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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) dir. Jim Sharman

#rocky horror picture show

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#👀

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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Excalibur (1981) | dir. John Boorman

#i have not seen this and don’t know what’s happening here #but omg me

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society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

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Most Divorced Buffy Couple Tournament

#yes YES

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#i laughed so hard when a reputation era song came on at my friend’s house and it had fucking gun shots in the background #and a part where she mimics semi-automatic firing #like look out y’all #taylor’s gonna fucking light the place up #😂🙄

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

#about me #unfortunately

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

#if it’s a booze tho i’m drunk so fast from my nervous sipping

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so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

#children should assault adults more often and i’m only kind of kidding

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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in the zombie apocalypse the only hair dye commonly available will be splat and people with access to beauty stores will defend ion semipermanent color like clean water