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this is their dynamic

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You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs

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He told her about Cherri 🥺🥺🥺

Charlie #1 cherrisnake shipper!

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'No wonder I'm so respectless, I could eat you lot for breakfast'. The nerve to make this statement in front of two cannibal overlords.

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Lucifer found the perfect way to welcome Vaggie to the family- matching ducks!

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To keep the world balance, it is only fair for one Alex to go up and the other to go down. ⬆️⬇️

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IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

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Truly divorced dads

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Oh-

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yet another reason to get firefox

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furious that i am not a playable character in this game

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charlize won't stop saying gay rights

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"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

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'fairies dont exist' WRONG❗❗cyerce elegans

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We don't talk about platonic marriages enough

I am bisexual. My partner is aroace. We are in a queerplatonic relationship. We have been together for around 4 years and got engaged a little over 1 year ago. We don't do romantic things (we do sometimes, but not usually.) and we don't do sexual things. There's no romance, but we love each other. It is 100% platonic. But I ALWAYS feel the need to clarify this with people we meet that, it's not "oh haha we were best friends for so long we just decided to get married teehee" NO It's still love. We live for each other. We would die for each other. We are attached at the hip. We are each others most important thing in the entire world. Just because we don't kiss or have sex doesn't mean it's not love. I LOVE my fiance in ways words can't explain. And they love me just the same. Just because it's not romantic doesn't make it any less of a relationship. Just because it's not sexual doesn't make us any less engaged. I am going to marry my fiance, my best friend, the love of my life, and I need people to know that it's not because we couldn't find anyone else. It's not because we said we would if we were still single at X years old. It's not a trend or a phase or anything like that. I'm going to marry them because I LOVE them.

@skittlescripts <3