attractiveness alone this couple will never happen IRL”
I am tired ....... of existence
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Doom: I don’t have a weakness
Literally everyone else: We have Reed Richards on speed dial
Doom: *surprised pikachu face*
adajkd this only happened bc of gc lmao
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Tony: there’s only two things I love more than myself.
Tony: coffee, Stephen, sex with Stephen, nice cars, a relaxing vacation, robots-
Rhodey: That's more than two. You know that right?
Tony: yeah, I just really hate myself lol
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Harley, sarcastically: okay, *mom*
Stephen: You think calling me Mom will make me change my mind but you still can't stay the night with miles.
Harley: why not???
Stephen: because I’m your mom and I wasn’t born yesterday
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Teen Morgan: I like girls
Peter: I like boys
Tony: okay, Harley? Have any big announcements?
Harley, looking up from the potato grenade he’s building: huh?
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Kill the mouse 🙂
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a little Doctor Strange portrait because I'm too busy to make something so yeah.
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Tony: woah!!! Why didn’t you tell me you were gay?
Stephen: why didn’t you tell me you were straight?
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This is a story that I want to throw out of my head, I will add more sometimes.
Supreme family incoming.
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Ngl I’m in love with every member of the blight family
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Stephen: I’m at the store. Do you need anything?
Tony: I’m running low on 100k 100r and 1m resistors, 100pf and 470UF capacitors, and 1mm copper desolder braid
Stephen: What kind of fucking stores do you think I go to, Tony?
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Stephen: hey Tony I’m going to the store, do you want anything?
Tony: my dead fathers love and affection
Stephen: yeah I have like three dollars on my debit card-
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Stephen: I have stopped drinking for good.
Tony: wow, that’s cool, honey-
Stephen, popping the cap off a bottle of tequila: now I drink for EVIL
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Young 18 year old Billionaire Tony x trans Stephen who was kicked out of his home?
Actually this is so perfect… Tony has a cushion, but Stephen’s from buttfuck Nebraska and (possibly) a deeply conservative family. However, at 16, he would totally need their support, and more importantly, their money. He has big dreams, but he can’t get past these obstacles, wanted or unwanted, and being kicked out o his home would be like a nail in the coffin… unless he met an eager young billionaire who’s more than willing to help him out!
“Are you okay?”
“I’m 16 years old and 36 weeks pregnant, does that sound okay to you?”
Suggested by Anonymous
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IronStrange Big Bang 2021 - Artist Sign-Ups Ongoing!
Hello IronStrange community!
The sign-ups for Artists and Artist Pinch-Hitters who want to participate in the IronStrange Big Bang 2021 are still open until June 28. Our writers have been hard at work crafting their stories, and we’re on the lookout for more artists to join us!
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For the short fic challenge: ironstrange and 5 please 🥰
Oh, thank you! 🤍🥰🦋 I hope you like this little thing.
Fairytale Gone Right
(That emotional moment that you can't find a plot for.)
526 words of established relationship fluff for the two who deserve it most for the Short Fic Challenge by @ao3commentoftheday.
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Hehehehe tiddies (tumblr pls don’t flag this)
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