♠️ Hazbin Hotel - Alastor Lockscreens ♠️
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Skipper: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Private: ...I did. I broke it.
Skipper:No. No you didn't. Ringtail?
King Julien: Don't look at me. Look at Maurice.
Maurice: What?! I didn't break it.
King Julien: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Maurice: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
King Julien: Suspicious.
Maurice: No, it's not!
Kowalski: If it matters, probably not, but Marlene was the last one to use it.
Marlene: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Kowalski: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Marlene: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Kowalski!
Private: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Skipper.
Skipper: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Kowalski: Sir... Julien's been awfully quiet.
King Julien: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Skipper, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Skipper: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Skipper:
Skipper: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Don't mind me, just going to slip this humanized version of the scene from the movie in right there... Okay, thank you, have a good day.
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Alright, we’ve already gotten a second movie of a spin-off with a incredibly popular character that belongs to a saga that no one wanted to hear another thing about
Where is Penguins of Madagascar 2
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ᴛᴏᴍ ʜɪᴅᴅʟᴇꜱᴛᴏɴ ᴀꜱ ʟᴏᴋɪ ʟᴀᴜꜰᴇʏꜱᴏɴ
ɪɴ ᴛʜᴏʀ: ʀᴀɢɴᴀʀᴏᴋ (2017)
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finally worked up the courage to watch the owl house finale and i am so very not ok
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2K CELEBRATION
HUNTER + fidgeting (requested by anonymous)
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And if someone thought they had no one waiting for them…
Well, they were in for a nice surprise.
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