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[Discussion about the new CC. creations video, regarding the upcoming western festival!]

arent tumbleweeds like, extremely invasive and noxious to natural life in places where it is invasive.

someone at starshine ranch really said "time to ruin the natural flora forever because i miss texas yeehaw!"

#no wolves or bears just fareal tumbler weeds to we gotta rid of. cool. #[ 🍃; blown in ] #sso spoilers

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i just need to walk through this step by step to see if I understand it better.

Jojo Siwa rebrands and someone at SSE thinks wow, we could make fun of this

Raptor is hyped as coming back for the equestrian festival with a whole new name, with his songs playing in the backgrounds of trailers.

Raptor appears and reveals that his new name is rizz razz the riff rapscalion or something to that effect

That's all. He doesn't say anything else. There is no quest. There is no music. He rhymes a little bit but then he just stands there.

Somehow we are meant to glean that this is a joke, the entire setup was a joke, the comeback is a joke, the idea of him playing songs was so far from SSE's minds that, when people in the comments said "was that all? i wanted him to put on a concert" the social media team responded with "great idea, we'll see if he's up for it in the future!"

They do not, and ladies and gentlepeople this is the important part, announce that it is a joke. They make two responses to instagram comments where they imply that they just wanted to be silly, but the idea of Raptor realizing the namechange is weird, wrong or not something to pursue is not brought up, so despite it being a joke, he is canonically Rizzy now

Raptor is still raptor(?) Raptor is not making music, he's not even performing music. ALL of this for SSE to go haha what if we changed his name.

Yeah i still don't understand it

#so this is what they're doing with that SINGLE shared brain cell HMM. #going to waste indeed. #[ 🍃; blown in ] #sso

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i want to ship my oc and my gfs oc but they just dont work together well and its sad.... all i can get is this unrequited crush from juni to yasmine but thats it

it doesnt help im in the 1% of ssoblr whos not personally attracted to yasmine the oc (hes a good chara but not my type) so its like, well i can make juni or her brother or both attracted to him thats fine but i dont have any actual motivation about it beyond "i want to make our charas feel things together" so if the ship doesnt work both ways it just becomes boring for the most part (sometimes i like the whole unrequited love thing, but not when im feeling sad about not having any ships to care about)

and if i wanted to just ship stuff in general theres just not any interesting enough charas in sso anyway that are my type and would be interesting with my ocs.... ydris is cute (warning! im pansexual but mostly attracted to women atm and dont need judgment just bc i like some random made up characters thanks :3) but he doesnt fit with my ocs. alonso is also cute but again not for my ocs. i vaguely liked rowan when they were introduced but their whole "im here to say random australian things" writing is so bad that its hard to care about them, i wish they had some kind of interesting character shit going on in an ongoing storyline. honestly all the wildwoods rangers were cute and i wanted more characterisation and story and development from them. syntax is vaguely cute too. i wish they added some nb characters that werent the skinny androgynous-but-not-too-femme thing.

and i cant make a more direct self insert to ship with charas that are my type either bc i would feel too much like its cheating kfdhjgdkf i only feel ok with that when its very direct projection between the charas and my irl relationship......

so yeah shipping vent from person who used to have fun shipping stuff but now suffers from both apathy and lack of characters and ships of interest :(

edit: maybe the solution is forcing yasmin to also make a more direct self insert to sso and then i can ship our jorvergian self inserts

#imo opposites attract work around nonsense heheee #[ 🍃; blown in ] #star stable online

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Reblog for bigger sample size; what would your OC do? 👀

#[ *casually shoots the door to 'unlock' it* ] #does just because she can. show off. and also to freak out the actual killer. #[ 🍃; blown in ] #starstableonline #[ 🧍; sso oc ]

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I’m still confused about the old fjords. Last time I was confused about them retiring it was because months after that, no other horses were getting retired and the only response was “All old horses are getting retired eventually, the fjords just happened to go first” but like.

Why so early? Why soooo much sooner than all other crusty horses? There was a very solid gap between the fjords disappearing and literally all other horses, months if not like a year between the fjord and the second horse to get retired.

Why specifically the fjords? Did it have to do with the Kallter? Why did the Kallter have to go?

I feel like something was meant to happen and in true sso fashion. It didn’t.

#yeah beginning to think so. more ny cynical side anyways... #jisy hire folks from a tribe similar to what the Kalters as based off of! have them working along side through out the whole process 🧐 #[ 🍃; blown in ] #starstableonline #[ 📖; game discussion ]

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ydris looks like a hazbin hotel character

#as someone who watches that show (not without criticism)...I'm screaming. #would love to see him and alastar have a show down lol #[ 🍃; blown in ] #sso-ish

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I know it was "The Sabine office" because of the festival but I feel like Jay would've been a better fit for the "office bitch (gender neutral) who is always on your ass about doing your work and everyone wants to be them or be with them also they're top dog"

#as an enby who cant get shii organized i agree. #sabine gym yea. jay in the office. #[ 🍃; blown in ] #star stable online

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I just competed in my first champ since last year. Didn't die. Actually did way better than i thought I'd do. Zero running into stuff or failing jumping!

#only did for the championship quest and xp fyi #not a fan of them. too many people can end up blocking your view and end up failing you'd normally wouldn't. #[ 🌱; sprung up ] #star stable online

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Introducing → "Mirrors Endless Memories" aka Pacifica. / 10 yo. Stelle Français Mare. / Eventer. . The promising future high level eventing mare of SilverGlade, who's eager to get stuff done personality meshes well with Allison's "no nonsense attitude". While being on the get work done but not over do it side of things. Brings balance to her trainers quick to fall into a workaholic tendencies. Pacifica requires a soft-quite handed/seat rider as she will make it very clear quickly her displeasure. Very expressive ears that wont hold back from announcing her annoyance with you. Which can very swiftly turn in to you to eating dirt for not listening to her subtle communication. .

#LOOK A POST FROM ME WITH THOUGHT OUT WRITING WOWIE #[ 🌱; sprung up ] #star stable online #[ 🧍; sso oc ] #was gonna name the Phoebe originally. They look so much like a childhood OTTB mare lesson horse!

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words cannot describe how much i love them

#if a hell steed can find love so can you! #so cute. #[ 🍃; blown in ] #starstableonline

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The pain of making perfect circles during the Mastery Test. Only to suddenly start flunking them. Game why ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

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That one Canter Circle... // Screaming

#i wanna strangle my computer. #why have the game start acting up suddenly?? you're not ove heatong you're fine computer!! #[ 🌱; sprung up ] #star sable online #[ 🎠; equestrian event ]

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Born to be a hater

“People are having fun!” Yeah they’re allowed to.

“But the world is being destroyed!” By you and your compatriots. Stop having a superiority complex about it.

“But the clubs are mean to each other!” you are an attempted murderer. Shut the fuck up.

#yeah sso really fucked up wit their character writting. #really need to work on consistency and being AWEAR of what the characters are doing! to line up with what they're saying! #[ 🍃; blown in ] #starstableonline #[ 🎠; equestrian event ]

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Meanwhile, at SSO HQ

#not something i was expecting to wake up to. #but starting to get less shocked ngl #[ 🍃; blown in ] #sso

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Do we think he’s a bottom

#He's CLEARLY an Iconic FemKing 💅✨ #Absolute alpha. That makes all the insecure toxic mfs like Mr. Tate and fan boys cry. Gets all the bitches. #[ 🍃blown in ] #starstableonline #[ 📖; game discussion ]

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genuinely curious what servers ssoblr plays on! i'm in the na region and would love suggestions. ive been on night star since i created my account (a decade ago) and it is. certainly an experience! and i want off but not where where to jump ship to

#currently visiting Poppy Moon so lack of insane amout of players. #[ 🍃blown in ] #starstableonline

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Ateez Songs as Horse Name Possibilities in SSO

Wonderland

Rocky

Crazy Form

Pirate King

Silver Light

Youth

Firework

Wave

Illusion

Aurora

Twilight

Sunrise

Mist

Diamond

Crescent

Light

#/grabs and sprints off with this #[ 🍃blown in ] #starstableonline

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sso has been reported to the consumer agency to be investigated for marketing towards children which is not allowed in sweden :D

sso's quote in the article (google translate bc im in a hurry):

“At Star Stable we care about our users and we take consumer protection very seriously. We welcome an investigation and we will of course cooperate with the Swedish Consumer Agency if they contact us."

from the article (google translate again):

With deceptive currency and purchase prompts, the popular online game Star stable tries to get kids to spend money. That's what Sweden's consumers mean, who are now reporting the game to the Swedish Consumer Agency. As a child, you should be able to play without risking being cheated in this way, says Sinan Akdag from the non-profit organization. Sweden's consumers report Star stable to the Swedish Consumer Agency as they believe it violates the Marketing Act. Firstly, we have discovered that direct purchase invitations are directed at children. It is forbidden, says Sinan Akdag, digital expert on Sweden's consumers.

#WHOA- #as much as i like this pixel pon game...they need a good smacking. #[ 📖; game discussion ] #star stable online