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Who do you ship the most with Spidey ?(bromance)

I personal favourite are spidey/deadpool, Spidey/venom, Spidey/daredevil

So basically other vigilantes

IM OBSESSED WITH SPIDEY AND DEADPOOL AND HAVE BEEN FOR YEEEEAAARS (not underage)

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Hi so you made Spidey talkin' to criminals casually can you make part 2 for that it's nice and funny and oh I love your blog officially one of favourite blogs

I have been away from tumblr for so long and I'm just seeing this! Your wish is my command however I forgot how to use this thing, so no judging my format 😩✋️

Spider casually talking to criminals paper 2!!! Aaah

Spiderman, being told he has to distract 2 guards: heeey guys, you ever played chess before?

Guards: ...

(Cut to a half an hour later)

Spidermam: yah.. and that's how I burnt my first kitchen down

Guard1: that reminds me of this time my dad blew up our garage!

Guard2: damn it! How are you so good at chess?!

(His team mates in the backround managing to steal the data they need and flabagasted at how spiderman hasn't been shot yet)

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Robber: damn it to hell! How have I not hit you yet?

Spiderman: Well you know what they say! An apple a day keeps the angry robber from hurting him away!

(Robber throws his gun at spiderman as a last resort and hitting him across the head, sending him backwards)

Spiderman, groaning: aaaaugh, I forgot to eat my apple this morning.

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Robber, throwing a grenade at spiderman: HEADS!

Spiderman, desperately trying not to get shot: shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toooes and eyes and ears and-

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Spiderman, accidentally hitting a criminal harder than he intended: it's OK! Your fine, peachy even.

Robber, on the verge of consciousness: aaaugh, no I'm not

Spiderman: yes.. yes you are

Robber, crying: nooooOooooOoo

Spiderman: your be fiiiine.

Robber: aaauuaugh

Spiderman, putting a postit note for the police on his forehead: just. Mhmmm hold onto that for me.

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Spiderman, punching someone in the face: where the hell do you even get a bazooka from?!

Criminal, now tied onto the wall with webs on there mouth: mhmmmph

Spiderman: I mean! Its ridiculous! If you can get a bazooka you can get a job!

Criminal: mhmmmmph

(10 minuted if spiderman ranting to a poor criminal)

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Spiderman: OH EM GEE!

Criminal, suprised: what?

Spidermam: you have something on your face!

Criminal, self conscious: I do?!

Spiderman: yah let me get it for you

(Proceed to wipe food of the criminals mouth)

Criminal, turning to his friend, heatbroken: why didn't you tell me something was on my face?!

Criminal 2: what there was nothing on your face

Spiderman: don't lie! There something on your face as well

Criminal 2: what, really?

Spiderman: yah! My fists!?

(Spiderman knocks criminal 2 unconscious)

Criminal 1: YAH! Good job spidey, serves him right

Spidermam: what a fake friend

Criminal 1: ...

Spiderman: ...

Criminal 1: do I get to go?

Spiderman: sorry pal. At least you will look better for your mugshot?

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#peter parker #incorrect peter quotes #scenarios #smart peter parker #promps #writing inspiration #criminals all secretly like spiderman #peter parker gives no fucks

[spindler-spider]

Spiderman prompt!!!!

We all know spidey helps people when they get lost, helps cats from trees, people cross the street and a big variety of criminals

But can someone pleeeeeaase write about Spiderman helping kids with homework???

Like hes patrolling and sees a kid crying at a bench and when approached he is sobbing about how he is going to fail school and he doesn't understand maths/science

So spidey sits down for like 3 hours and helps him and it becomes routine? Every Friday for 3 hours he will sit down with this boy and help him with maths/science

Then other kids see and they ask for help, so eventually every friday for 3 hours at the park there is a group of kids learning maths/science and they are all enjoying it?

Bonus: this goes on for like 3 years or something and all the kids suprise him and thank him for his help and it's all happy vibes

Bonus 2: Tony sees this and lends him money to get pens/books/calculators/rulers etc. For the kids. - want evil avengers? Make them question Peter and say that it's useless and he will never help anyone doing that

Bonus 3: This happens in a crime-ridden neighbourhood and Peter decided to fix an abandoned park, then next time he swings by that's when he Spots the kids and makes a club to teach kids to stay good, learn things academically and survival tips (to homeless kids) he also spends his tight budget making sure the kids are eating healthy goods and have first aid kits to keep them safe.

If you use this prompt pleeeease leave a link so I can read it, I crave spiderman content (drools)

#peter parker #incorrect peter quotes #scenarios #bamf peter parker #asshole avengers? #peter protects the little guy's

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Idea that has been on my mind;

Peter and docter strange make a deal that whenever Peter wants a juice box Peter now has the ability to use the portal to grab one from anywhere, however Tony is slowly going mad because he doesn't understand how Peter keeps on getting juice boxes out of no where because he never sees the portal open or close.

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(Peter doing some complicated scientific things I will never be able to comprehend)

Peter's pencil breaks and he is half asleep: Well gosh dignity darn how the frick track tic tak am I suppose to live laugh love in these conditions?

Tony falling asleep in the background: Friday, add that to peters phrases collection

Friday: adding phrase 521 to the collection.

#peter parker #incorrect peter quotes #spider son #tony stark #incorrect tony quotes #irondad

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omg I have been logged out for so long because I forgot my password jeez

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(Clint puts flies and bugs in Peter's bed as a prank)

Peter, waking up: aaaw, Clint you shouldn't have!

Clint: Well that was payback for gluing feathers on me while I was sleeping, why are you not screaming yet?

Peter gets a hand full of the alive bugs and eats them: they taste so nice! Thank you!

Clint, running out the room in disgust: I'm never talking to you again!

#clint barton #peter parker #incorrect peter quotes #spider son #bamf peter parker #fanfiction prompt #Peter acts like a spider #Spider peter #eats bugs #i could never #prank gone wrong? ._. #idk how to tag help

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Peter: hey nicky

Fury: I told you not to call me that

Peter: but I just beat a villian! Gargoul!

Fury: Who is Gargoul?

Peter: Gargoul on these nuts bitch

Fury: you have ten seconds to run

Peter: nah you're not as scary as candice...

Fury: Who the fuck is candice

Peter: Candice dick fit in yo mouth!

Fury, loading his gun: you're dead

Tony: that my boy

#nick fury #peter parker #incorrect peter quotes #spider son #tony stark #incorrect tony quotes #irondad #bamf peter parker #fanfiction prompt

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Ok hear me out

Spidey Fanfiction idea if anyone wants to write it!

Spiderman and Docter Strange are fighting this magical alien thing that is threatening to destroy every superhero because they are "fake"

Spiderman tries to reason with this alien saying that everyone has a little bit of good and bad in them but ultimately they are trying there best.

The alien counters and says "fine, I'll put you under a spell to see who you really are, you are being transported to a different realm and all you have to do is find a way out and help EVERYONE you can, I allready know the outcome, you will put yourself before helping others because you are all filled with gread"

Dr Strange tries to talk Spiderman out but he goes anyway

Spiderman only way out is to press a button but everytime he tries someone new asked for help, the alien watching this go down things Spidey will press the button to save himself rather than the random stranger but to his suprise Spiderman helps.

Everytime Spiderman helps someone instead of pressing the button, the button disappears to a diffrent location that Spidey has to find on his own.

After a while the alien realises that this Spiderman Hero is helping everyone every. Single. Time. And refuses to press the button, one time even waiting by it to see if anyone will come round.

After a while the Alien gives up and brings Spiderman back to his realm and surrenders!

#peter parker #incorrect peter quotes #bamf peter parker #fanfiction prompt #magic #friendship! #realms #pure petey

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Peter: ...

Tony: kid! What are you doing

Peter: :(

Tony: I swear to god-

Peter, goes on his phone: ;(

Tony: oh so your ignoring me n-

(Tony's phone starts ringing and he picks it up)

Tony: Peter, why are you calling, your in front of me

Peter, whispering: I feel like your mad at me

(Tony throws his phone at Peters face)

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Peter: Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me

Peter, with finger guns: aaaaaay-

(Gets shot my criminal)

Peter: oh god, it's a gun

(looks down at wound)

Peter: Definitely a gun...

#peter parker #incorrect peter quotes #fanfiction prompt #shot #is that a gun or yall just happy to see me? #bruce is tired of having to patch him up

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I kinda want a fan fiction where Peter Parker just befriends everything and everyone...

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Tony: Why do you have a bottle of water? You never drink in the lab.

Peter: it's not water

Tony: what? That better not he vod-

Peter: it's viniger.

Tony: WHAT?

Peter: IT'S VINIGER PUSSY

#peter parker #incorrect peter quotes #spider son #tony stark #incorrect tony quotes #irondad #bamf peter parker

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Surely the criminals in NY know by now that if you threaten a vigilante with their pet you are going to die or be tormented all your life right? No one messes with there pets.

Ok let's say Peter had a pet spider because he can communicate with then using his powers and SOMEHOW New York finds out

Criminal: Looks like the spider got caught in the web!

Spider-Man, chained in a warehouse somewhere: You think your going to get away with this?

Criminal: oh, I allready have spidey, all you have to do is comply.

Spider-Man, laughing: I'd rather die!

Criminal: We have your pet idiot.

Spider-Man, gone silent and still: ...

Criminal: That's right and if you don't do what we say your little creepy spider will be crush-

Spider-Man, with new anger: That was your last mistake.

Criminal: oh? And what are you-

Spider-Man, ripping through the chains: Your first mistake was thinking you could keep me in these chains.

Criminal: It's 100 againts 1!

Spider-Man: I like those odds.

(Later at Wade's apartment)

Wade: Do you have to bring that spider here every time?

Peter: yup

Matt, walking in: hey I heard a warehouse blew up last night, 100 bodies found.

Wade, face stuffed: something we should worry 'bout?

Peter: Wonder what happened, shame it was a good viewpoint...

#matt murdock #incorrect peter parker #incorrect matt murdock #incorrect wade wilson #peter parker #incorrect peter quotes #bamf peter parker #don't mess with them pets man #kidnapping #criminal #warehouse

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I'm convinced that Peter Parker has a collection of knifes that he keeps when he gets stabbed and yall can't do anything about it.

(Also a soulmate AU idea for spideypool going of the idea above ^)

Soulmate AU where the first thing you say to each other it written on your arm!

- spidey and pool are soul mates!

- spidey has a knife collected because of all the times he has been stabbed and sometimes says thank you to criminals that stab him!

-The first thing Spidey says to deadpool is "Oh fuck! Please Stab me with those beautiful katana's I might have an orgasm if you do!"

- Deadpools first words should be something just as weird but I can't think about it right now aaannhgns

#deadpool #peter parker #incorrect peter quotes #promps #bamf peter parker #fanfiction prompt #writing inspiration

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Peter, gets shot: owie!

Peter, gets thrown of a plane: Rude.

Peter, being crushed under a building: again?

Peter, Stubbs his toe on a door: WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED THIS TIME LINE?!

#peter parker #incorrect peter quotes #spider son #bamf peter parker

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Peter, vibing: oh, hey Mr Stark!

Tony: Can you explain this video for me?

Peter: In my defence deadpool said I couldn't do it...

Tony: What no? Its science?

Peter: oh... so you haven't seen the bodies!

Tony: ...

Peter: ...

Tony: ....

Peter: soooo, what did you want to show me?

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