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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead
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splodey-goat · 11 hours
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ooh big stretch
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Woof likes water. Water very nice. 
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i've always loved this cuccoo that just seemingly instantly falls in love with Link
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splodey-goat · 13 hours
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What's some advice you wish you received much earlier
"When people come to you to establish a boundary or a need or to express hurt feelings, that's a compliment, not an attack. That is them wanting to develop the relationship and trusting you to listen and care to do better. And no matter how sad you are about accidentally hurting them, it's a GOOD thing that they cared to have a hard conversation with you"
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splodey-goat · 13 hours
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highblood: and why the fuck should i let you tell me not to kill people
lowblood whos about to invent moirallegiance: oh, havent you heard?
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finished playing sam and max save the world, i think they’re neat
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splodey-goat · 16 hours
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One of those "shortstack of a man" characters I created in the past
I named him Galactic Maintenance Dan (or just "Galactic Dan" for short) but I redrew him more stockier for that full shortstack man effect
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splodey-goat · 17 hours
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There'll be a post like, "ableism is bad" and all the comments will be "yeah! Ableists are all sociopaths and narcissists!" "Ableists all live in their moms basements and don't contribute anything to society!"
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splodey-goat · 2 days
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new taco-bell exclusive mountain dew called stop worrying your friends love you more than you know
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Business Names in the 1800s: Primary Flour, Just Cement, Worldwide Copper, The Only Gasoline You Should Be Allowed To Buy
Business Names in the 1900s: Axiom, Artemis Manufacturing, Pinnacle Hygienics, Olympian Glue, Divine Yogurt, The Coolest Car Manufacturer With The Largest Hog In Town
Business Names in the 2000s: Gubi, Turna, Clooper, Jumbli, Dongr, Shnet, Pungu, Pooble, Weeeu
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addicted to saying "ill definitely check that out" about things that i will definitely forget to check out
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I theorize the reason "bottoms" appear more prevalent than "tops" on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender
"uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*" easy as shit comedy
"I want to put my DICK in someone" whoa dude calm down, take it easy
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Gamergate 2 making lists of woke games
I'm gonna check all the "not recommend" ones, I've been looking for new games to add to my wishlist
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