forget the sexiness of fruit juice dripping down your face. the hot new thing is mozzarella juice dripping down your face as you eat off that wet wet orb
hate when streaming services are like.... you can now pay cinema prices to watch new releases at home! not to show my age but if i am watching it on my tv set then it's free??? you think you're an equal to big picturehouse? with no big screen? no big pop corn? you want to charge cinema price to show me a movey in my own house? Honour demands i kill you btw
doop snogg says only 2,147,483,647 people have outsmokked him. *sigh* that anon was right... why am i doing this? *walks around the city looking down* *sparkle in my eye as i see a getting hit with shrapnel museum* *i enter the museum* how much for the getting hit with shrapney exhibit? cashier: only one hundred dollars my friend (omg they said im a friend) me: OK i left my credit card at home though cashier: Ill be right back OK me: goes to my